Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[Januzuzu]

Steam starts the maintenance conveniently during a match so I can't see if I ranked up or not.
Didn't even notice that I got back to SMFC until friend started screaming in mumble about it. :v:

[Ol' Pie]

Ok, thank you guys

[urn]

C9 AMA is starting
[url]http://www.twitch.tv/hyperx[/url]

[ExtReMLapin]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/jje6Q/7d570aa715.jpg[/IMG]

This guy in my team had like 12 fokin assits

RIP

[FireArrow133]

I hate it when I keep getting assists and no kills and an enemy mocks me for my low killcount while disregarding my insanely high assist count.

[Reagy]

This is why people need to realise frag count isn't everything, its a team game for a reason, you get more for assisting and objectives than you do outright fragging.

[Xaphoon]

[QUOTE=Hergan5;48331096]Do people don't know about the E$EA Bitcoin fiasco? It did get pretty loud, and now the client has that always running policy. AND it has a root driver installed, which means it can do anything on your PC, and that's not safe. I don't know why people play there still.[/QUOTE]

It's the only place to play pickups on good servers against good opponents.

RWS is really shit though. Too bad people think it means anything.

[Januzuzu]

Found a pretty magical spot on Agency, no idea if it's useful at all but it's unexpected at least.
[IMG]https://och.re/izd.jpeg[/IMG]

[ExtReMLapin]

[QUOTE=FireArrow133;48333675]I hate it when I keep getting assists and no kills and an enemy mocks me for my low killcount while disregarding my insanely high assist count.[/QUOTE]

There are many roles in team team, not just

-THE GUY WHO KILL THE ALLAH AKBAR GUYS

You can find

-[U]Grenade guy[/U] (aka follow him and help him doing 2x HE = instant victory)
-[U]AWP guy[/U] (aka Camper/Peak guy)
-[U]P90 Guy[/U] (aka Rush guy/Counter Rush guy (Rush them before they rush))
-[U]Radio operator guy[/U] (aka The first to die and the telling everyone where to go and where are ennemies are/are coming from)
-[U]You shall not pass guy[/U] (aka the guy with the Negev shooting at Banana so the funcking enemies don't go on B)
-[U]The guys who tells what to do[/U] (Just listen to him and shadup)
-[U]The P250/Dual berettas guy[/U] (The one who do 4 kills on the pistol round)

If you play with the same guys every time, know what you can do, know what they can do and find the right role(s) for everyone.

[RandomGamer342]

[QUOTE=FireArrow133;48333675]I hate it when I keep getting assists and no kills and an enemy mocks me for my low killcount while disregarding my insanely high assist count.[/QUOTE]

Your enemies would find a reason to mock you to feel better about themselves even if you 50-bombed. Toxic people are white noise, they're not worth the thought, just filter them out to the best of your capabilities

[booster]

Holy shit E-frag just beat TSM on a BO3.

Who the fuck are E-frag what is going on??

[Xaphoon]

[QUOTE=booster;48334639]Holy shit E-frag just beat TSM on a BO3.

Who the fuck are E-frag what is going on??[/QUOTE]

E-Frag is Gplay. So yeah that's what is going on. Very solid upset potential on them.

[dirty_ape]

So I just played a game on Nuke with a friend. We start T side and get stomped. Score is 14-1. I managed a plant and 4k one round.

CT side starts "15 straight" somebody jokes. We got 15 straight. Win 16-14. Fuck Nuke. Just fuck this map.

[Banned?]

I am getting a "no error" CTD every time I load into a map right now. The only thing that happens after is I have an unselectable window for CSGO with the title "Engine Error" that I can just right click and close.

Any ideas?

[megadudex1]

my entire experience of dmg so far over 3 games is brazilian griefers and extremely angry racist white teenagers yelling at one another over the mic

is this normal because holy shit this is fucking mental, everyone was so nice two ranks back

[Banned?]

[QUOTE=Banned?;48335314]I am getting a "no error" CTD every time I load into a map right now. The only thing that happens after is I have an unselectable window for CSGO with the title "Engine Error" that I can just right click and close.

Any ideas?[/QUOTE]

k, so it was the new EVGA Precision update. Uninstalled and switched to Afterburner.

[Galen]

Could anyone give me a list of all blue weapon skins?

Edit : I mean like literally blue skins

[Chubbs]

[QUOTE=Galen;48335526]Could anyone give me a list of all blue weapon skins?[/QUOTE]

csgostash

[Heraldo the Duck]

Why is matchmaking throwing me into matches where my ping is normally 66 and starts raising to 120 max? I set the maximum ping to 50

Pic to see if someone can help me
[t]http://i.imgur.com/D7i2uZ0.jpg[/t]

There was a patch which fixed networking and such like 2-3 weeks ago, it fixed this problem but idk why it's happenning again

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=FireArrow133;48333675]I hate it when I keep getting assists and no kills and an enemy mocks me for my low killcount while disregarding my insanely high assist count.[/QUOTE]

I had a guy shit talk me for not getting any kills one round, I did 90+ damage to 4 of them and my teammate finished them all off before they even got to plant

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48330513]effort

as in it nuked this

but hey turns out it might not be ESEA

might be CSGO itself but thats why double configs exist[/QUOTE]

lpkane is a stupid asshole with no regard for his playerbase but I don't see why they'd remove aliases. It's probably on your end.

[R.M.T.B.]

So I got this out of a case unboxing
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/439450841570866925/7FD1774CCFF2446364EBF4556113EA34E893DD0E/[/t]
Not bad (FN btw)

[4444]

Do you get the popup thing when a guy you reported for griefing gets banned? I've reported a lot of them and never seen one.

[Creeper]

We win 3 rounds on CT side, trying as hard as possible. Give up by side switch and play dumb as possible T side to end the game quickly. Then we somehow win 9 rounds in a row using autoshotty and dak while being a player down. CS is weird

[Banned?]

I finally played a game where I was like "What is my team DOING??" Reloading after two shots while under fire, bad movement, bad positioning, not saving or eco buying properly, people buying AUG's before armor (thus having no armor), not watching the minimap for people being picked off from behind, it was awful.

[ashxu]

does it give you a notification when you derank or do you just have to notice your rank is lower?

[editline]31st July 2015[/editline]

only took 3 losses and a draw to derank :I

[Reagy]

[QUOTE=ashxu;48337120]does it give you a notification when you derank or do you just have to notice your rank is lower?

[editline]31st July 2015[/editline]

only took 3 losses and a draw to derank :I[/QUOTE]

No notice, you only know when entering back to the menu.

[greenbandit]

Woo I'm now double ak! Slowly but surely making my way up the ladder.

[josco]

Congrats! Double AK was where I drew the line. I was giving it pretty much 100% effort and losing most close encounters, rarely doing better than 3rd on my team. So I'm coasting in MG2 for now. :v:

[ashxu]

did anyone else have to add

bind "v" "+jumpthrow"

to their config.cfg on top of adding the jumpthrow script parameters to autoexec.cfg?

It only works if I do it this way.

[Hergan5]

[QUOTE=ashxu;48337580]did anyone else have to add

bind "v" "+jumpthrow"

to their config.cfg on top of adding the jumpthrow script parameters to autoexec.cfg?

It only works if I do it this way.[/QUOTE]

Yea, I added the bind to autoexec and it didn't worked, but I haven't tried putting the bind in config.cfg. I know that CS:GO loads autoexec first and loads config.cfg then, maybe that's the case? Overlapping binds?