Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[Flashcat]

russian: "flash cat give me your awp noob"
me: "no... why would i"
russian: "give awp or i kill you fucking [i]knoob[/i]"
me: "act normal"

russian proceeds to kill me because i didn't give him my awp and then died with it

russian in allchat: "omfg my team is fucking noobs"

I want to slit my wrists after games like these

[Altimor]

[url]https://twitter.com/Kinguin_ScreaM/status/607502183869771776[/url]

ScreaM's alt got overwatched. Will this make Valve finally increase the update rate on MM GOTV? Probably not.

[Katsuie]

This game has turned me into a racist

[Fr3ddi3]

[QUOTE=riki2cool;47898910]The fact that you have to play through the whole game to cash in your mission progress is the main culprit here.

That and the entire casual player-base instantly mashing F1 as soon as the vote-kick prompt appears just to get rid of it.[/QUOTE]

It's not only that though, the one I'm doing right now is the deal damage with the scout in casual games. I'm having to not use the AWP or the Auto's even though i can buy like 3 of them, not use my pistol ever even when it will take 1 shot anywhere to finish of my opponent, not go to go with or plant the bomb, im also having to go away from my teammates to ensure i find enemies to shoot at who are not restricted to playing like a moron and have real weapons. This mission is teaching me everything that i should not be doing and it will reward me for it at the end of it all even though my team has been hammered 7 nil and i haven't got a single kill past the pistol round.

It's just complete and utter shit.

[MisterVantes]

FUCKING EAGLE.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Lz8sQCv.png[/img]

[PrivRyan]

You can use your pistol to finish off opponents. Hell, it doesn't really matter as long as you get the damage.

[EvilPengy]

[QUOTE=Vantes14;47899163]FUCKING EAGLE.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Lz8sQCv.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Why's everyone eagle on here god dammitt.

I'm still stuck in MGE hell. I will literally cry the day I see DMG pop up

[MisterVantes]

[QUOTE=EvilPengy;47899178]Why's everyone eagle on here god dammitt.

I'm still stuck in MGE hell. I will literally cry the day I see DMG pop up[/QUOTE]

Just play tons of comp. I've been MGE-DMG for far to long. I just barley reached eagle.

[Ogris]

[QUOTE=EvilPengy;47899178]Why's everyone eagle on here god dammitt.

I'm still stuck in MGE hell. I will literally cry the day I see DMG pop up[/QUOTE]

Well.... The answer to ranks is mostly to improve your game really?

[EvilPengy]

[QUOTE=Ogris;47899245]Well.... The answer to ranks is mostly to improve your game really?[/QUOTE]

I think the biggest thing I need to do is stop playing the game so tired late at night really :v:

But at MGE/DMG its just trading win, loss, win, loss... back and forth. Doesn't help that for the last three games I've played with complete arseholes

[Fr3ddi3]

[QUOTE=Ogris;47899245]Well.... The answer to ranks is mostly to improve your game really?[/QUOTE]

I'd agree, but there's a certain degree of luck involved as well. Luck being not getting matched against hackers and smurfs, or matched with greifers or throwers or not as good players. Ect. You might well be DMG level already in all but rank only, sadly you can't really do much about that except removing the horrible teammates factor by getting a pre made, but that's not easy either.

[EvilPengy]

[QUOTE=Fr3ddi3;47899368]I'd agree, but there's a certain degree of luck involved as well. Luck being not getting matched against hackers and smurfs, or matched with greifers or throwers or not as good players. Ect. You might well be DMG level already in all but rank only, sadly you can't really do much about that except removing the horrible teammates factor by getting a pre made, but that's not easy either.[/QUOTE]

Yeah and this too. Five man pre-mades on the enemy team when no one communicates at all on your own sucks balls too

Looking back at my games on the watch tab I finish within the top two/three fragger and top point scorers on my team (bar one game I finished 4th in :v:).

I've been playing better now then I ever have with CS, just tons of bad luck and the occasional terrible game

[Dawnkiller]

I hate slumps, it makes me want to destroy my arm for being so incompetent. WHY DO YOU NOT MOVE LIKE I WANT YOU TO.

[Corn]

[QUOTE=EvilPengy;47899178]Why's everyone eagle on here god dammitt.

I'm still stuck in MGE hell. I will literally cry the day I see DMG pop up[/QUOTE]

I'm MG2, but I'm still happy because I was silver 3 months ago

[JakeAM]

I hate that I constantly get called out in comp about my 2 VAC bans. If they actually looked my last ban was 2835 days ago, and yes I did attempt to hack and I was subsequently banned from CSS; but I was 13 and foolish.

Anyone else in a similar situation?

[EvilPengy]

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;47899413]I'm MG2, but I'm still happy because I was silver 3 months ago[/QUOTE]

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy with the rank I'm at, but I feel as though I've been stuck at it forever now

[igamiwarr]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47898483]So according to CSGOlounge, THIS is prize worth of 1.80€
[IMG]http://puu.sh/ifSt5/9565124c1a.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

When I bet 400 on a heavily favored match usually I only get 20-40 dollars in shit. It is totally normal when you bet for very favored teams. What do you expect when the vast majority of people bet for the favored team? These skins don't come from nowhere.

Skins also go to people who bet higher amounts first, so if your expected payout is extremely low don't expect to get anything.

[NateLB]

[QUOTE=EvilPengy;47899178]Why's everyone eagle on here god dammitt.

I'm still stuck in MGE hell. I will literally cry the day I see DMG pop up[/QUOTE]

Don't jinx yourself, I hit DMG the other day for all of 10 minutes just to be de-ranked because I DC'd in a match because my router went out.

[buhbang]

I didnt even know this was a thing [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1467776[/url]

[Seba]

Device going [i]ham[/i]; I'm loving this match so far

[Xaphoon]

[QUOTE=jung3o;47899937]I didnt even know this was a thing [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1467776[/url][/QUOTE]

It was only posted in this thread once, I believe. The games in progress subforum doesn't exactly get a lot of traffic. There's probably actually quite a few people that would like to participate that just haven't seen it.

[Breezeep]

[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;47898985]russian: "flash cat give me your awp noob"
me: "no... why would i"
russian: "give awp or i kill you fucking [i]knoob[/i]"
me: "act normal"

russian proceeds to kill me because i didn't give him my awp and then died with it

russian in allchat: "omfg my team is fucking noobs"

I want to slit my wrists after games like these[/QUOTE]

Moments like these make me wonder why there are so many Russians on this game.

[Teippi]

I'm stuck in mge too. 1 win away from Distinguished but i'm getting win,loss,win,loss all the time :l

[BoxOfFlex]

I got an AWP ace the end of half.

[url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/67402346/ShareX/2015/06/2015-06-07_15-06-32.webm]Kinda laggy cause I recorded with ShareX[/url]

[TheHatter]

The annoying thing for me is that I'm MG2 and I often play average or slightly above decent for my rank, but when I play with my DMG and LE friends I do great. I carry them on inferno all the time. Dust2 is a different story though.

[Teippi]

If you live in Europe, Dust2 is a breeding ground for russians. They lay their eggs there because it's warm and sunny

[Teippi]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47900424]Eagle/DMG isn't all heaven though.

You're gonna get pre-aimed/pre-fired to fuck in every corner.[/QUOTE]

You're supposed to pre aim corners?

[Synavix]

Are all English CSGO players the same? No joke, like seven British people I've met in competitive have micspammed the James Bond music while attempting to ninja defuse the bomb and then if successful would continue to spam binds in chat about "No tears, only memes." with lenny face variations.

I really hoped I would be exaggerating when explaining this but I'm not.

[Dawnkiller]

[QUOTE=JakeAM;47899417]I hate that I constantly get called out in comp about my 2 VAC bans. If they actually looked my last ban was 2835 days ago, and yes I did attempt to hack and I was subsequently banned from CSS; but I was 13 and foolish.

Anyone else in a similar situation?[/QUOTE]

I don't know, I would just ignore the idiots and let them go on tilt because of them. Especially when you're doing well. If you're not doing well, and getting called a "bad hacker" then block communication is a button.

[editline]7th June 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=Synavix;47900488]Are all English CSGO players the same? No joke, like seven British people I've met in competitive have micspammed the James Bond music while attempting to ninja defuse the bomb and then if successful would continue to spam binds in chat about "No tears, only memes." with lenny face variations.

I really hoped I would be exaggerating when explaining this but I'm not.[/QUOTE]

No, we're not.

[Seba]

TSM take it 3-1 against Fnatic, ggwp