Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"
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[QUOTE=mib999;48241183]This game's utter bullshit.
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/439449666529535438/8EEC84CA5396872A177B3E69DA323406C603E8A5/[/t][/QUOTE]
You see, the first problem here is you're playing dust.
The second problem is no one really plays dust.
So MM does its best to match people together.
That is the result of the above.
Welcome to matching.
Swipe left.
Holy fuck I just joined 5 games in a row where the CT side was full, with that being the side I need for a mission.
You'd think Valve would've thought that through and set up a "can they join this team?" criteria but nope that would take effort.
Wooo Finally got DMG!
[QUOTE=gk99;48241482]Holy fuck I just joined 5 games in a row where the CT side was full, with that being the side I need for a mission.
You'd think Valve would've thought that through and set up a "can they join this team?" criteria but nope that would take effort.[/QUOTE]
Just spectate for the 1 minute it takes for someone to quit the game in casual
One game I played with ponce, i was zues-ing the entire game and ponce tried to bet me.
[url]http://www.twitch.tv/jung3o/v/7973489[/url]
skin pls
first round zues [url]http://www.twitch.tv/jung3o/v/7973749[/url]
[QUOTE=gk99;48241450]Why the hell would you play anything in reserves sans Nuke?[/QUOTE]
lmao
People have different tastes you know? Not every player plays nothing but Nuke, Dust 2, Mirage, Inferno and Cache. I play Italy, Office, Overpass, Militia, Season, Agency, Vertigo, and yes, even Dust at times.
The hostage rescue maps can be loads of fun, Office is heavily CQC and that's rad because most of the other maps have those long range AWP angles (even the AWPs at T filing cabinets and long hallway can be dealt with using only some good prefiring.)
In fact, Dust 2 is a huge fucking meatgrinder and I do nothing but deagle and zeus when I play it because thats the only way I can stomach that map, ugh.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48242838]Cache, Nuke, Olofpass, Mirage is my top 4
Everything else is mediocre.[/QUOTE]
you're mediocre
[QUOTE=gk99;48241450]Why the hell would you play anything in reserves sans Nuke?[/QUOTE]
nuke is complete shit as well.
[QUOTE=Essante;48242791]lmao
People have different tastes you know? Not every player plays nothing but Nuke, Dust 2, Mirage, Inferno and Cache. I play Italy, Office, Overpass, Militia, Season, Agency, Vertigo, and yes, even Dust at times.
The hostage rescue maps can be loads of fun, Office is heavily CQC and that's rad because most of the other maps have those long range AWP angles (even the AWPs at T filing cabinets and long hallway can be dealt with using only some good prefiring.)
In fact, Dust 2 is a huge fucking meatgrinder and I do nothing but deagle and zeus when I play it because thats the only way I can stomach that map, ugh.[/QUOTE]
We're talking about comp, not casual. Also I think the point is people that play on popular maps will most likely have more experience due to it's popularity.
[QUOTE=ashxu;48242959]We're talking about comp, not casual. Also I think the point is people that play on popular maps will most likely have more experience due to it's popularity.[/QUOTE]
I'm also talking about comp, not casual. I don't know what you mean by more experience though, is it more experience playing [b]that[/b] map? Or more experience playing the game? It'd be obvious to assume that someone who plays a certain group of maps all the time will know more about them than other maps.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/iHYOb98.png[/t]
I lost my rank and 14 of my wins, f my friends ;_;
[QUOTE=Skully22;48243805][t]http://i.imgur.com/iHYOb98.png[/t]
I lost my rank and 14 of my wins, f my friends ;_;[/QUOTE]
Tell us the whole story, what happend after all of you got that message?
[QUOTE=HuLLa;48243917]Tell us the whole story, what happend after all of you got that message?[/QUOTE]
So uh I'm pretty sure I was the only one affected from it because the game where it seemed like my party memer was walling, it was just me and him. "Funny" thing is that this is the second time it happened, and its the same guys fault. He got vacced on his main, we played with his alt and then he cheated again. Now he wants me to buy him a new copy of csgo for his new account, pls help. I was rank mg1 and he was too.
[QUOTE=Skully22;48243929]So uh I'm pretty sure I was the only one affected from it because the game where it seemed like my party memer was walling, it was just me and him. "Funny" thing is that this is the second time it happened, and its the same guys fault. He got vacced on his main, we played with his alt and then he cheated again. Now he wants me to buy him a new copy of csgo for his new account, pls help. I was rank mg1 and he was too.[/QUOTE]
report and remove and tell him he's a faggot
[QUOTE=Skully22;48243805][t]http://i.imgur.com/iHYOb98.png[/t]
I lost my rank and 14 of my wins, f my friends ;_;[/QUOTE]
Friend of mine lost his rank from LEM to DMG and lost 40 wins after playing with friends lol.
[QUOTE=Skully22;48243929]So uh I'm pretty sure I was the only one affected from it because the game where it seemed like my party memer was walling, it was just me and him. "Funny" thing is that this is the second time it happened, and its the same guys fault. He got vacced on his main, we played with his alt and then he cheated again. Now he wants me to buy him a new copy of csgo for his new account, pls help. I was rank mg1 and he was too.[/QUOTE]
Tell him to fuck off
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48243945]report and remove and tell him he's a faggot[/QUOTE]
added him on skype tho, hes actually really good with scout and awp but he just "ragehacks". I don't know I might just block him and ignore him but eh
How do people who play like silvers end up anywhere near MGE? Had a couple games of Season last night, 4 people who were incapable of communicating, taking a site and only one other than myself was able to out-shoot our opponents. Shit was really annoying, especially starting as Ts - Me and maybe the 2nd guy would take B, the other 3 on the team take about a minute to get into the site and plant and by the time they're even setting up the bomb the rest of CT have rotated and we all die. It was funny, we ended up at 0-9 and [I]then[/I] one of them pipes up calling out CT positions as if it's going to make a difference at that point.
[QUOTE=Skully22;48244053]added him on skype tho, hes actually really good with scout and awp but he just "ragehacks". I don't know I might just block him and ignore him but eh[/QUOTE]
Scout and AWP, together with the deagle, the 3 [I]legitest[/I] weapons someone with cheats can use
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48240126]Good and bad. Fucking summit.
also
[video=youtube;9KnHl3YRPko]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KnHl3YRPko[/video][/QUOTE]
Yay, someone that actually tried replicating the video instead of doing their own thing (I'm looking at that TF2 parody someone made...)!
Also, he even went as far as to simulate the VHS quality? Well done, bravo.
[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;48244057]How do people who play like silvers end up anywhere near MGE? Had a couple games of Season last night, 4 people who were incapable of communicating, taking a site and only one other than myself was able to out-shoot our opponents. Shit was really annoying, especially starting as Ts - Me and maybe the 2nd guy would take B, the other 3 on the team take about a minute to get into the site and plant and by the time they're even setting up the bomb the rest of CT have rotated and we all die. It was funny, we ended up at 0-9 and [I]then[/I] one of them pipes up calling out CT positions as if it's going to make a difference at that point.[/QUOTE]
Boosted players, plenty of 'em around. I don't know how these 2 enemies are DMG either
[t]http://puu.sh/j0z08.jpg[/t]
ye get boosted then get slapped around by a rank you aren't prepared for
i can understand getting boosted out of "elo hell" but dmg is quite up there
so I played 2 games and instead of mg im nova 3 now, why volvo
[QUOTE=Skully22;48243929]So uh I'm pretty sure I was the only one affected from it because the game where it seemed like my party memer was walling, it was just me and him. "Funny" thing is that this is the second time it happened, and its the same guys fault. He got vacced on his main, we played with his alt and then he cheated again. Now he wants me to buy him a new copy of csgo for his new account, pls help. I was rank mg1 and he was too.[/QUOTE]
He cheats, gets his account banned because of cheating and then he wants YOU to buy a new copy for HIM.
Are fucking kidding me.
[QUOTE=Januzuzu;48240141]Decided to do a round of matchmaking with 2 friends, ended up on overpass and doing pretty bad against some super gamesense gods.
3 rounds into the 2nd half, my computer [B]shuts itself and installs windows updates for 10 years.[/B]
Eternity later I get steam to boot up into working conditions and launch CS:GO.
[IMG]https://och.re/itd.jpeg[/IMG]
CS:GO alone took 4 minutes to boot, what the fuck.[/QUOTE]
Please, for the sake of yourself and the sake of everyone else, PLEASE disable automatic updates. Set your Windows Update settings to either "notify but don't download" or "download but don't install". That way, not only do you suddenly reboot in the middle of matches, your computer won't be bricked in the event a bad update rolls down the chute. It has happened before. And even if you decide to install updates on your own, you can delay to your heart's content when Windows asks you to restart. Even on Windows 8 where the warnings are infinitely more intrusive.
[editline]19th July 2015[/editline]
Also how ironic, right as I was underway on this post, my Samsung GS4 seemingly shut off for no apparent reason. :v:
[QUOTE=Antimuffin;48244141]He cheats, gets his account banned because of cheating and then he wants YOU to buy a new copy for HIM.
Are fucking kidding me.[/QUOTE]
I would instantly ignore someone's existance if they even try to pull anything close to that BS.
[QUOTE=Skully22;48244053]added him on skype tho, hes actually really good with scout and awp but he just "ragehacks". I don't know I might just block him and ignore him but eh[/QUOTE]
Tell him to crawl back into HF. I'm tired of ragehackers to be honest. I don't see why they'd do it, they just waste money.
[QUOTE=Skully22;48244053]added him on skype tho, hes actually really good with scout and awp but he just "ragehacks". I don't know I might just block him and ignore him but eh[/QUOTE]
So this guy cheats and gets banned but instead of ditching him you're like "oh an alt? He's a changed man he'll never cheat again!" and played with him again only for him to get banned again and now you're complementing his "skills"??? Sounds to me like you knew he was cheating and played with him to increase your rank and now you are only upset because he got caught thus causing you to lose your rank...
"this cheater is really good with AWP/scout and I added him to skype so I don't wanna remove him despite him causing me to down rank twice"
[QUOTE=mon_ons;48244247]So this guy cheats and gets banned but instead of ditching him you're like "oh an alt? He's a changed man he'll never cheat again!" and played with him again only for him to get banned again and now you're complementing his "skills"??? Sounds to me like you knew he was cheating and played with him to increase your rank and now you are only upset because he got caught thus causing you to lose your rank...
"this cheater is really good with AWP/scout and I added him to skype so I don't wanna remove him despite him causing me to down rank twice"[/QUOTE]
Believe what you want to believe, but thats not it. I didnt know he had hacks until he got vac banned but then his alt added me and the main reason I played with him in the first place was because I couldn't find any good players with mics/that do callouts/aren't toxic. I removed him and his 3 accounts, and on skype I blocked him and removed him. Question, he can't call me or talk to me on skype at all now right? I don't use skype often and never blocked anyone before now.
[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;48244148]Please, for the sake of yourself and the sake of everyone else, PLEASE disable automatic updates. Set your Windows Update settings to either "notify but don't download" or "download but don't install". That way, not only do you suddenly reboot in the middle of matches, your computer won't be bricked in the event a bad update rolls down the chute. It has happened before. And even if you decide to install updates on your own, you can delay to your heart's content when Windows asks you to restart. Even on Windows 8 where the warnings are infinitely more intrusive.
[editline]19th July 2015[/editline]
Also how ironic, right as I was underway on this post, my Samsung GS4 seemingly shut off for no apparent reason. :v:[/QUOTE]
You're not gonna like this: [url]http://arstechnica.co.uk/information-technology/2015/07/windows-10-updates-to-be-automatic-and-mandatory-for-home-users/[/url]
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