The Elder Scrolls Megathread XVII: Paid Mods? Not in My Community. - Games

So whats the best combat mod? I just want something simple that makes the combat a little more than just power attack, power attack, power attack, dead. Also makes the npcs stop blocking so damn much.

Can't say I'm particularly fond of Kirkbride's story as a whole, but parts of it (the comprehensible parts, anyways) are definitely interesting and it'd be cool to see him return in an official capacity.

[quote]ALL LANGUAGE IS BASED ON MEAT. DO NOT LET THE SOPHISTS FOOL YOU[/quote] Drunk text to myself or dialouge in C0DA

Also, you know what skill I want to see make a comeback in TES ? Climbing. Skyrim's full of these ceiling openings and cracks that lead outside in caves and shit, how amazing would it be if you could enter and leave any cave through these openings ? I know it's never going to happen because if Bethesda can't figure out simple ladders they're not going to figure out complex animations to have a character scale a wall and grip onto things but it'd be fucking awesome to have that sort of movement in a TES game. Especially if it's set in Valenwood or Black Marsh.

Anything that could make the gameplay in TES truly 3D and captivating again would be really fucking welcome, but the chances of the series becoming not-boring are pretty slim at this point. Especially if Bethesda doesn't ditch this goddamn engine. [editline]asdf[/editline] [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47625758]Drunk text to myself or dialouge in C0DA[/QUOTE] I was thinking that it was spelled a little too well to be a drunk text, so it must be from C0DA. [sp]I was right[/sp] [url]http://i.imgur.com/yh1D9H9.png[/url]

[QUOTE=Sharker;47625736]So whats the best combat mod? I just want something simple that makes the combat a little more than just power attack, power attack, power attack, dead. Also makes the npcs stop blocking so damn much.[/QUOTE] Ultimate + evolved + TK + Mortal Khambaat

[quote] [B]TELEVISION SET HEAD ONE[/B] WATCH. (beat) ME. [B]CITIZEN ONE[/B] GAAAAHHH! [B]TELEVISION SET HEAD TWO[/B] WIDEST. SELECTION. LOWEST. PRICES. BEST. QUALITY. [B]TELEVISION SET HEAD THREE[/B] FOLLOWING. THE. BREAK. [B]CITIZEN TWO[/B] SOMEBODY HELP ME! [B]CITIZEN THREE[/B] GET OUT OF MY WAAAAY! [B]TELEVISION SET HEAD FOUR[/B] COMING. UP. NEXT! [/quote] Highschool comedy production or C0DA

When I play Skyrim I often do stuff like use TCL to climb impossible to climb mountains and regularly stop on flat ground to set up camp and rest before going again. I used to do runs where I would take whatever my current stamina is, divide it by 20, and allow myself this many seconds to climb a mountain before turning TCL off, then take a break and climb again. Skyrim is way funnier when you do this sort of stupid shit :v:

C0DA is a glorious mindfuck and I read some TL;DR (that could itself be TL;DR'd) and I guess it is all Kirkbride's way of saying "Fuck it, anything and everything is canon fuck you" So all mods are canon because C0DA

[QUOTE=piddlezmcfuz;47626090]C0DA is a glorious mindfuck and I read some TL;DR (that could itself be TL;DR'd) and I guess it is all Kirkbride's way of saying "Fuck it, anything and everything is canon fuck you" So all mods are canon because C0DA[/QUOTE] please don't let [i]all[/i] mods be canon.

[QUOTE=war_man333;47626109]please don't let [i]all[/i] mods be canon.[/QUOTE] Quadraboobs and double wolf dicks, allllll lore friendly baby

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47626124]Quadraboobs and double wolf dicks, allllll lore friendly baby[/QUOTE] I can't wait for the official "spider impregnation" feature in TES6!

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47625845]Highschool comedy production or C0DA[/QUOTE] If you're having trouble visualizing that scene, crazy old MK also illustrated it. [t]http://40.media.tumblr.com/c47125977b497c63a0cbf83618c03d17/tumblr_n1gk8buDUp1qmu7sqo1_1280.png[/t]

Bethesda please put Ningheim race in lore, I need my ~special snowflake so butiful it's a curss!~ race to be official!

according to c0da Vivec gained his power via finding a heart shaped stone and sharing it with Sotha Sil, Almalexia, and Nerevar. is this the heart of lorkhan? im unfamiliar with the lore of it

c0da was kind of a love letter to the community who built a cult following out of kirkbride's writing and the lore laid out in MW, and setup stuff like the imperial library and discussed it for a decade. he was saying: 'you guys get to decide from now on' he wasn't, like, generally addressing the lovers lab and nexus

Wtf is c0da

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;47626284]Wtf is c0da[/QUOTE] sounds like the new chim to me

c0da is a story set in the far future of the current TES canon after a series of apocalyptic events that destroys mundus and sees the survivors fleeing to masser, or secunda idr. the setting mixes contemporary pop culture/consumer society with sci fi and morrowind's supernatural mysticism. the characters are a mix of TES' gods and demigods and prophesied people reduced to a sort of mundane coexistence and it's written in screenplay format so it reads like a sitcom on PCP

[quote][B]SOTHA SIL[/B] Everyone remember your pop-up blockers! Have your info-virals protex engaged! Lock and load! Almalexia will help us maintain physical and mental coherency! [B]ALMALEXIA[/B] We’re freefalling in pure television foam, team! Ten seconds until the LZ and don’t waste one of them looking around or you risk pleasure-center infection! [B]ALANDRO SUL[/B] HEY, V! IS IT TOO LATE TO CHANGE MY MIND?!? [B]VIVEC[/B] YOU’RE ABOUT TO DOCUMENT THE PSEUDO-6TH-HOUSE PREVENTING EARTH’S INVASION BY THE INTELLECTIVE’S OWN VIDEOVERSE! TOUGHEN UP! (beat) HOW’S THE LZ, SIL? [B]ALANDRO SUL[/B] THE INTELLECTIVE?!? [B]SOTHA SIL[/B] ALMALEXIA AND I ARE STABILIZING A POCKET REAL, BROTHER! WE’LL HIT EARTH-TYPE GROUND! WE’RE ALSO WORKING ON GETTING THAT TINGLE OUT OF EVERYONE’S HEAD VIA OUR HYPER-AMYGDALAS! [B]MOLAG BAL[/B] DAGOTH UR, QUIT STARING INTO THE SALES FOAM! [B]THE UR[/B] BUT EVERYTHING’S ONLY $19.95! [B]MOLAG BAL[/B] HEH. [B]THE UR[/B] "MY GOD, IT’S FULL OF COMMERCIALS!" [B]MOLAG BAL[/B] HA HA.[/quote]

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HEH

die

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47626225]according to c0da Vivec gained his power via finding a heart shaped stone and sharing it with Sotha Sil, Almalexia, and Nerevar. is this the heart of lorkhan? im unfamiliar with the lore of it[/QUOTE] dwemer found and were doing some nonsense with the heart of lorkhan in the red mountain trying to power numidium and indoril nerevar was like "nah" and went and beat them up because azura told him to and the dwemer were like "yeh" and used kagrenac's tools on the heart all at once and then they poofed out of reality so nerevar and dagoth are like "yo wtf" and nerevar tells dagoth to guard the tools and the heart while he figures out what to do, so he goes and prays to azura and talks to vivec and pals and such and comes to the conclusion to not use the tools, making vivec and co swear to him and azura not to use them, then he goes back to get them from dagoth but he's apparently gone crazy or some shit and refuses to hand them over telling nerevar that he told him to make sure they didn't fall into the wrong hands and shit, so they fight, dagoth is driven from the mountain and some time later nerevar dies why? how? well, either he died from wounds fighting dumac, wounds fighting dagoth, both, or the ashlander version is the tribunal murdered him to get their hands on the tools and become gods in any case that's exactly what happens, nerevar is dead so vivec and co are like "well, one little taste won't hurt" and each take power from the heart and then azura is all like "wtf bros, ur cursed now" and made the chimer into the dunmer so the story of vivec "finding a heart shaped rock and sharing it" isn't [I]exactly[/I] true, but that is basically what happened also, they had to visit the heart every now and then to draw more power because it wasn't permanent, and one time on a trip back they found dagoth had moved back in and connected himself to the heart and he drove them out and started the corpus and all that, which is where we find ourselves in morrowind

[QUOTE=coyote93;47626418]I thought the voice acting were horrible. Also the old tiger things looked really bad. Most of the dialogue were bad. And it's way to linear. And if I remember correctly, you cant even kill of the annoying characters.[/QUOTE] yeah the voice acting is pretty bad most of the time, there's really only two or three characters that sound passable. the rest sound ridiculous. also i thought the tigers were weird but hey w/e that's why i installed it, i wanted weird and i def got it! it is wicked linear for sure, but actually right now that's a good thing for me because i'm looking to finish up this playthrough so I can move on to a game that's not skyrim. I've put in probably around 200 hours in the past couple of weeks plowing through all of the DLC and the major mod packs.

guys im literally about to turn this thread into a bunch of quotes from c0da someone stop me [quote] [B][U]PIC 3: INT. ALD SOTHA - CORNER CLUB - “NIGHT”[/U][/B] [I]Jubal sitting at the same table across from a Hist Tree. It’s wrapped itself all over its seat, its upper trunk and branches leaning down to not upset the ceiling. Tiny lizards and geckos crawl all over it.[/I] [U][B]TEXT UPPER LEFT (FONT DIFF)[/B][/U] Later. [B]JUBAL-LUN-SUL[/B] Just a guess, Hist, but I’m betting you don’t give a shit. [B]JUBAL-LUN-SUL (CONT’D)[/B] Okay, then listen to me. You’re not the Dwemer. I can probably safely say no one knows what you are. [B]JUBAL-LUN-SUL (CONT’D)[/B] But the fact that you sent a fucking tree to my bachelor party says you’re listening. I won’t forget that. [/quote]

those quotes are total nonsense to me

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47626509]guys im literally about to turn this thread into a bunch of quotes from c0da someone stop me[/QUOTE] I almost did the same when I read it, it's the most quotable piece of fiction in history.

right now im reading about how talos and akatosh are being bitched at by some guy in a party, guy said that akatosh was a virus [editline]49[/editline] now kyne is upset that said guy made akatosh sad [editline]4[/editline] talos is drunk off his ass [editline]3[/editline] talos just transformed into lorkhan [editline]3[/editline] lorkhan says he has work in the morning so he has to go [editline]29th April 2015[/editline] im done reading it don't worry that fucking ending lmao

[QUOTE=war_man333;47626109]please don't let [i]all[/i] mods be canon.[/QUOTE] I would take it all as a "you make the canon" so essentially each player creates his own universe. You don't have to have horse dicks and mindless orgies in your universe if you don't want them. But it would be kind of odd if you didn't have those things.