Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"
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Lol, just had a comp match where someone quit out and they were down a man at like 13-2 on Inferno.
During one of the rounds, they retreated back into their spawn as Ts and tried to hole out there. Gradually, we knocked them down to one player and promptly took up positions on either side of the exit. In all caps in chat, we typed "THIS IS THE POLICE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP," at which point the last guy crouched walked outside with his knife aimed at the sky. One of our guys tazed him for the arrest.
Posted a trade on Lounge, instantly a friend request from a level 0 private profile, and this
[t]http://i.imgur.com/MlpEt9L.png[/t]
:downs:
Why is DMG way harder than GE? I'm not joking, trying to rank up my other account to GE and DMG games are so random and chaotic that I feel lost.
And before you start stoning me to death for "smurfing", I was DMG the last time I used this account and I just feel there is no reason for me to play on an account that is "high" GE (I get 1-2 supremes at most when playing), so I'm grinding a new one.
Matchmaking is fucked, so fucked.
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/tsanummy_v2[/url]
If any of you guys in DMG+ want to play, you can add me and sneak into our lobbies when we play on the evenings, no ragers and no obnoxious tryhards allowed
[QUOTE=Satane;48321545]Eh, since the reshuffle all ranks above dmg have pretty much been the same.
You'll get the occasional zero gamesense guy in any rank.[/QUOTE]
Not really, aim-wise GE guys are pretty decent if not great.
In DMG is just people running and shooting with AK's rolling the dice to get a cheesy bullshit random hs, P90 is prevalent and CT's miss the whole M4 spray all the time.
Don't get me started on the AWPs, they're always slow as fuck and call me "hacker" because my reflexes are not grandma level, in Supreme/GE though, you get a good challenging AWPer once in a while
I'm fed up with solo queuing and I don't want to take my chances with teamfinder or r/recruitCS again. If anyone's up to queue for competitive at around LEM (and is within europe), please add :)
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jutseph/[/url]
p.s i'll play any map except reserves
yeah fuck this game today i cant play at all :suicide:
Everything went so good at the LAN I was at, hit every shot and everything now I just miss all the time
I wish there was a 0.0000000001 chance of drop like this:
Basically you get blank weapon drop and you can use some kind of in game editor and paint gun as you like.
So it would be like a signature weapon of your own, literally one of it's kind.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48322194]I wish there was a 0.0000000001 chance of drop like this:
Basically you get blank weapon drop and you can use some kind of in game editor and paint gun as you like.
So it would be like a signature weapon of your own, literally one of it's kind.[/QUOTE]
Oh I can imagine all the bootleg dragon lores.
[QUOTE=Reagy;48314848]Last "version" was from 2013 but there's been like 20~ different builds since then.
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Link please.
I wanna check this out.
[url]http://csgo.exchange/item/870426421[/url]
So my knife is basically MW cool huh?
Went from chasing players with shotgun (earn 1 mil as CT)
to Chasing chickens and ignoring players.
I love missions.
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Never thought GNM-MG2 would be so horrible. No one gave info everyone shouting in the mic and when i told them to just wait for the terrorists to attack they just rushed them and die. Smurfing never again
[QUOTE=Teippiman;48323824]Never thought GNM-MG2 would be so horrible. No one gave info everyone shouting in the mic and when i told them to just wait for the terrorists to attack they just rushed them and die. Smurfing never again[/QUOTE]
Only smurf if you are playing with lower level friends, solo smurfing is never fun.
[QUOTE=Januzuzu;48324404]Only smurf if you are playing with lower level friends, solo smurfing is never fun.[/QUOTE]
I was playing with my GNM friend but still it was horrible
[url=http://puu.sh/jhJUB/d1dd375bca.webm]I think I just accidentally used up all my valve server bhop luck in one go.[/url]
If I literally try my best I can get 3 in a row max on valve servers, then I go and randomly do this at the end of a match :v:
[QUOTE=halflife_123;48324441][url=http://puu.sh/jhJUB/d1dd375bca.webm]I think I just accidentally used up all my valve server bhop luck in one go.[/url]
If I literally try my best I can get 3 in a row max on valve servers, then I go and randomly do this at the end of a match :v:[/QUOTE]
hit this one yesterday
[vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/upqkos.webm[/vid]
That shouldn't really count tbh, 90% of it was on uneven displacements so you have a huge window to hit the hops.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48324926]*insert quotes about phoon the speed demon*[/QUOTE]
OUT IVY
THROUGH MIDDLE
ADMIN HES DOING IT SIDEWAYS
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48325165]ESEA Admin: He's not scripting.[/QUOTE]
ADMINS LIE
Took me 5 hours to chase down 300 chickens.
Just imagining someone in real life, in middle of battlefield running around and when seeing - enemy and chicken aim for chicken instead of enemy makes it hilarious.
Most violent job interview, kill with unique weapon as CT.
How? There is no 100 CT weapons.
[QUOTE=Tsanummy;48321766]Not really, aim-wise GE guys are pretty decent if not great.
In DMG is just people running and shooting with AK's rolling the dice to get a cheesy bullshit random hs, P90 is prevalent and CT's miss the whole M4 spray all the time.
Don't get me started on the AWPs, they're always slow as fuck and call me "hacker" because my reflexes are not grandma level, in Supreme/GE though, you get a good challenging AWPer once in a while[/QUOTE]
I still see a bunch of globals with potato aim/reflexes. I dunno if they're boosted or if the system is just broken.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48325556]Took me 5 hours to chase down 300 chickens.
Just imagining someone in real life, in middle of battlefield running around and when seeing - enemy and chicken aim for chicken instead of enemy makes it hilarious.
Most violent job interview, kill with unique weapon as CT.
How? There is no 100 CT weapons.[/QUOTE]
Pick up different guns and use those to get a kill. I think that works.
[QUOTE=Robust;48325695]Pick up different guns and use those to get a kill. I think that works.[/QUOTE]
So buy different weapon every round - get a kill, pick up enemies gun, kill etc..?
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48325719]So buy different weapon every round - get a kill, pick up enemies gun, kill etc..?[/QUOTE]
Yes. I think dropped guns from teammates count as unique as well.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48325215]BOING BOING[/QUOTE]
fastest way to spend 10minutes. time just flies watching it
[video=youtube;KYEyIGLRqW0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYEyIGLRqW0[/video]
That guardian angel hostage mission creator can choke on a whole bag of dicks.
Check list of everything wrong.
1- Make them play Casual Assault, notorious for being unbalanced in every iteration of CS to date, for good measure we'll double the amount of players on it so there's never really any opening to exploit.
2- Make them play as CT, We know how this map ALWAYS goes. T side will camp the upper walkways or the corners of the warehouse out of sight able to see every single entrance and able to shoot at CT's feet before they can even see the T's. 1 or 2 guys will be sitting in the vent likely at the 2nd ladder and one will often shoot through the vent. If you make it in the hostage is always exposed so you can be fucked easily picking him up the other is in the box room up top and basically you're not getting him 99% of the time.
3- Constantly make them join games which have just finished or nearly finished and are changing map or constantly stick them on servers where the CT side is full, and for good measure make sure they keep rejoining the same fucking server. I lost track of how much time i spent trying to find a damn server.
4- Make them have to pick up 10 Hostages. Because 1 is not painful enough, add in a teammate or 9 who are also doing the same mission and therefore racing for the same hostage as you. A bit of healthy competition is always good, no fuck off if TK was on I'd be shooting you in the fucking back.
5- Progress is saved at the end of the map ... sigh, 'MLGCockmeister has called a vote to a) Change the map, b) Restart the map, c) Scramble the teams, d) Kick you'. No matter what the option you get fucked when it passes, if it don't pass? they'll try again or change the mapvote to something else. Twice i was booted once when i had managed to sneak 5 hossies in a game and just had a random vote for no reason and the second time when i had got the last hostage and had the bare faced check to save in the final 10 seconds on another round against 8 players with only £500, how fucking dare I be such a cuntbag Tryhard.
It took me 2 weeks to do it, i could only stomach 10 mins or so a day trying to do this shit but i got there in the end.
But then i got the final mission, Assassinate Turner on Agency. Fuck that fucking shit fucking cunt of a an asshole ... Actually I accomplished that within 20 seconds of joining a game on the final round. But still fuck off Bloodhound.
[QUOTE=jung3o;48325912]fastest way to spend 10minutes. time just flies watching it
[video=youtube;KYEyIGLRqW0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYEyIGLRqW0[/video][/QUOTE]
I swear to god if that guy isnt trigger botting he is a fucking god at shooting people he isnt aiming at.
Like bunnyhopping is fair enough but the guy straight up headshots people by looking at their feet with a deagle.
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