Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v5 "Who the fuck is Sergei?"

[oytal]

I just played a mm with two guys that had 150 ping the whole game. And one of them complained on that he shouldn't play this map because he gets low fps on it(overpass). I asked how much low fps is, and he says 15...

[editline]10th July 2015[/editline]

And no, he didn't get any kills

[Skully22]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/8KziIhS.png[/t]

Is this enough purple to consider it rare?

guys im serious

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48161223]Someone cracked the [URL="https://jonasnick.github.io/blog/2015/07/08/exploiting-csgojackpots-weak-rng/"]algorithm[/URL] but I don't know if this is credible or true.[/QUOTE]

It was already fixed. I did the same thing with Minecraft's Java Math.random so I could get the best item enchantments immediately and be [del]king[/del] fuhrer of 2b2t, it was badical.

[ashxu]

[QUOTE=Altimor;48159858]You get it back as soon as you win an MM.[/QUOTE]
does your elo decay? Seems pointless if you just get your old elo back if you win.

[Banned?]

I don't know if this is the place to complain about something like this, but I'm going to anyway

After cracking those cases earlier today I don't think I'm ever going to open cases again. I spent $60 on that and I could have just bought two of the three Asiimov series weapons I really wanted. $60 is about halfway to either Hyper Beast weapon, [I]Factory New[/I], and I'd be willing to bet I wouldn't get either if I spent $120 unlocking chests, let alone Factory New ones. And I wouldn't feel bad about buying them right off the market either, because I think they're fucking cool.

GO cases just seem like a massive fucking scam really. I almost got a Monkey Business earlier which I thought would have been really cool until I realized a) it wasn't StatTrak so it would only be worth like $11 at most and b) it could have been some shit quality and made it worthless and ugly. I [I]could[/I] have gotten either Hyper Beast weapon earlier but if they weren't at least Minimal Wear, I probably would have just sold the damn things off because I don't want some crap ass, junky looking POS. In Dota 2 there is no quality outside of the inherent rareness label of the item, which in the grand scheme of things is meaningless. I think it is cool that is it easy to get the item or set you want from a chest now because you're guaranteed every drop until you get them all, but then at the same time that also lowers the value of fucking everything that isn't an extra rare item drop from a chest (one that isn't guaranteed). In the end, Dota 2 has little to no economy outside of a few dozen super rare items. GO just seems unfair though.

[editline]9th July 2015[/editline]

I'm sure I'm not saying anything new either.

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=ashxu;48161937]does your elo decay? Seems pointless if you just get your old elo back if you win.[/QUOTE]

I guess so, I just won a game and it decided I was SMFC even though I was GE before. But I will harness the power of my anger to win and get it back.

[Ricenchicken]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48161223]Someone cracked the [URL="https://jonasnick.github.io/blog/2015/07/08/exploiting-csgojackpots-weak-rng/"]algorithm[/URL] but I don't know if this is credible or true.[/QUOTE]

The guy reported it to the admins of csgojackpot after he found out about it.

Pretty nice, and a bit surprising, that he didn't exploit it just for a small profit.

[Chex]

I love how when people see my knife, they feel the need to say "WOW FALCHION KNIVES ARE UGLY AS FUCK" in chat to nobody in particular :v:

[Joey1]

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;48162128]I love how when people see my knife, they feel the need to say "WOW FALCHION KNIVES ARE UGLY AS FUCK" in chat to nobody in particular :v:[/QUOTE]

I love how everyone says "You should give me your knife, you suck" when I'm having bad game, or I miss some really fast flick with awp and I instantly get "Never buy awp, you suck with it" ... yeah, that's the team spirit I love

[OscarLimaEcho]

[QUOTE=Banned?;48161964]I don't know if this is the place to complain about something like this, but I'm going to anyway

After cracking those cases earlier today I don't think I'm ever going to open cases again. I spent $60 on that and I could have just bought two of the three Asiimov series weapons I really wanted. $60 is about halfway to either Hyper Beast weapon, [I]Factory New[/I], and I'd be willing to bet I wouldn't get either if I spent $120 unlocking chests, let alone Factory New ones. And I wouldn't feel bad about buying them right off the market either, because I think they're fucking cool.

GO cases just seem like a massive fucking scam really. I almost got a Monkey Business earlier which I thought would have been really cool until I realized a) it wasn't StatTrak so it would only be worth like $11 at most and b) it could have been some shit quality and made it worthless and ugly. I [I]could[/I] have gotten either Hyper Beast weapon earlier but if they weren't at least Minimal Wear, I probably would have just sold the damn things off because I don't want some crap ass, junky looking POS. In Dota 2 there is no quality outside of the inherent rareness label of the item, which in the grand scheme of things is meaningless. I think it is cool that is it easy to get the item or set you want from a chest now because you're guaranteed every drop until you get them all, but then at the same time that also lowers the value of fucking everything that isn't an extra rare item drop from a chest (one that isn't guaranteed). In the end, Dota 2 has little to no economy outside of a few dozen super rare items. GO just seems unfair though.

[editline]9th July 2015[/editline]

I'm sure I'm not saying anything new either.[/QUOTE]

I know it feels like crates should be profitable, but you're basically complaining about buying raffle tickets and not winning anything.

[Banned?]

[QUOTE=Oscar Lima Echo;48162192]I know it feels like crates should be profitable, but you're basically complaining about buying raffle tickets and not winning anything.[/QUOTE]

I mean, if they weren't so raffle-y things wouldn't be as valuable, but at the same time the value you get from crates at all is so stupidly low that I know I won't be buying them again.

[TheHatter]

I know this is like super late but holy shit, dreamhack in Austin Texas? I live there! I'm really hyped for this even though it's not for a while

[Starscre4M]

[QUOTE=Skully22;48160885][t]http://i.imgur.com/9GYPO7W.png[/t]

Every night and day I look at myself in the mirror and say "fuck me I shoulda bought that knife instead of 200 keys"[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ATlXJhO.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/4Jp5ca6.jpg[/img]

[Bumrang]

[QUOTE=ashxu;48161937]does your elo decay? Seems pointless if you just get your old elo back if you win.[/QUOTE]

no, it recalibrates from your old rank, so if you performed normally you keep your rank

[editline]9th July 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=Starscre4M;48162382][img]http://i.imgur.com/ATlXJhO.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/4Jp5ca6.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

why?

[greenbandit]

[QUOTE=TheHatter;48162345]I know this is like super late but holy shit, dreamhack in Austin Texas? I live there! I'm really hyped for this even though it's not for a while[/QUOTE]

Yeah, we should have an fp reunion. It's may 2016, that gives me a little under a year to get good enough to compete well on a team

[Altimor]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UivAe55bsMY[/media]

apparently they were supremes

[Хум]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48160101]
No offense to any Polish people specifically but.
Is it just me or do Polish seem like real cunts in CS GO competitive?
I mean Russians == Polish.

I haven't met a single decent Polak yet.[/QUOTE]

We should play sometime

[Hergan5]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/iTR6E/c0ab0c8480.png[/IMG]

I spent less on CS:GO than I expected

But how much I spent on TF2?

[IMG]http://puu.sh/iTR8I/3f75a35a33.png[/IMG]

Oh, okay, that's a lot for me

[The Kins]

The "night vision goggles turned on" sound left over from CSS has been replaced with a brand new sound.

???

[Hergan5]

[QUOTE=The Kins;48163059]The "night vision goggles turned on" sound left over from CSS has been replaced with a brand new sound.

???[/QUOTE]

Why change a leftover?????

[Skully22]

Wow, I played 10 games today and won 8 tied 1 and lost one to some people I'm convinced are walling.

Yay, but is there any tips for a nova 4 that usually topfrags?

[Versten]

[QUOTE=Skully22;48163121]Wow, I played 10 games today and won 8 tied 1 and lost one to some people I'm convinced are walling.

Yay, but is there any tips for a nova 4 that usually topfrags?[/QUOTE]

All the frags in the world don't matter if you don't win the rounds.

[:3c]

The new bomb explosion sound is orgasmic.

[editline]10th July 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=:3c;48155453]You can see my crosshair placement by watching the video, it's in the exact middle of the screen in the same spot my crosshair would be.[/QUOTE]

Why was my post rated funny so much? :v:

[Flashcat]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48161048][URL="https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3cq7kt/moe_banned_from_csgojackpot/"]Moe is banned from csgojackpot[/URL]
REKT[/QUOTE]

Now he's betting on skinarena and csgoshuffle at the same time :suicide:

[editline]10th July 2015[/editline]

and he also has jackpot open in another tab

think the dude might have a real gambling problem lol

[Venus]

How do you see how much you've spent on CSGO?

[errur]

[QUOTE=Venus;48163317]How do you see how much you've spent on CSGO?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/my/gamecards/730[/url] Click the "How do I earn card drops?" button in top right.

[garbage ellie]

it doesn't count market transactions, however.

[Venus]

[QUOTE=errur;48163329][url]http://steamcommunity.com/my/gamecards/730[/url] Click the "How do I earn card drops?" button in top right.[/QUOTE]

Thanks.

[Swineflu]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48161174]Welp.
Demoted to Nova 3 again.
Seems like my life sentence is Nova 3 afterall.

Will probably quit CS GO , play demolition from time to time for drops.[/QUOTE]
Man I went from Gold Nova 3 to Silver Elite, Gold Nova 1, Silver again, and then up to Gold Nova Master. You're going to give up over that?

[HuLLa]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48161174]Welp.
Demoted to Nova 3 again.
Seems like my life sentence is Nova 3 afterall.

Will probably quit CS GO , play demolition from time to time for drops.[/QUOTE]

Are you playing mostly solo queue?