Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V5 - Weekly Threads - Games

[QUOTE=kijji;47636615]I walked into a store in Online and I heard a ped talking on the phone: "Hey dad, I went to the dentist. [I]Yes[/I], I used a condom" wtf :v:[/QUOTE] I heard a male pedestrian arguing with someone over the phone about life problems, among the chatter he said something like "I've been out looking for a job all day!". He was in hiking gear, on the summit of Mount Chiliad.

[QUOTE=StoneRabbit;47635018]This game needs more lowriders. -snip- And goddamn hydraulics already.[/QUOTE] [url]https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/hydraulics-letsplayordy[/url]

Do mission rewards vary? I did a mission for Lamar with three other randoms on hard difficulty and got 18k for it, the next time I did it on the same settings I only got 12k. Also why do some of the mission rewards seem so shitty. Kill a bunch of guys for Martin get 6k, steal an oil tanker and give it to Lamar get 18k.

Does anyone have a link to the [url=http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131015120614/gtawiki/images/7/73/PoliceCruiser-GTAV-Front-Interceptor.png]Police Interceptor[/url] with the [url=http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131015174828/gtawiki/images/c/cb/PoliceCruiser-GTAV-Front-Stanier.png]Police Cruiser[/url] livery? I swear I saw it last week while I was on a friends computer, but I haven't been able to find it since I got back. I'm almost starting to doubt it exists and I'm just having a false memory.

So what is the best to get the military tank?At the military base? I tried using cargo bob to hook it up. But it seems to be pretty hard on your own.

[QUOTE=iThinkN7;47636923]Do mission rewards vary? I did a mission for Lamar with three other randoms on hard difficulty and got 18k for it, the next time I did it on the same settings I only got 12k. Also why do some of the mission rewards seem so shitty. Kill a bunch of guys for Martin get only 6k, steal an oil tanker and give it to Lamar get 18k.[/QUOTE] Was the 'next time' directly after completing it? I know a while ago that's how certain jobs went. They'd give you a big-ger pay-out the first run and less anytime after that (Like a daily bonus). People would find a job that pays well and keep doing it. Of course, like all good things Rasterisk would nerf it. I'm probably wrong though, don't mind me.

[QUOTE=snijboer;47636943]So what is the best to get the military tank?At the military base? I tried using cargo bob to hook it up. But it seems to be pretty hard on your own.[/QUOTE] Save up and buy one. Then pay only $200 every time you want one. It's not worth running through military because by the time you arrive at the city you'll probably already be blown up by players.

[QUOTE=Cyber-dust;47636947]Was the 'next time' directly after completing it? I know a while ago that's how certain jobs went. They'd give you a big-ger pay-out the first run and less anytime after that (Like a daily bonus). People would find a job that pays well and keep doing it. Of course, like all good things Rasterisk would nerf it. I'm probably wrong though, don't mind me.[/QUOTE] I did the job for the first time on Wednesday and did it again on the Thursday.

Job payments depend on how long you take to do it

Is there any way to get the vest Michael wears in the friend request story mission in GTA Online?

-EDIT- -EDIT- -EDIT- -EDIT- -EDIT- -EDIT- Silly scrub can't figure out how to resize video embeds... It is what it is. Dude wouldn't die, yo. [video=dailymotion;x2onb0w]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2onb0w_gta-v-why-won-t-you-die_videogames[/video]

Finally saved up for a sweet ride B-J [img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/47629311457995352/C49168B3B352DC5C49DDF8D02099D568A71D7164/[/img]

What we really need is a hotrod version of the roosevelt and classic motorbikes.

[QUOTE=gullegull;47637113]What we really need is a hotrod version of the roosevelt and classic motorbikes.[/QUOTE] What we really need is better engine sounds, missions with pay-outs worth doing and better session stability.

[QUOTE=ThatSwordGuy;47637099]Finally saved up for a sweet ride B-J [img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/47629311457995352/C49168B3B352DC5C49DDF8D02099D568A71D7164/[/img][/QUOTE] That colour combination is really contrasting. Consider changing the secondary colour. [editline]1st May 2015[/editline] Also, what is it with Facepunch and Zentorno hate? How is it the person driving's fault that Rockstar gave it the stats to be the best supercar with a good driver behind it? I'm assuming it's something to do with Zentorno=Jackass asshole player but hopefully I'm nothing like that.

[QUOTE=FlandersNed;47637156]That colour combination is really contrasting. Consider changing the secondary colour. [editline]1st May 2015[/editline] Also, what is it with Facepunch and Zentorno hate? How is it the person driving's fault that Rockstar gave it the stats to be the best supercar with a good driver behind it? I'm assuming it's something to do with Zentorno=Jackass asshole player but hopefully I'm nothing like that.[/QUOTE] I just got it because it drives fast :S Also yeah I definitely had different shades in mind for the primary and secondary colors but I haven't unlocked them yet :\ It bugs me that colors are locked behind rank.

[QUOTE=FlandersNed;47637156]That colour combination is really contrasting. Consider changing the secondary colour. [editline]1st May 2015[/editline] Also, what is it with Facepunch and Zentorno hate? How is it the person driving's fault that Rockstar gave it the stats to be the best supercar with a good driver behind it? I'm assuming it's something to do with Zentorno=Jackass asshole player but hopefully I'm nothing like that.[/QUOTE] It's the most common super car, nearly everyone has one. People used to use it to grief before the Armored Kuruma came out, driving the Zentorno in reverse people can't shoot you through the car while you can shoot them. Hardly anyone has a good paintjob on the car, they look mostly terrible.

Is the new update coming today?

I swear every car has a limit of 120mph except for my Pigalle which often reaches 140mph

The remaining download time just jumped up 3 hours... now its 13 hours to go. :suicide:

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;47636853]I don't know what that car is but I hope it has some kind of penis innuendo as a name because it looks like a straight up dick :v:[/QUOTE] looks like a bugatti type 57sc to me [img]http://imgkk.com/i/lj60.jpg[/img]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/YY19ylB.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/pkktwSi.jpg[/t] Just had an impromptu event happen with some FAPS and randoms, it was insane The insurgent is fucking indestructible

I just found that car in singleplayer. Variety of cars is amazing in this game :3 [T]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1745437/Screens/pinkas.jpg[/T]

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;47637263][t]http://i.imgur.com/YY19ylB.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/pkktwSi.jpg[/t] Just had an impromptu event happen with some FAPS and randoms, it was insane The insurgent is fucking indestructible[/QUOTE] Did I miss another one? God dammit.

[QUOTE=ThatSwordGuy;47637099]Finally saved up for a sweet ride B-J [img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/47629311457995352/C49168B3B352DC5C49DDF8D02099D568A71D7164/[/img][/QUOTE] looks like a happy meal toy

[QUOTE=FlandersNed;47637314]Did I miss another one? God dammit.[/QUOTE] I did say it was impromptu. It was just Saphirx and I dicking around then more and more people joined :v:

Yesterday I was playing with some FAPS players and it was pretty fun Basically I tried to climb walls with the BMX and at first I was complete shit at it and just kept ramming my head into the wall clips of it coming as soon as I know how rockstar editor works.

can someone download and reup this please [url]https://mega.co.nz/#!p40QCBTK!em3Jyd_I8EM3miHlGjU3ySkG5TD1TqyzciukgZYXNxI[/url] (if you're wondering what the file is: [url]http://gtaforums.com/topic/789898-vrel-simpletrainer-varied-bodyguard-spawner/[/url]) the mega link wont work for me

[QUOTE=343N;47637401]can someone download and reup this please [url]https://mega.co.nz/#!p40QCBTK!em3Jyd_I8EM3miHlGjU3ySkG5TD1TqyzciukgZYXNxI[/url] (if you're wondering what the file is: [url]http://gtaforums.com/topic/789898-vrel-simpletrainer-varied-bodyguard-spawner/[/url]) the mega link wont work for me[/QUOTE] [url]https://www.dropbox.com/s/tw2edfo84iskxh2/NativeTrainer.asi?dl=0[/url]

[QUOTE=Chains!;47637410][url]https://www.dropbox.com/s/tw2edfo84iskxh2/NativeTrainer.asi?dl=0[/url][/QUOTE] thnx love