Also if you guys want a laugh, look at /tg/'s controversial pull requests.
[url]https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/issues?utf8=%E2%9C%93&q=label%3AControversial+[/url]
Most don't get pulled, but still. Remove virology, remove malf, remove command + sec radio from AI, auto-recall shuttle if a certain amount of people are alive, actually adding catbeasts for real, remove the "stun" from "stunbaton", stuff like that.
There was a PR that didn't get merged to flat out remove Ei Nath from wizard. Lots of fun stuff there.
[QUOTE=Solomon;49448978]Ok so i dont know TCOMMS script anymore but can i replace $content with $bagels and have it replace the word bagel with whatever is in pick() when its said over the radio.[/QUOTE]
You'd need to use the replace command. Just plop this in tcomms and it's done.
[CODE]replace($content, "bagels", pick("clowns", "dragon dildoes"));[/CODE]
Replace "bagels" with the word you want replaced and "clowns" and "dragon dildoes" with the words you want to replace it with. For more words, just add more to the list (separated by commas and in quote marks). This will only replace the word when it's written in lower case though. There's a fancy way to get it to replace it regardless of casing with an explode command but I'm too shit/tired to do that now so just repeat the code again, once for uppercase and once for the first letter being uppercase.
from the same channel
[video]https://youtu.be/AKiISfXXw0o[/video]
not from the same channel
[video=youtube;N4dICW-2rNg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4dICW-2rNg[/video]
I'm pretty sure that 90% of Nuke Ops rounds start off at least a little better than this one did.
[QUOTE=Kierany9;49459386]I'm pretty sure that 90% of Nuke Ops rounds start off at least a little better than this one did.
(not from the same channel)
[video=youtube;N4dICW-2rNg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4dICW-2rNg[/video][/QUOTE]
Reminds me of the nuke ops round where everyone in the squad (me including) impersonated as chiefs and won without spending a single TC.
I can't stress how happy of a clown I am when I get to fill my entire backpack with MAX POTENCY BANANAS
[QUOTE=Limed00d;49460409]I can't stress how happy of a clown I am when I get to fill my entire backpack with MAX POTENCY BANANAS[/QUOTE]
Nab the portable seed extractor from the public garden... it can hold [B]FIFTY[/B] MAX POTENCY BANANAS!
[QUOTE=thisguy123;49462011]Nab the portable seed extractor from the public garden... it can hold [B]FIFTY[/B] MAX POTENCY BANANAS![/QUOTE]
When noone was looking, the clown took [B]fifty[/B] bananas. He took 50 bananas. That's as many as five tens. And that's terrible.
I was clown, found a random Meeseeks, the result of this encounter can be seen here:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DkoTBma.jpg[/IMG]
[I]Existence is pain to a meeseeks, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain.[/I]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/moimb/d4ab6df607.png[/IMG]
context?
I have been formally warned by an administrator
Damn, I've been out of the loop for too long, what server has Meeseeks?
[QUOTE=blazingfly;49496980]Damn, I've been out of the loop for too long, what server has Meeseeks?[/QUOTE]
Hippie Station iirc
After i grabbed a few bums and threw them down a hole (including a player controlled one) right near a kid, and telling him "don't trust bums", he tried to be edgy
[IMG]http://puu.sh/mqBbu/a81c1bd8a0.png[/IMG]
hobos slaughtered him
i'd pay good money to see the admin-log spam he sent complaining about how you griefed him
[QUOTE=loopoo;49500021]i'd pay good money to see the admin-log spam he sent complaining about how you griefed him[/QUOTE]
Considering that's Lifeweb, it'd probably be something like
[quote]Someone griffed me!!! :( :( :( Dexter Flint threw me down a hole after I made a joke!!! :''''''(((
Dexter Flint!!!!! :( :( :( :( !!!(He griefed me![/quote]
Followed shortly by an ooc message of "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"
Because that's how Lifeweb handles adminhelp. It gives you a list for the first bit(someone griffed me), then 3 text boxes with questions for the rest. No matter what you do, from the moment you click 'adminhelp', you're guaranteed to announce "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" once you get through the dialogs, and no admin will help you.
Lifeweb has no rules, and the admins are too busy having fun to worry about other people not having fun unless it's [i]actually[/i] breaking the server, so that's how they handle adminhelp stuff.
anyone have a beginners guide to lifeweb? I don't need to know how to do everything, I just need to know how I even play. I've played twice now and the first time I was apparently hit with a sledge by my own son and left to die after becoming paralyzed, and the second time I was in a migrant wave completely alone in an already dug out shaft, but I had no idea how to navigate since I packed my torch away and don't know how to light it, then I walked too close to lava and burnt to death
[QUOTE=PredGD;49501683]anyone have a beginners guide to lifeweb? I don't need to know how to do everything, I just need to know how I even play. I've played twice now and the first time I was apparently hit with a sledge by my own son and left to die after becoming paralyzed, and the second time I was in a migrant wave completely alone in an already dug out shaft, but I had no idea how to navigate since I packed my torch away and don't know how to light it, then I walked too close to lava and burnt to death[/QUOTE]
It's not complicated. You can see a ton of hotkeys if you click the question mark icon on the right side of the UI.
Clicking the little face in the UI reveals your health status. Helps you know if you need to apply a rag/bandage or if you're really fucked
In case your torch runs out you can get a small rock. This can help you sharpen certain tools and weapons by clicking on them. If you do this enough, you will light a sparkle that can light your torch or a campfire as long as you're standing on or facing it. Don't have a tool? Use another small rock.
Clicking 2handed in the UI while having a tool or weapon can increase its effectiveness. Just don't click the wrench icon for the love of god.
You can hold your breath by clicking the top right button in the UI in case you're in severe pain to avoid falling unconscious. Fucking badass shit. You can also grab bleeding body parts to apply pressure.
Stay away from hostile NPC's. They have some sort of artificial difficulty that will fuck you up.
You can cook stuff by having a pointy weapon/tool in one hand and raw food in the other. Just click on something like a campfire and wait. Some knives have different attack methods you can switch by clicking on them. Make sure to set it to stab or you won't be able to cook it. On that note, the only safe mushrooms to cook are meatshrooms (not the tree sized ones). Best cave food is a dead purring maggot as it can quench your thirst too.
The little hanged man button in the UI reveals your moodlets a la Sims. Red shit is bad and blue shit is good. If the hanged man thing has all the lines white then you will be sad and ghosts will be able to posses you (small chance). Hint: masturbate and you'll become happier.
Toilets are ROBUST. While you don't have to remove your clothes to pee regardless of gender, taking a shit will drop the payload [I][U][B]inside[/B][/U][/I] of your pants. But if you're on a toilet you won't need to remove anything.
On that note clicking on a weapon with poop in your hand will turn any shitty little tiny knives into pants shitting horrifying plague carriers.
Once you're "knocking on deaths door!" go to the IC tab and click Die. Wait a bit if needed. Once that's done go to the wraith tab and click wraith. If it says "you're preparing to walk again" you'll become a zombie. Make sure to bite people to infect em. Otherwise just abandon your body. In the wraith tab then you'll get tons of powers. Go to hell brings you back to lobby if requirements are met. To collect pain to use powers stand on top of a person when they die.
Not the best way to end this post but if you want to *gasp: RAPE someone..
Grab their mouth and then grab their chest with your other hand. Pin them down by clicking takedown. Drop your chest grab and remove their clothes. Then remove your clothes and do a chest grab again and drag yourself onto the victim and the Forbidden Fruits menu will appear.
If you're strong enough after that click wrench in the mouth grab hand a few times until you do a neck snap that rotates their head 180° and instakill em
what does wraith angst do though? when I use powers, that goes up. the more pain a power costs, the more angst is added.
[QUOTE=PredGD;49502225]what does wraith angst do though? when I use powers, that goes up. the more pain a power costs, the more angst is added.[/QUOTE]
its how edgy you are
Angst is the timer until you can use go to hell to return to the lobby.
It also kind of tells how edgy you are, using all your gosh darn ghost powers. Fuck, at this rate the fort is going to need the ghostbusters.
I don't suppose there exists some sort of job guide? I have no idea what to do, I don't feel comfortable just picking a random job since I don't know if I'll even be able to do it.
The lifeweb wiki has some vague description of the jobs. Imo Maid is really easy, just go uptown and clean stuff with your cloth. Alternatively you can pick something like Cerberus. You might be thinking "Why would I go security in my first time?" Well you don't really have to brig anyone. If you see a criminal you can just slash their throat and leave them to die unless the baron says otherwise.
PM me if you need a bad drawing of the map with my bad memory
[QUOTE=SpaceDude;49502629]The lifeweb wiki has some vague description of the jobs. Imo Maid is really easy, just go uptown and clean stuff with your cloth. Alternatively you can pick something like Cerberus. You might be thinking "Why would I go security in my first time?" Well you don't really have to brig anyone. If you see a criminal you can just slash their throat and leave them to die unless the baron says otherwise.
PM me if you need a bad drawing of the map with my bad memory[/QUOTE]
I think I'll give maid a shot next round, seems like a nice job to start off with to get familiar with everything.
sent you a PM
[editline]11th January 2016[/editline]
now that I've actually somewhat learnt how to play this, it's awesome. I'm loving lifeweb so far.
gotta say I loved the round I just played, my first round where I sort of knew what the hell was going on.
I joined in as a maid and spawned at some train station with gibs everywhere and lots of blood. I had no idea where to go, so I just stood around and examined stuff. Suddenly a guy boards the train and asks if I was coming or not, and I said I had no idea and that I was lost. I said sure since I didn't know what else to do. I asked a few questions, he answered, helped me around, then abandoned me to do his thing. I stood around for some time not knowing what to do, then the Censor pops up and asks if I was doing alright. I told him I did fine, then he asked me to come with him. why not I figured.
he took me to his house, we spoke some, then I asked why he brought me there. he told me I looked lost. I spent a lot of my time in that house serving them, had some fun conversations even though I was serving the wrong house. at one point I was left alone in the house to clean up something the son had spilled, then another maid popped up and asked if we could talk. we went some random place and I got asked if I was the maid or the guys girlfriend, and I answered that I had no idea.
while we were talking, some random guy asked the other maid to kill him. she refused, and then he said he'd kill me if she didn't kill him. I panicked, got hit and knocked out, the maid saved me and gave me enough time to run away. I sprinted into a wall just outside the Censor's house, and the son took care of me. I asked if I should see a doctor since I was pretty wounded, and he showed me where that was. unfortunately I fell into a pool of water and drowned to my death, what a way to go.
then I got a grave, the Censor and the son came around, were pretty sad and cried a lot.
[IMG]http://pred.me/pics/%C2%A0Lifeweb_Burning_the_Fingers_2016-01-11_02-31-31.png[/IMG]
I loved this. I had no idea what I was doing, but I somehow ended up being the Censor's bitch and they were both very sad when I passed away from my own mistakes
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