Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[Guardbuddy]

i cant breathe oh god
[url]http://gfycat.com/GrippingDelectableIndianspinyloach[/url]

[KillerKid]

I got 4 kills in pistol round the 4th being a knife and bought a negev for round 2 on T side.

I died finally at around 15/4/0 on like the 5th round.

Also the skill gap between DMG and Eagle seems kinda big. That game I ended like 30 kills 15 deaths and the people that were DMG were absolutely horrid and anchoring both teams.

And is anyone else like reallly good at flick shotting/1 tapping but the second you try to spray control you instantly turn silver?
Whenever I review my replays and I watch my sprays I cry a little inside when I could've just one tapped the entire time.

[Micros]

[QUOTE=kidkiller745;48329942]I got 4 kills in pistol round the 4th being a knife and bought a negev for round 2 on T side.

I died finally at around 15/4/0 on like the 5th round.

Also the skill gap between DMG and Eagle seems kinda big. That game I ended like 30 kills 15 deaths and the people that were DMG were absolutely horrid and anchoring both teams.

And is anyone else like reallly good at flick shotting/1 tapping but the second you try to spray control you instantly turn silver?
Whenever I review my replays and I watch my sprays I cry a little inside when I could've just one tapped the entire time.[/QUOTE]

I'd say I'm about average maybe over the top for 1 tapping/flick shooting but I use to have such a shitty spray control a while back because I tried to pridict what the dam player was going to do since most don't just sit there and let themselves die they try to go side to side (When it comes to pistols)

[Dawnkiller]

Why are you even installing malware on your pc?

[Archival]

Aw yeah guys time for the weekly drop time to see what i..
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Kbn067c.jpg[/t]
oh.

[Thovex]

Thats how all my skins look like

[Januzuzu]

[QUOTE=archival;48330203]Aw yeah guys time for the weekly drop time to see what i..
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Kbn067c.jpg[/t]
oh.[/QUOTE]

Could've been worse.
[IMG]https://och.re/iyQ.png[/IMG]

[gk99]

[QUOTE=Januzuzu;48330263]Could've been worse.
[IMG]https://och.re/iyQ.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Not really, that Kimono looks pretty good by comparison.

[editline]30th July 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48330049]I like how ESEA clears alias's so now my Phoon binds and everything else doesn't work.
Thanks ESEA.[/QUOTE]

Bind a key to reset them every time you want to use them

autoexec crashes my csgo so I have F1 bound to set up my viewmodel every time.

[Chubbs]

use an autoexec like a normal human and make your config.cfg read only

[kill3r]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48330049]I like how ESEA clears alias's so now my Phoon binds and everything else doesn't work.
Thanks ESEA.[/QUOTE]

Clears aliases? What do you mean?

[Ogris]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48330513]effort

as in it nuked this

alias doorstuck1 "say The phantom, exterior like fish eggs; alias doorstuck doorstuck2"
alias doorstuck2 "say Interior like suicide wrist-rags; alias doorstuck doorstuck3"
alias doorstuck3 "say I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed; alias doorstuck doorstuck4"
alias doorstuck4 "say Cheat on your man homie ; alias doorstuck doorstuck5"
alias doorstuck5 "say AGHHH I tried to sneak through the door man!; alias doorstuck doorstuck6"
alias doorstuck6 "say Can't make it, can't make it, ; alias doorstuck doorstuck7"
alias doorstuck7 "say The shit's stuck! ; alias doorstuck doorstuck8"
alias doorstuck8 "say Outta my way son! ; alias doorstuck doorstuck9"
alias doorstuck9 "say DOOR STUCK! ; alias doorstuck doorstuck10"
alias doorstuck10 "say DOOR STUCK! ; alias doorstuck doorstuck11"
alias doorstuck11 "say Please! ; alias doorstuck doorstuck12"
alias doorstuck12 "say I beg you! ; alias doorstuck doorstuck13"
alias doorstuck13 "say We're dead! ; alias doorstuck doorstuck14"
alias doorstuck14 "say You're a g-g-genuine dick sucker!; alias doorstuck doorstuck1"
alias "doorstuck" "doorstuck1"
bind "o" "doorstuck"

but hey turns out it might not be ESEA

might be CSGO itself but thats why double configs exist[/QUOTE]

You would just be considered annoying so I don't really mind that thing getting nuked.

[chenhonkster]

esea is a pile of fuck

[Hergan5]

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48330971]esea is a pile of fuck[/QUOTE]

Do people don't know about the E$EA Bitcoin fiasco? It did get pretty loud, and now the client has that always running policy. AND it has a root driver installed, which means it can do anything on your PC, and that's not safe. I don't know why people play there still.

[ottr]

[QUOTE=Hergan5;48331096]Do people don't know about the E$EA Bitcoin fiasco? It did get pretty loud, and now the client has that always running policy. AND it has a root driver installed, which means it can do anything on your PC, and that's not safe. I don't know why people play there still.[/QUOTE]

Cause there are no true competitors?

[TheSyntaX]

Tbh not sure what's worse, US servers which are apparently full of griefers (Our team agrees with enemy team to end in Tie and do everything to make sure that works) or EU servers full of aggressive Russian players.

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48331192]Tbh not sure what's worse, US servers which are apparently full of griefers (Our team agrees with enemy team to end in Tie and do everything to make sure that works) or EU servers full of aggressive Russian players.[/QUOTE]

we're in the same boat

it's like i was put in the naughty pool or something

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48331204]we're in the same boat

it's like i was put in the naughty pool or something[/QUOTE]

Got guy on team, TK's team mate on purpose, then over 3 rounds injures others to half health. Doesn't get anything.

I shoot him in head few times on spawn, I get fucking 2 hour cooldown.

I hate CS GO system.

[meatgeneral69]

[QUOTE=archival;48330203]Aw yeah guys time for the weekly drop time to see what i..
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Kbn067c.jpg[/t]
oh.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/C6i0mFg.png[/img]
These two kimono turd-throwers, two weeks in a row. 3 weeks ago i got a scout detour however and it has some value
[img]http://i.imgur.com/zK1oyLD.png[/img]

[OscarLimaEcho]

That's like a large coke at best.

[Micros]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48331240]Got guy on team, TK's team mate on purpose, then over 3 rounds injures others to half health. Doesn't get anything.

I shoot him in head few times on spawn, I get fucking 2 hour cooldown.

I hate CS GO system.[/QUOTE]

It honestly was shit ;(

[NateLB]

So, is there anyone else on WIN10 or the WIN10 preview? CSGO, no matter what fixes I use or settings I change, it will ALWAYS kick me mid match saying "HUR UR PC BLOCKING DUH VAC SYSTAM!" and I won't be able to get that fixed and reconnect till I'm DC'd and now I have a 7 day ban and a double de-rank because of this.

I've tried everything that steam tells me to do, doesn't do anything, I've deleted the game and reinstalled it, fixed it for a bit, turned on DEP mode, fixed it for a bit (it also keeps turning it's self off), tried pretty much everything but it keeps doing this to me. Does anyone know how to fix this crap?

[Micros]

[QUOTE=NateLB;48331755]So, is there anyone else on WIN10 or the WIN10 preview? CSGO, no matter what fixes I use or settings I change, it will ALWAYS kick me mid match saying "HUR UR PC BLOCKING DUH VAC SYSTAM!" and I won't be able to get that fixed and reconnect till I'm DC'd and now I have a 7 day ban and a double de-rank because of this.

I've tried everything that steam tells me to do, doesn't do anything, I've deleted the game and reinstalled it, fixed it for a bit, turned on DEP mode, fixed it for a bit (it also keeps turning it's self off), tried pretty much everything but it keeps doing this to me. Does anyone know how to fix this crap?[/QUOTE]

Its always DEP, You gotta have it on, Make sure its enabled as in "ALWAYS ON"

[Januzuzu]

[QUOTE=NateLB;48331755]So, is there anyone else on WIN10 or the WIN10 preview? CSGO, no matter what fixes I use or settings I change, it will ALWAYS kick me mid match saying "HUR UR PC BLOCKING DUH VAC SYSTAM!" and I won't be able to get that fixed and reconnect till I'm DC'd and now I have a 7 day ban and a double de-rank because of this.

I've tried everything that steam tells me to do, doesn't do anything, I've deleted the game and reinstalled it, fixed it for a bit, turned on DEP mode, fixed it for a bit (it also keeps turning it's self off), tried pretty much everything but it keeps doing this to me. Does anyone know how to fix this crap?[/QUOTE]

I haven't had any problems with W10 so far, except mic being static but that's just the mic being ass with the built in drivers.

[NateLB]

[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;48331794]Its always DEP, You gotta have it on, Make sure its enabled as in "ALWAYS ON"[/QUOTE]

I set it to on for all programs, restart, play for a bit, then windows changes it back to on only for essential windows programs.

[Ol' Pie]

What percentage of choke should be normal in net_graph? I built my pc without network card (yay me) so I have to tether internet through my Moto G. Is 4% choke normal every once in a while in a match?

[Creec]

[QUOTE=Ol' Pie;48332027]What percentage of choke should be normal in net_graph? I built my pc without network card (yay me) so I have to tether internet through my Moto G. Is 4% choke normal every once in a while in a match?[/QUOTE]

How can pc have no internet card? Theres always buildin one in the motherboard, unless you mean WLAN card.

[Chubbs]

[QUOTE=Ol' Pie;48332027]What percentage of choke should be normal in net_graph? I built my pc without network card (yay me) so I have to tether internet through my Moto G. Is 4% choke normal every once in a while in a match?[/QUOTE]

No that means your internet is utter shit.

[Ol' Pie]

[QUOTE=creec;48332047]How can pc have no internet card? Theres always buildin one in the motherboard, unless you mean WLAN card.[/QUOTE]

Oops, yes, a WLAN card. I always confuse them both :v:

[editline]30th July 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=Chubbs;48332054]No that means your internet is utter shit.[/QUOTE]

Not really, since I tried wiring a ethernet cable through my brothers room into mine and none of this happens, so I guessed it would be that. The only thing is that running the cable across the room is pretty impractical for cleaning and ugly.

[Reagy]

[QUOTE=Ol' Pie;48332027]What percentage of choke should be normal in net_graph? I built my pc without network card (yay me) so I have to tether internet through my Moto G. Is 4% choke normal every once in a while in a match?[/QUOTE]

Choke should be 0, if its anything higher than 0 its your net.

Both Choke and Loss are related to client networking, Choke is your network restricting the amount of information you send and receive, it can also be Server side but its commonly an issue with the client. Your client sends your position data X times a second to the server, if there is an issue with the client/net that causes you to send more data at once, the server will either accept or drop the data, the same can happen when the server is under high stress but this is a rare situation as it involves the server's cpu going out of sync, if this was happening you'd know about it because everyone would be bitching. Loss is as you'd guess, losing packets.

Other issues that can cause Choke as misconfigured rates on your client, you should ideally have them setup like:

rate "80000"
Tickrate 64: cl_cmdrate "64" cl_updaterate "64"
Tickrate 100: cl_cmdrate "100" cl_updaterate "100"
Tickrate 128: cl_cmdrate "128" cl_updaterate "128"

[Ogris]

rate 128000
cl_cmdrate 128
cl_updaterate 128

Those are rates from 128 tick. It automatically lowers them for 64 tick.

People should not be using anything other than these three.