Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[Micros]

[video=youtube;HdEdjON2UrI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdEdjON2UrI[/video]

The feels when this happens :shock:

[ExtReMLapin]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48272051]I am afraid to apply for team as it might turn out I am too shit for them :v:
idk.[/QUOTE]

Well, find friends and make your own team.

[KillerKid]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48267138]-snip-

game is hard
back to dmg

[editline]23rd July 2015[/editline]

thats even funny that 4/16 inferno game someone on our team admitted to rage hacking and we were already against 2 wallers

aussie mm at its finest yet again[/QUOTE]
Welp, I say that when my 9+ winstreak(1 tie) got ended on nuke when a guy with 50 hours just rushed down the middle area with any gun and just 1 shot everyone after we were winning 5-0.

I really hate how cheap they made csgo, do they have any plan versus people buying the game for so cheap?
Hitting level 3 isn't that hard of a feat with aimbot.

[gk99]

[QUOTE=kidkiller745;48274344]I really hate how cheap they made csgo, do they have any plan versus people buying the game for so cheap?
Hitting level 3 isn't that hard of a feat with aimbot.[/QUOTE]

On a side note, the lvl3 requirement nulls the "lol >hacking in casual" statement that gets said a lot so I don't know why it still gets said

[KillerKid]

15-14 their side, really want to tie it up, 2 of my last teamates make it to A site and we have 8 seconds left to plant.

What should've been an easy kill on a guy that couldn't move for my teamate that had the bomb, made it time out because he would aim at their head and THEN crouch and shoot and it resulted in him hitting the little rail thing on dust 2 A.
He did this 4 times.

Amazing.

[John Madden]

Playing pubs is a mind opening experience.
warning it's a bit loud
[vid]http://webm.host/fd033/vid.webm[/vid]

[TheSyntaX]

Well, I thought I will go sleep last night wake up and be able to pick up decent games.
It came down to being put into: Only german lobbies where people don't speak English and some lobby where one guy disconnected instantly, another one went AFK for the rest of the game, and one was just slow.

I am close to losing MG2 (from MGE went to MG2 and now soon to MG1 it seems).

What do I do?

[Hergan5]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48275034]Well, I thought I will go sleep last night wake up and be able to pick up decent games.
It came down to being put into: Only german lobbies where people don't speak English and some lobby where one guy disconnected instantly, another one went AFK for the rest of the game, and one was just slow.

I am close to losing MG2 (from MGE went to MG2 and now soon to MG1 it seems).

What do I do?[/QUOTE]

[B][I]Get a premade team[/I][/B]

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=Hergan5;48275103][B][I]Get a premade team[/I][/B][/QUOTE]

I checked subreddit of looking for team last night, it seems I am way too low rank, most are DMG I am only MG2.

[Morbo!!!]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48275154]I checked subreddit of looking for team last night, it seems I am way too low rank, most are DMG I am only MG2.[/QUOTE]

I got to DMG from MG1 solely from solo-queuing. You might find a pre-made short a couple of people by doing so. Just make sure your max acceptable ping's 50 and if you must use matchmaking server picker to minimise your chances of ending up amongst eastern europeans.

[Kierany9]

I used to hate the UMP but I just fell in love with it one eco round. Even though the clip size and reload times are utter shit compared to every other SMG ever, the range and accuracy is amazing. Used it for four rounds in a row before actually buying a proper gun.

[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/704036568707672815/E5AA0B96AB891C479544CDE7F0A0B9E50E6AF33F/[/t]

Also got GN3 that game which was really nice.

[Reagy]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSyGN9ayNNs[/media]

[slow clap]

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;48275191]I got to DMG from MG1 solely from solo-queuing. You might find a pre-made short a couple of people by doing so. Just make sure your max acceptable ping's 50 and if you must use matchmaking server picker to minimise your chances of ending up amongst eastern europeans.[/QUOTE]

matchmaking server picker?
My ping is always solid 34.

[ExtReMLapin]

[QUOTE=John Madden;48275022]Playing pubs is a mind opening experience.
warning it's a bit loud
[vid]http://webm.host/fd033/vid.webm[/vid][/QUOTE]

Where did you get this timer ? (bomb timer 9..8..7..)

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=Vostok;48273471]Just got my very first ace today, oh man that was some intense shit.

I can't record sounds for some reason so I slapped a song on it.

[video=youtube;yoMRO_vNdhg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoMRO_vNdhg[/video]

Looking back on that, jesus christ that first spray was terrible :unimpressed:[/QUOTE]

Don't record with a red crosshair/UI, red usually compresses the worst

[That Damn Cat]

[QUOTE=ExtReMLapin;48275359]Where did you get this timer ? (bomb timer 9..8..7..)[/QUOTE]

Probably a server plugin.

[Awaken90125]

My HD 598's came in and I am in love. I didn't know that sound could errr sound this good. Like everything is a new experience from game audio to music, I am never going back to cheap headphones.

Also cloud 9 sticker prices are through the roof
Last 180 days: $0.81
Last 90 days: $1.04
Last 60 days: $1.38
Last 30 days: $2.00
Last 7 days: $2.85

Though it looks like it is finally hitting a down trend so I am probably gonna sell mine now.

[rsk_]

On a 10 game loss streak...wonderful

[Mr.Shpigun]

[QUOTE=Reagy;48275313][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSyGN9ayNNs[/media]

[slow clap][/QUOTE]

holy crap, I know these guys. they're basically my friends

reagy, where did you get this?

[Reagy]

[QUOTE=Mr.Shpigun;48275685]holy crap, I know these guys. they're basically my friends

reagy, where did you get this?[/QUOTE]

My OCD ruskie coder sent the video to me. :v:

[editline]23rd July 2015[/editline]

And he very likely got it from [url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/DanySterkhov[/url] who you're friends with.
Internet detective go.

[Mr.Shpigun]

[QUOTE=Reagy;48275726]My OCD ruskie coder sent the video to me. :v:

[editline]23rd July 2015[/editline]

And he very likely got it from [url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/DanySterkhov[/url] who you're friends with.
Internet detective go.[/QUOTE]

Well damn, it is a small world.

[Хум]

Fuck this game.
Topscoring in a team full of MGEs and DMGs ( me being MG2 ) against someone who says they're LE and others being around MGE.

Then my internet chokes and I can't fucking reconnect.

Of course, GOTV works flawlessly. But fuck being able to reconnect to the match itself.

[Paleman]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48275154]I checked subreddit of looking for team last night, it seems I am way too low rank, most are DMG I am only MG2.[/QUOTE]

send friend requests to everyone in your solo queue games that's good or has potential to be good, and mass invite people before you queue

[Mr. Hale]

[URL="http://www.hltv.org/news/15541-esl-unveils-anti-ped-measures"]http://www.hltv.org/news/15541-esl-unveils-anti-ped-measures[/URL]

Looks like esl is taking the whole performance enhancing drugs situation really seriously. I wonder if any teams will underperform at cologne now.

[Ricenchicken]

[QUOTE=ashxu;48270415]*guy rushes in while we stay put*
"WOW NICE BAIT GUYS FUCKING NOOBS"[/QUOTE]

I had a teammate last night that always said to push somewhere. Each time he would go "they're probably coming from behind" and sit watching behind us. Then keeps yelling at us to PUSH PUSH PUSH :v:

[Fr3ddi3]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48275034]Well, I thought I will go sleep last night wake up and be able to pick up decent games.
It came down to being put into: Only german lobbies where people don't speak English and some lobby where one guy disconnected instantly, another one went AFK for the rest of the game, and one was just slow.

I am close to losing MG2 (from MGE went to MG2 and now soon to MG1 it seems).

What do I do?[/QUOTE]

Find players or a 4 man who are lower ranked but not pricks and show signs of decent play and stay with them, if they are willing to learn they will rank up. You may derank and you may go down to Nova but you will have a consistent and trustworthy team to show for it at the end when you do get back to MGE.

[Reagy]

[QUOTE=rider695;48276113][URL="http://www.hltv.org/news/15541-esl-unveils-anti-ped-measures"]http://www.hltv.org/news/15541-esl-unveils-anti-ped-measures[/URL]

Looks like esl is taking the whole performance enhancing drugs situation really seriously. I wonder if any teams will underperform at cologne now.[/QUOTE]

This is only good news, ESL has been leading by example for a long time with their tournaments, hopefully others pickup and start adding their own measures. Using drugs to improve performance is just disgraceful to be honest.

[DanySterkhov]

[QUOTE=Reagy;48275313][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSyGN9ayNNs[/media]

[slow clap][/QUOTE]

oh wow that's me :D

Never posted here, only when we finished "Defuse on the fly" video.
[video=youtube;O-_6iqTxwYc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-_6iqTxwYc[/video]

[Sir Spicy Buns]

[QUOTE=DanySterkhov;48276493]oh wow that's me :D

Never posted here, only when we finished "Defuse on the fly" video.
[video=youtube;O-_6iqTxwYc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-_6iqTxwYc[/video][/QUOTE]

This has more production value than half the movies i've ever seen.

[SupaBastad]

Had my first competitive game, ended at top of the board but had a lot of smack-talking players. Good to see people are still willing to say "noob team" even when their team won.