Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[Rossy167]

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;48010304]Well then do TDM by all means. I usually tell people to go play TDM but they say you have to play Arms Race if you wanna be quick about it. I hope you don't count in your week win bonus, because that makes it seem like you get a lot more than you actually do
[/QUOTE]

40 something for winning Arms Race and around 150 for winning TDM removing the bonus.

[/B/rother]

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;48010538]So you bet on nV off-season, and against one of the more unpredictable teams being Na'Vi? I don't know what map it is, but in a BO1... I don't understand how you people keep going in betting.[/QUOTE]

its ultimately because i don't really care about skins i guess

[ashxu]

can you shoot someone through the box in lowers on dust2?

[Micros]

I've been playing CS:GO since it came out and I've really not learned all the call outs yet or I just forget them, I just said fuck it and made my own

[ottr]

I can't register on OPskins since my IP doesn't match the address apparently... Just wanted to sell my knife.

[OscarLimaEcho]

Just download a call out minimap

[blazingfly]

[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;48011641]I've been playing CS:GO since it came out and I've really not learned all the call outs yet or I just forget them, I just said fuck it and made my own[/QUOTE]

"He's under the thing!"

"What thing?!"

"Y'know, the thing!"

"Ohh, that thing."

Me and the guys I occasionally play with are terrible at comms.

[Seba]

I prefer telling teammates who've just died "yeah watch out he's right there"

[BiN4RY]

[QUOTE=keda009;48010517]Story about how I fucked up and learned a valuable lesson.

I'll make it short.

I started gambling on one of those Pot sites and in 2 days, I've had doubled my inventory.
I tried it again next day. Lost in a 50/50, tried to work it back up.. slowly. Boom lost with 80% odds

You get where the picture is going. I lost EVERYTHING.
Upside is that I didn't really have any plans with the skins and did not invest my own money.

Basically gambling is a harsh place and I only have learned a valuable lesson after I got nothing of value left.

Obviously I have regrets, though of what I could have done with the cash,even if I had no real plans for it or anything but I guess those are only excuses for myself after the loss, because who is regretting a win.

Pretty sure I'll get over it sooner or later and in the end I think it was a good thing to finally just lose everything or else its effecting my blood pressure and had to stop somewhere.[/QUOTE]

90% of the time when you post here, it seems like you have a story to tell about how you've lost gamblign recently. You should really seek professional help to stop your gambling addiction.

[OscarLimaEcho]

[QUOTE=blazingfly;48011716]"He's under the thing!"

"What thing?!"

"Y'know, the thing!"

"Ohh, that thing."

Me and the guys I occasionally play with are terrible at comms.[/QUOTE]

It's worse with A on cache when the forklift is a type of truck and the car is a pickup truck.

[Bumrang]

[QUOTE=Oscar Lima Echo;48011878]It's worse with A on cache when the forklift is a type of truck and the car is a pickup truck.[/QUOTE]

Idk i just call it fork and truck respectively

[Versten]

[QUOTE=keda009;48010517]Story about how I fucked up and learned a valuable lesson.

I'll make it short.

I started gambling on one of those Pot sites and in 2 days, I've had doubled my inventory.
I tried it again next day. Lost in a 50/50, tried to work it back up.. slowly. Boom lost with 80% odds

You get where the picture is going. I lost EVERYTHING.
Upside is that I didn't really have any plans with the skins and did not invest my own money.

Basically gambling is a harsh place and I only have learned a valuable lesson after I got nothing of value left.

Obviously I have regrets, though of what I could have done with the cash,even if I had no real plans for it or anything but I guess those are only excuses for myself after the loss, because who is regretting a win.

Pretty sure I'll get over it sooner or later and in the end I think it was a good thing to finally just lose everything or else its effecting my blood pressure and had to stop somewhere.[/QUOTE]

Gambling addiction dude. Get help.

[keda009]

Well to be honest, I can't disagree with you guys.

All I've been doing has been gambling recently. Mostly because I've been bored and that's how I decided to spend my time.

I guess Its gotten into me haha.

[Versten]

[QUOTE=keda009;48011991]Well to be honest, I can't disagree with you guys.

All I've been doing has been gambling recently. Mostly because I've been bored and that's how I decided to spend my time.

I guess Its gotten into me haha.[/QUOTE]

You'd probably spend less money just going for a joyride than gambling on CS items.

[keda009]

[QUOTE=Essante;48012034]You'd probably spend less money just going for a joyride than gambling on CS items.[/QUOTE]

I am actually about to do so, gonna take a ride to the nearest city.

And not to go offtopic.

Congratulations to EnvyUS for getting into, if not wrong, Semi-Finals?

[chenhonkster]

how 2 bet

underdogs, max 3 dollars

[ottr]

[QUOTE=Bumrang;48011944]Idk i just call it fork and truck respectively[/QUOTE]

what if they're on both

"fork, truck!"

"wtf why didnt u say he was car u noob"

[editline]20th June 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48012054]how 2 bet

underdogs, max 3 dollars[/QUOTE]

no, always bet in percentages

[Flashcat]

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48012054]how 2 bet

underdogs, max 3 dollars[/QUOTE]

how 2 bet

15 dollars on G2 (14%) vs Navi (86%)

G2 wins

free 90 bucks

ty

[NateLB]

Go 32-15 on mirage, feeling awesome, did good, go cache, end 9-24 fucking couldn't kill shit and usually only had 1 hit per target yet I was randy dinked each time I saw someone.

Fuck my life.

[tau]

[QUOTE=keda009;48010517]Story about how I fucked up and learned a valuable lesson.

I'll make it short.

I started gambling on one of those Pot sites and in 2 days, I've had doubled my inventory.
I tried it again next day. Lost in a 50/50, tried to work it back up.. slowly. Boom lost with 80% odds

You get where the picture is going. I lost EVERYTHING.
Upside is that I didn't really have any plans with the skins and did not invest my own money.

Basically gambling is a harsh place and I only have learned a valuable lesson after I got nothing of value left.

Obviously I have regrets, though of what I could have done with the cash,even if I had no real plans for it or anything but I guess those are only excuses for myself after the loss, because who is regretting a win.

Pretty sure I'll get over it sooner or later and in the end I think it was a good thing to finally just lose everything or else its effecting my blood pressure and had to stop somewhere.[/QUOTE]

Your average winnings off of those sites is winnings=0-(provider's cut). If you end up ahead off them, just stop. Keeping on playing will always result in you tending to get 0 out of it.

Posted before but the maths if you want it is:

Average winnings = [winnings]*[chance of winnings]-[lost]*[chance of loss]

Call the pool p
Call your input i

your winnings are p-i
your chance of winning is i/p
your losses are i
your chance of losing is (p-i)/p

therefore

Average winnings =[p-i]*[i/p]-[i]*[(p-i)/p]
=(pi-i^2)p-(pi-i^2)/p
=0

Seen as the provider takes some cut of the prize pool to make money, you actually win less than suggested so you'll always lose money, and if you are above the start money, you really should stop right there.

[OscarLimaEcho]

[QUOTE=Bumrang;48011944]Idk i just call it fork and truck respectively[/QUOTE]

Yeah in America that makes perfect sense, but in a lot of germanium languages forklift is a fork truck, so there's a lot of "truck" and "no the other truck".

[ottr]

Should I trade my full fade ST butterfly fade for a stattrak karambit night MW?

[editline]21st June 2015[/editline]

I am not very good at knife values at this level

[editline]21st June 2015[/editline]

What would you value them both at? Idfk what to ask for my butterfly. Is 350 too much? Should I set the price at 310 and the buyout at 350? I just wanna get out really

[TheSyntaX]

What's better to spend 5.50 on?

2 Keys and open two cases or operation bloodhound?
I mean which will grant me better/more skins?

[ottr]

Oh and get some profit, I bought this knife for 4400 SEK so that shouldn't be too hard

[editline]21st June 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48013861]What's better to spend 5.50 on?

2 Keys and open two cases or operation bloodhound?
I mean which will grant me better/more skins?[/QUOTE]

wow you ruined my edit spam

buy keys, bet keys on games

[TheSyntaX]

Yeah I bought operation pass, holy shit I am actually enjoying these missions/challanges.

[Fr3ddi3]

So iv'e been watching through some of my matches recently, i normally do anyway just to see where i done gone fucked up so i can avoid doing it next time. But just recently iv'e started to notice that some of my behavior combined with stupid dumb luck does not half make me look like I'm walling, When the site is covered and I'm planting i tend to look in the direction i intend to cover which means I'm looking right into the box and it really does look like I'm tracking the enemy team through walls and as a result i pick up the kills on guys that approach that way, then there's other shit like spamming shots through smoke and getting kills, i throw random 'panic' (more of an educated guess at where an enemy might be) grenades and it just so happens an enemy is there to be held back momenteraliy and they back off so i swap angles then just as they move out I'm 'watching' them again and get the kill, and my timing in changing the angle I'm covering is stupidly successful, just now was covering mid from window when i realized i hadn't looked at site in a while and i shit you not i span around aiming on the guys head through the wall standing just outside the tunnel and walked out to nail the guy in nano seconds without any of that 'panic' fire that you see people do, it's one of those instances where if i watch watching it i'd say the guy was so confident of getting the kill that he's so casual about it.

It's games like that where I'm coincidentally the top fragger with this insane luck that some guy on the other team is calling hacks. And i gotta be honest, Overwatch has me a little paranoid.

Does anybody else feel this way sometimes?

Every time i'm called a hacker i watch the demo back and see various instances where if it was another player I'd say there was suspicious shit going on.

[Micros]

[QUOTE=blazingfly;48011716]"He's under the thing!"

"What thing?!"

"Y'know, the thing!"

"Ohh, that thing."

Me and the guys I occasionally play with are terrible at comms.[/QUOTE]

I tend to only play with certain people so I tell them what my call outs mean and where they're and people have actually find them quite easier and better to use them when play with friends :D

[opaali]

was the m4a1 tagging fixed already? it was ridiculous last time I launched cs:go

[editline]21st June 2015[/editline]

get hit in the leg with m4a1 HELP I CAN'T FUCKING MOVE

[tau]

[QUOTE=Fr3ddi3;48014350]So iv'e been watching through some of my matches recently, i normally do anyway just to see where i done gone fucked up so i can avoid doing it next time. But just recently iv'e started to notice that some of my behavior combined with stupid dumb luck does not half make me look like I'm walling, When the site is covered and I'm planting i tend to look in the direction i intend to cover which means I'm looking right into the box and it really does look like I'm tracking the enemy team through walls and as a result i pick up the kills on guys that approach that way, then there's other shit like spamming shots through smoke and getting kills, i throw random 'panic' (more of an educated guess at where an enemy might be) grenades and it just so happens an enemy is there to be held back momenteraliy and they back off so i swap angles then just as they move out I'm 'watching' them again and get the kill, and my timing in changing the angle I'm covering is stupidly successful, just now was covering mid from window when i realized i hadn't looked at site in a while and i shit you not i span around aiming on the guys head through the wall standing just outside the tunnel and walked out to nail the guy in nano seconds without any of that 'panic' fire that you see people do, it's one of those instances where if i watch watching it i'd say the guy was so confident of getting the kill that he's so casual about it.

It's games like that where I'm coincidentally the top fragger with this insane luck that some guy on the other team is calling hacks. And i gotta be honest, Overwatch has me a little paranoid.

Does anybody else feel this way sometimes?

Every time i'm called a hacker i watch the demo back and see various instances where if it was another player I'd say there was suspicious shit going on.[/QUOTE]

I have about 2000 hours in game, and a guy I lobbied with who had wall hacks (unbeknown to me at the time of joining the game) called exactly where people were and I already knew from gamesense (I voice_enable 0'd and left skype after though, seen as I was pissed off).

Overwatch has enough eagles/globals who understand gamesense. Unless you are pro/hacking you are safe.

[Dizzlepro]

[QUOTE=Dizzlepro;48007887]so i threw £10 on steam

opened 5 cases & bam

[t]http://i.imgur.com/XDalFXg.jpg[/t]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/9HNWJ9P.jpg[/t]

sold it for £115

now im stuck between the below

1. buy 60 keys opens cases & maybe get another knife or two
2. buy keys, wait a week & sell them on opskins for cash
3. wait till last day of sale & buy a ton of games which ill never play[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fr3ddi3;48008033]Mate you are £105 better off than you was before you opened that case, go with 3 or lose it all on shit 0.03p skins.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Reagy;48007912]Fuck the Assault hostage pickup mission so much.

[editline]20th June 2015[/editline]

2 or 3, never 1.[/QUOTE]

i tried to but........................ well............

[t]http://i.imgur.com/rDT3Ajr.jpg[/t]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/Zjz4S47.jpg[/t]

two knives in 2 days