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You fuck fucking cunt elves need to shitting let him write what ever damn-cock-sucking way he bitching pleases; alright you pricks?

[QUOTE=wallyroberto_2;41681557]You cunt-fucking shit-elves need to stop shitting, and let him write what ever god-fucking-damn-cock-sucking way he pleases. Jesus-H-Christ, bitching doesn't help. Alright you pricks?[/QUOTE] You were swearing wrong so I fixed it.

[QUOTE=Xain777;41681778]You were swearing wrong so I fixed it.[/QUOTE] You aren't even Australian you dick-witted dingo-fucking cunt bag! Bloody oath, you damn yanks really pull on my cock. You try to act tough but end up swearing like a piss-eyed cumdumpster. Fucker.

Sorry guys, I don't swear very often :<

Well, shit.

Ok, I'll post more politely next turn. I'll get on it after I'm done going through FP for the day. Also I was trying to type kind of like StarkRavingMad, but I just don't have the talent for it.

Say that you got a letter from DR that some dwarven kids were getting scared so you're taking anger management classes.

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;41695174]Say that you got a letter from DR that some dwarven kids were getting scared so you're taking anger management classes.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, I'll fold it into the narrative. I won't be able to update the next update tonight though, I'm just too bloody tired.

Okay, current turn list and Dwarfing List here: [quote=Turn List] 1. Trekintosh 2. Kyle902 3. Devodiere 4. Scratch (nl) 5. Draugur 6. S31-Syntax [/quote] [quote=Dwarfing List] 1. Fuzzwaddle 2. Lijitsu 3. APinAP (Logarithm) 4. Hans-Gunther 3. (Hans-Gunther the Third) 5. S31-Syntax [/quote] I'm starting my second update now, we'll see what happens. [editline]3rd August 2013[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mynzbmrtp9I[/media] This came up on my Pandora right when I launched DF. I think this bodes poorly for my turn. [editline]3rd August 2013[/editline] Help how do I get rid of stone without city-sized stockpiles?

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;41704873] Help how do I get rid of stone without city-sized stockpiles?[/QUOTE] Create a garbage dump of one tile and designate all the stone to be dumped. Items in garbage dumps don't take up any room. You can even reclaim the stone later if you really want to use it.

Okay, have a quickie updatie! Current turn list: [quote=Turn List!] 1. Trekintosh 2. Kyle902 3. Devodiere 4. Scratch (nl) 5. Draugur 6. S31-Syntax [/quote] Current Dorfing list: [quote=Dorfing List!] 1. S31-Syntax [/quote] Previous Posts: Trekintosh 1: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250337&p=41679676&viewfull=1#post41679676[/url] This Update: So the boys say that I gots ta be nice to them, the cuntbags. Well fuckshit to that I say! Though, now they've started saying that they really don't want to be here and they'll leave and call the union and shit like that so I guess I've got to be nice. [b]FINE![/b] Here's [b]MISTER NICE GUY, [i]AT YOUR FUCKING SERVICE![/i][/b] *Ahem* Today is the 1st of Felsite, I can't believe we've already been here a month. Progress on the hallway is proceeding apace. Suddenly I hear shouting from outside. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/X6GWGGi.png[/IMG] Oh dear. I activate Kyle again and send him on his merry way. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HP7PApi.png[/IMG] Will he survive? [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xQ1EX1k.png[/IMG] Yes. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2DtlSyb.png[/IMG] [B]FUCK [/B]yes. Maybe this fat old man wasn't such a bad idea to have along after all. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/n3ezKD1.png[/IMG] The farmer whose name I don't care about is throwing a tantrum. After he feels better, he decides now that he shall be called Fuzzwaddle. I decide that he should be called shit-for-brains, but then I remember I'm being nice now. Welcome to CityCradles, FuzzWaddle! [img]http://i.imgur.com/SfAdpNm.png[/img] Apparently two [strike]hopeless loosers[/strike] helpful citizens decided to join our outpost here, Lijitsu, a Stoneworker, whom is now Also The Military, as we have no use for Stoneworkers. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uovhQz5.png[/IMG] I'm not sure what his surname, Squeezingposts, means, but I'll be damn sure to keep the [s]faggot[/s] out of my room. Also Logarithm, a Miller by trade, Military by threat of death. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9zmuKPo.png[/IMG] His surname is Bellsbelt, which he takes seriously, wearing a Pigtail belt covered in +Iron Bells+. Seriously [b]FUCKING[/b] annoying. Our Jewler has finally struck up a conversation with me, calling himself Hans-Gunther the Third, really pompous but whatever. He's our jewler and doctor, so I've retitled him appropriately. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3sTVp70.png[/IMG] With a last name like Pointedbolts, it's a wonder he's not a marksdwarf. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YJg1o6A.png[/IMG] Oh cockwaffles with jizz frosting, this is seriously bad. [b]ONE OF YOU FUCKTARD MILITARY HAD BETTER ICE THIS CUNT BEFORE HE STARTS MAKING YOU LOT OF FAGGOTS ANGRY![/b] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/21JuHG0.png[/IMG] [b]FUCK YEAH![/b] There's pieces of Fuzzwaddle all over the front gardens now! Do better? [editline]3rd August 2013[/editline] help how do I do strikeouts?

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;41705535]Okay, have a quickie updatie! ... Do better? [/QUOTE] You're still swearing for the sake of swearing. I could understand a grumpy character giving sarcastic and occasionally offensive remarks for the sake of it -perhaps a colorful curse when something [I]really[/I] bad happens. Right now it just seems excessive, like he has touretts syndrome or something.

[QUOTE=Nitrowing;41705724]You're still swearing for the sake of swearing. I could understand a grumpy character giving sarcastic and occasionally offensive remarks for the sake of it -perhaps a colorful curse when something [I]really[/I] bad happens. Right now it just seems excessive, like he has touretts syndrome or something.[/QUOTE] I tried to turn it down a lot, but I'll just eliminate it from future updates I guess.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;41705732]I tried to turn it down a lot, but I'll just eliminate it from future updates I guess.[/QUOTE] Gimme a few minutes and I'll see if I can re-write that post to give you an example.

Definitely an improvement. Not too sure about this line though: "Oh cockwaffles with jizz frosting, this is seriously bad. ONE OF YOU FUCKTARD MILITARY HAD BETTER ICE THIS CUNT BEFORE HE STARTS MAKING YOU LOT OF FAGGOTS ANGRY!" Yeah... Basically the standard set of swear words are what i would prefer it to be limited to, fuck and shit and variations of those. Crazy invented swear words like that can be good but it needs to be built up to and handled carefully. This is mainly just opinion though. Also the fights can be the most interesting parts of these stories and you have just done the lead up to them and then the aftermath without any juicy description. Possibly might want to also include some more info on the actual construction and management of the fort and how it is shaping up.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;41705535] help how do I do strikeouts?[/QUOTE] [del] I share the opinion that you should tone down the intense swearing, doing it all the time just destroys the intensity of it.

Okay, fine. Apparently these asshats are reading my reports and aren't happy with the shit I'm calling them. Here. I'm changing it now. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? Ahem. I'm starting my report on the 1st of Felsite. Honestly I can't believe it's been a month - or that these dips-- fine gentlemen have lasted this long. I checked on the progress of the hallway, which is proceeding on schedule - what schedule we actually have. As I'm lamenting the lack of decent tools on my walk, I hear shouting from outside. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/X6GWGGi.png[/IMG] Oh. Shit. Okay, as acting overseer I tell Kyle's fat ass to do his job and murder some mammal corpses. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2DtlSyb.png[/IMG] Which he does pretty well. Note to self: Remember to stop calling him a fat ass. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/n3ezKD1.png[/IMG] And then this happens. I swear these people cannot keep their shit together to save their lives. Except Kyle, apparently. I don't even remember this guy's name, but he's our farmer so I'm like 'whatever, let him punch people.' He calms down and then - loudly - declares that we should call him FuzzWaddle. That is the single stupidest name I have ever heard in my entire life. I started to officially rename him shit-for-brains, but after the WEEK LONG screaming session that took place after the last report, I figure it's better to just let them have their little moments. After that, we had some [del]homeless rejects[/del] wonderful immigrants join our outpost. The first one, Lijitsu, apparently knows how to work stone. Which is useless because we already HAVE somebody for that. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uovhQz5.png[/IMG] So instead I tell him to get a badge, because he gets to throw his ass at whatever monstrous abominations this Armok-forsaken hellhole throws at us to give us actually productive members of society a few more seconds of painful, annoying, soul-sucking life. I give him the title 'Also The Military' because he complained about not getting enough respect or something, I don't know. I wasn't actually listening. Also I don't know what his surname means, but it makes me want to lock my door at night. More than usual. If I actually HAD a door. I hate it here. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9zmuKPo.png[/IMG] Then there's this guy. About in the same boat. He's a miller. Because we totally need millers. So instead I tell him if he wants to actually eat, he gets to step in line behind what's-his-name, the posts guy. Lijitsu or whatever. These people have awful names. His last name is Bellsbelt, which he lives up to. Because his belt has bells attached to it. Nobody likes him. He always seems to have the opposite shifts of literally everyone else. I've decided to send him to his death first. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3sTVp70.png[/IMG] After what seemed like - and probably was - months, our Jeweler finally decided to quit being a social reject and have a conversation with someone. Unfortunately that someone was me. His name is Hans-Gunther the Third. I know this because he told me. Many times. He's a pompous douche. If he wasn't also our only doctor and jeweler, I swear I would've beat him to death right there. But as it is, I had to make due with just changing his title. Although I'm not sure why he wasn't trained with a crossbow at all, since his last name was Pointedbolts. Must be the family outcast. Makes sense to be out here. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YJg1o6A.png[/IMG] Just as I'm recovering from the FASCINATING conversation I had with the doctor, this shit happens. I swear to Armok I am the only person here who isn't a lunatic. The three oh-so-useful military dwarves were screwing around and just staring at him. I threw a rock at them and yelled at them to actually DO THEIR JOBS and DEAL WITH IT. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/21JuHG0.png[/IMG] They proceeded to dismember him across the entire front lawn. Great. Now we have to pick all that up. That's just fantastic. I seriously hate it here. [I probably did strike-outs wrong too, but how was this?]

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;41706057]-true beauty- [I probably did strike-outs wrong too, but how was this?][/QUOTE] Wow. I'll try to make mine much more like this in the future, that was art.

I'm half-way decent at creative writing, but I'm awful at actually finishing shit. I've got like a half-dozen stories I never got farther than a page or two on. Stuff like this is pretty easy to get through, since it's just the one shot and not supposed to be 200+ pages or somesuch.

What month is the fortress in?

What year is it in?

Malachite, 251

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;41706261]Malachite, 251[/QUOTE] July. The report post I edited started Felsite, which is May. [url]http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Calendar[/url] (Not aimed at you Trek, just giving some correlation for other folks.)

Is there a download for the world we're using? I would like to take a look at it.

I'll throw an upload up for it in its current state tomorrow, right now I'm about to go the fuck to sleep.

someone should do a challenge with a world in which the dwarves are driven into extinction. Apperently you will only get 2 migrant waves (which are hard coded), and after that you will be the dwarve's only refuge for the rest of their few years left.

[QUOTE=scratch (nl);41706396]someone should do a challenge with a world in which the dwarves are driven into extinction. Apperently you will only get 2 migrant waves (which are hard coded), and after that you will be the dwarve's only refuge for the rest of their few years left.[/QUOTE] Wait, is that... ... oh fuck, that may have been what happened to my one game. I had like a total of 12 dwarves because I couldn't get any migrants. I still kept getting caravans though, so maybe not. I dunno.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;41706408]Wait, is that... ... oh fuck, that may have been what happened to my one game. I had like a total of 12 dwarves because I couldn't get any migrants. I still kept getting caravans though, so maybe not. I dunno.[/QUOTE] Maybe your fort isn't big enough? Migrant waves only come when the game thinks you had enough time to expand and build up enough wealth since last wave. In the case of mass extinction there will be ONLY the 2 migrant waves, and nothing else. No caravans either.

Has the new DF been released?

[QUOTE=scratch (nl);41706420]Maybe your fort isn't big enough? Migrant waves only come when the game thinks you had enough time to expand and build up enough wealth since last wave. In the case of mass extinction there will be ONLY the 2 migrant waves, and nothing else. No caravans either.[/QUOTE] I would totally play this if I can gen a world. I'll get pictures and a story.