Metal Gear Solid - A Hideo Kojima Thread - Flimsy Huey and the Phooey Fallacy - Games

So.. I was curious about why snake is [sp]always covered in blood now on my save. Is it because of my demon level or this some bug?[/sp]

[QUOTE=GordonGman;48770215]So.. I was curious about why snake is [sp]always covered in blood now on my save. Is it because of my demon level or this some bug?[/sp][/QUOTE] Did you kill the shit out of everything, animals and people alike (or just a shitton of people) or did you [sp]build a nuke[/sp]

[QUOTE=GordonGman;48770215]So.. I was curious about why snake is [sp]always covered in blood now on my save. Is it because of my demon level or this some bug?[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]If your horn is huge then ya it's demon cred.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Nidhogg;48770091]broken image[/QUOTE] [sp]Thats the joke.[/sp]

[QUOTE=ZnT00;48770165]Spoilers have no expiration date, and their importance to MGSV or PW is irrelevant.[/QUOTE] Its such an offhanded mention that it really shouldnt count, tbh. [editline]27th September 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=RichyZ;48770243]convinced everyone praising d-walker is huey making alts to shitpost[/QUOTE] Fuck Huey. He stole the designs from Granin.

I just beat Mission 43. That mission and the scenes that came immediately after are a series highlight, IMO. Also, I have 102.5 hours in this game and I haven't even been fucking around in particular. I just do all side ops as they come, then do the main missions, then side ops, and so on. I have no clue how you guys beat it so fast.

goddamn square camo on fobs is absurd

[QUOTE=pointyface;48769540]I don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but the Sahalenthropus figure is $300[/QUOTE] Sahelanthropus is the worst metal gear design by a few miles ugh

[QUOTE=RikohZX;48770232]Did you kill the shit out of everything, animals and people alike (or just a shitton of people) or did you [sp]build a nuke[/sp][/QUOTE] Little bit of A and B :v: Killed a lot of dudes and [sp]built a nuke.[/sp] so that might of explains why I can't [sp]shower my blood away.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Mbbird;48770278]Sahelanthropus is the worst metal gear design by a few miles ugh[/QUOTE] Then don't buy the figure, nobody's making you.

I dont see the point of using D-walker if you actually bother to stealth instead of killing everyone I would use D-Horse more but D-Dog's wallhack and fulton sweep is just too useful

[QUOTE=Mbbird;48770278]Sahelanthropus is the worst metal gear design by a few miles ugh[/QUOTE] Thats a funny way of saying RAXA.

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;48770299]I dont see the point of using D-walker if you actually bother to stealth instead of killing everyone I would use D-Horse more but D-Dog's wallhack and fulton sweep is just too useful[/QUOTE] When you unlock the Scouting Head he's got the mobility of D-Horse combined with the wallhacks of DD, plus his suppressors carry a whole lot more ammo than Snake's

Sahelanthropus is just a ripoff of Metal Gear KODOQUE anyway. [img]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/b/b4/Metalgearkodoque1du3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091009173738[/img]

I just realized that Metal Gear KODOQUE has an ass. This robot has a big orange chimp ass.

sahelanthropus is just jehuty mashed into rex

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;48769561]I've got no idea where you're getting all of this from but okay, to answer your questions: [sp]The life-support body that gets burnt is Solidus, but EVA tells you it's Big Boss to mislead you. Big Boss was in his own body but with various transplants from Liquid and Solidus, hence why EVA had the latter's body. Solid Snake disguises himself as Pliskin and you watch Solidus die at the end of MGS2. Solid Snake = Pliskin = Old Snake. Liquid Snake thought Solid Snake was superior but he was wrong, the post-credits scene of MGS1 reveals that Liquid was the superior clone. The stuff you're saying about Solidus facing BB in MGS4, and Liquid being Pliskin isn't true so forget all that. For the final question, again, Solid Snake = Pliskin = Old Snake. It's not intentionally ambiguous, he's clearly Solid Snake and this is revealed as soon as you fight the harrier. Old Snake knows Meryl because he's Solid Snake.[/sp] My question to you is how have you taken the in-jokes posted here seriously if you've played the games before reading the last four pages? There's never any in-game evidence to support it and the entire plots of MGS2+4 revolve around the complete opposite of what you're saying. I don't mean to be condescending, but how did you miss all that and get so confused? Have you actually played the games?[/QUOTE] The idea is that it got convoluted enough for me to only trust my own understanding of the lore about 85%, so when an injoke post from a thread I only just started frequenting, with 10 agrees and no funnies, came along and challenged my preexisting understanding of the games, and moreover explained to me the game I paid the least attention to (MGS2), I started to question everything I knew, knowing Kojima well enough to imagine such an insane plot twist and not having played the games in ages. Thank you for taking my questions seriously though.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;48770322] sahelanthopus dick gun [/QUOTE] You mean like literally all of the canon bipedal Metal Gears that arent RAY? Fuck, even Peace Walker had a dick gun.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;48770334]You mean like literally all of the canon bipedal Metal Gears that arent RAY? Fuck, even Peace Walker had a dick gun.[/QUOTE] It's literally a [i]straight up penis[/I] in this one though. I think it even has balls. Sahel being a humanoid with 2 arms now and more humanoid proportions lays a hilarious amount of emphasis on the fact that it has flamethrowing genitalia. [editline]26th September 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=TalonAran;48770291]Then don't buy the figure, nobody's making you.[/QUOTE] Sorry I didn't mean to talk about the model, rare models are cool and will always be expensive, just thought it would be a good time to see if I was the only one that thought that.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;48770341]not gonna dispute it but theres a ton of emphasis on his dick gun compared to the other dick guns i.e. the custscenes zooming in on it and it being a flamethrower which is more hilarious than cool[/QUOTE] Bruh. [QUOTE=Mbbird;48770346]It's literally a [i]straight up penis[/I] in this one though.[/QUOTE] Bruh Rex's fired a fucking death ray.

[QUOTE=TalonAran;48770291]Then don't buy the figure, nobody's making you.[/QUOTE] No, fuck that, I'm going to make him buy it.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;48770359]Bruh. Bruh Rex's fired a fucking death ray.[/QUOTE] Sorry, check my edit. The humanoid shape and arms are the important parts I think.

[QUOTE=Mbbird;48770346]Sorry I didn't mean to talk about the model, rare models are cool and will always be expensive, just thought it would be a good time to see if I was the only one that thought that.[/QUOTE] it's a figure/"toy", not a model the kit will be smaller and more like $70 at most [editline]27th September 2015[/editline] i will be buying it by the way [editline]27th September 2015[/editline] the model i mean, fuck figures

[QUOTE=AaronM202;48770317]Sahelanthropus is just a ripoff of Metal Gear KODOQUE anyway. [img]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/b/b4/Metalgearkodoque1du3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091009173738[/img][/QUOTE] KODOQUE is pretty sweet actually, I like how it's so big it has an actual control room inside instead of a cockpit. [img]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/2/23/KODOQUE_full.png/revision/latest?cb=20131225133431[/img]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;48770363]anything is better than a flamethrower dick fiery hot robosemen all over snake mmmmm[/QUOTE] Hey man. Sahelanthropus may have some nasty diseases, but atleast he gets some. Also Metal Gear D has a big ol' cylinder dick. [img]http://i1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg525/kaliman88/md.png~original[/img] And a chaingun dick. Metal Gear D has two dicks.

[QUOTE=pointyface;48770205][IMG]http://puu.sh/kptn9.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] i've said it before but this is why i love the opening credits

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;48770398]KODOQUE is pretty sweet actually, I like how it's so big it has an actual control room inside instead of a cockpit. [img]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/2/23/KODOQUE_full.png/revision/latest?cb=20131225133431[/img][/QUOTE] AC!D 1 and 2 were pretty cool. AC!D 2 also had the most over the top fucking stupid Metal Gear mech design ive seen in the series, while simultaneously somehow still kind of looking cool and having a cool name. Chaioth Ha Qadesh. [img]http://www.looki.de/gfx/product/2/2205/screenshot/17189_original.jpg[/img] Its dick was an Alien head.

I feel like since PW, the games have been becoming more Japanese, and that egged into the metal gear design. I'm not a fan of Japanese mech design...

[QUOTE=Mbbird;48770422]I feel like since PW, the games have been becoming more Japanese, and that egged into the metal gear design. I'm not a fan of Japanese mech design...[/QUOTE] Thats a funny way of saying MGS2.

I prefer mech over mecha, but Sahelanthropus is still clunky and stompy enough to excite me