Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V5 - Weekly Threads - Games

Got a new toy today [t]https://scontent-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t35.0-12/11202734_1615998838611835_1671825557_o.jpg?oh=56775cb7fec38955829ddd29b6cd7ae2&oe=55434B34 [/t] Drove into the AFB and was literally unstoppable. [t]https://scontent-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t35.0-12/11204627_1615999215278464_441676083_o.jpg?oh=fa99ef630dbe4c31da5da11bd4b3ba9f&oe=554361C7[/t] Saw a guy sprinting down the runway getting shot at, honked horn at him repeatedly [B]PLAYER 2 HAS JOINED THE GAME[/B] [T]https://scontent-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t35.0-12/11207796_1615999441945108_1980231331_o.jpg?oh=e9578152766484d2cd25fcc3722599c1&oe=55425EDC[/T]

Anyone know how to obtain a hearse? I've been driving past the church they keep saying but it never spawns.

It sucks trying to make GTA$ online. <_<.

I bought the Casco. One of the best car purchases I've made. Looks great, fun to drive, and that sound, unnf

[QUOTE=Sodisna;47622828]It sucks trying to make GTA$ online. <_<.[/QUOTE] Best legitimate means I've found so far: - Heists (obviously) - Doing "1-4 player" missions by yourself (seems you get 4x pay for it) - Casually robbing convenience stores while you are driving around is a good habit to get into, you get between 500-3000 each time, it can add up. You won't be rolling in the dough unless you are doing heists all the time, but you should have enough to buy midrange-price cars and houses without too much difficulty.

If I ordered something from the website and replace a vehicle in a full garage, where does the vehicle go?

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;47622890]If I ordered something from the website and replace a vehicle in a full garage, where does the vehicle go?[/QUOTE] The vehicle you replaced is gone forever

[QUOTE=Sodisna;47622828]It sucks trying to make GTA$ online. <_<.[/QUOTE] Whenever you aren't messing about doing races or deathmatches or what have you, do missions solo on hard. Get a kuruma preferably to make 99% of them easier. Most later level missions you can get 10-15k+ and they only take a few minutes, doing those over and over you can make an easy 100k+ in the course of 45 minutes or so

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;47622521]so whats the deal with the trainer and online and banning? obviously godmode teleportation shit is pretty high profile but what about money?[/QUOTE] They have a microtransaction type thing in place for people who want quick cash with no effort, and if people are hacking it in instead of earning it in-game or buying it from R*, then they will probably ban them. People who hack in cash are "stealing" from R* in a way since they have gained something without either earning it or having paid for it

[QUOTE=Phycosymo;47610377]Is it just me or does this game have some of the worst netcode I have ever played on? Seems like every time I go into freemode the game shits itself and kicks me out of the session. I'd say connection issues on my behalf if I couldn't run virtually every other game just fine. Seems like if you lag for one second and it's over.[/QUOTE] I found out the problem to this issue, GTA Online hates virtualbox for some reason.

[QUOTE=Skwee;47622989]They have a microtransaction type thing in place for people who want quick cash with no effort, and if people are hacking it in instead of earning it in-game or buying it from R*, then they will probably ban them. People who hack in cash are "stealing" from R* in a way since they have gained something without either earning it or having paid for it[/QUOTE] However I strongly doubt players will be banned simply for obtaining money in an illegitimate manner if they aren't spawning it themselves, because then it would be easy to get thousands of players wrongly banned by teleporting to them and showering them in money before they can react. In fact some of them already are doing this, just in case Rockstar makes a move that dumb, so they can take as many people down with them as possible if/when they get caught.

I got launched into the sky while playing deathmatch [img_thumb]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/35243245652582483/493AB2E1893040CA7AE7375C1C2C0BF836087902/[/img_thumb]

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;47622808]Anyone know how to obtain a hearse? I've been driving past the church they keep saying but it never spawns.[/QUOTE] If you can find someone else who has one, try having them hang around you in it because the game likes to spawn cars that are similar to what the players are driving or something. That's how it works on PS3/360 at least, because of the limited memory. I don't know if the new versions changed how spawning works.

[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/34118512569278658/71A0C9DEAB57EA981AA59AB6FC58C689959D5002/[/t] My potions are much too strong for you, traveller

[QUOTE=ThatSwordGuy;47623276][t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/34118512569278658/71A0C9DEAB57EA981AA59AB6FC58C689959D5002/[/t] My potions are much too strong for you, traveller[/QUOTE] Getting drunk is so wierd. [t]http://i.imgur.com/5AjUXts.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/tRwNoQV.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/ktj1EPW.png[/t]

[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;47623246]If you can find someone else who has one, try having them hang around you in it because the game likes to spawn cars that are similar to what the players are driving or something. That's how it works on PS3/360 at least, because of the limited memory. I don't know if the new versions changed how spawning works.[/QUOTE] Well does anyone in this thread happen to have a hearse?

This is oddly entertaining to do. [t]http://i.imgur.com/EAPGvTe.png[/t]

[QUOTE=RaTcHeT302;47623352]This is oddly entertaining to do. [t]http://i.imgur.com/3mGo7RV.png[/t][/QUOTE] This looks like the front cover for a video game.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;47622866]Best legitimate means I've found so far: - Heists (obviously) - Doing "1-4 player" missions by yourself (seems you get 4x pay for it) - Casually robbing convenience stores while you are driving around is a good habit to get into, you get between 500-3000 each time, it can add up. You won't be rolling in the dough unless you are doing heists all the time, but you should have enough to buy midrange-price cars and houses without too much difficulty.[/QUOTE] Survivals are also good for it. Even if you don't finish it, if you get to at least like wave 7 or so, the pay out will be pretty good and you get a good amount of RP too. And they're also a lot of fun.

Daily objectives won't necessarily make you rich, but an extra 25K cash per day for a small amount of effort can't hurt(not including the cash you make from any activities it requires you to do). You also get bigger bonuses for completing daily objectives for seven and 28 days straight.

I'm vindictive. I join a game online, and immediately some guy in his armored Kuruma runs me over and shoots me. So I get in my car and chase him down and blow it up. He gets it back, so I blow it up again. He comes back but can't get his car back fast enough before I kill him, he respawns in passive mode and gets in an NPC car, so I get in one and follow him. After driving for a bit he tries to go after a group of other players, which disables his passive. I stick a bomb to his car and kill him. He respawns and manages to kill them, which sparks something of an all out deathmatch between everyone, but I keep getting this guy. After an hour of the fighting, I was up about 20 to his 6. The other randoms also went after me in the chaotic fighting, but I made sure not a single one of them went home positive against me. After an hour of the fighting, the guy got tired of me hounding him and him being massively outclassed, so he left, at which point I went off to do my own thing. Lesson: Don't be a dick to others, you never know if they might be a bigger dick than you.

[QUOTE=Gatekeeper828;47623397]Daily objectives won't necessarily make you rich, but an extra 25K cash per day for a small amount of effort can't hurt(not including the cash you make from any activities it requires you to do). You also get bigger bonuses for completing daily objectives for seven and 28 days straight.[/QUOTE] And you get those bonuses more than once. Doing it every day for 28 days will get you just over 1.5mil.

For the people that don't know, but you can enter your garage during the bike part in the Pacific Standard finale. I can get my armored kuruma and take no damage at all each time. I don't think players can enter your personal vehicle outside of your garage but if they buzz your garage they can come in and enter your car. It's an easy way to get away with 1.25mil.

[QUOTE=Araknid;47617089][vid]http://a.pomf.se/fvkoif.webm[/vid] Humane labs is pretty fun to fuck around with in the editor[/QUOTE] Second half reminded me of the Tanker Incident [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xim8I772bYc[/media]

[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;47621149]Agh, making money in online is so tedious. What's a really good way to make money besides heists with strangers?[/QUOTE] Doing character missions gives you quite a bit for a few minutes of work. I got 18k for stealing an oil truck and delivering it to Lamar. Flight school gives you a bit, got 40k for doing a few of the challenges. Doing the daily objectives gives you 25k when you've done them.

I spent an hour or so doing character missions with my dad and got $200K. It's a little scary how he can recognize which missions in the vote screen give the most dosh just by their name (he plays too much).

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;47622633][IMG]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/sNKkvMo0HkKv4835XpGdLA_0_0.jpg[/IMG] I needed to fill an outfit slot. So I became cat.[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/lrck2vq.jpg[/t] Meow Meow.

[url=http://fi.hypertext.ml/197-04_29_15-01-55.png]Made this beauty for a friend[/url]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;47622866]Best legitimate means I've found so far: - Heists (obviously) [B]- Doing "1-4 player" missions by yourself (seems you get 4x pay for it)[/B] - Casually robbing convenience stores while you are driving around is a good habit to get into, you get between 500-3000 each time, it can add up. You won't be rolling in the dough unless you are doing heists all the time, but you should have enough to buy midrange-price cars and houses without too much difficulty.[/QUOTE] Huh? It never does this for me. From what I've heard you get +10% pay for every player in the game

This happened today. Second picture contains virtual titties. [IMG]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/31866712746406559/5222A354C88BDAE0B150464EC66B94FC56A9EF09/[/IMG] [IMG]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/31866712746406031/0955EEB5D25048FDA568D446175DAEDE54AF15F9/[/IMG][IMG]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/31866712746407164/BBFF21A3CAB31BF69F182E9D87D000455222A5FA/[/IMG]