Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos
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I went on Citadel and went as chef. It seems like a tame place aside from all the special snowflakes, except for my fellow chef who seemed really determined on teaching me how to cook despite my rejections.
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We were both syndies. This is basically what happened.
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[QUOTE=Jmir 54;49018693]I went on Citadel and went as chef. It seems like a tame place aside from all the special snowflakes, except for my fellow chef who seemed really determined on teaching me how to cook despite my rejections.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like he tried to give you the cook.
Just joined Citatel as a QM. Cargo was littered with furry lemons from the library
[editline]31st October 2015[/editline]
Also the medical staff is too busy ERPing rather than cloning dead people
Make a whole heap of noise in maint [X] check
HoS on site [X] Check
HoS dunked [X] Check
Internet shit itself as I go to cuff him and atain victory [X] Check!
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tdyTHi2.png[/img]
Can you guess where I was when I reconnected? thats right, in perma.
<3 my isp
I am never using phlogiston grenades ever again. First time I used them I managed to get myself banned from Hippie and just now I almost died fifteen minutes after I killed my target because the entire hallway they detonated in was still too hot/pressurized to walk in without protection
[QUOTE=Kierany9;49030178]I am never using phlogiston grenades ever again. First time I used them I managed to get myself banned from Hippie and just now I almost died fifteen minutes after I killed my target because the entire hallway they detonated in was still too hot/pressurized to walk in without protection[/QUOTE]
But borderline ban-worthy, near-suicidal destruction means its working as intended.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re-6upmVxiQ[/media]
I only got to recording half way through the round because nvidia shadow play was freaking out. So it doesn't show how I get the Captain's ID or the setup.
Still was fun though.
Why the fuck did you stretch it out? It looks so gross, you should have just left it as a square.
Good job, though.
[QUOTE=Rats808;49031241]Why the fuck did you stretch it out? It looks so gross, you should have just left it as a square.
Good job, though.[/QUOTE]
I was more concerned with a [I]NVIDIA HAS A NEW UPDATE[/I] overlay that covered the entire chat unfortunately. That's why I zoomed in on the action, and I didn't think about the stretching--
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SDghLUF.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Naelstrom;49031066][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re-6upmVxiQ[/media]
I only got to recording half way through the round because nvidia shadow play was freaking out. So it doesn't show how I get the Captain's ID or the setup.
Still was fun though.[/QUOTE]
The run speed in that video is driving me insane.
Played SS13 after a 2 year break. I used to be robust as fuck and could 1v1 the top server players and 50% of the time I'd come out on top.
Coming back to the game now, everything is so different, but there's still so many familiar things. Needless to say, I now suck dick. I got traitor and I died in the silliest way. I threw EMP nades at the AI to take out his motherboard or some shit (which I had no idea how to do but I was just gonna wing it) and I had a signal jammer on me so AI couldn't call for help. I spent the next 5 mins fucking around trying to open the AI up and get the thing I needed.
Somehow the HoP caught me in the act, I dunno if he just happened to be walking by or heard the nades or what. I got blasted and died.
[editline]2nd November 2015[/editline]
All I could do was run cause I suck at fighting now. In the end I just stopped, said "I suck" then suicided.
I forgot to change my preferences a few rounds ago on Hippie and I spawned as the HoP. I did a few job changes before making myself a fake Chemist ID and headed off into chemistry. I greet the other chemist, change clothes and get to work. My goal was to make a mix of chemicals that would let me survive in space without internals. I mixed up some Sabutamol and some Saline-Glucose solution before getting the genius idea of adding some Cryoxadone to the mix(FYI, all you need is Cryo and it'll heal you faster than space can kill you). So I add the chlorine and stable plasma and try to remember the recepie of Unstable Mutagen by heart. I knew it had phosphorus but was unsure on the rest of the ingredients. I picked sulphuric acid because that sounds like it can mutate, righ-
[B]PHLOGISTON![/B]
The plasma, phosphorus and sulphuric acid reacted, setting me on fire. I ran out of the lab, tried to put myself out and then died because resisting was bugged or something, I dunno. Medical staff was incompetent and a borg cloned me about 15 minutes later. As soon as I was back in the game and non-retarded, this showed up.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hA7XRFO.png[/IMG]
The reason why it was just one rev was because the guy got arrested by security before he could recruit anyone. I'm unsure why he got arrested, though he claimed he was afk for a while before being jumped on by a sec officer.
He spent at least fifteen or twenty minutes in the lab with me mixing chems, and he was there when I died. My guess is that he didn't realize he was a rev.
So some dude was running around pollymorphing people waiting for the shuttle after a wizard trashed the station.
Pushed him over and grabbed it from him, use it on him and what do you know he turns into a fucking syndicate assault cyborg armed with a 40mm grenade launcher.
RIP departures.
I was playing mime in a wizard round, and the wizard used both the weapons and staves/wands spells.
For weapons, afaik everyone handed them over to Sec immediately. But when staves and wands came out, I got a staff of healing so I ran around zapping people who looked hurt(eventually Beepsky stunned and cuffed me, for some reason), then I later snagged a wand of fireball from some guy hiding out in maintenance and [I]probably[/I] killed him with it(I clicked in his direction a couple times as I ran away, dunno if he got saved or not), then later found a gem hardsuit and put it on over my mime shit.
Towards the end of the round, right as the shuttle arrived, people still had their magical shit, and someone(using a handtele, probably) made a portal to the teleporter room right in front of me, and 2 other people fell though with me. I quickly set the teleporter target to the escape shuttle and started calibrating it, and managed to throw one of the guys(who was unconscious) through, then follow the other guy through [I]right[/I] before the shuttle took off due to the heads making it an early launch. We ended up in the front section of the shuttle.
After about 5 seconds of being happy I'd made it on, someone in the same part of the shuttle zapped me and I got pushed about 3 spaces to the right of the shuttle's right windows, in the middle of the huge area that usually pushes you down and drops you into a random z-level. But, I was sitting perfectly still, and I sat there waving to the people in the shuttle until it arrived and popped over to the Centcomm z-level. Then I threw a box to propel myself and ended up in the middle of the thunderdome.
TL;DR Wiznerd round shenanigans.
[QUOTE=Rats808;49037025]I was playing mime in a wizard round, and the wizard used both the weapons and staves/wands spells.
For weapons, afaik everyone handed them over to Sec immediately. But when staves and wands came out, I got a staff of healing so I ran around zapping people who looked hurt(eventually Beepsky stunned and cuffed me, for some reason), then I later snagged a wand of fireball from some guy hiding out in maintenance and [I]probably[/I] killed him with it(I clicked in his direction a couple times as I ran away, dunno if he got saved or not), then later found a gem hardsuit and put it on over my mime shit.
Towards the end of the round, right as the shuttle arrived, people still had their magical shit, and someone(using a handtele, probably) made a portal to the teleporter room right in front of me, and 2 other people fell though with me. I quickly set the teleporter target to the escape shuttle and started calibrating it, and managed to throw one of the guys(who was unconscious) through, then follow the other guy through [I]right[/I] before the shuttle took off due to the heads making it an early launch. We ended up in the front section of the shuttle.
After about 5 seconds of being happy I'd made it on, someone in the same part of the shuttle zapped me and I got pushed about 3 spaces to the right of the shuttle's right windows, in the middle of the huge area that usually pushes you down and drops you into a random z-level. But, I was sitting perfectly still, and I sat there waving to the people in the shuttle until it arrived and popped over to the Centcomm z-level. Then I threw a box to propel myself and ended up in the middle of the thunderdome.
TL;DR Wiznerd round shenanigans.[/QUOTE]
Oh hey, this was on paradise right? I was in that round too. I was the xenobiologist. turned into a shadow-person and body swapped with the NT rep. Tried to body swap the HoS, who wasn't having that shit and obliterizzled me with a pulse rifle.
Lexorin is such a good syringe gun ammo. It's a 100% chance to kill most of the time because most people don't realize what it does. It also crits in like 30 ticks so they rarely have time.
Botanist asks for mutagen. I ask her to come back with a stamped paper from the CMO or HOP. She comes back and tries to break in. Turns out she was a traitor so I shot her full of lexorin. She tried to minibomb me but right after she activated it she passed out from the lexorin and gibbed herself.
10/10
[editline]3rd November 2015[/editline]
How the fuck did I double post
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So I was lagging really badly as a traitor so I decided to just bomb the station, I was sitting in the bar when it went off and the botanist had just delivered a crate of bannanas.
I got hit with the contents of my table and then took the entire crate of them to the face which instantly put me into red :v:
[QUOTE=TheJunction;49038513]Oh hey, this was on paradise right? I was in that round too. I was the xenobiologist. turned into a shadow-person and body swapped with the NT rep. Tried to body swap the HoS, who wasn't having that shit and obliterizzled me with a pulse rifle.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, Paradise.
I also had a fun round as a Vampire last night as the CE.
I drank exactly 0 blood, but I used my flash on several people and eventually someone called for help and I got torched in the chapel.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;49044533]Lexorin is such a good syringe gun ammo. It's a 100% chance to kill most of the time because most people don't realize what it does. It also crits in like 30 ticks so they rarely have time.[/QUOTE]
What exactly does lexorin do?
[QUOTE=Kyle902;49045175]Botanist asks for mutagen. I ask her to come back with a stamped paper from the CMO or HOP. She comes back and tries to break in. Turns out she was a traitor so I shot her full of lexorin. She tried to minibomb me but right after she activated it she passed out from the lexorin and gibbed herself.
10/10[/QUOTE]
What server was that on?
[QUOTE=loopoo;49046785]What exactly does lexorin do?[/QUOTE]
Stops you from breathing. Almost as OP as the traitor chemical that gives you heart attacks.
I was the captain in a gangs round last night, and as per the norm I shoved my spare ID and the nuke disk up my ass for safekeeping.
Skip ahead a bit and the Sirius gang had already pooped out a dominator in cargo. With the shuttle still on its way and with little time left I decided to show how fucking robust I was.
Thanks to a bug with stun guns I knocked out at least three gang members into a coma, shot some to crit with the antique laser gun, and finally, when I got to cargo, I robusted a couple of guys before finally hitting the dirt myself.
In a last moment of desperation, I *superfarted and hoped for a nova.
Instead, I shat out the nuke disk and the spare ID out of my ass with the speed of two torpedos towards one of the gang members called Dean with 100% embed chance, literally giving him all access to DEATH.
And then Sirius won because the timer ran out.
gg
[editline]aga[/editline]
The captain's spare ID embeds itself in Dean Damon's right arm!
Dean Damon has been hit by the captain's spare ID.
The nuclear authentication disk embeds itself in Dean Damon's right leg!
Dean Damon has been hit by the nuclear authentication disk.
[I]Holy shit, your butt flies off in an arc![/I]
The feeling when you gib a ling who's knocked you down on the first hit with a voice-scanner bomb. Oh, it's so fucking good.
The pneumatic cannon is so fucking good. At setting 3 it will basically instakill anyone who isn't in full goliath plate and in a mech and it will embed like 40 glass shards and rods into your target that its always a kill.
always remember to load high impale chance items in it
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