Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[Monkah]

[QUOTE=ExtReMLapin;47973187]80-100$

What the hell, i bought my M9 Bayonet (With the sheath) 40€ (A real one, not a Made in china/CSGO one)

That's some expensive paint :v:[/QUOTE]
I'd imagine that some of them take a while to make. And effort.

[igamiwarr]

[QUOTE=Firespray;47973256]Today has been a good day. Fnatic has won me some skins (the cerberus, the knife in requested turns, and the knife at the top right in requested)
[t]http://i.imgur.com/nrM4rPo.png[/t][/QUOTE]

Can't wait to use my max bet skins when I can trade them, I won six Asiimovs today but they are tanking hard on the market. I had no idea people bet knives like that on underdogs.

[Guardbuddy]

[QUOTE=igamiwarr;47973398]Can't wait to use my max bet skins when I can trade them, I won six Asiimovs today but they are tanking hard on the market. I had no idea people bet knives like that on underdogs.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, not too often will they bet knives. But I think in this case they had some strong fanbases (NiP, NaVi) compared to some no name teams. And yep, once you can maxbet, it is wonderful.

[TheLocoMofo]

Having a knife is fun because you get to fuck with all the randoms that add you to scam. Was gonna keep saying "brb ______" every 5 minutes but he caught on too quickly. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/hey_captain[/url] If you want to report.

[QUOTE]Bonktastic: Hi
PikaPika: Hi u can play 1 game for my team?
Bonktastic: cant right now busy in like 10 mins
Bonktastic: but why me lol
PikaPika: kk
PikaPika: why not? just need 1
Bonktastic: cuz
Bonktastic: i've never met you before
Bonktastic: how did you find me haha
PikaPika: bro tournament prize pool $400 need 1 player
Bonktastic: ok fine
Bonktastic: how do i play
PikaPika: inv u
PikaPika: ready?
Bonktastic: yaya
Bonktastic: o snap i cant join
PikaPika: why?
Bonktastic: asuswire anticheat not working
Bonktastic: or something
PikaPika: server protection
PikaPika: just turn on the anti cheat
PikaPika: and connect
Bonktastic: how
PikaPika: you have the anti cheat?
Bonktastic: no
PikaPika: take here [url]http://www.asuswire.com[/url] turn on the anti cheat and connect
Bonktastic: ok ok cool thanks
Bonktastic: how i go here
PikaPika: just turn on the anti cheat and connec
Bonktastic: what anti cheat
PikaPika: omg
PikaPika: [url]http://www.asuswire.com[/url]
Bonktastic: why do i need anti cheat
Bonktastic: i dont cheat
Bonktastic: :(
PikaPika: for fair play in the tournament need anti cheat
PikaPika: dude u play or no?
Bonktastic: ohhhh ok ya ya ya
Bonktastic: i know what u mean
Bonktastic: when does match start
Bonktastic: this is hard
Bonktastic: might take a while
Bonktastic: sry
PikaPika: 20 min
Bonktastic: oh
Bonktastic: damn
Bonktastic: brb pizza's here
PikaPika: fuck u
Bonktastic: HAHA
PikaPika: bb
Bonktastic: fuck off retard
[/QUOTE]

[gordonfroman]

[video=youtube;q0zFeeiGIYg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0zFeeiGIYg[/video]

Pro as fuck ninja defuse.

[BloodRaven417]

Well... I just ranked up, feels very nice, my very first rankup
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/32996602944910727/E522B1AE3654E4762DB20CAF2D870ED559D2E63C/[/t]
[sp]I noted it didn't say something like "You are now in a higher skill group" like before all the XP stuff got into the game[/sp]

Also, a mission had me playing Season before that, 18 min queue... I don't get it, it's a nice map, I really like it

[Silverthing]

-snip- bad reading x1

[NateLB]

So, I thought all bayonet fades were more or less the same.
So when I unboxed mine, I sold it for the max price steam allows, $400, I got like... $330~ actual.

Yet I saw someone with the same knife that didn't look as good....
This was his knife
[URL="http://cubeupload.com/im/Resfan/46grDX.jpg"][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/t/46grDX.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
This was my knife.
[URL="http://cubeupload.com/im/Resfan/fSI96Z.jpg"][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/t/fSI96Z.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://cubeupload.com/im/Resfan/awBynK.jpg"][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/t/awBynK.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://cubeupload.com/im/Resfan/yAwaRU.jpg"][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/t/yAwaRU.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Did I screw myself for selling it for $400? Or is it even really that much more special than the other guys? (it seems to cover more of the knife with the fade)

On a somewhat related and somewhat not related note.

[URL=http://cubeupload.com/im/Resfan/ZePoiC.png][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/t/ZePoiC.png[/IMG][/URL]
How the fuck does that happen, why does that happen, why can't I get that fucking lucky?
How do you miss two zeros?

-edit-

[URL=http://cubeupload.com/im/Resfan/9QMJ4z.png][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/t/9QMJ4z.png[/IMG][/URL]

If I did that, I would very seriously :suicide:

[Silverthing]

The fade can cover a larger or smaller amount of the knife, you can get from around 75% to 100% fade. The more faded the higher the price it will go for is, people pay maybe 5 - 10(+?) keys more than market price for a fully faded knife.

(I don't know how good yours actually is but if I was to guess, about 95%, probably worth a bit more than market)

[editline]16th June 2015[/editline]

[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/795192780504300198/B6FC34CC38207ECAC9D8903BAE4C17B8A3760B3B/[/t]

This might help

[ionuttzu]

-snip-

[Mr. Hale]

[QUOTE=NateLB;47975668]So, I thought all bayonet fades were more or less the same.
So when I unboxed mine, I sold it for the max price steam allows, $400, I got like... $330~ actual.

Yet I saw someone with the same knife that didn't look as good....
This was his knife
[URL="http://cubeupload.com/im/Resfan/46grDX.jpg"][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/t/46grDX.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
This was my knife.
[URL="http://cubeupload.com/im/Resfan/fSI96Z.jpg"][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/t/fSI96Z.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://cubeupload.com/im/Resfan/awBynK.jpg"][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/t/awBynK.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://cubeupload.com/im/Resfan/yAwaRU.jpg"][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/t/yAwaRU.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Did I screw myself for selling it for $400? Or is it even really that much more special than the other guys? (it seems to cover more of the knife with the fade)

On a somewhat related and somewhat not related note.

[URL=http://cubeupload.com/im/Resfan/ZePoiC.png][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/t/ZePoiC.png[/IMG][/URL]
How the fuck does that happen, why does that happen, why can't I get that fucking lucky?
How do you miss two zeros?

-edit-

[URL=http://cubeupload.com/im/Resfan/9QMJ4z.png][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/t/9QMJ4z.png[/IMG][/URL]

If I did that, I would very seriously :suicide:[/QUOTE]

There are market bots that'll snatch that stuff up before you even see it, so don't worry about it.

[Ferdam]

[QUOTE=rider695;47976248]There are market bots that'll snatch that stuff up before you even see it, so don't worry about it.[/QUOTE]

About these bots, I'm always curious on how can they monitor so many skins in like realtime while the Steam APIs are limited to a certain number of operations(? maybe 'uses' ?) per day ?
I mean, I'm not sure about this last thing I said exactly, but last time I read about the API I'm pretty sure there was something related to a limit amount of times you can 'request' data from Steam community/market. If this is right, how can they bypass that ?

[Skully22]

Can some good nova players help me out? For the past 60 games I've had I have been consistiently 1st 2nd or 3rd and rarely getting 4th and 5th, yet I keep losing just because the other team is getting carried or my team is terrible. My team today was 3 silver bronies singing youre a squid youre a kid, christ help me

[Frewb]

I know a huge chunk of you know this, but just incase some people are unaware:

If you guys don't know what mouse dpi you're on, then figure it out and adjust your sensitivity accordingly.
So many of my friends that were stuck in silver use the highest sensitivities of mankind without realizing it.
If you know your mouse dpi and can adjust, maybe just use 400 or 800.

[url]https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1UaM765-S515ibLyPaBtMnBz7xiao0HL5f-F1zk_CSF4/edit[/url]

As you can see, a HUGE chunk of professionals use 1 to 4 sensitivity on 400 dpi. This is 0.5 to 2 on 800 dpi.
If you're a pure wrist gamer, that doesn't mean you have to use a 2 cm/360 sensitivity.
A good example is f0rest or Hiko, very talented aimers but also use some of the highest sensitivities in professional CS:GO.

f0rest is at 3.5 on 400 dpi, that is 29.7 cm/360 on his mousepad and he is using just his wrist to play.
My friend who was hovering over Nova 3 - MG2 for months used like 8 cm/360, I gave him f0rest sensitivity and told him to stick with it and he's now an Eagle which took him a little bit less than 2 months I'd say.

Btw, use raw input. The console command is m_rawinput 1. This just uses direct inputs from your mouse instead of using windows so there's no chance of acceleration if your mouse doesn't have any.

Here's how you calculate your cm/360 if you're curious btw:
[url]http://www.funender.com/quake/mouse/index.html[/url]

[anOKcode]

Keep getting put in with Russians everytime I try to play competitive

really putting me off the game because they all seem to be utter cunts. Anyway I can change region?

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=anOKcode;47977088]Keep getting put in with Russians everytime I try to play competitive

really putting me off the game because they all seem to be utter cunts. Anyway I can change region?[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://csgo.gamebanana.com/tools/5684"]csgo matchmaking server picker[/URL]

[anOKcode]

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;47977128][URL="http://csgo.gamebanana.com/tools/5684"]csgo matchmaking server picker[/URL][/QUOTE]

i love you

[robbert^^]

[QUOTE=Frewb;47976759]I snip l[/url][/QUOTE]
I play with 1150 dpi and 1.8 sensitivity and it feels perfect. i just turnes MGE and i feel like i'm hevally under ranked because i'm usually top fragging with 30-40 kills :v:

it all comes down to how well you trained your muscle memory and if you [B]understand[/B] your mouse settings. And please, don't directly copy things from pro players. Find your own settings that is right for you.

[Monkah]

currently against three smurfs who cannot stop bragging. it's gotten to the point that they're spamming globalchat with "get wrekt silvers" and using autos.

why can't valve iplock ranks again?

[Bumrang]

[QUOTE=Monkah;47977288]currently against three smurfs who cannot stop bragging. it's gotten to the point that they're spamming globalchat with "get wrekt silvers" and using autos.

why can't valve iplock ranks again?[/QUOTE]

locking anything by ip is incredibly dumb

[josco]

I think I want to watch a pro game sometime. I've never done this for any game before, though, so I'm curious what you all use? Quick google results bring up things called ESL and faceit.

[Shogoll]

Solo queued three times after a bit of a break from the game

now deranked to GN3

wooo

some of the teams man I swear to god, had to play a match with 2 bots in it, a match where all the comms where in Chinese so I didn't know wtf was going on, and a match where one of the guys didn't listen to any comms and ran off by himself and died (often times while holding the bomb)

[Seba]

If you want to watch, go yo twitch.tv, click CSGO, and the most popular stream will generally be a tourney of some kind. You can find a schedule of matches at HLTV.org

[Mr. Hale]

[QUOTE=Most wanteD;47977571]I think I want to watch a pro game sometime. I've never done this for any game before, though, so I'm curious what you all use? Quick google results bring up things called ESL and faceit.[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://www.hltv.org"]http://www.hltv.org[/URL]
All the matches have a seperate page with info and stream links. Also a good place to look is the watch tab in the game. It has all the match VODs that were played in the ESL/dreamhack majors, and the latest ones even have commentary.

[editline]16th June 2015[/editline]

[URL="http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=215&eventid=1614"]http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=215&eventid=1614[/URL]

Also a link to all the matches for the most recent LAN tournament. Just click on the match page checkbox and pick a VOD from there.

[puduplaza]

[QUOTE=riki2cool;47875910]Does casual match you against players depending on your rank?[/QUOTE]

Hi,

I am new here..May I know can I use Steam Wallet to purchase Counter Strike: Go from Steam? This is because I purchase steam wallet card from Offgamers.com but I don't know how to use it for steam. Please help..Thank you

[Bumrang]

[QUOTE=puduplaza;47977673]Hi,

I am new here..May I know can I use Steam Wallet to purchase Counter Strike: Go from Steam? This is because I purchase steam wallet card from Offgamers.com but I don't know how to use it for steam. Please help..Thank you[/QUOTE]

you can use steam wallet to purchase anything on steam

[patches]

Just got called a hacker for the first time

damn it feels good

[Frewb]

[QUOTE=robbert^^;47977224]I play with 1150 dpi and 1.8 sensitivity and it feels perfect. i just turnes MGE and i feel like i'm hevally under ranked because i'm usually top fragging with 30-40 kills :v:

it all comes down to how well you trained your muscle memory and if you [B]understand[/B] your mouse settings. And please, don't directly copy things from pro players. Find your own settings that is right for you.[/QUOTE]

1150 on 1.8 isn't TOO fast. People go way too quick to the point where they can barely move 1 pixel at a time, which simply wouldn't work in a game like CS.
As long as your smooth, can do nice and steady shots, then your sensitivity would work.

[Micros]

[QUOTE=LaTrefle;47964647]Well think about it like this;
Overwatch needs 6 reports to have a file on someone. This was 11 before, meaning a person wouldnt get banned if he played only one match that day. But now its 6 so if you report the hackers on your team, you'll sign a file to their ban.(Assuming you dont have a masochist player on the other team)[/QUOTE]

If am not mistaken its actually 10 reports and 20 reports for 150 wins?

Ps. Sorry for late reply

[Asgard]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/KnYld93.png[/img]

What does the arrow down on the right mean?