[QUOTE=No_0ne;45362786]my speardwarves literally just sparred through a solid wall[/QUOTE]
Someone draw this
I'm going to make a human wanderer called "David Solidsnake" and go around stabbing every fucking guard I can find in the back of the head when the game gets a bit more stable. I'm absolutely loving the new stealth system, if nobody sees you (and you can see their field of vision which makes it so damn cool) you can murder the dicks out of an entire city. One thing though, it is a bit odd to wander around and see people have the following exchange mere seconds later despite never seeing the murder, me, or my victim:
Magoz Buttbattled says: Urist McPlayer killed Dipshit McGee just now in Slaughtertown!
Lor Retardbabies says: It is terrible.
Magoz Buttbattled says: Where is Urist McPlayer right now?
Lor Retardbabies says: Probably underground or on the move, I don't know.
I'm like, "wat :l"
[QUOTE=No_0ne;45362786]my speardwarves literally just sparred through a solid wall[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/y3xTIYp.png[/IMG]
[editline]12th July 2014[/editline]
Or were the dwarves fighting among themselves instead of something else?
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[editline]12th July 2014[/editline]
Or were the dwarves fighting among themselves instead of something else?[/QUOTE]
they both [I]phased [/I]through the wall of their barracks into the crossbow squad's barracks while sparring
i think the crossbow dwarves gave them some weird looks because they left pretty quickly
[QUOTE=No_0ne;45363465]they both [I]phased [/I]through the wall of their barracks into the crossbow squad's barracks while sparring
i think the crossbow dwarves gave them some weird looks because they left pretty quickly[/QUOTE]
I like to imagine it was one of those brawl scenes where the characters fight through different locations, hallways, all that.
Then you see the crossbow Dwarves on break having a nice relaxing tea at their nice little table when the two Dwarves tear through the wall and slam through their table while still fighting.
I think it's best to imagine an unintentionally powerful blow actually sending the dwarf crashing through the wall.
I'm not a fan of the whole "run for 2 weeks every restart" thing, because I die [I]a lot.[/I]
if you've got a small world it goes by relatively quickly
[QUOTE=No_0ne;45363525]if you've got a small world it goes by relatively quickly[/QUOTE]
I did a small and it took my calendar all of two or three seconds to finish, so definitely recommend people just go with a smaller world if they have issues there.
[QUOTE=No_0ne;45363525]if you've got a small world it goes by relatively quickly[/QUOTE]
I've been doing small worlds because anything bigger takes fucking [I]forever.[/I]
[QUOTE=Masterofstars;45363490]
Then you see the crossbow Dwarves on break having a nice relaxing tea at their nice little table when the two Dwarves tear through the wall and slam through their table while still fighting.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FvrWqs1.png[/IMG]
I might just keep doing these things so I can improve my terrible drawing skills and also be able to illustrate these ludicrous situations.
my speardwarves have all become wrestlers because they're only using their bare hands during sparring for some reason
The Land of Winds
It will be a good world
Hahaha The Forest of Moistness
Went into a human village and saw this.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/i0FjCxQ.png[/IMG]
I've started to try to claim the city that I spawn in, just for the hell of it. It actually worked the first time, and I was able to claim it as my own after killing the current ruler. This time, I got in a huge fight with like 4 different warriors. I got shot in the lower spine early in the battle, making it so I could no longer stand up. However, I was able to win through the noble tactic of cutting off my opponents legs to bring them to my level. Amazingly, I survived the encounter, with the spinal/lower body hits and a major stomach wound as my only injuries. I'm not dying yet, so for now I plan on wandering the world as a murdering paraplegic (until I die of my stomach wound, which seems likely).
[QUOTE=No_0ne;45363708]my speardwarves have all become wrestlers because they're only using their bare hands during sparring for some reason[/QUOTE]
My axedwarf is apparently spending all his training time practicing his rolls and kicking the air, because he's a Skilled Fighter, Dodger and Armor User, yet only a Novice Axedwarf.
My kill count is 14 people, all but one achieved without control of my legs. I will rule the world.
A guy cut my leg off so I bludgeoned him to death with it because I didn't have a weapon. Fucker.
Hey guys, what are the most OP starter builds you've ever made?
can i do anything with dragon eggs?
i just stumbled upon a dragon lair with like, 12 dragons in it.
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[t]http://i.imgur.com/ZwJnwfK.png[/t]
[QUOTE=dracotonisamond;45364584]can i do anything with dragon eggs?
i just stumbled upon a dragon lair with like, 12 dragons in it.[/QUOTE]
Epic omelets,try and find a nest box having a dragonling tagging around would be pretty neat.
[QUOTE=DarkOps;45364511]Hey guys, what are the most OP starter builds you've ever made?[/QUOTE]
Starter builds like fortress architecture or starter builds like embark profiles?
[QUOTE=Sitkero;45364602]Starter builds like fortress architecture or starter builds like embark profiles?[/QUOTE]
I think he's talking about Adventurer skill and attribute sets.
I took up a Quest to kill a human Vampire, and I found the hut they should be in where people say "he should be around here somewhere", but no-one inside reacted to being accused of being a Night Creature.
Even worse was that none of them revealed themselves when I murdered everyone in that hut and I think the Vampire is still around. Other than murder, what did I do wrong?
I snuck up on a sleeping goblin and hacked off his arm; he was still asleep. I went ahead and hacked off the other one, STILL SLEEPING. I then proceeded to hack off the rest of his limbs, thinking that would wake him up... it didn't.
Strolled into a Dwarf Fort and it was filled with friendly Goblins and Dwarves who were all working together. Went down to the lower levels and all of them were fighting and killing each other but were part of the same civ.
Wat.
[QUOTE=Masterofstars;45365143]Strolled into a Dwarf Fort and it was filled with friendly Goblins and Dwarves who were all working together. Went down to the lower levels and all of them were fighting and killing each other but were part of the same civ.
Wat.[/QUOTE]
It was inevitable.
[QUOTE=DarkOps;45364994]I snuck up on a sleeping goblin and hacked off his arm; he was still asleep. I went ahead and hacked off the other one, STILL SLEEPING. I then proceeded to hack off the rest of his limbs, thinking that would wake him up... it didn't.[/QUOTE]
Well once he wakes up he will be pretty much pissed off, he will crawl at you with vengeance.
Essentially started a race war by joining in. Slaughtered dozens of Goblins, many Dwarves died in the fighting across the fort though. Finally I killed a Goblin that everyone liked apparently cause the Dwarves turned on me and kicked my shit.
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