Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"
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[QUOTE=Sir Spicy Buns;48276596]This has more production value than half the movies i've ever seen.[/QUOTE]
Thank you! :3 Considering gameplay stuff, i can share more. Hope i'm not gonna get banned for posting so much links :V
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cziLQmc1aGA[/url]
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nGTz3xmv0o[/url]
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0ZC9Upzic4[/url]
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGBdo_O8ruU[/url]
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUADLg7fxQM[/url]
i just got unanimously kicked from casual for topfragging using only the mp7 and p250, whyyyy?
doing A Most Violent Job Interview (Revolution) using only alpha weapons is hard enough already
Fucking great, deranked to GN1 even after starting to use server picker, I selected only Luxemburg.
Still getting teams full of shitheads like estonians speaking estonian and giving info in estonian so I have no fucking clue what they are saying, some greeks who speak fuck knows what language.
I don't get this, I used to have decent MM games with decent players and out of sudden I am getting teams full of shit bags.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48276951]Fucking great, deranked to GN1 even after starting to use server picker, I selected only Luxemburg.
Still getting teams full of shitheads like estonians speaking estonian and giving info in estonian so I have no fucking clue what they are saying, some greeks who speak fuck knows what language.
I don't get this, I used to have decent MM games with decent players and out of sudden I am getting teams full of shit bags.[/QUOTE]
Just play on US servers. You gotta get used to ping doe.
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48277028]Just play on US servers. You gotta get used to ping doe.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I saw the ping, 130 or something, seems impossible to play.
[QUOTE=Reagy;48275313][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSyGN9ayNNs[/media]
[slow clap][/QUOTE]
The collective laugh and "were you recording?" is fantastic
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48277092]Yeah I saw the ping, 130 or something, seems impossible to play.[/QUOTE]
It's not that bad from Poland, had a few good games with friends on US servers.
My past 10 games basically:
[video=youtube;MTuWuhwtHU0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTuWuhwtHU0&feature=youtu.be[/video]
Apparently I am not being given info in English because "I am not worth anything" whatever that means.
P.S - video processing.
He also called you a shit for buying a famas. Had no idea estonians were that cancerous as well.
[QUOTE=Surplus;48277647]He also called you a shit for buying a famas. Had no idea estonians were that cancerous as well.[/QUOTE]
Every nationality has their share. Some get noticed more for them being more active, and some get noticed less for there not being that many of them in the first place.
[QUOTE=Surplus;48277647]He also called you a shit for buying a famas. Had no idea estonians were that cancerous as well.[/QUOTE]
oh, didn't know that.
Just noticed that the swedish team me and my friends got matched against in the Assembly qualifiers actually made it past to the actual main tournament against ROCCAT, and allu's & get_right's team.
[url]http://www.eslgaming.com/news/esl-leads-anti-ped-initiative-esports-support-nada-2170[/url]
whoops i just got ADHD
I miss CS:GO so much... I played the living shit out of this until I hit around 2.5k hours and tried hacking. Pretty much insta-banned and now I have to wait till I get a new job (or something, I am leaving for the Army soon) to be able to afford a new copy.
The lesson:
DON'T FUCKING HACK BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT STUPID PEOPLE DO!
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48277273]My past 10 games basically:
[video=youtube;MTuWuhwtHU0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTuWuhwtHU0&feature=youtu.be[/video]
Apparently I am not being given info in English because "I am not worth anything" whatever that means.
P.S - video processing.[/QUOTE]
"please shut the fuck up" is an [I]excellent[/I] argument
I might take month off CS GO and play single player games like skyrim.
From winning every single game and being in top with no bother I ended up with this:
[t]http://oi58.tinypic.com/34yzq5k.jpg[/t]
+ 15 mental breakdowns per day.
I just play, then fuck up easy kill start smashing hands against table because they feel cold and unresponsive so I can't shoot for shit.
I then close window in my room and room temperature raises and I fail kill and snap and go mental even more which obviously causes ever worse aiming + I become aggressive in game.
I think I reached the point where I need to take a break from it otherwise I might end up even worse, I already told one girl I like who called me to fuck off because I was in middle of flipping shit in game.
+ I feel like I am not making any progress, I make progress like this: One step forward, two steps back.
I got my 2nd account ranked today (got 10 comp wins) and got put into MG2, so I guess that's where my place is for now but I need break.
Anyone had same shit happen before?
On top of all that, I got a new job which I am starting on 5th of August, I better get cooldown/rest from being angry otherwise I may as well lose that job quickly.
sounds like you have some serious problems if matchmaking does that to you
[QUOTE=KKram16;48277813]I miss CS:GO so much... I played the living shit out of this until I hit around 2.5k hours and tried hacking. Pretty much insta-banned and now I have to wait till I get a new job (or something, I am leaving for the Army soon) to be able to afford a new copy.
The lesson:
DON'T FUCKING HACK BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT STUPID PEOPLE DO![/QUOTE]
Please don't chose the mos 11B. If you were bright enough to do that I don't want you carrying a rifle in my vicinity.
[QUOTE=HSF;48278092]sounds like you have some serious problems if matchmaking does that to you[/QUOTE]
It used to be okay, but now yeah, MM just makes me flip shit.
Since I've quit drinking a lot and going out, this has been my schedule:
Wake up, Play cs go, eat, play cs go, go to sleep.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rLjMMIO.png[/IMG]
Took long enough, jesus christ
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48278061]Anyone had same shit happen before?[/QUOTE]
Yep. The other day I deranked all the way from MGE to MG2 from smurfs and trolls, and then to MG1 from frustration. I decided to take a break for the day and play skyrim and watch shows on Netflix. I also spent an hour practicing strats on Inferno with my friends. (Stratuga is pretty nice for this) I had fun playing with them afterwards even though we lost a few games, because I had time to cool down
[QUOTE=Toy_Soldier;48278093]Please don't chose the mos 11B. If you were bright enough to do that I don't want you carrying a rifle in my vicinity.[/QUOTE]
I haven't officially chosen anything yet, but I was looking at 11x. Do you have some advice I should be hearing? And if you are being logical about it, the choice to hack has absolutely no correlation to my decision to join the military or my aptitude in said field.
edit: It was 11b I was looking at actually.
[QUOTE=KKram16;48277813]I miss CS:GO so much... I played the living shit out of this until I hit around 2.5k hours and tried hacking. Pretty much insta-banned and now I have to wait till I get a new job (or something, I am leaving for the Army soon) to be able to afford a new copy.
The lesson:
DON'T FUCKING HACK BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT STUPID PEOPLE DO![/QUOTE]
It's like one of those smoking commercials
[QUOTE=KKram16;48277813]I miss CS:GO so much... I played the living shit out of this until I hit around 2.5k hours and tried hacking. Pretty much insta-banned and now I have to wait till I get a new job (or something, I am leaving for the Army soon) to be able to afford a new copy.
The lesson:
DON'T FUCKING HACK BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT STUPID PEOPLE DO![/QUOTE]
did you buy the hacks or no? because people like me upload detected hacks to public forums
Just had the chillest CS:GO match ever, everyone was really nice. They sort of got salty though when we didn't give them the one win they needed for the mission, but we just couldn't risk it.
[QUOTE=Flumbooze;48278944]Just had the chillest CS:GO match ever, everyone was really nice. They sort of got salty though when we didn't give them the one win they needed for the mission, but we just couldn't risk it.[/QUOTE]
And I've had the opposite of that.
Couldn't hit anything and played really fucking bad.
At least got OW after the game
Lol got a CSGO weapons case from DM.
Friend asked to play resort with him, he had the 32 round mission for it.
What could go wrong?
[sp]everything[/sp]
Won the first match and then lost the second one 16-1 to some resort elites that kept wallbanging people.
At least I got this beauty out of it.
[IMG]https://och.re/ivZ.png[/IMG]
I got to DMG over a very long period of time. I started at GN2 running CS:GO on my then-roommates computer (beefy as fuck) and dropped to SME after he moved out and I had to start using my computer again. I only get around 30-40 fps depending on how much is going on in the game, and that was a really big hurdle for me. It took me about 1.2k hours just to hit Nova 2.
Anyways, after re-forming my old CSS community we got some really great teammates who played every day and we would get on and practice together for 4-6 hours a day. Then we got to MG's by playing nothing but Office and making it our "best" map (we beat LE's on this map regularly - also key to getting to DMG) and mastering the basics and strats for maps like Dust 2, Mirage, Italy, and Inferno. We really had a lot of help from higher ranked friends we would make by always being friendly in our games and making friends with better players. At one point, before I recently had to stop playing, we had actually managed to find a legitimate Global to coach us as a team. Basically after that we managed to hit DMG by playing as a really tight-knit and intelligent, concise team.
UMP MASTER RACE!
tl;dr
I played a fucking lot and got ranked to DMG through lots and lots of practice and awesome teammates.
[editline]23rd July 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Cronos Dage;48278893]did you buy the hacks or no? because people like me upload detected hacks to public forums[/QUOTE]
They were paid hacks, I most likely got banned due to overwatch. I got insta'd the first time I launched it on my main account, after running them for about a week on my alt. Shortly after that my alt got banned as well. As far as I am aware the hacks were never detected, VAC just knows when people have multiple accounts by checking for the same IP address or some bullshit. I lost a who bunch of great skins too! I collected Stat-tracks :(
Don't hack! It makes the game unfair and is a waste of money/time.
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