Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V5 - Weekly Threads - Games

I wish advanced vehicle body mods weren't level locked, but were instead more expensive the lower level you are. Having to wait until level 50+ just to put slightly different fenders on something is bullshit. I don't care if I'm paying double the MSRP for them, [i]just give them to me dammit.[/i]

[QUOTE=Megadave;47566273]Time to start learning some more russian cure words.' Na kaleni, suka is a bit of a stretch[/QUOTE] idi na huy pideras, yebani debil [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Mitsuma;47565789]So I have a fun little story, was doing the last setup mission for Humane Labs heist, two friends and I queue up and got some russian guy who couldn't write/speak english. We still managed to get the car to the garage but thats were the problems started. For some reasons the hacking game was "broken" for the 3 of us, at least thats what I assume. The speed of the hacking game was so fucking fast after the 5th piece, impossible to do it and we actually failed it 3 times but then we let the russian guy try it, he did it in 30s. :v:[/QUOTE] [quote]hacking[/quote] [quote]russian guy[/quote] i wonder why

I countered a god-modder using a tank, just sat on him until the game registered him as stuck and killed him, or he force respawned himself. It's fun to just ragdoll them around as they can't get up.

[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;47566410]Where can I buy a cheap steam key for GTA 5?[/QUOTE] Here are your options: Steam ...Steam Community? [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Gray Altoid;47566369]It's always something with pubs and I can never get enough FAPS people to join (probably because it's hard to differentiate which invites are from crew members in the deluge of job opportunities).[/QUOTE] The invite popup will give a crew tag if they're in your crews

[url=https://a.pomf.se/rcuouf.jpg]neat little easter egg[/url]

[QUOTE=cwook;47566487][url=https://a.pomf.se/rcuouf.jpg]neat little easter egg[/url][/QUOTE] I ran into someone on GTAO RPing as Niko, using a pretty accurate character replica of him Wish I would've taken a picture

[QUOTE=cwook;47566487][url=https://a.pomf.se/rcuouf.jpg]neat little easter egg[/url][/QUOTE] hes also mentioned during the setup for the first heist [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] How do you get custom number plates? I used the ifruit thing and ordered it but theres nothing ingame to get it

[QUOTE=Bullet100;47565356]Honestly I'm not sure what exactly is causing the issue but turning it to DX10.1 didn't work for me, but DX10 seemed to stop the issue. Currently I'm testing to see if disabling Windows Aero (settings back to DX11) resolves the issue but I haven't played enough to test that. Hopefully I'll have an official result tonight if it crashes or not.[/QUOTE] I'd definitely like to hear back about that.

[t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/719790399133687083/4B5A6ABB41D56ED5712AB8A5C4AA0A8175515144/[/t] I wonder what it could possibly be.

I've got like 5 assault rifles in my inventory and it's really annoying that I have to scroll through them all the time so I tried dropping it, which works fine until I join a new session because they immediately get re-added to my inventory. Anyone know of a permanent way to drop weapons?

[QUOTE=nomad1;47566561][t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/719790399133687083/4B5A6ABB41D56ED5712AB8A5C4AA0A8175515144/[/t] I wonder what it could possibly be.[/QUOTE] Fukken fastdl needs configurating :v:

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[QUOTE=Everything;47566499]I ran into someone on GTAO RPing as Niko, using a pretty accurate character replica of him Wish I would've taken a picture[/QUOTE] yeah, seeing Nico's and John Marston's is always fun. I recently just remade a character off of Nico's base because I wanted someone to run around in tracksuits scream davai.

How do you access video editor?

[QUOTE=Araknid;47566505]hes also mentioned during the setup for the first heist [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] How do you get custom number plates? I used the ifruit thing and ordered it but theres nothing ingame to get it[/QUOTE] Try ordering it while you're in GTAO then you'll get a notification in game to go to Los Santos customs to complete your order.

[QUOTE=arleitiss;47566605]How do you access video editor?[/QUOTE] You have to go into single player, it's annoying. Once your in, just scroll along in your pause menu and there should be a tab for the editor.

Love pointing guns at each other inside the car. [t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/536268710575144847/8223B5A476D9C25F8AEF940F1A0C3994831245BB/[/t] Looks hilarious always.

Fucking level 1 joins my heist, I hope he's a dude who is playing for the first time and skipped the tutorial instead of a returning player. I can't tell, but he DOES have the gall to demand more than 15% ("bigger pay or I leave") AND for anything other than pilot. Yeah sure, piloting's hard, but fuck the greedy asshole otherwise. I ask him if he paid 40 thousand to start this exercise in torture, and if he skipped being paid for each setup, and that shut him up. [t]http://i.imgur.com/H9YK9SN.jpg[/t] Remember, unless you do the 15% split on normal, you (as the heist leader) are losing out compared to your cohorts.

Are heists the best way to grind money?

Anyone up for a pacific standard run? Add ATurkeySandvich on social / The Turkey Sandvich (scout avatar) on steam

[QUOTE=Kebab;47566577]I've got like 5 assault rifles in my inventory and it's really annoying that I have to scroll through them all the time so I tried dropping it, which works fine until I join a new session because they immediately get re-added to my inventory. Anyone know of a permanent way to drop weapons?[/QUOTE] fuck its annoying since i bought the flaregun like an idiot and every time i finish/exit a mission it automatically equips the flaregun

[QUOTE=I am Error;47565623]Yeah what the **** this is **** Why is R* so god**** su****ious about everyone? Holy ****[/QUOTE] r* is censored

[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;47566640]Fucking level 1 joins my heist, I hope he's a dude who is playing for the first time and skipped the tutorial instead of a returning player. I can't tell, but he DOES have the gall to demand more than 15% ("bigger pay or I leave") AND for anything other than pilot. Yeah sure, piloting's hard, but fuck the greedy asshole otherwise. I ask him if he paid 40 thousand to start this exercise in torture, and if he skipped being paid for each setup, and that shut him up. [/QUOTE] Paying based on skill and role is something that should be taken into consideration, as uneven pay isn't something that should be frowned upon. Piloting is fucking hard, so if you can find someone who's very skilled in it, it shoud be okay to give them more of a cut from others. However this should not be done for someone who is inexperianced in being a pilot. Flying skills are indeed shown, so it's handy for properly assigning the role [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=gk99;47566657]r* is censored[/QUOTE] What about R**? :v:

[QUOTE=Scratch.;47566669]Paying based on skill and role is something that should be taken into consideration, as uneven pay isn't something that should be frowned upon. Piloting is fucking hard, so if you can find someone who's very skilled in it, it shoud be okay to give them more of a cut from others. However this should not be done for someone who is inexperianced in being a pilot. Flying skills are indeed shown, so it's handy for properly assigning the role [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] What about R**? :v:[/QUOTE] The skill bars are probably not a good assessment for player skill, considering you can just grind flight school/controlled landings to boost it.

[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;47566640]Fucking level 1 joins my heist, I hope he's a dude who is playing for the first time and skipped the tutorial instead of a returning player. I can't tell, but he DOES have the gall to demand more than 15% ("bigger pay or I leave") AND for anything other than pilot. Yeah sure, piloting's hard, but fuck the greedy asshole otherwise. I ask him if he paid 40 thousand to start this exercise in torture, and if he skipped being paid for each setup, and that shut him up. Remember, unless you do the 15% split on normal, you (as the heist leader) are losing out compared to your cohorts.[/QUOTE] I play with 4 course mates, they all all started fresh but one of them ported his char from consoles, he has like 50 mil, he just tells us - split it 40% (host), 30% and 30% (for me and other guy) and doesn't need cash himself. Does that split (40%) compensate host or not? Edit: Nvm, checked your graph, guess it doesn't.

maybe not the best done, but I made a Gordon Freeman type character for online [img]http://puu.sh/hliji/190d4a5233.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=General;47564454]While playing normally, it transfers me to my desktop and I can still hear ingame audio But I can't "alt-tab" into it[/QUOTE] Try CTRL + ALT + DEL, switch over to programs, click on GTAV.exe and then click "Switch to". That's saved my ass from having to reload when I alt-tab out randomly and it won't pull back up.

My car that got cargobobbed up to the top of Mt Chiliad was impounded Why and also how

Is there any workaround for the "throw bomb/grenade on foot, later on at any point aim a gun while in a vehicle" crash? I've tried using rebinding aim to a different key and using a keyboard but nothing works. It's really annoying.

[QUOTE=arleitiss;47566688]I play with 4 course mates, they all all started fresh but one of them ported his char from consoles, he has like 50 mil, he just tells us - split it 40% (host), 30% and 30% (for me and other guy) and doesn't need cash himself. Does that split (40%) compensate host or not?[/QUOTE] If by compensate you mean strictly paying his buy in costs, then yes and then some. These tables are strictly a comparison between the host's earnings and the other people's earnings at various cuts after all setups and the finale. It'd be very hard not to make back your buy-in cost unless you gave yourself like, 20% or less.