Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"
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Got my first "VAC authentication error" competitive cool down, maybe I should remember to steamservice /repair every win10 build upgrades :(
I should seriously be at least MG1 on my main account by now.
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why are you smurfing from nova
Sometimes yoloqueueing gives the best teammates.
[video=youtube;inthjPgfmuA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inthjPgfmuA[/video]
[editline]11th July 2015[/editline]
Too bad I missed a lot of good stuff because I didn't start recording until 5 rounds in.
[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;48177792]why are you smurfing from nova[/QUOTE]
Not really smurfing, it's just fastest way to level up (most XP multiplier) and get weekly drops.
Cba to play 50 demolition missions over and over.
Found this on reddit last night :v:
[video=youtube;yPHfIlmqcaw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPHfIlmqcaw[/video]
Watched it at least 6 times already.
[QUOTE=hugthebed2;48169495]All of the music kits besides the christmas one (why didn't I buy it???) are like three dollars on the market place. In-game without sales they're 7 dollars. Are you sure you don't just want to snag one from the market?[/QUOTE]
That's a really good point. Yeah, if I ever raise $3 from Falchion cases I'll go for it, but I've been trying to spend less real money on cosmetics.
[QUOTE=Antimuffin;48177391]Somebody sold a fucking flip knife for 0,04 cent on the market.
FML[/QUOTE]
I see this shit all the time and I'm always like "I should sit on some knife pages with $5 at four in the morning just to see what happens."
Probably would never work out but GOD DAMN IT.
[QUOTE=Banned?;48178228]I see this shit all the time and I'm always like "I should sit on some knife pages with $5 at four in the morning just to see what happens."
Probably would never work out but GOD DAMN IT.[/QUOTE]
bots will buy it before you will
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48177729]I should seriously be at least MG1 on my main account by now.
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/452959849608138454/3B874A32633A9DFFBE7D174987CAE68E0EB49A17/[/t][/QUOTE]
Man, it's really good on you that you're improving and I understand that you're proud, but you don't really need to post every time you have a good match. You should be proud, though. Not trying to take anything away from you. I just don't really feel the need to hear about it when you're apparently posting those numbers just about every game.
[QUOTE=AeroSinthetic;48178391]Man, it's really good on you that you're improving and I understand that you're proud, but you don't really need to post every time you have a good match. You should be proud, though. Not trying to take anything away from you. I just don't really feel the need to hear about it when you're apparently posting those numbers just about every game.[/QUOTE]
okay
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This was a surprise
[QUOTE=Rika-chan;48178611][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ehHyZ4Gi9Y[/media]
GG[/QUOTE]
I feel like I'm missing some context.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/k9roBs9.jpg[/t]
One more rank and I'm finally back where I started.
I played like shit that game too, surprised I got the promo.
[QUOTE=gk99;48178628]I feel like I'm missing some context.[/QUOTE]
Could9 had 2 molotov's blocked in a row by the train with came by at random times and people argued that the train lost Cloud9 the match, in the end in the latest update volvo made it so that it always comes by 10 seconds after T's leave spawn so it is predictable.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wQib7egjMk[/media]
I learned I am terrible with money.
My parents left two weeks ago for a month, left me 200 euro for food etc..
Two weeks passed, I have 30 euro left, might need to sell my knife to survive :v:
Finance isn't my strongest side.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48178775]I learned I am terrible with money.
My parents left two weeks ago for a month, left me 200 euro for food etc..
Two weeks passed, I have 30 euro left, might need to sell my knife to survive :v:
Finance isn't my strongest side.[/QUOTE]
I would've spent it on a knife and then starved for the rest of the month.
Man I want a knife now.
[QUOTE=Januzuzu;48178787]I would've spent it on a knife and then starved for the rest of the month.
Man I want a knife now.[/QUOTE]
Literally eating a fucking same pizza from shop for 1 week now, they sell 3 pizzas for 2.50 Euro, cheapest way to eat for me right now.
Gonna try and stretch those 30 euro, don't want to sell knife tbh.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48178775]I learned I am terrible with money.
My parents left two weeks ago for a month, left me 200 euro for food etc..
Two weeks passed, I have 30 euro left, might need to sell my knife to survive :v:
Finance isn't my strongest side.[/QUOTE]
Did you eat at a restaurant every meal or something?
[QUOTE=:3c;48178892]Did you eat at a restaurant every meal or something?[/QUOTE]
take away every day (for the first 8 days)
[t]http://i.imgur.com/HRXDsGQ.jpg[/t]
"Oh yay, done with that shit. I wonder what mission I have ne-"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ZPmvyaY.png[/img]
What the FUCK is this shit?
[QUOTE=Banned?;48178996][t]http://i.imgur.com/HRXDsGQ.jpg[/t]
"Oh yay, done with that shit. I wonder what mission I have ne-"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ZPmvyaY.png[/img]
What the FUCK is this shit?[/QUOTE]
That's p easy tho?
Just steal an weapon and kill some dudes with said weapon.
[QUOTE=Banned?;48178996]
"Oh yay, done with that shit. I wonder what mission I have ne-"
What the FUCK is this shit?[/QUOTE]
It's known as "We-need-to-force-people-to-use-other-gamemodes-besides-competitive tactic"
Why do you guys even do the missions. All my mates who do them just complain.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48178801]Literally eating a fucking same pizza from shop for 1 week now, they sell 3 pizzas for 2.50 Euro, cheapest way to eat for me right now.
Gonna try and stretch those 30 euro, don't want to sell knife tbh.[/QUOTE]
Ramen and water followed by a week of fasting.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;48179113]Ramen and water followed by a week of fasting.[/QUOTE]
you can buy like, 3 months worth of ramen for that much
What's ramen?
I have kilograms of rice but I have no idea how to cook it.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48179188]What's ramen?
I have kilograms of rice but I have no idea how to cook it.[/QUOTE]
Ramen is one of them instant noodle things that you can buy for dirt cheap.
It's not too hard to google how to cook rice, and the cooking methods for it aren't really that cryptic either.
Cooking-Strike: Gourmet Offensive