Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos
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[QUOTE=thisguy123;47021558]You can light a cig on the supermatter shard.[/QUOTE]
Back on ye olde goone, you could light cigs on the FUCKING SINGULARITY.
[QUOTE=STRIDERS;47021825]Back on ye olde goone, you could light cigs on the FUCKING SINGULARITY.[/QUOTE]
I wanna do that now
[editline]27th January 2015[/editline]
I've tried to hug the singlo before, and it says you touch the singularity, it feels warm.
That greytiding faggot who plays as 'Gavin Hunter' showed up to Hippie and pbrigged me for killing the wizard's only apprentice and putting on armor :v:
I swear man if you're reading this thread I don't want to hear about you beating random cargo techs to death for hacking the autolathe like I remember you doing elsewhere.
[QUOTE=Bob_Namg;47022397]That greytiding faggot who plays as 'Gavin Hunter' showed up to Hippie and pbrigged me for killing the wizard's only apprentice and putting on armor :v:
I swear man if you're reading this thread I don't want to hear about you beating random cargo techs to death for hacking the autolathe like I remember you doing elsewhere.[/QUOTE]
maybe you should take a break from this game
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Aftermatch of someome using an object that spawns random mobs at science
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Singulo at escape
[QUOTE=Col.Rebel;47022796]maybe you should take a break from this game[/QUOTE]
I've been playing for 7 years too long, haven't I?
:suicide:
Grey tiders and people who don't like act like workers on a space station except for the clown and mine are instantly on my shit-list
i mean grey tiding can be funny sometimes but when it happens EVERY SINGLE ROUND it loses it's humor and it usually tends to be the same people doing it round after round
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;47023338]Grey tiders and people who don't like act like workers on a space station except for the clown and mine are instantly on my shit-list[/QUOTE]
As an assistant I try to actually assist but usually get thrown out because greyshirt, So then I go and robust security with the disarm intent and run to robotics and become a janiborg.
[QUOTE=Pigbear;47023795]As an assistant I try to actually assist but usually get thrown out because greyshirt, So then I go and robust security with the disarm intent and run to robotics and become a janiborg.[/QUOTE]
Come on man, don't make security already a shitty job.
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;47024057]Come on man, don't make security already a shitty job.[/QUOTE]
tell them to stop waving batons like the statue of liberty and we'll talk
[QUOTE=Pigbear;47024263]tell them to stop waving batons like the statue of liberty and we'll talk[/QUOTE]
I will get myself aug'd and repeatedly stun you as I walk around in space, laughing.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/kdJF1RT.png[/img]
how can someone be that dumb
Still love PlumpHelmetPunk's videos on Space Station 13. Remember seeing this one a while ago, but can't recall what episode. Quotes are appoximate.
An assistant bludgeons a wizard to death, puts all the wizard's equipment on, and walks up to Plump going "I'm a wizard, fear me!" He says something like "You're not a wizard, knock it off." "I am! I'll prove it by making electricity fly from my fingers!" "This I've got to see." Guy uses stun gloves to shock a passing miner. "Behold!" "Amazing."
[QUOTE=Pigbear;47024263]tell them to stop waving batons like the statue of liberty and we'll talk[/QUOTE]
Haven't the admins PM'd you several times about you skirting your laws anyway???
all this talk about the greytide
don't you realize the assistants are the heroes this station deserves?
[QUOTE=elowin;47026098]all this talk about the greytide
don't you realize the assistants are the heroes this station deserves?[/QUOTE]
Don't you mean the clown?
[QUOTE=STRIDERS;47026106]Don't you mean the clown?[/QUOTE]
oh right
assistants are the heroes the station needs
[QUOTE=elowin;47026113]oh right
assistants are the heroes the station needs[/QUOTE]
The ones who watch the watchmen, encouraging them to be better by gentle toolboxing
[QUOTE=Mark9013100;47025371][img]http://i.imgur.com/kdJF1RT.png[/img][/QUOTE]
They really lowered the recruiting standards for the Colonial Marines.
Sometimes I wonder if we should give assistants something else to do other than beg for a new job or make makeshift weapons. I think if they had something to do they wouldnt be as bothersome.
[QUOTE=mecaguy03;47026818]Sometimes I wonder if we should give assistants something else to do other than beg for a new job or make makeshift weapons. I think if they had something to do they wouldnt be as bothersome.[/QUOTE]
if you give them a job, they're no longer assistants, and they wont have time to be heroes anymore
geez this anti-assistant stuff is almost as silly as if the Gotham City police hated Batman
oh wait
Im just wondering if people greytide because its fun or because they are bored.
[QUOTE=mecaguy03;47026865]Im just wondering if people greytide because its fun or because they are bored.[/QUOTE]
because it's fun
and some because they are valiant heroes trying to save the station
It's only fun because assistant is otherwise boring, and before you say "don't play assistant" first off, all other jobs might be filled, secondly, playing a borg makes you the station bitch and thirdly the HoP tends to fuck off after about five mins and go pretend he is the captain and thus a HoS on steroids.
Heck i'd rather every assistant be replaced with clowns and mimes... at least they could spend the day pranking eachother.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;47027169]It's only fun because assistant is otherwise boring,[/QUOTE]
this is blatantly untrue, it would be fun either way
[QUOTE=thisguy123;47027169]It's only fun because assistant is otherwise boring[/quote]
It's a make your own fun job; I have no explicit responsibilities as an assistant, thus I pick up whatever responsibilities I feel like doing that round. Sometimes I repair the brig because engineering can't be fucked, sometimes I lay slip traps for wizards and nuke ops, sometimes I go on space adventures, occasionally I actually replace a dead guy at a given job after taking their ID, and frequently I yell at security officers to stop running around with their fucking batons out like they want to get disarmed and stripped. It is a role of total freedom and often ends up being the best job for getting involved with round events, or just generally having fun. Freedom is only as boring as you let it be.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;47027169]Heck i'd rather every assistant be replaced with clowns and mimes... at least they could spend the day pranking eachother.[/QUOTE]
So what you're saying is that you want to give the greytide bananas, invisible walls and spray flowers on spawn. Think about that for a moment.
[QUOTE=STRIDERS;47026253]They really lowered the recruiting standards for the Colonial Marines.[/QUOTE]
Had a round on CM as a medic, other doctor was a complete moron, kept trying to drag someone infected out of surgery, then called security to arrest me.
[QUOTE=Askaris;47027895]
So what you're saying is that you want to give the greytide bananas, invisible walls and spray flowers on spawn. Think about that for a moment.[/QUOTE]
I have done.... and the results are both amusing and infuriating.
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