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[QUOTE=CobaltCrysis;42645315]I just started playing the fallout mod, only to trip over a rock and fall down, causing my plasma pistol to discharge, rupturing my liver, and I proceeded to bleed out 5 tiles away from a doctor. Holy shit this is hardcore.[/QUOTE] Got a link?

Sure, [URL="http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122578.0"]here[/URL] it is.

[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;42644911]planepacked is the best thing to ever come out of df artifacts maybe probably not [url]http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Planepacked[/url] [editline]25th October 2013[/editline][/QUOTE] I love recursive things in DF. It's hilarious to have something with multiple images of itself (which can include images of images... so forth). I followed the little "reproduce this glitch" thing and it made a big ol' statue with four types of rock, 5 images of itself, and the history of the world (~100 years back)

[QUOTE=ElTacoLad;42644310]If you're a dwarf in Dwarf Fortress, really the best you can hope for is that your death is amusing in some way.[/QUOTE] The only other arcane dwarf impaled him with an ice shard or something, the message was weird.

How the Hell does one go through the stairways in Adventure Mode? The '>' or '<' icons?

[QUOTE=GlebGuy;42646051]How the Hell does one go through the stairways in Adventure Mode? The '>' or '<' icons?[/QUOTE] same way you go up or down in fortress mode use the > & < keys

[t]http://i.imgur.com/tszXivh.png[/t] Ehm, I think I just got into a fight with a dead body... EDIT: Goddamn, he headbutted his nose off. EDIT 2: It was a valliant fight, but 20 other mutants rushed us, and I was beaten to death with my own gun.

masterwork looks cool but I don't think I can do that at this time. I am too inexperienced with regular dwarf fortress at the moment. I am going to try and do some fun stuff. -snip- forgeddaboutit

I just slapped a boar in the teeth with the flat of my sword and the "part" flew off in an arc. Teeth everywhere around where we are fighting. EVERYWHERE just did it again to a goblin. then proceeded to kill it and then go off and get shot by another goblin which fucked me up p. bad, then i got bashed in the skull by a hammer goblin and died. fuckin ambushed by a shit load of goblins.

Welp, just lost over half of my fortress to a tantrum spiral, caused by a toothless crocodile. Such is life.

[QUOTE=applemaster;42647429]Welp, just lost over half of my fortress to a tantrum spiral, caused by a toothless crocodile. Such is life.[/QUOTE] Gummy the Crocodile has served his dark masters well.

So I started a new human adventurer, and I start out in a city and the first shop i enter has a goblin merchant in it.. I ask him for a quest and he tells me to kill the leader of the city because he is a vampire. Also the leader is a human. There are humans and goblins living together. So i go to the keep and find the guy and accuse him of being a night creature, now there is this huge brawl between people who are cultists and who are not cultists and I am just fuckin shit up and I get stabbed in the head, but it just bruised the fat, so i guess I am a fat head. so i am murdering all these cultist scum and I look at my quest log to see if I killed the dude I came to kill yet, it says he is still alive but now I got all these other quests to report the deaths of a bunch of dudes I fucked up while trying to kill him. Sweet. Then I went downstairs and found a bunch of sweet armor and then got fucked in the ass by some even worse dude that I wasnt sent to kill but greeted me with the prepare to die speech. Such is life in adventure mode. Says I got stabbed in the head through my fiber hood, even though I swear I put on a metal helm of some sort.. Fuck

Since I spawned with more dwarves than normal (maybe because the area I embarked in was pretty big), and two of them were Apostles of Armok and I made them skilled spearmen, I think I'm going to make this a cult fortress. All those who defy the will of Armok shall be dumped into the Pit of Blood. I shall fill it with actual blood. Perhaps elf blood, that's always on hand. [editline]26th October 2013[/editline] The fuck... I got a migrant from one of my older forts. She immediately walked into the dining room and through a tantrum after being here for a total of ten seconds. She still has all of the events from the last fortress effecting her. "Ate in a legendary dining room, took joy in slaughter, yelled at a pillar of society but only got angrier, lost a pet, lost a friend, lost a spouse, lost everything oh god why i so sad" That's bullshit.

So my danger room™© is almost done. [t]http://puu.sh/4ZHyD.png[/t] All spots are filled with 10 training spears. I had to fell a lot of forests.

[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;42648667]So my danger room™© is almost done. [t]http://puu.sh/4ZHyD.png[/t] All spots are filled with 10 training spears. I had to fell a lot of forests.[/QUOTE] One time a stray bunny wandered into my danger room and absolutely covered the place in blood, it really scared me until I saw it was rabbit blood.

[QUOTE=applemaster;42648699]One time a stray bunny wandered into my danger room and absolutely covered the place in blood, it really scared me until I saw it was rabbit blood.[/QUOTE] *cough* pest control *cough* [editline]25th October 2013[/editline] DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE MY DORFS ARE DYING IN MY DANGER ROOM OH GOD WHAT [editline]26th October 2013[/editline] Turns out I may have accidentally added a copper spear in there somewhere, that was an artifact..

[QUOTE=applemaster;42648699]One time a stray bunny wandered into my danger room and absolutely covered the place in blood, it really scared me until I saw it was rabbit blood.[/QUOTE] Don't be so sure about that... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA[/media]

[QUOTE=applemaster;42648699]One time a stray bunny wandered into my danger room and absolutely covered the place in blood, it really scared me until I saw it was rabbit blood.[/QUOTE] One time I made my danger room with real spears instead of training spears oh god the horror [editline]26th October 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=OffTheRoad;42650032]Don't be so sure about that... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA[/media][/QUOTE] On a completely unrelated note to Dwarf Fortress My high school is doing Spamalot as our school musical this year

I am confused as to what I actually just picked up. I killed a badger and picked up it's "Left eye tooth" so that I could throw it at stuff

Yeah, some animals have... problems in their raws. That happens sometimes.

Eye teeth are canine teeth in the upper jaw.

Somethings wrong. My Hammer lord (as a result of my danger room) is throwing a tantrum. The problem is that hes not killing anyone. How to fix?

[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;42653894]Somethings wrong. My Hammer lord (as a result of my danger room) is throwing a tantrum. The problem is that hes not killing anyone. How to fix?[/QUOTE] Try killing his cat, that should send him over the edge.

Dwarf fortress actually crashed in adventure mode, and now the save is gone. I was having so much fun, too.

Unfortunately that happens. I've lost a lot of progress to random crashes before, and there's not much you can do aside from backing up saves and saving frequently.

I think I'm gunna start a cutebold--err, Kobold fortress. Gunna put my cult to the side for now because I just realized what the new kobold features were. [editline]26th October 2013[/editline] Also, it will be a world with huge numbers of civs, but few titans and such. I should turn on evil twins too...

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;42654664]Unfortunately that happens. I've lost a lot of progress to random crashes before, and there's not much you can do aside from backing up saves and saving frequently.[/QUOTE] I started a new game, and did so well that eventually I was tasked to kill a glacier titan. I thought it was going to be a big problem, and brought many MANY marksmen and hammermen and macemen and axemen. One single bolt severed the thing's leg and it burst into steam. How did it kill 6 people?

Why do vampires immediately reveal themselves when you call them out on their shit. "YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!" "Yep your right. EVERYONE WITHIN A FIVE MILE RADIUS, LISTEN UP! I'M A VAMPIRE, THIS GUY FIGURED IT OUT!"

My adventure ended when me and my retinue of 10 made camp, only to be ambushed in the middle of the night. The very first bolt fired by the enemy struck my head, instantly tearing apart the brain through the iron helm. AUTOMERGE [editline]26th October 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Jrose14;42655539]Why do vampires immediately reveal themselves when you call them out on their shit. "YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!" "Yep your right. EVERYONE WITHIN A FIVE MILE RADIUS, LISTEN UP! I'M A VAMPIRE, THIS GUY FIGURED IT OUT!"[/QUOTE] The way I see it, it's some sort of evil-banishing chant or something, that they HAVE to respond to?

Okay so, this is getting ridiculous. I've downloaded that Fallout Mod that was mentioned here. Countless, countless super-mutant brawlers of mine have died and perished terrible deaths... I made one, Super-Mutant Outsider Brawler and it's like that Dwarf Brawler incident all over again. Let's see... 10 notable kills: 2 Vampires, 8 Spore Carriers (necromancers I believe); 17 other kills: Zombie Spore Carrier Cannibals; Alright so I cleared the tower, butt-naked, killing everything with my bare hands, a knife, I have companions: A Crossbowman and a Slave that just skee-daddled everywhere, doing God knows what while I fucked everything up butt-naked, covered in blood. Now... Where can I find the slab? Or for that matter, the correct book? Because I've been looking everywhere and I can't get the power! Edit: Funny thing, I didn't get hurt at all, I'm like 100% full HP. Edit2: So are my companions full health...