Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V5 - Weekly Threads

[Mitsuma]

So I have a fun little story, was doing the last setup mission for Humane Labs heist, two friends and I queue up and got some russian guy who couldn't write/speak english. We still managed to get the car to the garage but thats were the problems started.
For some reasons the hacking game was "broken" for the 3 of us, at least thats what I assume. The speed of the hacking game was so fucking fast after the 5th piece, impossible to do it and we actually failed it 3 times but then we let the russian guy try it, he did it in 30s. :v:

[Bahamut88]

Two times in a row now I got a BSOD with : usbport.sys (USBPORT+0x25C2)
in the dump file. Hope my ports aren't failing on me.

[Everything]

Spent like an hour looking for a Futo and gave up, and then someone decided to be a huge bro and bring one he found by the airport right to my garage, even in the perfect colors.

Server died before I could see his name, but whoever that was, thank you. Thank you so much.

[Loli Lover]

[t]http://puu.sh/hl9cn/be0856db52.jpg[/t]

Gonna cruise around with my new crew car!

[IJerry2595I]

This word filter is pathetic. I was not able to use my name '' IJerry2595I '', because Jerry is apparently a bad word. So i had to name myself Jerrry. :v:

[diwako]

I bought an Oracle in online mode, it got replaced by the XS version. The fuck happened there?

Now it took over another car.... My cars are turning into the Oracle XS. Send help!

[img]http://img.diwako.net/snaps/2015-04-21_01-40-00.jpg[/img]

[Iced Tea]

I'm really getting sick of how random respawning is in freemode. Sometimes it will spawn you 4 blocks away and other times it will spawn you right fucking next to the guy who killed you...

I just got spawn killed 4 times in a row because the game decided spawning me across the street from a guy on a rooftop was a great idea.

[papaya]

[QUOTE=Tea Guy;47565895]I'm really getting sick of how random respawning is in freemode. Sometimes it will spawn you 4 blocks away and other times it will spawn you right fucking next to the guy who killed you...

I just got spawn killed 4 times in a row because the game decided spawning me across the street from a guy on a rooftop was a great idea.[/QUOTE]

if you get killed in a scummy way you should probably switch on passive mode before respawning until you've hauled ass out of the area

[myon]

my game bugged out and won't allow me to switch characters nor do any missions - as if I'm currently doing a mission or awaiting a critical phone call
dunno how to fix it, but it allowed me to do this to some strangers and freaks-characters
[video=youtube;sQL40Es06sw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQL40Es06sw[/video]

[Spudgun]

[t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/540772306821675849/7D658C973A61AEBBA8BBA6A715E793DAB7D549F7/[/t]
[t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/540772306821676116/5DE923F87FD9BAFA368ABB7FC8ED86EF7DE24D41/[/t]
[t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/540772306821676329/00509C5859B09596A657FCA63DCCE0AA735A7D48/[/t]
Some pubbies have the best characters.

[Bahamut88]

These fucking crashes when press certain buttons/keys are really starting to piss me off.

[tomato]

[t]https://i.jiyuu.de/4bb5633f.jpg[/t]
I don't know what happened and I'm scared.

[ijyt]

Requested an invite to FAPS, "SAijyt".

[Araknid]

[QUOTE=NinjaTomate;47566134][t]https://i.jiyuu.de/4bb5633f.jpg[/t]
I don't know what happened and I'm scared.[/QUOTE]

multiculturalism

[Tinn]

[QUOTE=IJerry2595I;47565871]This word filter is pathetic. I was not able to use my name '' IJerry2595I '', because Jerry is apparently a bad word. So i had to name myself Jerrry. :v:[/QUOTE]

Stuff like this makes me happy that I got away with "FcukSocialClub" as my ID.

[FunnyGamer]

Who wants to do the Prison Heist finale? 15% for all of you. Add me, funnygamer

[Swilly]

So apparently I've had some nasty adware in my system for a year now, but never noticed until it tried fucking with GTA Online.

Now its gone, thanks GTA.

[yannickgd]

[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;47566192]Who wants to do the Prison Heist finale? 15% for all of you. Add me, funnygamer[/QUOTE]

I do, R* name is yannickgd.

[Taepodong-2]

I'm surprised I haven't been banned from GTA online yet because my in game name is the same as my name on FP and that has "dong" in it.

[PsychedelicLiz]

Time to start learning some more russian cure words.'

Na kaleni, suka is a bit of a stretch

[Barno]

Requesting a crew invite "IamKillbane"

EDIT:

Are there any good places to find Pantos online?

[gongi]

[video=youtube;6jcACWBO4zc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jcACWBO4zc[/video]
seatbelts are for losers.
[sp]Made by my friend when we were fucking around earlier.[/sp]

[cwook]

I made a race:

[img]https://a.pomf.se/zdemae.png[/img]

[url]http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/p6ekPTTVlkayjFPJL9te0A[/url]

[MuffinZerg]

I think I am about half throught the game and I have got to say something:
- Game is super easy, fights are super easy and fast and boring. I literally never died outside a mission so I carry all the ammo I ever found. Michael has no less than 7000 AK rounds, for example. Also I think I can count all the times I got killed on a mission with fingers of my hands.

Apart from that this is my game waifu now. The writing is best of all gtas, the humor is great and oh boy these new transitions between scenes where you arrive to a mission and actually meet the person you need instead of jumping into a black barred cutscene...

[FunnyGamer]

[QUOTE=yannickgd;47566199]I do, R* name is yannickgd.[/QUOTE]

We had the worst bus driver in the history of this game.

Took him forever to get to the fucking bus (after refusing to get into my car and didnt let me get into his) and then alerted the cops with his AMAZING DRIVING. It's like he didn't even have hands.

[editline]20th April 2015[/editline]

I just want to get my shitty fucking 220k payout and be done with it. This is honestly the most frustrating fucking thing.

[MuffinZerg]

Also I am surprised how little characters get killed.

Earlier GTAs always worked like this:
- Meet jerk character
- Do a few missions for him
- Assasinate him
But this one is different.
[Sp]I was surprised when the crew paid 2.5m to mendoza.[/sp]

[yannickgd]

[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;47566329]We had the worst bus driver in the history of this game.

Took him forever to get to the fucking bus (after refusing to get into my car and didnt let me get into his) and then alerted the cops with his AMAZING DRIVING. It's like he didn't even have hands.

[editline]20th April 2015[/editline]

I just want to get my shitty fucking 220k payout and be done with it. This is honestly the most frustrating fucking thing.[/QUOTE]

to be honest, driving without hands on a keyboard does seem incredibly hard :v

[FunnyGamer]

It's always something with pubs and I can never get enough FAPS people to join (probably because it's hard to differentiate which invites are from crew members in the deluge of job opportunities). With pubbies it's either they refuse to stick/work together, fuck up something simple (such as "act cool and don't alert the cops/enemies"), NEVER TALK, have dialup, or have 5 fps on minimum settings.

I've sank so much money into hosting this awful prison break.

[editline]20th April 2015[/editline]

It doesn't help that this game uses like 70-90 KB/s upload in multiplayer, which is apparently too much for half of the playerbase.

[Lexinator]

Is there an easy way to get to 1.5 mil cash online?

[SGT-Spartans]

I'm a broke college student with awful priorities;

Where can I buy a cheap steam key for GTA 5?