Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[credesniper]

Four quened(how is this word spelled in the past tense?) off of people I just met in a mumble I frequent.
Two matches 16-5 (19-2-12) and 16-2 (16-4-8). The 2nd game they got their wins within the first five rounds so just imagine losing 13 rounds straight with an average of 2+ guys alive on the enemy side.

[Owlex]

I'm so happy. I unboxed my first knife on Tuesday, a field tested, stattrak, falchion knife, crimson web pattern.

[Synavix]

[QUOTE=Tall Russian;48039038]I'm so happy. I unboxed my first knife on Tuesday, a field tested, stattrak, falchion knife, crimson web pattern.[/QUOTE]

Picture? I always like looking at others' knives.

[Ferdam]

[QUOTE=Synavix;48039045]Picture? I always like looking at others' knives.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/iAFur/ebf4994425.jpg[/IMG]

I was also curious so I checked his inventory.

[garbage ellie]

damn, falchions look badass.

[EddieLTU]

ayy now i'm on 6 comp win streak
thank you EU east server

[Zakuvo99]

So I had final exams and for 2 weeks i couldn't open my PC, so i couldn't play CSGO.
This was the first match I played after my exams... Eventually I was a little rusty so we lost the game.
But I think that round in the video below will boost me for the other games...
[media] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJomR6s0DQc&feature=youtu.be[/url] [/media]

[normal boy]

[QUOTE=Naught;48039151]damn, falchions look badass.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, sadly it's ruined by that awful drawing animation.

[ottr]

[video=youtube;IO0bKwzzM_Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO0bKwzzM_Q[/video]

wow wtf

[Xaphoon]

[QUOTE=Naught;48039151]damn, falchions look badass.[/QUOTE]

They've grown on me a little bit. Still don't love them, but they're alright. Default is my favorite by far though, which isn't true of any other knife for me.

[Jericho_Rus]

speaking of falchions: if i've spent 360$ in total on unboxing in cs without getting a knife does it make sense to just buy one or spend the same amount of money to unbox even more?

[sp]i know im a retard dont hit me please[/sp]

[gk99]

[QUOTE=AeroSinthetic;48039982]They've grown on me a little bit. Still don't love them, but they're alright. Default is my favorite by far though, which isn't true of any other knife for me.[/QUOTE]

If I don't get a Butterfly, I want a M9 Bayonet. They're simple and also awesome.

[editline]24th June 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;48039941][video=youtube;IO0bKwzzM_Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO0bKwzzM_Q[/video]

wow wtf[/QUOTE]

This is exactly the shit I was complaining about last page :v:

[Flashcat]

[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;48040302]speaking of falchions: if i've spent 360$ in total on unboxing in cs without getting a knife does it make sense to just buy one or spend the same amount of money to unbox even more?

[sp]i know im a retard dont hit me please[/sp][/QUOTE]

I've seen people unbox 1000$ in one sitting without getting a knife
I've seen people unbox 10$ and get a knife

It's basically just gambling. Even IF you get a knife you can still get something shitty like a Field-Tested Boreal Forest.

If you want a specific, nice looking knife I'd say just buy it if you care about it that much.

[Iseya]

[video=youtube;tYu_pEgRHlY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYu_pEgRHlY[/video]
man i suck at this game
rank is gold nova master

[Flumbooze]

[QUOTE=Iseya;48040373][video=youtube;tYu_pEgRHlY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYu_pEgRHlY[/video]
man i suck at this game
rank is gold nova master[/QUOTE]

You're like those hot girls posting pictures on facebook, with the caption "Oh my god I'm so ugly!". You won that round, it wasn't that bad. Holy shit.

[gk99]

[QUOTE=Iseya;48040373][video=youtube;tYu_pEgRHlY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYu_pEgRHlY[/video]
man i suck at this game
rank is gold nova master[/QUOTE]

Didn't buy a kit literally the worst.

[HSF]

[QUOTE=Iseya;48040373][video=youtube;tYu_pEgRHlY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYu_pEgRHlY[/video]
man i suck at this game
rank is gold nova master[/QUOTE]

im sorry but what the fuck is the enemy team doing? I mean i got a headache just by looking at what they bought

[VintageCat]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48040576][t]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JNPpuxCow5A/VYqoyYF1ApI/AAAAAAAAFCs/PyTVlBkWZp8/s0/2015-06-25_00001.jpg[/t]

fuck me[/QUOTE]
So why did exactly enemy team have SEM with 600 ping?

[Reagy]

[QUOTE=VintageCat;48040726]So why did exactly enemy team have SEM with 600 ping?[/QUOTE]

He got 8 kills, I'll say that's good for 600+ ping and SEM. :v:

[TheSyntaX]

I keep getting random CS GO card drops even though steam says no drops remaining.
Whats that about?

[Plaster]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48040899]I keep getting random CS GO card drops even though steam says no drops remaining.
Whats that about?[/QUOTE]

If you buy stuff ingame you will get cards every 10$ you spend

[Fr3ddi3]

Oh good today is the day i can rank up and get another bloodhound drop. I wonder what shit i'll get this time, i hope it's not another sage spray ...

Fan-Fucking-Tastic, my 5th fucking field tested sage spray sawed off of the operation. Come the fuck on at least give me a shit skin for a different bloody gun.

[Reagy]

[t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1435183419.jpg[/t] [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1435187026.jpg[/t]

Oh moe... :v:

[editline]24th June 2015[/editline]

And he does another 10, gets another Koi. :suicide:

[Plaster]

So I've just played a game, did win but then this showed up.
[IMG]http://a.uguu.se/jpbslt_2015-06-24_18-35-46.png[/IMG]
My teammate who I played with got banned for 2 hours.

[editline]24th June 2015[/editline]

I mean all we did was kick one guy who was afk

[Skully22]

[QUOTE=Reagy;48041606][t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1435183419.jpg[/t] [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1435187026.jpg[/t]

Oh moe... :v:

[editline]24th June 2015[/editline]

And he does another 10, gets another Koi. :suicide:[/QUOTE]

He could have feed Africa and Asia with all those awps

[ColdAsRice]

Could one of you fine denizens of the thread take a look at my latest tie and give me some tactical advice? kthnxbye

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-ktPOG-cu6t5-XzQcz-DcSRx-BfhLJ

[tau]

Kaleidescoop, you're very funny :v:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/00Ut43I.png[/img]

[Dizzlepro]

[QUOTE=Dizzlepro;48007887]so i threw £10 on steam

opened 5 cases & bam

[t]http://i.imgur.com/XDalFXg.jpg[/t]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/9HNWJ9P.jpg[/t]

sold it for £115

now im stuck between the below

1. buy 60 keys opens cases & maybe get another knife or two
2. buy keys, wait a week & sell them on opskins for cash
3. wait till last day of sale & buy a ton of games which ill never play[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dizzlepro;48014644]i tried to but........................ well............

[t]http://i.imgur.com/rDT3Ajr.jpg[/t]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/Zjz4S47.jpg[/t]

two knives in 2 days[/QUOTE]

sorry guys

[t]http://i.imgur.com/RMtiibg.jpg[/t]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/HgVdUKv.jpg[/t]

3 this week

[I]and no i am not affiliated with Steam or Valve[/I]

[VODKAH]

I'm so fucking jealous right now.

[Teippi]

[QUOTE=Dizzlepro;48041968]sorry guys

[t]http://i.imgur.com/RMtiibg.jpg[/t]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/HgVdUKv.jpg[/t]

3 this week

[I]and no i am not affiliated with Steam or Valve[/I][/QUOTE]

Why aren't you at the casino already.