Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[TheHatter]

Is "sniff some petrol" a common australian insult? For some reason I got matched with a few aussies a couple of times and they all said that to me

[Reagy]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48352178]You should make zoo, everyone I played with only knows: B and A.[/QUOTE]

[t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/reag/2015-08-02_05-22-52.png[/t]

Zoo is a hard one to do because of the dual layering of B site, and the fact its such a new map.
However this is some of the callouts I know and use.

[Galen]

leveling up is so fucking slow holy shit i thought deathmatch was supposed to be the best exp giver

i got second place and a grand total of 68 exp what the fuck

[MisterVantes]

[QUOTE=Galen;48352395]leveling up is so fucking slow holy shit i thought deathmatch was supposed to be the best exp giver

i got second place and a grand total of 68 exp what the fuck[/QUOTE]

Best way to level up is to play Arms race. Or you could buy the operation and do the missions.

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=Reagy;48352380][t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/reag/2015-08-02_05-22-52.png[/t]

Zoo is a hard one to do because of the dual layering of B site, and the fact its such a new map.
However this is some of the callouts I know and use.[/QUOTE]

i've heard upper lion path being called banana, lower lion path as meerkat, and tunnels/mid as connector.

[Bumrang]

[QUOTE=Cronos Dage;48352273][img]http://i.imgur.com/52s1Dca.png[/img]

you actually get less XP doing the operation than you would from competitive :([/QUOTE]

woah shit i played against that LUL guy a few days ago

[editline]1st August 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=Vantes14;48352426]Best way to level up is to play Arms race. Or you could buy the operation and do the missions.[/QUOTE]

wrong, casual gives you the most XP provided that you're good.

I've tested each mode and casual gives far more XP than any other, including dm.

[Altimor]

I'm pretty sure demolition gives the fastest XP.

[Bumrang]

[QUOTE=Altimor;48352472]I'm pretty sure demolition gives the fastest XP.[/QUOTE]

not from my experience

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=Bumrang;48352520]not from my experience[/QUOTE]

It might be because I wasn't suffering as much as I was in casual. The standard maps are unplayable in 10v10.

[Bumrang]

[QUOTE=Altimor;48352537]It might be because I wasn't suffering as much as I was in casual. The standard maps are unplayable in 10v10.[/QUOTE]

what i did was full rush a spot with mp7/flash every round and getting a few kills or just sat a corner with ak/m4 and waited for people to push, only way to handle a 10v10

[TheHatter]

Some guy I played a few games with on my alt got overwatched a few rounds into our 3rd game. He said he was using unity

[:3c]

[QUOTE=Reagy;48352145][t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/reag/2015-08-02_04-39-10.jpg[/t]

Should I do more of these and make a whole archive or no?[/QUOTE]

These are probably different because you play on European servers but your B site default is incorrect.

[alexglitch]

So I decided to buy 1 key with my last 3 buck. Guess what happens?

[t]http://i.imgur.com/sPtm3wU.jpg[/t]

Anyone have any idea how much does this worth?

[greenbandit]

awesome catch

[BiN4RY]

[QUOTE=alexglitch;48353220]So I decided to buy 1 key with my last 3 buck. Guess what happens?

[t]http://i.imgur.com/sPtm3wU.jpg[/t]

Anyone have any idea how much does this worth?[/QUOTE]

it's worthless, so i'll trade you 3 sticker capsules for it.

[Hergan5]

[QUOTE=Reagy;48352380][t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/reag/2015-08-02_05-22-52.png[/t]

Zoo is a hard one to do because of the dual layering of B site, and the fact its such a new map.
However this is some of the callouts I know and use.[/QUOTE]

Are you going to make those are in-game overviews? You know, radar map.

[gbx]

So this 4 stack I'm in is looking for a 5th. Eventually someone literally goes "lets just start mate it's not like 1 russian can ruin the game lol". We lose the first pistol round, commence the 'CYKA NOOB TEAM BLYET KICK ME'.

5 rounds of enraged Russian teamkilling and griefing later we kick him and lose the game.

It's not even a joke anymore, Russia needs its own server so badly. It's genuinely ruining the game for the rest of Europe.

[Creec]

[QUOTE=idiot;48354259]So this 4 stack I'm in is looking for a 5th. Eventually someone literally goes "lets just start mate it's not like 1 russian can ruin the game lol". We lose the first pistol round, commence the 'CYKA NOOB TEAM BLYET KICK ME'.

5 rounds of enraged Russian teamkilling and griefing later we kick him and lose the game.

It's not even a joke anymore, Russia needs its own server so badly. It's genuinely ruining the game for the rest of Europe.[/QUOTE]

Problem is that russians themselves don't want to play with those russians, so they will endup joining games for the rest of eu.

[VintageCat]

[QUOTE=Januzuzu;48350553]Prefixing any point of interest with "that fucking" or "that gay ass" always improves the clarity of the callout. Tested and proven in action.[/QUOTE]
It's always fun to make your own callouts with friends. You know that hole between jungle and CT spawn on Mirage? Once my buddy screamed "I'M GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS" when someone killed him from behind there, so from now we always call it "a whole where you get fucked in the ass". Also we call the corner between car and apartment "uncheckable place", because [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BETFiBxbEs"]this[/URL], [sp]even though it's always being checked past MG2[/sp]

[gbx]

I wouldn't even mind if Valve just jacked up the price of CSGO or something. Every time I check a toxic Russian's account they always just have CSGO and maybe 1 or 2 other cheap games so I assume they're from some hardcore impoverished neighbourhood where being a loudmouthed fuckhead is required. Those people are incompatible with normal people.

[Хум]

[QUOTE=idiot;48354259]So this 4 stack I'm in is looking for a 5th. Eventually someone literally goes "lets just start mate it's not like 1 russian can ruin the game lol". We lose the first pistol round, commence the 'CYKA NOOB TEAM BLYET KICK ME'.

5 rounds of enraged Russian teamkilling and griefing later we kick him and lose the game.

It's not even a joke anymore, Russia needs its own server so badly. It's genuinely ruining the game for the rest of Europe.[/QUOTE]

This is why US is so great.

[Xaphoon]

[QUOTE=HumbleTH;48354394]This is why US is so great.[/QUOTE]

I feel like everybody in NA is really passive aggressive. We tend not to completely ruin games but we're dicks and will do our best to make team morale crater with our witty sarcasm and depressed tones of voice.

[DatGuyTher]

-snip-
nvm

[gvazdas]

[QUOTE=idiot;48354317]I wouldn't even mind if Valve just jacked up the price of CSGO or something. Every time I check a toxic Russian's account they always just have CSGO and maybe 1 or 2 other cheap games so I assume they're from some hardcore impoverished neighbourhood where being a loudmouthed fuckhead is required. Those people are incompatible with normal people.[/QUOTE]
As someone who plays only solo queue MM in eastern European servers: the only reason Russians are being dicks to you is because you're being a provocative asshole, with some exceptions here and there. I have a hunch that Russians aren't the only people that dislike you. If you don't act like a dick to people, people will do the same.

[Corn]

Can anyone tell me how exactly do I sell skins for real money without getting ripped off?

[rsk_]

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;48354732]Can anyone tell me how exactly do I sell skins for real money without getting ripped off?[/QUOTE]

OPSkins.com

[RandomGamer342]

[QUOTE=Gvazdas;48354565]As someone who plays only solo queue MM in eastern European servers: the only reason Russians are being dicks to you is because you're being a provocative asshole, with some exceptions here and there. I have a hunch that Russians aren't the only people that dislike you. If you don't act like a dick to people, people will do the same.[/QUOTE]

This isn't universally true at all, don't kid yourself. Yeah, it's true people are gonna act like assholes if people act like provocative assholes to them, but that doesn't mean that's the explanation for every "toxic russian/pole/etc" story.

CS:GO is simply filled with a bunch of toxic people regardless of nationality. Acting provocatively isn't gonna help, but you could be a paragon of team morale and still get people that'll say "yeah we've got ameritards on our team instead of russians, let's throw this" in warmup, or MM pros that will blame their team from the first round until they get kicked from their 3 - 1 - 19 depths of the scoreboard, or griefers blocking and throwing the bomb away

[editline]2nd August 2015[/editline]

I know anecdotes suck, but i've had significantly more toxic people on my team from any nationality connecting to the Stockholm (Eastern European) servers talking shit in their own language expecting no one to understand them, compared to cool people and premades trying to be teamplayers or overcoming language barriers.

[Januzuzu]

14 loss streak with 5 of them being against boosters, 4 against wallers, one against a spinbotter, 2 against triggerbots and 2 against GE smurfs.

Gotta love MM.

[Teippi]

How can you guys encounter spinbotters or wallers so frequently? I've only had 2-3 wallhackers on my 480hr account

[gvazdas]

[QUOTE=RandomGamer342;48354844]This isn't universally true at all, don't kid yourself.[/QUOTE]
Yeah no kidding, it's a popular online video game. There's always going to be toxic assholes who will ruin your games no matter what you do, I just assumed stating something this obvious would be pointless. From experience though, I know that not being a dick always increases your chances of actually enjoying a game with completely random people you've never met before. Being an asshole to people provokes other people being an asshole to you, doesn't matter if they speak your language or not. However, I've played solo queue MM in high ELO games (LEM-GE) so I guess the people there are completely different compared to something like novas and master guardians.