Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[wickedplayer494]

[QUOTE=Dawnkiller;48244377]You're not gonna like this: [url]http://arstechnica.co.uk/information-technology/2015/07/windows-10-updates-to-be-automatic-and-mandatory-for-home-users/[/url][/QUOTE]

This is true. However Windows 10 is infinitely less retarded than XP/Vista/7/8/8.1 with deciding when to restart, it'll usually pick a time in the middle of the night on the condition that you're also away from the machine (and if you're active it'll find some other time). So at least it has that going for it now.

[iNothing]

I've been having more or less mediocre games with me being in the middle of the score board, losing one, winning another. I for some reason ranked up to LE even though the match tied with me going 13-16. Totally feel like I didn't deserve the rank up.

[Burnyhands]

I been a Silver IV forever, and now suddenly I'm Gold Nova. I don't feel any different. Why don't I feel like a winner?

[TheSyntaX]

I assume VP will lose against TSM tomorrow?
I mean since VP got REKT by Cloud9, but then Cloud9 lost to TSM, I can only assume VP will lose?

[Reagy]

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;48244148]Please, for the sake of yourself and the sake of everyone else, PLEASE disable automatic updates. Set your Windows Update settings to either "notify but don't download" or "download but don't install". That way, not only do you suddenly reboot in the middle of matches, your computer won't be bricked in the event a bad update rolls down the chute. It has happened before. And even if you decide to install updates on your own, you can delay to your heart's content when Windows asks you to restart. Even on Windows 8 where the warnings are infinitely more intrusive.

[editline]19th July 2015[/editline]

Also how ironic, right as I was underway on this post, my Samsung GS4 seemingly shut off for no apparent reason. :v:[/QUOTE]

That's all fun and games until its an update that effects windows update its self, then it just outright ignores your settings and automatically updates and forces reboot.

[cra0kalo]

[QUOTE=Reagy;48244756]That's all fun and games until its an update that effects windows update its self, then it just outright ignores your settings and automatically updates and forces reboot.[/QUOTE]

windows update has fucked me over like that once while I was flashing my bios with winbios. Don't even ask why I didn't do that from the bios itself.

[Dawnkiller]

[QUOTE=Burnyhands;48244718]I been a Silver IV forever, and now suddenly I'm Gold Nova. I don't feel any different. Why don't I feel like a winner?[/QUOTE]

Either

A) all the ranks shifted upwards due to the mass VAC ban waves so you were riding the waves,

or

B) you improved silently, in very small ways that you haven't realised yet.

I'm inclined to be a dick and say option A, but option B is entirely possible, so I'll just say give yourself a pat on the back and move forwards!

[Reagy]

[QUOTE=cra0kalo;48244765]windows update has fucked me over like that once while I was flashing my bios with winbios. Don't even ask why I didn't do that from the bios itself.[/QUOTE]

Jeez, never flash your bios from inside the OS. That's just asking for trouble. :v:

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=Skully22;48243805][t]http://i.imgur.com/iHYOb98.png[/t]

I lost my rank and 14 of my wins, f my friends ;_;[/QUOTE]

I wonder if this applies to VAC too or just acted up for me. One of my friends got VAC'd before and I didn't lose any wins even though I had lobbied with him before.

[nummy]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48244752]I assume VP will lose against TSM tomorrow?
I mean since VP got REKT by Cloud9, but then Cloud9 lost to TSM, I can only assume VP will lose?[/QUOTE]

chain logic at its finest

[buhbang]

[QUOTE=Altimor;48244879]I wonder if this applies to VAC too or just acted up for me. One of my friends got VAC'd before and I didn't lose any wins even though I had lobbied with him before.[/QUOTE]

Ive played with few people that ended up getting vac banned and I've never played more then ~5 games with them. None of my wins were taken from me.

[Хум]

I fucking love it when some player ( who's topscoring ) keeps calling himself a pro and telling everyone else they're bad, etc. Oh and keeps using the Pro90.

On top of that, calls me bad for dying to a Scout while I was carrying an M4 and various other things.

Team also suddenly gets very talkative when I'm clutching, literally had to do voice_enable 0 in the console to hear anything.

CSGO is great.

[Altimor]

It's pretty hard to find legit trades on CSGL when it's flooded with item quality switch scam attempts.

[merp]

Do any of you know where I can find an updated Overpass callouts map? All of the ones I find via google are all old versions of the map.

[editline]19th July 2015[/editline]

ok nvm I found one

[Januzuzu]

[QUOTE=HumbleTH;48245120]I fucking love it when some player ( who's topscoring ) keeps calling himself a pro and telling everyone else they're bad, etc. Oh and keeps using the Pro90.

On top of that, calls me bad for dying to a Scout while I was carrying an M4 and various other things.

Team also suddenly gets very talkative when I'm clutching, literally had to do voice_enable 0 in the console to hear anything.

CSGO is great.[/QUOTE]

Funny you mention that, got exactly the same type of topfragger on my last game. He was leading by 7-8 frags while mocking and aggravating this one russian the entire game.

Absolutely no teamwork at all, and the guy asks how we got to ranks where we are, I responded "by teamwork" and he got all confused because [B]there was no teamwork.[/B]

Sadly he didn't hear my remark about that being the problem.

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=HumbleTH;48245120]I fucking love it when some player ( who's topscoring ) keeps calling himself a pro and telling everyone else they're bad, etc. Oh and keeps using the Pro90.

On top of that, calls me bad for dying to a Scout while I was carrying an M4 and various other things.

Team also suddenly gets very talkative when I'm clutching, literally had to do voice_enable 0 in the console to hear anything.

CSGO is great.[/QUOTE]

Stop mocking p90.
If it works - it works.

[Versten]

I got knife kills.

[video=youtube;uIc0jP30sws]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIc0jP30sws[/video]

Other highlights of that hilarious game:

Jumping off the T catwalk right in front of someone and zeusing them.
There was one more round that stuck out in this match and it involved me on the upper catwalk, a guy with a nova frantically shooting me (and missing) and my knife when he seemingly forgot I was near him.

and several more, not as interesting knife kills.

[lolita la vida]

I thought playing against a pro on matchmaking would be a fun experience, turns out its just one big ass ramming from start till finish :s

[Mr. Hale]

[QUOTE=kaskade700;48246509]I thought playing against a pro on matchmaking would be a fun experience, turns out its just one big ass ramming from start till finish :s[/QUOTE]

Who?

[lolita la vida]

[QUOTE=rider695;48246523]Who?[/QUOTE]

get_right :s
At least I fucked him good a few times
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpSyhd97DYo&feature=youtu.be[/media]

[TheSyntaX]

Switched to CEVO today from FaceIt.
Definitely seems like a batter starting point for low level like me and people are nicer generally.

[litestrike]

ESEA must be in an entirely different universe. Everyone in my Faceit placement matches were the utmost gentlemen.

[Bumrang]

esea is a shithole

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=litestrike;48247043]ESEA must be in an entirely different universe. Everyone in my Faceit placement matches were the utmost gentlemen.[/QUOTE]

Were you playing ranked or unranked?
I played only unranked, after which I realized you have to pay to play proper ranked games.

[Morbo!!!]

[QUOTE=Burnyhands;48244718]I been a Silver IV forever, and now suddenly I'm Gold Nova. I don't feel any different. Why don't I feel like a winner?[/QUOTE]

Because GN1 is like SEM but you're at the bottom end

[editline]19th July 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48245873]Stop mocking p90.
If it works - it works.[/QUOTE]

P90s, just like Autos, are weapons in the game. Instead of crying about them, adapt, they're not going anywhere and the people for whom they work are still going to use them.

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;48247167]Because GN1 is like SEM but you're at the bottom end

[editline]19th July 2015[/editline]

P90s, just like Autos, are weapons in the game. Instead of crying about them, adapt, they're not going anywhere and the people for whom they work are still going to use them.[/QUOTE]

I use P90 a lot in Mirage, and I love it.

[TheHatter]

I'm not very good with P90. I'm the person who ends up spraying 50 bullets point blank at an awp and gets noscoped after I hit 0 shots.

[Altimor]

I don't see any reason to get the P90 these days. The MP7 is a far superior gun for $650 less with double the kill reward. It's ~50% more accurate than the P90 while running and as accurate as a rifle while standing/crouching. I got some friends together and won global MMs with nothing but MP7 back when it first got buffed.

[Januzuzu]

I like to use P90 when holding dropdown in cobblestone.

Other than that I find it pretty obsolete.

[Хум]

[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;48247167]
P90s, just like Autos, are weapons in the game. Instead of crying about them, adapt, they're not going anywhere and the people for whom they work are still going to use them.[/QUOTE]

I understand that, I'm just saying that it's stupid for people who use exclusively P90 to call themselves pros and shit on everyone else because of their aim.