Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V5 - Weekly Threads - Games

It gets sticky after a while you know

[QUOTE=Niven;47567460]I don't know why I keep doing pub heists. I was doing the prison mission finale as the pilot. I got hit by a rocket cause the jet shot two and I couldn't dodge in time. Our buzzard isn't doing shit so I have to circle around behind the jet. Then when I land (keep in mind the engine is on fire), they all get in and yell and me to go when the engine is CLEARLY NOT WORKING. Then a police car rams me and apparently that's my fault. Then I get us in the air and there's 3 police helicopters on us and our buzzard isn't doing shit. I'm constantly looking at the minimap avoiding their cone of vision but this guy in the plane is constantly yelling at me about me doing the wrong stuff. I listen to him to get him to shut the fuck up, which is to go high and into the ocean where "enemies won't spawn anymore." They spawned. He said I was trash then proceeded to say that he's "reporting me" to get put in the "idiot pool." Like what. He also took 55% of the share leaving us all with a stupidly low amount of 15% for no reason.[/QUOTE] Just fyi, when the enemy jet is almost close enough to lock on, you can bank into a 360deg turn and end up behind the jet. You can just follow the jet from then on like nothing. I think the pilot has the easiest job once you know this.

Rockstar fix your shit this ERR_GFX_D3D_INIT is pissing me off to no end Game will then launch fine in windowed but as soon as i go fullscreen that occurs

Great. I have to go through this installation, again.

Has anyone had the an issue where any time you go into a semi high end apt (like Del Perro Hights) it gets stuck loading the apartment? It's really annoying because I spent my last 200k on it and I don't want it to have gone to waste

[QUOTE=Hatley;47565709][t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/dosB2oo5Z0-O5njUZLKkuQ_0_0.jpg[/t] I became Beard.[/QUOTE] [url]http://imgur.com/a/ynOZo[/url] Here's a guide to make him if any of you want to steal.

Any way to make the mouse control helicopter yaw instead of roll? Would make aiming much easier

What really [I]really[/I] pisses me off about GTA Online is that a dude can kill me 5 times in his armored Kuruma and only have to worry about a few points off his mental state. I retaliate once by blowing him up and I lose out on money, I'm labeled a "bad sport", AND my mental state goes down. WTF is this.

Lot of mechanics in GTA in general can be labelled by "WTF why is this a thing?". Hard to guess what they were thinking when they were making some of those decisions.

[QUOTE=waxrock;47567952]What really [I]really[/I] pisses me off about GTA Online is that a dude can kill me 5 times in his armored Kuruma and only have to worry about a few points off his mental state. I retaliate once by blowing him up and I lose out on money, I'm labeled a "bad sport", AND my mental state goes down. WTF is this.[/QUOTE] Yeah, the carebear stuff is the most out-of-place thing in GTA, along with the censor. It's like the "No Fun Allowed" team was in charge of GTAO.

-sniip-

[QUOTE=Luxuria;47568026]Anyone here wanna be a prisoner in prison break?[/QUOTE] sure, bran34 on sc

Can't wait to upload a video tomorrow showing my near misses off when being a pilot for the jailbreak heist. Question though: When being a security guard for it, does gun color cause the guards to turn hostile against you or does it happen regardless? Cause right now my gun looks like a Nerf gun :v:

wait hold on [img]http://7proxies.pw/i/2015/04/15-04-21_19-21-34.png[/img]

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[QUOTE=Scratch.;47568055]wait hold on [img]http://7proxies.pw/i/2015/04/15-04-21_19-21-34.png[/img][/QUOTE] God speed

[QUOTE=nomad1;47568046] Question though: When being a security guard for it, does gun color cause the guards to turn hostile against you or does it happen regardless? Cause right now my gun looks like a Nerf gun :v:[/QUOTE] It happens no matter what. I just start firing the officers as soon as I get off the bus. [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] What's in the patch this time?

[QUOTE=Scratch.;47568055]wait hold on [img]http://7proxies.pw/i/2015/04/15-04-21_19-21-34.png[/img][/QUOTE] rip

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47568057]God speed[/QUOTE] It only took two minutes I just capped at a bad time

Hey folks! Coming from the guy who compiled the list of censored words R* made, I've figured out a way to change your online player model to any NPC model. Still a work in progress. But it's hilarious so far! [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/QBkqkC2.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/vsRNAWo.jpg[/thumb]

[QUOTE=KamenMoore;47568091]Hey folks! Coming from the guy who compiled the list of censored words R* made, I've figured out a way to change your online player model to any NPC model. Still a work in progress. But it's hilarious so far! [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/QBkqkC2.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/vsRNAWo.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] I swear to god if people don't get banned for this, I'm gonna be a monkey.

[QUOTE=UserNotFound;47568101]I swear to god if people don't get banned for this, I'm gonna be a monkey.[/QUOTE] They got banned for doing it on PS3 and 360, would be surprised if they don't ban on PC.

[QUOTE=Chains!;47568107]They got banned for doing it on PS3 and 360, would be surprised if they don't ban on PC.[/QUOTE] I used the simple trainer online on GTA IV. Made myself Brucie and went around hassling people. Was quite fun telling people to fuck off while using the female walk animations as Brucie.

[QUOTE=KamenMoore;47568091]Hey folks! Coming from the guy who compiled the list of censored words R* made, I've figured out a way to change your online player model to any NPC model. Still a work in progress. But it's hilarious so far! [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/QBkqkC2.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/vsRNAWo.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] Is it visible for others or just you?

You know in a heist? Does the setup cost only cover one attempt? How many attempts is in "one attempt"? How long do they usually last? Are they really really difficult?

[QUOTE=Erasus;47568141]You know in a heist? Does the setup cost only cover one attempt? How many attempts is in "one attempt"? How long do they usually last? Are they really really difficult?[/QUOTE] You pay the setup cost once. You only pay the cost again if you cancel the heist through Lester/finish the heist, then want to play the heist again.

This infinite apartment loading issue is annoying as fuck. I can't access my character because it puts me in the bugged apartment.

[QUOTE=Erasus;47568141]You know in a heist? Does the setup cost only cover one attempt? How many attempts is in "one attempt"? How long do they usually last? Are they really really difficult?[/QUOTE] The difficulty comes from playing with pubs who can't seem to do anything without dying. :v:

[QUOTE=Skipcast;47568120]Is it visible for others or just you?[/QUOTE] I think the point of the 2nd screenshot is that it is from the perspective of another player rather than the player who has been changed. maybe the first one is too, can't really tell

:c [t]http://7proxies.pw/i/2015/04/15-04-21_19-58-18.jpg[/t] [QUOTE=Scorpionsting;47568159]This infinite apartment loading issue is annoying as fuck. I can't access my character because it puts me in the bugged apartment.[/QUOTE] Can you access the interation menu to change it?