Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[zenler]

Dam I've got about 400 hours and just hit le somehow.

Also a hard lesson learnt was to remove anything on steam related to skype as I got majorly msdos'd by a waller. (Inb4 crying hax; the fucker rushed mid door on dust2 as t with awp, his gun stuck through the door, then shot me.) At the end of the match, said fucker admitted to such evil acts but I was long gone, furiously masturbating my stress away.

Na jk I partied up again to play another. Eh I love and hate this stupid yet epic game.
Sometimes you'd get an awp 3hp ace, or get mowed down by a glock no armour when ur full bought

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[Mr. Hale]

[QUOTE=OzzyCockroach;48149515]Anyone here use a mouse bungee? Could you tell me if it helps with your aim at all or if it's just something that keeps the wire in control.[/QUOTE]

I used one at a friends house for a day, it didn't really make a difference to me. I just tape my mouse cable to my desk so I have enough cable to reach the edges of my mousepad and never have any problems with my cable. If I don't tape it I do get annoyed with the loose cable pushing a bit of momentum onto my mouse when doing a quick flick.

[FullofCunts]

[URL="http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fnXeAu1Ehb"]is it just me or does the nice and cheer commands on some characters sounds like they're close to reaching orgasm[/URL]

[litestrike]

[QUOTE=Knoxed;48149236]wow so esea fucktards/egofilled shitheads are now flooding cevo too[/QUOTE]

Just got esea 2 days ago. My friend has played in IM esea tf2 IM for years. I passed off his toxicity for his teammates he played with. Nope, everyone in esea is toxic as fuck I found out. Thankful ly, even if they're toxic they still play better than derankers.

Seems like I'll be testing out faceit before cevo.

Esea is cool to play with pros though. Got carried by desi at 4 am the other day.

[editline]8th July 2015[/editline]

Phone typos

[chenhonkster]

DMG finally reached

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0Ln3jGt.png[/IMG]

[Banned?]

I just topped my team scoreboard beating out a GN4. :v:

wtf my mission didn't complete though.

[skoinks]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48148732]I hate playing competitive when two people of same clan join my team.
You either get two idiots or two decent players.
I've ever encountered where two clan members one would be shit and one would be good, its' either one or another.
[/QUOTE]

So what's different from having any other two random players? They'll either both be shit, both will be good, or one will be shit and one will be good. That's an empty statement basically :v:

[:3c]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48148732]I hate playing competitive when two people of same clan join my team.
You either get two idiots or two decent players.
I've ever encountered where two clan members one would be shit and one would be good, its' either one or another.[/QUOTE]Birds of a feather flock together.

[Creec]

You know whenever i soloque there are 4 other people in my team and it's always either some of them suck or some of them are good?

[SFJellyfish]

[QUOTE=Banned?;48150046]I just topped my team scoreboard beating out a GN4. :v:

wtf my mission didn't complete though.[/QUOTE]

I think you have to actively be playing the mission. Then again maybe the mission completed and you didn't see it, have you checked your book?

[Creec]

I won't soloque anymore though because russians like to kick solo players as a "joke" no matter how you play good/bad.

[:3c]

[QUOTE=creec;48150152]I won't soloque anymore though because russians like to kick solo players as a "joke" no matter how you play good/bad.[/QUOTE]

Usually when people randomly votekick people that haven't said or done anything wrong is probably because they're angry and trying to vent their frustration.

[Banned?]

[QUOTE=SFJellyfish;48150145]I think you have to actively be playing the mission. Then again maybe the mission completed and you didn't see it, have you checked your book?[/QUOTE]

I was doing Overpass, was suppose to win Overpass rounds, used the mission book to start it, didn't get the mission credit.

[.Lain]

[QUOTE=OzzyCockroach;48149515]Anyone here use a mouse bungee? Could you tell me if it helps with your aim at all or if it's just something that keeps the wire in control.[/QUOTE]
it's just holding your mouse cable up how would it make you aim better

[:3c]

[QUOTE=.Lain;48150515]it's just holding your mouse cable up how would it make you aim better[/QUOTE]
If your mouse cable is hanging off of your desk it would make it require a different amount of force to move your mouse than if it was just on your desk, which would most likely affect your aim.

[Ol' Pie]

[QUOTE=.Lain;48150515]it's just holding your mouse cable up how would it make you aim better[/QUOTE]

It happens to me that the cable gets stuck with the other pc cables and makes a resistance to movement which potentiallt screws up your aim.

[.Lain]

[QUOTE=:3c;48150550]If your mouse cable is hanging off of your desk it would make it require a different amount of force to move your mouse than if it was just on your desk, which would most likely affect your aim.[/QUOTE]
pull your mouse to the edge closest to you, pull a little more and tape it at the other end
takes up a whole lot less space too.
that tiny little bit of mouse cable is going to have next to no effect on how much force you have to exert to move the exact same amount

[editline]8th July 2015[/editline]

if you have the space and want one then whatever, but they aren't going to change much

[Januzuzu]

I just have my cord pinned under my monitor so it doesn't cause any excessive drag when looking down.

For some reason the cord is heavier than a Meshuggah album and want's to pull the mouse into the abyss known as behind the desk.

[:3c]

[QUOTE=.Lain;48150610]pull your mouse to the edge closest to you, pull a little more and tape it at the other end
takes up a whole lot less space too.
that tiny little bit of mouse cable is going to have next to no effect on how much force you have to exert to move the exact same amount[/QUOTE]
Yeah I have had my mouse cable taped to my desk for a while, not sure exactly what you're explaining though, mind drawing a picture of it or something?

[Paleman]

[QUOTE=OzzyCockroach;48149515]Anyone here use a mouse bungee? Could you tell me if it helps with your aim at all or if it's just something that keeps the wire in control.[/QUOTE]

obviously it doesn't help with your aim, but i bought a cheap one for like 99p on amazon, it came from china and well.. it holds your mouse cord

if you've not got much space on your desk (or like mine the mouse wire runs back behind the monitors and then down and to the right to my pc which is on the floor at the side) then get one. helped a lot for me, it used to get bunched up and hit the base of my monitor so sometimes i'd go to move the mouse and it'd be a lot heavier due to the wire

don't be an idiot and buy any razer bullshit (i'm just assuming they make one) just get a sub £1 one or tape the wire to the bevel of your monitor or something

[TheSyntaX]

What the fuck is happening? What language is this and if anyone who understands it: What's the context of this conflict?

[video=youtube;--1oxFZcWO8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--1oxFZcWO8&feature=youtu.be[/video]

Video processing, shit quality right now but video isnt important, audio is.

[Chubbs]

He's speaking swedish I think?

And then somone else starts speaking german?

[HSF]

[QUOTE=Chubbs;48150825]He's speaking swedish I think?

And then somone else starts speaking german?[/QUOTE]

noones speaking swedish, only german

[TheSyntaX]

This is gonna be shit game for me...

[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/627474107622394556/9C1652DA791943A12239C89574E782F76ECA78EC/[/t]

[Pacifist]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48150808]What the fuck is happening? What language is this and if anyone who understands it: What's the context of this conflict?

[video=youtube;--1oxFZcWO8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--1oxFZcWO8&feature=youtu.be[/video]

Video processing, shit quality right now but video isnt important, audio is.[/QUOTE]

I really wish I could get hldj working so I can spam a baby crying whenever someone starts whining

[TheSyntaX]

I was wrong, the that chocolate bar brigade ended up being just some clowns.
They didn't say gg or gh or gl hf or anything, they just decided to play as bunch of smug idiots who think they look funny and think they will destroy everyone.

They were quite shit, they had a guy on team, randomer who was pretty decent player (in top scoreboard he was).

After we kept destroying these bunch of losers, they decided it would be funny to kick the randomer on their team, so they did for the so called shit and giggles.

I don't usually act like an asshole in game and humiliate other team for losing but for some reason I went furious and started ramming the shit out of every single of them (got MVP on last round).

I feel very bad for that guy that got kicked.

Here he got kicked:
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/627474107622502077/80F5824D79166109A04A92390506CD0FC592CBD2/[/t]

Here is final score:

[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/627474107622498424/B046EC91833FF2E6B53F5D1C3BCBFEE41EA104DD/[/t]

These cunts don't deserve to even be named as the tasty chocolates, these types of players are worse than smurfs.

/Rant over.

Chocolate brigade wasn't Russians (as they tend to do kicking a lot, they were from Germany)

[gvazdas]

what a bunch of scrubs anyway, they didn't have any kit kats

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=Gvazdas;48151518]what a bunch of scrubs anyway, they didn't have any kit kats[/QUOTE]

Kit kat is their rival, in that case my team mates should be named:

KitKat, Aero, Crunch and Butterfinger (Nestle)

So team Nestle vs team Mars

[HuLLa]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48150808]What the fuck is happening? What language is this and if anyone who understands it: What's the context of this conflict?

[video=youtube;--1oxFZcWO8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--1oxFZcWO8&feature=youtu.be[/video]

Video processing, shit quality right now but video isnt important, audio is.[/QUOTE]

the loud guy:
"bury yourself you sons of bitches. you should play competetiv. your name is martin you noob, think about your low name you noob."

"your name is albashir and you dont have a profil pic and you want to tell me...(cuts of there)"

other dudes:
"shut up"
"everyone is bad here"
"sons of bitches, you cant do anything

I left some stuff out which i could not understand.

Edit:

Language is German.

[gk99]

[QUOTE=PacifistHeavy;48151262]I really wish I could get hldj working so I can spam a baby crying whenever someone starts whining[/QUOTE]

What's broken? My HLDJ is working splendidly so I may be able to be of service.