Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[SupaBastad]

[QUOTE=gk99;48261490]It's overplayed because it's the most balanced map in the game, thus making it the most popular, thus making it overplayed.

Actually since Overpass has been getting updated I feel like Dust2 might have a competitor, but I don't have the statistics on it for the most recent changes.[/QUOTE]

I think people would like D2 more if it weren't so biased towards long-range weapons.

[Januzuzu]

My absolute favorite is on agency when people call "stairs" with no further explanation when there's about 4 different staircases in the map.

Also this group of people I lobby a lot with have created some pretty silly callouts on maps, for example on season we call the tunnel going to A from T spawn "shit" and the connector from mid to B "fuzzy".

This caused some confusion when we called the plant on A that is easily defended from the staircase on the A end of the tunnel "shit plant".
Rest of the match people substituted the word "good" with "shit" on every occasion.

[Хум]

[QUOTE=Reagy;48263160]I've heard people call it monster, stripper, pillar, that fucking pole, support and mid site.[/QUOTE]

I just got a great idea.
Let's prefix everything with 'that fucking'.

That fucking pit
Those fucking barrels

The possibilities are endless!

[Shier]

[QUOTE=HumbleTH;48263210]I just got a great idea.
Let's prefix everything with 'that fucking'.

That fucking pit
Those fucking barrels

The possibilities are endless![/QUOTE]

That fucking cat~...

[Enth]

Hooray for getting smurfed by a Global, in LEM; on a map I have zero prior experience playing.

That was well worth the 10 minutes I queued for Agency. :blaze:

[Reagy]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48263256]That fucking cat~...[/QUOTE]

:stop:

Lets not go there.

[Januzuzu]

Since most spots get named by a distinctive feature they have, what would this area be named for?
[IMG]https://och.re/iuM.jpeg[/IMG]

[sp]something behind the pallet perhaps?[/sp]

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Reagy;48263272]:stop:

Lets not go there.[/QUOTE]

I am not even sure what that thing is or its story because I wasn't part of FP when it was recent. I just know about it. Also not interested in it because memes are meh.

[cra0kalo]

[QUOTE=Januzuzu;48263326]Since most spots get named by a distinctive feature they have, what would this area be named for?
[IMG]https://och.re/iuM.jpeg[/IMG]

[sp]something behind the pallet perhaps?[/sp][/QUOTE]

chicken shadow pallet confirmed!
[IMG]http://puu.sh/j7S0c.png[/IMG]

[Enth]

I hate these cheekens, scrawny little birds...

[TheHatter]

After a day of shitty matches I finally got accused of being a hacker. Feels good. I'll record the portion that made them mad when this nuke match is over

[gk99]

[QUOTE=Joey1;48262507]One guy kept saying "phoenix" on overpass and i had no fucking clue what that was, turns out it's connector and apparently I'm only one who calls it connector according to him and his two friends in that match[/QUOTE]

I called Suicide on Dust2 Suicide once back in the Gold Novas and some guy died because he didn't know what that was and he got super pissed which was hilarious and perfectly fine because he was an asshole anyway.

[Ricenchicken]

[QUOTE=Skully22;48261864][t]http://i.imgur.com/BiDLsmi.png[/t]

why no rank up volvo

before the first loss (11-16) I was on a 6 winstreak never being lower than 3rd (even though some told me it doesnt matter) and I've only played with nova master/3/2s (my current rank is gnm). any reason?[/QUOTE]

I just realized the lighter blue matches are the winning matches, while the losses are dark blue. I've always looked at score. :v:

[Januzuzu]

[QUOTE=Ricenchicken;48263596]I just realized the lighter blue matches are the winning matches, while the losses are dark blue. I've always looked at score. :v:[/QUOTE]

Ties are also dark blue.

[MisterVantes]

Fuck this mission.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/r2dS6DB.png[/img]

[TheSyntaX]

-snip-

Misleading information, fell for livestream comments again.

[gk99]

[QUOTE=Vantes14;48263707]Fuck this mission.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/r2dS6DB.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Oh fuck me, that's the mission after the mil one isn't it?

Guess I'd better start practicing on Inferno while I make all this money.

[MisterVantes]

[QUOTE=gk99;48264176]Oh fuck me, that's the mission after the mil one isn't it?

Guess I'd better start practicing on Inferno while I make all this money.[/QUOTE]

Yeah but every time I was trying to do this mission every Ct was trying to do the same mission. It was a chicken genocide.

[TheSyntaX]

Been having shit day today, after going into mg2 I keep getting 50/50 decent games.

Shit:
25% - Opponent team full of smurfs.
25% - My team mates are clan members so they talk on TS so I get no info, yet the go mad when I don't give info (thinking they don't give a shit)

Good:
25% - We win easily.
15% - We win with struggle. (16-14) - My favorite kind of game.
10% - It's a challenging game and we end up losing 16-14. (I like these too)

Honestly I don't know what to do, when I play against smurfs I am so tempted to just buy cheats and wreck their crowns off but I know there will be big consequences so not a chance I will do that.

I would love to find a team to play with but I am afraid to post application anywhere on internet as my biggest fear is: (I get into team, I end up shit compared to others, I get booted).

I am lost in this game at this stage.

[ashxu]

How many wins would you guys estimate takes to rank up? I'm MG1 right now. I reckon I only have slightly more wins than losses though, I don't know how to check how many losses I have.

I want to learn a new map but I'm afraid to drop to nova 4 as I'll do bad initially due to new map.

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=ashxu;48264736]How many wins would you guys estimate takes to rank up? I'm MG1 right now. I reckon I only have slightly more wins than losses though, I don't know how to check how many losses I have.

I want to learn a new map but I'm afraid to drop to nova 4 as I'll do bad initially due to new map.[/QUOTE]

Took me around 11 wins and 1 loss.
Basically was on 8 win streak then lost, played 3 more games and got mg2

[Amboss]

[QUOTE=TheHatter;48263425]After a day of shitty matches I finally got accused of being a hacker. Feels good. I'll record the portion that made them mad when this nuke match is over[/QUOTE]
One of my mates I play with jokingly kept saying I was a hacker during one game and I was doing really well so a lot of people on the opposing team got pissed. By the time round 6 came around some was like "Are you fucking sure he's hacking?" Cause I kept fucking up :v:

[ashxu]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48264746]Took me around 11 wins and 1 loss.
Basically was on 8 win streak then lost, played 3 more games and got mg2[/QUOTE]
Where you topping the scoreboard every time? I assume it would take longer if you are usually in the middle of your team in terms of your performance or lower.

[Reagy]

So I did a 1v5 ace and a standard ace 2 rounds later on cache.
Go me.

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=ashxu;48264869]Where you topping the scoreboard every time? I assume it would take longer if you are usually in the middle of your team in terms of your performance or lower.[/QUOTE]

Tops and 2nd once

[cra0kalo]

"We fixed walls guys" @csgo_dev
[vid]http://giant.gfycat.com/CompassionatePoshBluet.webm[/vid]

[Ferdam]

[QUOTE=cra0kalo;48265274]"We fixed walls guys" @csgo_dev
[url]http://giant.gfycat.com/CompassionatePoshBluet.webm[/url][/QUOTE]

This only happened to me once when they first added this feature to limit wallhacking powers a bit.

[Kaleidescoop]

[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/448457289849978225/C8804842E2541B0DF6BA35F73BAA10A2B132E82D/[/t]
:suicide:

trashmaster kept AWPing us through smoke and noscoping/one-tapping us in the middle of running/jumping while the rest of the team spammed fake VAC ban messages and taunted us.

[t h e]

[QUOTE=cra0kalo;48265274]"We fixed walls guys" @csgo_dev
[vid]http://giant.gfycat.com/CompassionatePoshBluet.webm[/vid][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ferdam;48265427]This only happened to me once when they first added this feature to limit wallhacking powers a bit.[/QUOTE]

What exactly is going on here? Can someone elaborate? I'm not sure what the recent fixes to the game have been, I just recently heard blood was server-side and not client side (which seems like a bandaid solution to shitty tickrates)

[Ferdam]

[QUOTE=t h e;48265746]What exactly is going on here? Can someone elaborate? I'm not sure what the recent fixes to the game have been, I just recently heard blood was server-side and not client side (which seems like a bandaid solution to shitty tickrates)[/QUOTE]

If i'm not mistaken it had something to do with [url="https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/PVS"]VPS[/url].