Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V5 - Weekly Threads - Games

I wish there was some way to nonverbally broadcast on your map marker in GTAO that you will only attack in self defense. I've been killed so many times by people who replied to my confusion with "Sorry, I thought you drove up to shoot me!" [editline]t[/editline] Red dots are a good way to indicate who to avoid, but aside from going passive, there's no way to indicate you have no interest in picking fights.

okayy, i've done all the solo achievement except the 200 million one because i'm an idiot that forgot assassination missions [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/w8Qs6hV.png[/IMG] my favorite part was when you're trying to find the last fucking under the bridge or that 3 hour long submarine ride around the entire god damn county

[QUOTE=CompanionMube;47635916]okayy, i've done all the solo achievement [B]except the 200 million one because i'm an idiot that forgot assassination missions[/B][/QUOTE] You can buy stocks and then immediately sell them over and over until you get the achievement if you want to do it quick.

[vid]http://a.pomf.se/gesymv.webm[/vid]

[QUOTE=Araknid;47636061][vid]http://a.pomf.se/gesymv.webm[/vid][/QUOTE] Where can I buy one?

So I figured out that it will be $11,100,000 for me to get all the vehicles I absolutely must have. Hydra, Savage, Valkyrie, Insurgent Pick-Up, Technical, Barracks, Vapid Guardian, and the Dingy. Then an additional $4,695,000 to get the Velum 5-Seater, the Miljet, and a Titan. I'm not going to get more than two of all these at best.

i bet there'd be less widespread hacking if mission rewards weren't shit-tier money and if the bawsaq was working

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;47636216]i bet there'd be less widespread hacking if mission rewards weren't shit-tier money and if the bawsaq was working[/QUOTE]This is why I honestly don't care if I see some guy spraying money out of his minigun because, if I weren't afraid of a ban, I'd absolutely do it too. Also, new thread hype. I say next thread title should either be "The payouts are still shit!" or "Kuruma Gangbang"

grand theft microtransaction megathread - "shark cards incorporated!'

[QUOTE=Pax;47635774]Just have to live with Chop pooping all over the place whenever see him. On a related note, a strange devotion to fidelity in dog pooping.[/QUOTE] I learnt that the piles of shit Chop leaves around, you can shoot them and they move. I've been knocking all the piles into Franklin's pool as Trevor.

why the h*ck do I keep getting matched up with fuckin china boys who play on easy.

so, i just noticed that when your rank goes higher you'll get better vehicles spawned near at specific places. Like for example the airport. I remember that i always had the normal helicopter spawning at the airport. now everytime it gives me the cargo bob. It also happens when someone else is near it. I can be completely wrong here, but i do see them spawning for me when i encounter them.

New patch fixed my matchmaking issue, now I can jump straight into populated session yay [editline]1st May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Araknid;47636061][vid]http://a.pomf.se/gesymv.webm[/vid][/QUOTE] allah ackbar

its funny how it costs me $6000 to remove the spoiler on my coquette

I walked into a store in Online and I heard a ped talking on the phone: "Hey dad, I went to the dentist. [I]Yes[/I], I used a condom" wtf :v:

10 hours to go. Let's hope the download doesn't reset like it did for that one person a few pages ago. Once I'm good to go I'd also like to join the crew, if there's still space. I've been all alone on GTAO since release. :(

Should an apartment be my first significant purchase in online?

[QUOTE=OvB;47635265]My shitbox[/QUOTE] I know someone who has that exact same setup/paint on that car. [QUOTE=DHB;47636684]Should an apartment be my first significant purchase in online?[/QUOTE] imo yes.

I have done so many heist finales the past few days (some with RL friends, some with online friends, some with randoms) I think I will be burnt out on heists for a long time. Though on the upside... [t]http://i.imgur.com/APRbuJm.jpg[/t] [I]It's... It's [B]beautiful...[/B][/I]

[QUOTE=DHB;47636684]Should an apartment be my first significant purchase in online?[/QUOTE] I spend literally all my money on cars. I work hard to get $80K and spend it on those $80K chrome rims. I live in my cars, they're all I need.

I wish theres hotrod mods for voodoo

I get the feeling a clean voodoo will be added in either the next update or the one following it There's been a HUGE influx of PC-only players lamenting the fact they can only get their old GTAIV favorite as a beater.

(I like beaters :x)

Thanks man... Really appreciate it... What's the point in joining crew sessions with these welcomes? -EDIT- My bad, pics were huge. [IMG]http://i60.tinypic.com/2lw9i4h.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i57.tinypic.com/16kwach.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Everything;47636700]I have done so many heist finales the past few days (some with RL friends, some with online friends, some with randoms) I think I will be burnt out on heists for a long time. Though on the upside... [t]http://i.imgur.com/APRbuJm.jpg[/t] [I]It's... It's [B]beautiful...[/B][/I][/QUOTE] I don't know what that car is but I hope it has some kind of penis innuendo as a name because it looks like a straight up dick :v:

[QUOTE=Cyber-dust;47636837]Thanks man... Really appreciate it... What's the point in joining crew sessions with these welcomes? [/QUOTE] This is why the purge is happening.

the strong conquer the weak

There seems to be alot of not actually facepunchers in the group it seems or lurkers.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;47636853]I don't know what that car is but I hope it has some kind of penis innuendo as a name because it looks like a straight up dick :v:[/QUOTE] It's the Z-Type. Interestingly its last appearance before now was GTA2 :v: Also you should probably see a doctor if that's what yours looks like.

*facepuncher joins a server* me:*inside joke about fp goes flat* me:"so you're from fp?" them:"whats that"