Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[Dimly]

[vid]http://fat.gfycat.com/IllfatedWeirdJapanesebeetle.webm[/vid]
Got a collateral Deagle in warmup

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47901128][img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-edoqRzBbUu8/VXTNXBQs-HI/AAAAAAAAE3Y/1GAL5p9uF3Q/s0/2015-06-08_11-01-44.png[/img]

IM A SHIT LE

and im even worse when im lacking coffee and food, ask ryan and vantes im literally a cunt[/QUOTE]

If you have enough caffeine in you it'll be thick enough to move your arms on its own. Just down a liter of espresso and watch it do the aiming for you.

[rsk_]

Me and Vantes ran into a German streamer earlier, turns out he got a bit annoyed with some of the BS kills I got on him :v:

[video=youtube;O2kCtbxPDfs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2kCtbxPDfs[/video]

[Skully22]

well i just ranked up from being on the bottom of the scoreboard.

did valve change something?

[Crash155]

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i got called a hacker for the first time today :D

here's the demo if any of you want to watch me "hack"

[url]https://mega.co.nz/#!00VFQYSZ!yymoiWKIXtsHC-F322odugLBGJoZ4a0DOBjZnfnBSkY[/url]

[igamiwarr]

[QUOTE=Skully22;47902177]well i just ranked up from being on the bottom of the scoreboard.

did valve change something?[/QUOTE]

It is a joke between my friends and I that you only rank up when you bottom frag and get carried because it happens to us all the fucking time. No Valve didn't change anything, you must have just been really close to ranking up.

[Skully22]

[QUOTE=igamiwarr;47902287]It is a joke between my friends and I that you only rank up when you bottom frag and get carried because it happens to us all the fucking time. No Valve didn't change anything, you must have just been really close to ranking up.[/QUOTE]

before that game I was usually top fragging in all the games, thats probably why

[igamiwarr]

Dunno how you got that much out of a case hardened with such a tiny amount of blue on it.

[Monkah]

So I'm a GN2 now.

...You know, before I found all of you showoffs, I would have celebrated the promotion. Now I know that I'm still hideously low ranked =p

[Mr Flexi]

[QUOTE=Monkah;47902746]So I'm a GN2 now.

...You know, before I found all of you showoffs, I would have celebrated the promotion. Now I know that I'm still hideously low ranked =p[/QUOTE]

An improvement is an improvement. Celebrate it!

[gk99]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47895456][img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Ot8hSDhlGNo/VXOtxV3mWyI/AAAAAAAAE2o/8yUTyot7JuU/s0/2015-06-07_14-34-54.png[/img]

good example of why these current missions are dumb

[editline]7th June 2015[/editline]

they are seriously rage inducing[/QUOTE]

Is that the "with an AWP" mission?

If so I'd be done in 10 minutes tops. AWP is my go-to "fuck this shit I'm tired of dying" weapon.

[editline]7th June 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=Monkah;47902746]So I'm a GN2 now.

...You know, before I found all of you showoffs, I would have celebrated the promotion. Now I know that I'm still hideously low ranked =p[/QUOTE]

I'm stuck at GN4 because none of my peeps want to play.

So close to MG1. [I]So close.[/I]

[Bumrang]

man i cant wait until finals are over so i can fuck up these DMG baddies and get my ez rankup

[gk99]

[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;47898557]Don't bet low amounts on bets that are heavily favored, it's normal that you get terrible returns like that.[/QUOTE]

If the odds are pro-70 - sub-30 you're not getting what it says.

I only bet on 65-35 or closer to 50-50.

[editline]7th June 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47903202]Believe so yeah.

And fucknig damn it train is a terrible map.[/QUOTE]

It [I]was[/I] good, then they fucked up optimization and added too much visual clutter for my liking.

[Bumrang]

im still waiting for them to clean up the dumb fog and other extra shit on d2

[Monkah]

Joined another game where my team entirely consisted of fuckarounds

can we please have 'do not join games with groups' option, valve?

[Bumrang]

[QUOTE=Monkah;47903229]Joined another game where my team entirely consisted of fuckarounds

can we please have 'do not join games with groups' option, valve?[/QUOTE]

Will never happen

[credesniper]

Has anyone ever gotten drops by watching streams? (Yes, I've linked my twitch and steam account.) I've watched plenty of tournaments but ended up with nothing.

[Mr Flexi]

[QUOTE=credesniper;47903270]Has anyone ever gotten drops by watching streams? (Yes, I've linked my twitch and steam account.) I've watched plenty of tournaments but ended up with nothing.[/QUOTE]

I've managed to get only one, which was quite a while ago too when they were way less people watching them.

[Shier]

Going to pick up my new large mouse pad that I ordered at Friday so I can finally begin proper training. Hard to believe that these things can be so up there with a price. It cost me around as much as my mouse :suicide:

[Sweet Berries]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47903447]Going to pick up my new large mouse pad that I ordered at Friday so I can finally begin proper training. Hard to believe that these things can be so up there with a price. It cost me around as much as my mouse :suicide:[/QUOTE]

I use a logitech G240 mousepad. Perfect size, top notch quality, and it only cost me $15. What mousepad did you get?

[Reagy]

[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/35247586656456281/E88D015710F2D7FDFD0292839E2A0AA4DB24FAD4/[/t]

How much for boost?

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Sweet Berries;47903540]I use a logitech G240 mousepad. Perfect size, top notch quality, and it only cost me $15. What mousepad did you get?[/QUOTE]

No idea, the guy who was working in the store had to order it for me because in the shop they only had two other mousepads there which were even pricier. We'll see later today.

[Psykiris]

Just picked up MGE, played 3 rounds tonight, one with legitimate players, one group being boosted, and one I believe was full of pre-boosted players.

Should I be happy or scared?

[Re1nhardt]

Anyone know how long you have to not play for your rank to reset? I'm currently using a mouse with a damaged sensor so I have to play as little as possible until I get a new mouse.

[KamenMoore]

[QUOTE=Re1nhardt;47903818]Anyone know how long you have to not play for your rank to reset? I'm currently using a mouse with a damaged sensor so I have to play as little as possible until I get a new mouse.[/QUOTE]

1 month

[robbert^^]

so i played with my team again, destroyed the other team on inferno and a really close game on mirrage. you know you have a good team wheb everyone has about the same score! all of us had around 25-30 kills both maps :v:

[Dr. Haxx]

Doing the 1 million $ mission gave me a glimpse of how fucked up the casual mode is right now.

I wasted two afternoons playing a stupid mission, never again!!

The amount of cheaters on casual, and I tripled the amount of reports.

Some noobs tried to stay smart and disable after a couple of rounds, but if you do a warmup fully activated, whats the point in disabling after?

(Thanks for spectate_all, Valve)

[ashxu]

nothing wrong with casual it's just... casual, lol.

[Mr. Hale]

[QUOTE=Dr. Haxx;47903995]Doing the 1 million $ mission gave me a glimpse of how fucked up the casual mode is right now.

I wasted two afternoons playing a stupid mission, never again!!

The amount of cheaters on casual, and I tripled the amount of reports.

Some noobs tried to stay smart and disable after a couple of rounds, but if you do a warmup fully activated, whats the point in disabling after?

(Thanks for spectate_all, Valve)[/QUOTE]

In all my time in casual (about enough to get all the missions from the previous ops) I've never encountered a cheater there. Why would anyone cheat in casual? Are you sure they weren't just ghosting?

[editline]8th June 2015[/editline]

Also, no offense, but what rank are you in mm? Because I've recieved a ton of reports and accusations in casual and I see alot of other players that get accused too because they're just better.

[Bumrang]

i rarely see a cheater in casual, but when my friend bought csgo and played his first casual match the first thing i saw was a blatant spinbotter on his team lol