Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"
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It's fucking 4 AM and I am sitting here, listening to CS GO music kits on youtube.
The ones I like the most are: Desert Fire and Feed me - High Noon.
Just got to level 3 and this was my first competitive match on my new account
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[QUOTE=Dizzlepro;48041968]
3 this week
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Don't mind me, just gonna go uncrate some storm skins from the Falchion case.
I know 2 people currently irl who had their steam inventories wiped via phishing links and it's really hard for me to give them any sympathy because it's 2015 and dudes are still falling for this shit.
My last game for today
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I'm fucking loving the P90
This is a huge bullshit - my internet hardly fails, so this rare occurrence caused me not to get enough time to reconnect in 3 minutes making me receive a cooldown, which is stupid. Why can't you reconnect past 3 minutes ? I mean, I'm ok if they want to give me a matchmaking cooldown/ban, but at least let me get back to the match I left whenever I restore my connection so I can try help my team even if it's late.
It could be just like Dota 2 (and also many other features could be like Dota 2).
Finally ranked up again, got my drop, so excited, I got a brand spanking new P90 storm!
I also got an AWP ace in a 100% LE match, we lost to a guy that had insanely perfect timing for peeking though (suspect walls), trying to download the match but keeps saying "hur corrupt" as soon as I hit download.
hell yea i will soon escape the silvers, ranked up to SEM
If any of you trading fellas want to sell me 10 keys via paypal, add me
[QUOTE=Fr3ddi3;48044908]Sadly my 5man are currently living in Dota2 land which i have no interest in and i can't drag them away, every night is the same story, "we'll play CS later if you're about", 6 hours later still playing Dota, sigh. This normally happens every couple of months but this time it's really annoying me cause iv'e got into somewhat of a groove these past couple of weeks back and i want to continue my progress without just stopping for a month. But that puts me at the mercy of playing with the matchmaking god and while he's been kind enough to give me good teammates, none of them speaking a damn work of english. I'm like the tag along lurk player only it's not by coice, just all i'm able to offer these teams. At the same time most of the enlgish speaking players iv'e encountered end up being right dicks when losing so i'm reluctant to add people off a win even if they are good at the game.[/QUOTE]
What rank are you? Feel free to add me, we could probably get a full party going.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;48044346]That's why I like being NA, because 99% of the time you can at least speak the same language of most of the people you're with.[/QUOTE]
I'm in Europe but sometimes queue with friends in America, when I do it feels so refreshing to be able to understand your teammates
Even though 4/5 times the 1 rando is a 12 year old who buys nothing but deagles and refuses to drop guns while at 16k
I've been promoteeeeed!
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/622969238670971945/5917BC584970F11BC165E118F04E1A3A799E4FD2/[/t]
[editline]25th June 2015[/editline]
Also, FUCK the hostage escort mission. Assault is punisment on it's own but trying to play the objective, which is practically impossible with Ts being able to hide themselves practically up your asshole, is equal to self-harming.
And I am pretty sure that anyone who already did the mission is now just siding with Ts so he can give hell to people still trying to complete it.
magazine dick
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Does anyone have a Desert Eagle with Stattrack ?
I wonder how it looks like.
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1472739[/url] CSGO tournament :) Facepunchers only, all ranks and regions welcome sign up info in thread.
Also somehow I managed to survive getting tased. Didn't know that was possible at all and cost me an easy kill on that guy because I was completely stunned by this.
[t]http://puu.sh/iCcNb/00aaf3d79c.jpg[/t]
I don't get it.
In a game against two MG2s and three MGs, I get 13 kills in 20 rounds ( queueing with two LEs, an MG, and a GN4 as a GN3 ), while in a game full of GN3s, I get 3 more kills in 30 rounds.
What am I doing wrong?
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;48045800]Just got to level 3 and this was my first competitive match on my new account
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Congrats on ruining low ranked games by smurfing?
[QUOTE=HumbleTH;48048210]I don't get it.
In a game against two MG2s and three MGs, I get 13 kills in 20 rounds ( queueing with two LEs, an MG, and a GN4 as a GN3 ), while in a game full of GN3s, I get 3 more kills in 30 rounds.
What am I doing wrong?[/QUOTE]
Probably just variance. Nothing to look into too much. Most players at those levels are far from consistent.
[QUOTE=HumbleTH;48048210]I don't get it.
In a game against two MG2s and three MGs, I get 13 kills in 20 rounds ( queueing with two LEs, an MG, and a GN4 as a GN3 ), while in a game full of GN3s, I get 3 more kills in 30 rounds.
What am I doing wrong?[/QUOTE]
Just gonna put this out there, maybe nothing?
your kill and death ratio is not an indicator of your skill. Most of the time I roll as a support, i smoke and flash players out, block of pushes just by my presence and just generally play a utility role picking up the odd kill or 2 while planting a bomb or when needed i bait / trade with an enemy player, I share my money out to enable others to kill for me and provide calls to help my team. They get the kills while i give them handicaps to aid them, I also watch angles for a possible flanker that might never come while they all take a bomb site without having to worry about whats behind them and so on and so on . So long as my team gets to 16 wins that's all that matters at the end of the day. You don't get points for it but that does not mean you've been useless, as one of my global friends put it, one well timed / placed smoke can win a round even if you did'nt do anything else.
As for the skill differnces, ranks can lie, smurfs, hackers, premades verses randoms. Or just gennerally better players than you. Ignore it to be honest.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/SfGTpaI.jpg[/t]
We got smashed by some SMFC smurfs, but I got a Minimal Wear Nitro so who's the real winner.
[editline]25th June 2015[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1bJY2O-gzo[/media]
From the same game, but not that impressive I know. (It's really poor quality)
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48047962]Also somehow I managed to survive getting tased. Didn't know that was possible at all and cost me an easy kill on that guy because I was completely stunned by this.
[t]http://puu.sh/iCcNb/00aaf3d79c.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
The Zeus actually has a small range within which it does less than 100 damage; I don't like that feature, it's a huge slap to the face if you do 99 in 1 because oops you were 2 units too far
should i keep on unlocking cases? im getting jackshit but i feel like im reaching to a knife.
I made a video a few weeks ago of me getting a couple aces and out awping the T awper on inferno with a deagle.
[video=youtube;n8-1MTY-SqM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=n8-1MTY-SqM[/video]
[QUOTE=AeroSinthetic;48048413]Probably just variance. Nothing to look into too much. Most players at those levels are far from consistent.[/QUOTE]
Seems like it. Just had a great GN3/GN4 level game, second scoring, with a smurf being first.
I finally managed to deagle
[vid]http://puu.sh/iCphm/833e734e55.webm[/vid]
[QUOTE=seba079;48048588]The Zeus actually has a small range within which it does less than 100 damage; I don't like that feature, it's a huge slap to the face if you do 99 in 1 because oops you were 2 units too far[/QUOTE]
The amount of bullshit I had with the Zeus since they updated it is unreal
[VID]http://a.uguu.se/gddsiw_2015-06-25_18-50-30.webm[/VID]
Why would you use the zeus just get a p250 holy fuck.
[editline]25th June 2015[/editline]
Actually you should get a 5-7 because it is actually the most op piece of shit in the entire universe but i digress.
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