Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[chenhonkster]

I'm randomly getting kicks for sv_pure: pak_##.vpk differs from the server

why?

[Bumrang]

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;47988338]I'm randomly getting kicks for sv_pure: pak_##.vpk differs from the server

why?[/QUOTE]

verify cache

[chenhonkster]

Oh great a cooldown. And all files succesfully validated. What the fuck is this.

[editline]17th June 2015[/editline]

valve better get their shit together

[keda009]

First competetive game of today.

Guy buys shotgun all the rounds and goes middle, says he doesn't care.
Has a Twitch link as a nickname.

I don't know man.

EDIT: Also missed possibly my biggest underdog win yet on betting becaue I tried to fix my TV.

[John Madden]

[QUOTE=Re1nhardt;47987655]Are you using the oldschool Runescape font? :v:[/QUOTE]

Not oldschool enough, it doesn't have the rounded W
Never forget A q p
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Uu7ehzz.jpg[/t]

[ottr]

i cant afford an awp skin

not to brag or anything

[alexelgeco]

Talking about skins, should i wait for the price of the mac fade to drop or buy one now?

[ottr]

If it will drop, wait if you don't need it.

Talking about skins, this guy added me and claimed my ST FULL FADE Butterfly was only worth 360€ and I should trade his shitty knife and whole inventory for it.

My knife isn't even on the market atm, and the ones that get listed are instantly sold cause it's too low. Also it's full fade so it's worth a lot more than the shitty market ones.

[Flashcat]

[QUOTE=B!N4RY;47987995]im with you

[t]http://i.imgur.com/OtZgecy.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

that has to be one of the worst floats i've ever seen

[Synavix]

The AWP | Medusa doesn't look too bad.

[chenhonkster]

i have discovered that if i listen to hotline miami 2's soundtrack at twice the volume that csgo is, i get in the murder mood

and i proceeded to fuck everyone up with ssg08 and p250

this is the most fun gimmick loadout ever

[tnk]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9fW2b5Q.png[/IMG]

guys, there are two gn4's hiding in my menu ;_;

[trefle]

Are we posting our safari meshs?
[IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/6DQzkNy.jpg[/IMG_thumb]

[ayejayjay]

Just won 16-7 with a 3v5. We had two trolls on our team who would just follow one of us and block our view, do team damage, etc. One got banned, and we kicked the other, and still pulled it through.

Nothing is impossible, thanks Shia.

[OzzyCockroach]

Rank up!

[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/b5dfd554eb9f02d8860e092ac60fdc48.png[/IMG]

:dance:

[Flashcat]

I was really not looking forward to the 10 hostage pickup mission on Assault but then I connected to a server where we all agreed to grind out the achievement and get it over with as fast as possible

thank god

[Reagy]

[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;47989707]I was really not looking forward to the 10 hostage pickup mission on Assault but then I connected to a server where we all agreed to grind out the achievement and get it over with as fast as possible

thank god[/QUOTE]

Think that's bad, I'm going the other route first.

32 rounds of overpass. MMMMMM TASTY.

[keda009]

Thanks Fnatic babeh, lost a bit over 30 euros today in yolo (stupid me) jackpot sites and they were so lovely and covered the loses.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ocN7B4z.png[/IMG]

[BiN4RY]

[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;47988698]that has to be one of the worst floats i've ever seen[/QUOTE]

And that's the only reason why I got it :v:

It's so shit, yet it looks so cool

[Mike_Tyson]

oh christ fodder has a team now
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uWEBpeE.png[/IMG]
when asked what team:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/17Lfixy.png[/IMG]
are you all hype for when he gets vac'd mid game

[Corn]

[QUOTE=OzzyCockroach;47989698]Rank up!

[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/b5dfd554eb9f02d8860e092ac60fdc48.png[/IMG]

:dance:[/QUOTE]

MG2 and MGE is pure hell

[keda009]

[QUOTE=B!N4RY;47990532]And that's the only reason why I got it :v:

It's so shit, yet it looks so cool[/QUOTE]

Tell me about it

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3kViJL3.png[/IMG]

[GladoSC]

Hello guys, I’ve got one, slightly weird request today, I’m looking for cheaters.

But first let me introduce myself. My (nick)name is SC and I’m an administrator of a Czech website about Valve games called [url]www.steampunks.cz[/url] and more importantly I write for a czech gaming magazine called SCORE.
Now to my request, I’m working on an article about cheating and hacks in online games (which is gonna be published in that magazine I mentioned) and I thought it would be cool to actually connect with some people who have experience with this kind of stuff. I’m not saying you guys are cheaters, no way, it’s just that I frequent Facepunch so I thought that I’d start my search here.
Anyway, I’m looking for people who either know something not so common about cs:go cheats or they are using them/used them. I’m not gonna judge, I’m not gonna publish nicknames if you don’t say to. I just want to talk about this stuff with someone and use it in my article. Again, I’ll name you in it if you wish but it’s not necessary, I can keep you anonymous.
If you are interested, please contact me either here on facepunch via private message or send me an e-mail to [email][e-mail][/email]. I’ll appreciate even some minor info, anything helps! Thanks in advance!

~SC

[Asgard]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5Vg7hSQ.png[/IMG]

I just owned (played averagely) in a MG1 match, so let's hope I'll get a good rank :v:

[editline]17th June 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=GladoSC;47990776]Hello guys, I’ve got one, slightly weird request today, I’m looking for cheaters.

But first let me introduce myself. My (nick)name is SC and I’m an administrator of a Czech website about Valve games called [URL="http://www.steampunks.cz"]www.steampunks.cz[/URL] and more importantly I write for a czech gaming magazine called SCORE.
Now to my request, I’m working on an article about cheating and hacks in online games (which is gonna be published in that magazine I mentioned) and I thought it would be cool to actually connect with some people who have experience with this kind of stuff. I’m not saying you guys are cheaters, no way, it’s just that I frequent Facepunch so I thought that I’d start my search here.
Anyway, I’m looking for people who either know something not so common about cs:go cheats or they are using them/used them. I’m not gonna judge, I’m not gonna publish nicknames if you don’t say to. I just want to talk about this stuff with someone and use it in my article. Again, I’ll name you in it if you wish but it’s not necessary, I can keep you anonymous.
If you are interested, please contact me either here on facepunch via private message or send me an e-mail to [EMAIL="[e-mail]"][e-mail][/EMAIL]. I’ll appreciate even some minor info, anything helps! Thanks in advance!

~SC[/QUOTE]

There's a guy on FP who's currently developing a (so-far) undetected cheat called cVision. Maybe you'd like to contact him? If you give me a sec I'll try to find his FP username

Edit, his profile is
[url]http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=299431[/url]

And his devlog is
[url]http://dev.cra0kalo.com/[/url]

[ENG.jonny]

wtf is cash rep? I'm trying to sell my Flip slaughter for IRL cash, and every single add I get is "Got cash rep?"... I reply with no as I haven't been involved with another trade involving money before, apart from the one time I got scammed. The last guy I told that to, called me 8 years old...

[Reagy]

[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;47990587]oh christ fodder has a team now
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uWEBpeE.png[/IMG]
when asked what team:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/17Lfixy.png[/IMG]
are you all hype for when he gets vac'd mid game[/QUOTE]

How the fuck has that retard got a team, actually let me reword that, how is this retard able to play ESEA or other leagues when he constantly cheats.

[tau]

[QUOTE=Reagy;47990150]Think that's bad, I'm going the other route first.

32 rounds of overpass. MMMMMM TASTY.[/QUOTE]

M4A4/AWP in bathrooms/connector with good gamesense on angles, some aim and a bit of variety in peeking and you can utterly destroy another team. I've gone 31/5 in a half vs DMGs (my own rank) doing that. Overpass is a great map.

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;47990617]MG2 and MGE is pure hell[/QUOTE]

So basically every rank ever?

[igamiwarr]

If G2 loses 2:0 to Publiclir I am going to cash out my skins because I don't understand anything anymore.

[normal boy]

<3333333333333

[IMG]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/519385854228704918/CEF2E0CCBA25BDB2EAD3F556683F088E525D09C0/[/IMG]

[editline]17th June 2015[/editline]

Also I'm on vacation now, how good are Spain pubbies?