Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos - Games

[QUOTE=Wingz;49367041]crusader kings 13[/QUOTE] Space station 13 !!!!

[QUOTE=Wingz;49367041]crusader kings 13[/QUOTE] Our mentally retarded spess men are better than thou inbred men in pussy skin

[QUOTE=Lawligagger;49364559][video=youtube;fA3I9qtoqBs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA3I9qtoqBs[/video] Don't you love cloak and dagger drama and politics in a space game?[/QUOTE] The sad thing is that this isn't even the first nor second time I've seen shit like this happen to a community. Power-hungry people are the fucking worst.

I'm not gonna get really into this, but I played games with food and fragg for years (airsoft subforum og) and I'm not even shocked this happened. Multiple times they had proven to just be morally broken. Hope shit gets sorted bud, they're the ones that deserve to be evicted

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;49367886]I'm not gonna get really into this, but I played games with food and fragg for years (airsoft subforum og) and I'm not even shocked this happened. Multiple times they had proven to just be morally broken. Hope shit gets sorted bud, they're the ones that deserve to be evicted[/QUOTE] my mom always told me not to play with food.

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;49367886] [drama] [/QUOTE] The only one I knew out of the bunch was Foos and he's always been a toxic guy. Anyhow had a round where I tried to build a ghetto supermarket and this traitor slips me and takes me to a maintenence closet where he lynches my ass and goes around pretending to be me but somehow manages to fail to achieve his objectives. There'd better be a round where a clown named "THE JOKER" starts a 'suicide squad' in the bar in which a bunch of assistants in clown masks lynch themselves. That would be glorious.

[QUOTE=Lawligagger;49364559][video=youtube;fA3I9qtoqBs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA3I9qtoqBs[/video][/QUOTE] Jesus Christ, I'm glad I got out of that mess a year ago.

Now that the drama has died down and everything is sorta good... I want to be paid a penny for every time I see or hear about a Chief Engineer fucking up near the engine and end up floating around near the singulo while crashing into the containment field every now and then. It sorta makes me happy to see. It's like it was meant to be.

Reminds me of the only time I've ever set up the Singularity as CE alone. I have no idea what caused it, but it broke out of the containment field. Considering it was accompanied by a message from CentComm that basically said 'hey singulo is escaping so we're just gonna delete it', I'm guessing it was just an admin fucking around, or something. It was also a Ragin' Mages round, though, so maybe one of them fucked with it; idk, I ended up respawning as a mage not long after I killed myself with radiation from an emitter after setting up the new Singulo, and having the objective to steal my own ID as the CE. [sp]I ended up accidentally exploding myself with a fireball because I'd never played a wizard before.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Amiga OS;49378926]If you were too slow, the engineering SMES cells would have depleted their charge, and the field emitters would have ran dry.[/QUOTE] It was fine for about half an hour, though, after I set it up. I remember I even checked on it, like, a minute before we got the CentComm message, and it seemed fine.

Can't wait to share Christmas Eve on my favorite space station tonight with my fellow space men

Gift wrapped toolboxes

[QUOTE=Limed00d;49383127]Gift wrapped toolboxes[/QUOTE] Apply on someone else's face, repeatedly.

[QUOTE=Dromlexer;49383740]Apply on someone else's face, repeatedly.[/QUOTE] "aw! you shudnph haph!"

Ya know, as much as they get a bad rep, I've never been toolboxed to death

i feel like the wep that should have the worst rep is the crowbar every new player who wants to kill someone has it as his disposal as a weapon, and a crowbar to the head should basically be an instakill, right?

fire extinguisher should be the SS13 iconic weapon imo the clunk sound too addictive every time i see one i just want to bash a niggas head in

[QUOTE=Jmir 54;49384432]Ya know, as much as they get a bad rep, I've never been toolboxed to death[/QUOTE] Toolboxes were an instant knockout back in the day, or simply did massive damage after that was nerfed.

[QUOTE=Col.Rebel;49387345]i feel like the wep that should have the worst rep is the crowbar every new player who wants to kill someone has it as his disposal as a weapon, and a crowbar to the head should basically be an instakill, right?[/QUOTE] It's surprisingly not that great at killing despite its obvious benefits as a bludgeoning weapon. I used to work in a hardware store and I used to pick up stuff in the store that were also in SS13 and handle them to see if they would actually be a good weapon. One thing I found is that wrenches aren't that great of a weapon, they're pretty unwieldy, same thing with sledgehammers and certain fire axes, shits heavy.

[QUOTE=Jmir 54;49389033]It's surprisingly not that great at killing despite its obvious benefits as a bludgeoning weapon. I used to work in a hardware store and I used to pick up stuff in the store that were also in SS13 and handle them to see if they would actually be a good weapon. One thing I found is that wrenches aren't that great of a weapon, they're pretty unwieldy, same thing with sledgehammers and certain fire axes, shits heavy.[/QUOTE] A fire extinguisher fell on my head once, when I was in eighth grade. I can assure you, it hurts like a bitch, if nothing else.

mothmen added on hippie station [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/p9HBraQ.png[/IMG] I sprited them, they look so fuzzy, and shit.

Would be be cool if you could do things like sharpen screwdrivers into shivs

[QUOTE=mecaguy03;49392412]Would be be cool if you could do things like sharpen screwdrivers into shivs[/QUOTE] Gettin shanked in the shower station 13

Drop the soap

[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/104171519/ss13/myshit/shard.png[/IMG] Because of shit like this I keep coming back to 2d spessmen

Malf AI round on Hippie, I say fuck it and space myself to check on the AI core and also to abandon Z level if we were completely fucked. [t]http://i.imgur.com/5T0GsmN.png[/t] honk

[QUOTE=Kierany9;49395597]Malf AI round on Hippie, I say fuck it and space myself to check on the AI core and also to abandon Z level if we were completely fucked. [t]http://i.imgur.com/5T0GsmN.png[/t] honk[/QUOTE] That plucky little clown there is me! I'm kinda proud of my work there, I had to steal a few sheets of metal, break into tech storage to get the exofab board, picomanipulator and High power mirco laser. Then break into science to get the two matter bins and a console screen (or ask very nicely, only works half the time) After setting up the exofab I then set about growing replica butt seeds, which for some reason lack a sprite, and mass producing cybrog arms. Thanks to the Melons for Biomass bananas for healing and the sink nearby I had an almost fully self sufficient buttbot farm, limited only by the amount of metal I had available, if there is a plant that can produce sheets of metal I'd be set for life. The best part was that after the AI initiated the self destruct, the buttbots lived and kept repeating out the buttified corruption of the HOS' call to evacuate the station ad infinitum. On the subject of botany clown, bananas heals clowns slowly, healing about 1 damage of each type for each unit of banana juice in your system, at high potency they contain about 11 units of banana juice AND the hihger the potency the longer people are stunned when they slip on them. Take your roundstart banana and sacrifice it to the seed extractor in the hidden botany or public garden and get growing, this is because your roundstart banana has 50 potency and will produce 1-4 seeds of the same banana as opposed to the ultra pathetic mini dick bananas the real botanists have at this time You can fit 50 bananas of any potency in the portable seed extractor, that's as good as having 500 units of omnizine if you have some decent bananas, and 50 banana skins with which to slip people with. A clown infected with the virus that regulates your food level meaning you never have to eat means you can actually eat forever, as it always sets your fullness value to something specific, ergo a clown who has a big sack of bananas and that virus is as hard to kill as a ling and and INFURIATINGLY large supply of skins to slip you with. [editline]27th December 2015[/editline] Also one last funfact, any interaction with a clown will result in them honking, this means a clown clicking themselves with the help intent will honk as fast as they can click the button. Hippielings can get a power that halves the games internal interaction cooldown... put two and two together and become the honkmeister.

So if you use cutting weapons on the neck can you slit peoples throat? I could swear I remembered that on hippie you could target the neck.

[QUOTE=thisguy123;49396055] Hippielings can get a power that halves the games internal interaction cooldown... put two and two together and become the honkmeister.[/QUOTE] I bet if you used an autoclicker you could probably overload the server with honking

[QUOTE=MendozaMan;49399447]I bet if you used an autoclicker you could probably overload the server with honking[/QUOTE] The cooldown is still there and even with it halved it's STILL slower than yer average human can spam buttons but it means you can toolbox a guy into crit pretty fucking fast if you get the jump.