The Elder Scrolls Megathread XV: A Song of Ice and Draugr - Games

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/TESV_2013-06-25_00-32-18-42.gif[/img] "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't!"

The only person that annoys me more is Braith, that little shit of a kid that I can't kill without mods.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;41175024]You should get one of those mods that makes NPCs unessential.[/QUOTE] I got one of those and between the vampire attacks and dragon attacks, everybody important died. I guess it's just too hard to write a script that makes people go indoors when either are attacking. (yes, I know there's mods)

You know who I hate with a burning passion? Bards. I don't even kill them anymore, that's too good for them. I just remove them from existence via the console.

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;41175885]You know who I hate with a burning passion? Bards. I don't even kill them anymore, that's too good for them. I just remove them from existence via the console.[/QUOTE] I had an old save where I had like 3 bard follower mods installed and would just run around in a full set of daedric armor with 3 bards following me playing shitty music. I like to think that the people of skyrim still fear his return I mustve wreaked so much psychological damage on those poor bastards.

[QUOTE=Brt5470;41171948]Look up clothing mods on Loverslab. it's virtual child porn.[/QUOTE] Nothing virtual about it.

[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;41175586][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/TESV_2013-06-25_00-32-18-42.gif[/IMG] "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't!"[/QUOTE] I barely played Skyrim so I can't speak for it, but I'm guessing the Cloud District is less than thirty metres away by the average town size.

[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;41175586][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/TESV_2013-06-25_00-32-18-42.gif[/img] "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't!"[/QUOTE] I have that "cloud to butt" script for Chrome so now whenever someone quotes that "Cloud District," sentence I get really confused.

[QUOTE=The golden;41176540]I'm going to gently fondle your cloud.[/QUOTE] That doesn't work. It only changes "the cloud," to "my butt."

The cloud district is full of dicks anyway, so I understand why you would have such a script installed. :v:

[QUOTE=1chains1;41175932]I had an old save where I had like 3 bard follower mods installed and would just run around in a full set of daedric armor with 3 bards following me playing shitty music. I like to think that the people of skyrim still fear his return I mustve wreaked so much psychological damage on those poor bastards.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8[/media]

The mod "Enhanced Enemy AI" for Skyrim looks awesome from the description and the comments ([url]http://www.skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/36478[/url]). Anyone already tried it?

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/TESV_2013-06-25_08-45-56-13.gif[/img] guys I think my spell is a little op (two hits as single cast, one as double)

[QUOTE=Brt5470;41171948]Look up clothing mods on Loverslab. it's virtual child porn.[/QUOTE] There's several people on there who have loli in their signatures. I feel like I need to burn my hard drive after visiting a few times. Also, the drama on there (and between there and the Nexus) makes Facepunch and Reddit look very tame in comparison. DYK: The creator of ye olde buttplug mod that was posted in this thread series ages ago has gone on a crusade against all adult mods and sexism. It's about as ridiculous and hypocritical as you'd expect. And then you have the mod authors on there and the Nexus who go absolutely ape-shit when they say to keep their mod confined to one website and it inevitably gets posted on some Chinese, Russian, Japanese, or Korean modding site. Skyrim modding is definitely heading down a very, very dark path, perhaps even darker than Oblivion's. The Nexus isn't exactly doing better than sites that give no fucks about copyright or content - it's getting exponentially more ban-happy every year and still has trouble consistently banning things that actually break rules (coughEstruscough). The worst part is that no matter how much you mod Skyrim to be an adult game, it's still going to be the same stiff, awkward, and buggy Skyrim, just with half-finished porn on top to multiply the bugs. It seems almost pointless, and it's insane just how many hoops modders jump through in order to add their fetishes to the game. I'd wager most people who participate in adult mods spend more time modding than they do actually playing (or..."playing").

I just wonder how someone can look at those big tits, big ass, barbie replacers and say, "yea, that looks good, lets go with that." Has Bethesda ever commented on it? The adult modding 'community' is pretty big for their games.

[QUOTE=Brt5470;41172032]To give people an idea of the skyrim section of the site, there are threads and works in progress of Gaping Assholes Pregnancy Erecting Penises Incest Rape Sex Slavery Bestiality Cum Stains on Armor Tentacle Rape Stuff like that. I go there sometimes because unfortunately some of those people are wizards with merging armor options and Nexus forums are more annoying due to the layout and how slow they feel. And because I find it hilarious, reminds me of the superdeepthroat forums.[/QUOTE] Links please? :zoid:

Loverslab makes me kinda sick. I can get female armor mods and body mods. But they're just so extremely sex starved. It's insane. Watch the whole community be just one guy with millions of accounts.

[QUOTE=Daemon White;41175618]The only person that annoys me more is Braith, that little shit of a kid that I can't kill without mods.[/QUOTE] You can't even shout him away, and I can never kill that kid. The woes of a console peasant.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;41177474]That doesn't work. It only changes "the cloud," to "my butt."[/QUOTE] the cloud, is fantastic

On the subject of ohgodwhy mods, did you guys hear about the Nexus modder who had to defend his mod that was being [I]reported[/I] for the dumbest reason. It was a mod that made the female armor more like the male armor. (i.e. not covering 2-3/4th of the wearer and designed to absorb shock better.) So many people were butthurt that their barbie-faced Z-cup characters couldn't use the mod, that the comments had to be purged by the [I]moderators[/I]. I discovered this on Something Awful, but they blocked off guests so I can't quote the post. why cruel facepunch why would make this pageking

[QUOTE=Durrsly;41179631]On the subject of ohgodwhy mods, did you guys hear about the Nexus modder who had to defend his mod that was being [I]reported[/I] for the dumbest reason. It was a mod that made the female armor more like the male armor. (i.e. not covering 2-3/4th of the wearer and designed to absorb shock better.) So many people were butthurt that their barbie-faced Z-cup characters couldn't use the mod, that the comments had to be purged by the [I]moderators[/I]. I discovered this on Something Awful, but they blocked off guests so I can't quote the post. why cruel facepunch why would make this pageking[/QUOTE] Literally every armor mod on the Nexus has comments to the lines of "omg make this for UNP/BBP/CBBE/ADEC/CHFAHKSDFSKFHx119/ass jiggle/*insert obscure body mod here*". Also, you say "barbie-faced Z-cup characters" half-jokingly, but it's truer and more common than you'd think...

[QUOTE=Durrsly;41179631]On the subject of ohgodwhy mods, did you guys hear about the Nexus modder who had to defend his mod that was being [I]reported[/I] for the dumbest reason. It was a mod that made the female armor more like the male armor. (i.e. not covering 2-3/4th of the wearer and designed to absorb shock better.) So many people were butthurt that their barbie-faced Z-cup characters couldn't use the mod, that the comments had to be purged by the [I]moderators[/I]. I discovered this on Something Awful, but they blocked off guests so I can't quote the post. why cruel facepunch why would make this pageking[/QUOTE] Oh god why. Though, I feel some modders are very egotistical and are full of themselves. I'm not going to name names, but the entire "I want oblivion gates here and you can't make an unofficial patch that is run next to my mod without my permission to get rid of the Oblivion gates that basically everyone but me does not want" is the ultimate level of modder butthurt. IMO, it's a far cry from what modding used to be for TES in my opinion. The few old mods for Morrowind I have downloaded, in their redmes they basically state "If you do decide to host this somewhere else, make sure to have a link to mine and to mention that I made the mod". None of this "I'M TAKING YOU DOWN IF YOU EVEN DARE DOWNLOAD MY MOD" shit that goes on now. To me, they think they're game developers when they are not; they are just modders.

[QUOTE=Durrsly;41179631]On the subject of ohgodwhy mods, did you guys hear about the Nexus modder who had to defend his mod that was being [I]reported[/I] for the dumbest reason. It was a mod that made the female armor more like the male armor. (i.e. not covering 2-3/4th of the wearer and designed to absorb shock better.) So many people were butthurt that their barbie-faced Z-cup characters couldn't use the mod, that the comments had to be purged by the [I]moderators[/I]. I discovered this on Something Awful, but they blocked off guests so I can't quote the post. why cruel facepunch why would make this pageking[/QUOTE] I actually got that mod a while back don't know where it is though.

Its this mod: [url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/3296/?[/url] [editline]25th June 2013[/editline] At least it is still downloadable.

[QUOTE=bdd458;41179866]Oh god why. Though, I feel some modders are very egotistical and are full of themselves. I'm not going to name names, but the entire "I want oblivion gates here and you can't make an unofficial patch that is run next to my mod without my permission to get rid of the Oblivion gates that basically everyone but me does not want" is the ultimate level of modder butthurt. IMO, it's a far cry from what modding used to be for TES in my opinion. The few old mods for Morrowind I have downloaded, in their redmes they basically state "If you do decide to host this somewhere else, make sure to have a link to mine and to mention that I made the mod". None of this "I'M TAKING YOU DOWN IF YOU EVEN DARE DOWNLOAD MY MOD" shit that goes on now. To me, they think they're game developers when they are not; they are just modders.[/QUOTE] when you're at the point where you're making sandbag sized tits and BDSM games for an elder scrolls game you're probably bitter enough to be an egotistical narcissistic douche too the thing is these 'copyright' claims and shit are baseless, the EULA clearly invalidates that kind of stuff. obviously there's stuff you should adhere to to avoid being a dick but if the author's an arsehole or has left the community (which they do occasionally, either because they're annoyingly temperamental or they could've been driven away) I view it as fair game if you credit them

Can someone help me out with my oblivion load order? The game is really unstable and it's not uncommon that i crash 20-30 minutes into the game. [QUOTE][IMG]http://puu.sh/3o1kg.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3o1kR.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=27X;41176028]Nothing virtual about it.[/QUOTE] Um... yes it's virtual.

[QUOTE=cdr248;41180294]Its this mod: [url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/3296[/url] [editline]25th June 2013[/editline] At least it is still downloadable.[/QUOTE] I've seen that mod and the drama with it before, it's funny how the modder that does [I]not[/I] make boob-armor handles difficult commenters quite better than the ones who do. Just that tells you a lot about their social life.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;41179662]Literally every armor mod on the Nexus has comments to the lines of "omg make this for UNP/BBP/CBBE/ADEC/CHFAHKSDFSKFHx119/ass jiggle/*insert obscure body mod here*". Also, you say "barbie-faced Z-cup characters" half-jokingly, but it's truer and more common than you'd think...[/QUOTE] To be fair, I use UNP because I like the proportions of it. I tend to actually switch to the skinny version occastionally. And using UNP designed armor is important to me or else my body shifts when I change armor. I don't do it for the nudity, though that is a purpose of it, when I strip a body I expect it to be stripped. I also remodded my textures to have lots of dirt and scars usually. I hate the barbie skin. That armor mod looks pretty good though. The most skin I have on my character during normal play is like her shoulder or neck. I don't play skyrim to fap. Edit: Everyone in those comments makes it seem like breasts are made of cement or something. Reminds me of this video: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag4C0MFRnmE[/url] Skip to 4:20 for the entire point of the video.

[QUOTE=Durrsly;41179631]On the subject of ohgodwhy mods, did you guys hear about the Nexus modder who had to defend his mod that was being [I]reported[/I] for the dumbest reason. It was a mod that made the female armor more like the male armor. (i.e. not covering 2-3/4th of the wearer and designed to absorb shock better.) So many people were butthurt that their barbie-faced Z-cup characters couldn't use the mod, that the comments had to be purged by the [I]moderators[/I]. I discovered this on Something Awful, but they blocked off guests so I can't quote the post. why cruel facepunch why would make this pageking[/QUOTE] To a [B][I]very[/I][/B] limited extent, I can understand this; if memory serves, that particular mod simply replaced the female meshes with the male ones, which given that Skyrim's men are built pretty heavily did make the final result look strange. This said, getting [I]fucking reported[/I] for it is absolutely goddamn concussively stupid aughuhaugh