Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V5 - Weekly Threads

[Yummy Pie]

Thanks for the accept into the crew.

[Boaraes]

[QUOTE=ijyt;47578385]I just bought and pimped out a Panto, still not sure if I've made a terrible investment.[/QUOTE]

it's the best investment one could make

[Colour]

[QUOTE=Pax;47578197]Wow, only 33 new posts in the last three hours? Is the shine wearing off?

So, did anybody stick around on console? Or has the whole thread converted to PC?[/QUOTE]

I'll be over here on my PS4

[dookster]

Ugh, has anyone else suddenly had their game lagging every 15 seconds or so with it getting worse the longer you play? It was working fine yesterday, now this.

[gongi]

[QUOTE=dookster;47578501]Ugh, has anyone else suddenly had their game lagging every 15 seconds or so with it getting worse the longer you play? It was working fine yesterday, now this.[/QUOTE]

I've had it since launch, and the new patch only made it worse.

[SleepyAl]

Fucking around with the Armored Kuruma with my friends, this thing is god damn invincible. We dropped it down a fucking mountain and it wasn't even smoking, and it drove straight off a skyscraper and ran fine afterwards.

[video=youtube;JPbhZMlUlfs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPbhZMlUlfs[/video]

[video=youtube;YwiKk97j65A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwiKk97j65A[/video]

[Khutor]

[QUOTE=The Genie;47578561]I just spent ages fighting some dude before realising he was impenetrable to bullets but he was still managing to die from fall damage and explosions. Weird.[/QUOTE]

Was he fighting back? If not, he was in passive mode.

[AxelTheDragon]

[QUOTE=dookster;47578501]Ugh, has anyone else suddenly had their game lagging every 15 seconds or so with it getting worse the longer you play? It was working fine yesterday, now this.[/QUOTE]

I only just got the PC version today, but even with my terrible 1GB VRAM the only problem I've ever had is the occasional stuttering when going fast, and that doesn't usually get too bad. I don't know whether to feel lucky that it runs as smooth as it does, or sad that I have a 6-or-7-year old PC.

[Scratch]

Does anyone else have a problem with the job creator?
The error isn't so much that I can only launch it properly from Singleplayer, but when I exit it, the satellite load tries to load back in from my job's location, rather than where my characters are
The game just crashes before it loads into player view

[ijyt]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;47578426]it's the best investment one could make[/QUOTE]

Maybe you're right.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/mt6ikJH.jpg[/img]

[FetusFondler]

[QUOTE=Erasus;47574362]This is kind of silly. Surely ramming/spinning people out is part of the races? I do it all of the time as well as pretty much everyone does it to me. If you don't want to be rammed or span out then do a non-contact race, that's a better suggestion.

Ramming/Spinning people out is just part of the game.[/QUOTE]

Nah mate, it's just dirty shit that just pisses the other person off

[Covalent]

I just got started in Online

I have no clue what I am doing, someone was shooting at me, and I killed them

someone over mic said I killed someone with a bounty and congratulated me

I have no clue what even

[KorJax]

Really wish you could walk in first person mode with m+k

Been playing with a controller lately because it actually lets me walk. Plus has nice stuff like vibrations when going over bumps in the road. But fuck me if aiming/looking around isn't clunky as hell compared to mouse.

I'd be willing to lose vibration if they didn't remove walking from first person for no arbitrary reason. Makes it a pain to follow characters or go slow through an area when you are forced to run 100% of the time.

[FetusFondler]

It's funny how you can beat most people in Online races simply by following a correct racing line. Also very satisfying when you manage to beat those 13 year old ramming fucktards after they bumped you off the road and you didn't retaliate. But revenge is sweet nonetheless so I usually just ram them back.

[hipsterhendrix]

Guys, just got round to reformating the pc with windows 8.1

gtav is already installed on a external drive but when I click play on steam it comes up with this
"XINPUT1_3.DLL"

any ideas?

[Scratch]

[QUOTE=cr2142;47578768]Guys, just got round to reformating the pc with windows 8.1

gtav is already installed on a external drive but when I click play on steam it comes up with this
"XINPUT1_3.DLL"

any ideas?[/QUOTE]

Install directx or somehting
You're missing xinput
[url]http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=35[/url]

[hipsterhendrix]

[QUOTE=Scratch.;47578775]Install directx or somehting
You're missing xinput
[url]http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=35[/url][/QUOTE]

great that worked, thanks a lot mate

Looks like gtav is alive and kicking still.

So glad my pc is completely clean now, feels good to start it up and have it running in a few minutes

[Javascript]

Fight club server's going up in a few minutes. It'll be invite only.

Go ahead and add/message me on steam to get in:
[URL]http://steamcommunity.com/id/javabark/[/URL]

Or add me on RSC:
Coffeescript

[Tuskin]

[QUOTE=cr2142;47578768]Guys, just got round to reformating the pc with windows 8.1

gtav is already installed on a external drive but when I click play on steam it comes up with this
"XINPUT1_3.DLL"

any ideas?[/QUOTE]

Xinput are controller drivers

[Neddy]

[QUOTE=Javascript;47578834]Fight club server's going up in a few minutes. It'll be crew only, invite only would be a hassle.

Go ahead and add/message me on steam to get in:
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/javabark/[/url][/QUOTE]

You already broke the number 1 rule of fightclub :v:

[Tuskin]

Or not

[Atva300ex]

Anyone wanna help with some Prison Break setups?

Soviet_Sandvich in the Social Club.

[Scratch]

[QUOTE=Tuskin;47578845]Or not[/QUOTE]

They are
But it's a part of the package

I can only guess that GTA was running off a previous install, DirectX prerequisites weren't actually installed on the new system

[robotman5]

Ughhh keep getting timed out sessions (not all the time but still) or suddenly everyone is gone.... i would of thought rockstar had good servers..

[Scratch]

[QUOTE=robotman5;47578909]Ughhh keep getting timed out sessions (not all the time but still) or suddenly everyone is gone.... i would of thought rockstar had good servers..[/QUOTE]

rockstar doesn't own p2p

[Cypher_09]

Also just bought a Panto for the crew.

[blazingfly]

Killed someone with a bounty by shooting down his helicopter, he spawns next to me, and snipes me, and I guess I lost the bounty due to dropped cash.

I rate balanced.

[Iced Tea]

[QUOTE=blazingfly;47579004]Killed someone with a bounty by shooting down his helicopter, he spawns next to me, and snipes me, and I guess I lost the bounty due to dropped cash.

I rate balanced.[/QUOTE]

The money is deposited directly into your bank account to avoid that scenario, it's just that the game can be a little retarded sometimes and not notify you about it until minutes after killing the guy.

[editline]22nd April 2015[/editline]

I've had many scenarios where they would respawn with a bounty marker on them and run around for a while before it disappears and I get the reward.

[Procrastinate]

[video=youtube;TJV0c8n4rz8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJV0c8n4rz8[/video]

I don't know what I made.
Yes I see the watermark. It's just a test.

[diwako]

Did last online heist with friends on hard. Took like half of this as the leader :v:
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/543024637567499821/5FA479F83D7AB3C5793B2C6FFA7F5E5113E41F40/[/t]

Then we partied, the rich slav way
[t]http://jesusfuck.me/di/8LAZ/2015-04-23-00020.jpg[/t]