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wtf is the ip

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;49540585]wtf is the ip[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Vitisus;49539920]byond://lifeweb.drunksluts.net:1923[/QUOTE]

im in a dark room wat [editline]16th January 2016[/editline] i dont know if this is how things are supposed to be going for me but its really outlandish

Lifeweb problems: can't find a toilet, can't get into room in inn. Lifeweb solutions: drop trow in hallway, take a shit on the floor, leave as if nothing happened.

Anybody got a quick guide on how to harvest various resources? [editline]16th January 2016[/editline] In lifeweb that is.

All I know is that your main source of food as a migrant is scavenging meatshrooms, plump helmets, and butchering the beasts you find in the cavern. Also if you have a vampire in your party, either kill them or get them a bone mask. They can easily fuck someone up if they are overcome by the beast.

[QUOTE=DBFT;49541415]All I know is that your main source of food as a migrant is scavenging meatshrooms, plump helmets, and butchering the beasts you find in the cavern. Also if you have a vampire in your party, either kill them or get them a bone mask. They can easily fuck someone up if they are overcome by the beast.[/QUOTE] The main problem of Lifeweb is that (I believe they got rid of the shitty pedophilia stuff) it's a bit unfair and there's no manual when compared to SS13. SS13, if you're looking into it, has a plethora of guides that all mesh together to make something complex. Lifeweb is quite similar to that although a tad bit darker, the community seems to be quite shit (and probably is, although I haven't been too much into it) but they get surprisingly nice when you talk in LOOC and will help guide you through it. What it lacks is that Randy is unwilling to give out the source code for it and limits it to weekends, primarily because it's a cash revenue for him. Another thing is that although it's unfair it can largely be VERY unfair. Just a few hours ago a user was talking in chat on what he spawned in and got stuck with, which led him to simply being unable to do jack shit. Another thing is that there's no manual or anything for it, want to know what monsters you'll encounter? Good fucking luck watch as a huge monster beats the shit out of you in a couple of punches. Although most will be solved with time and understanding; I do feel that Randy would likely toss out the source code after a year or so more, and the wikia will be constructed in that all it requires is 3-5 people diligently helping out.

So as someone who has never played it- what's the general 'round' schema of it? Is it an arrival ---> escape type setup like ss13, or is it more like dwarf rounds where building up and sustaining in the goal?

"Would you like to be part of an [B]ELITE[/B] Nanotrasen striketeam?" [img]http://puu.sh/mxBE0/f2c276cd95.png[/img] We enter the wrong shuttle, couldn't do our mission because of it, and I accidentally kill myself with a wand of death. :downs:

Okay, I was getting a bit bored playing lifeweb but then it throws me a giant curveball. Basically, spawned as a whore (I think having a family overrides the class you selected). Nothing happens for a while, just wander around the brothel. Pondering suicide but decide to stick with it. Then a pusher comes in and takes me to the side. Apparently they want to ennoble me and take the title of baroness. He goes out and so I just stick around. A Cerberus guard comes in and politely asks if he could use a brothel bed to sleep. Lend him my bed. All hell breaks loose outside, the Charon is being launched. I go check outside and the Lifeweb is down. Then a ghost accosts me and tells me the plot is hatched for me to take the crown. Unfortunately the lift is down so the ghost suggest I break the brothel windows and swim up to the main level. Instead I go wake up the Cerberus guard and ask him if he could escort me to the main level. Lifeweb is restored when we get to the elevator, guard asks the Meister to get the lift working. I get up to the main level, then the ghost directs me to the dining hall where they hid the crown. Then with about 5 seconds to spare before the Charon launches I sit on the throne and the plotters win. [t]http://i.imgur.com/10wLsPf.jpg[/t]

To let go off mouth grab just right click the mask slot [QUOTE=Keyblockor1;49541469]The main problem of Lifeweb is that (I believe they got rid of the shitty pedophilia stuff) it's a bit unfair and there's no manual when compared to SS13. SS13, if you're looking into it, has a plethora of guides that all mesh together to make something complex. Lifeweb is quite similar to that although a tad bit darker, the community seems to be quite shit (and probably is, although I haven't been too much into it) but they get surprisingly nice when you talk in LOOC and will help guide you through it. What it lacks is that Randy is unwilling to give out the source code for it and limits it to weekends, primarily because it's a cash revenue for him. Another thing is that although it's unfair it can largely be VERY unfair. Just a few hours ago a user was talking in chat on what he spawned in and got stuck with, which led him to simply being unable to do jack shit. Another thing is that there's no manual or anything for it, want to know what monsters you'll encounter? Good fucking luck watch as a huge monster beats the shit out of you in a couple of punches. Although most will be solved with time and understanding; I do feel that Randy would likely toss out the source code after a year or so more, and the wikia will be constructed in that all it requires is 3-5 people diligently helping out.[/QUOTE] Stopped reading halfway through. Where's the fun in knowing everything when you start playing? Also what's wrong with the pedophilia stuff Yeah it's set somewhere in the 30th century, in a post apocalyptic world. If someone getting brutally tortured doesn't shock you but a kid getting raped does, get the fuck out (and don't pull stuff out of your anus before playing please) You're not a fucking hero. You're going to have a bad time. Even the wiki written by Randy that gives you the bare minimum says it. Want to survive? Think outside of the box.

Holy shit, Lifeweb is complicated as fuck. I couldn't figure out how to even stand up so my fellow migrant burried me in a grave

Is Lifeweb up right now? What's the IP? Everytime I've gone to try it in the past it's been full and the lore seems really cool! :(

[URL]byond://lifeweb.drunksluts.net:1923[/URL]

This lifeweb thing is TOO DAMN COMPLICATED

I tried connecting but it just says "connection closed" when its done downloading and launches the game :frown: Tried a few times, once it got the tabs loaded then connection closed, another time it showed a status update then connection closed. Fucking hell, could at least give me a message telling me why they just close the connection, if it is full, if they think I am an alt, whatever.

So I was an inquisitor. Went into the wishes of the baron. Got both my legs broken, all my shit stolen, beaten to death and thrown down a hole with a monster in it. Now I'm a wraith. I still have no idea what the hell is going on.

Is it just me or does the Lifeweb lobby music sound like an edited version of the intro to Coming of Age by Foster the People..

Now I'm a skinless. Guy shows up while I'm trying to figure out wtf is going on. Head chopped off. Dead again.

Started the round as a hobo. Nearly drowned but got saved, ate poisonous shrooms and shat myself, took of my clothes and shat in front of my daughters house, vomited a few times and fell into the water again and drowned after I slipped on my own shit [editline]16th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Diago21;49541848]Is it just me or does the Lifeweb lobby music sound like an edited version of the intro to Coming of Age by Foster the People..[/QUOTE] Nah, It's aphex twin [video=youtube;goDd02TTxBA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goDd02TTxBA[/video]

Ok I give up. This is way too special for me. All I managed to do was posses a guys dreams in a cave before somehow dying again.

Anyone know how to fix broken fingers? One of my migrant buddies went mad and broke all of my left fingers one at a time.

I joined the server without panicbunker on, there were only 4 people and I promptly died near some lava. What are you guys even playing on?

Can someone link the lifeweb wiki?

Holy shit haha, I just possessed a Cerberus guard with the pain from the execution of a heretic. Talk about irony. On top of that the guard was about to take a dump.

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;49542199]Holy shit haha, I just possessed a Cerberus guard with the pain from the execution of a heretic. Talk about irony. On top of that the guard was about to take a dump.[/QUOTE] that was me you cuck, be glad you got a critical posess you went around, fucked up a pedo speech by having say in your text, and then resorted to fucking up two persons in the inn without even two handing my spear i will look for you, i will find you, and i will kill you

[QUOTE=SpaceDude;49542240]that was me you cuck, be glad you got a critical posess you went around, fucked up a pedo speech by having say in your text, and then resorted to fucking up two persons in the inn without even two handing my spear i will look for you, i will find you, and i will kill you[/QUOTE] I did 2hand your spear though. Unless it resets when it gets stuck in someone. [editline]16th January 2016[/editline] Don't worry though, the sheer novelty of being able to possess someone is hilarious. Should have kept your mood up brah. [editline]16th January 2016[/editline] Okay, so just now I killed like 2 people as a migrant mercenary. They were isolated near the entrance. First was a hunter which I ambushed. Then I sliced another before she fled. Then I was about to kill this kid but I got caught in a regurgitator. As a final fuck you I threw a knife at her. Then I got gibbed. Kid was able to patch herself up and tried to help the hunter but couldn't. She threw the body in a fire. Now, karma rears its head because I was expecting a nice amount of pain from his death but turns out he rose up as a zombie! Then he went back for the injured woman who was unconcious. And now they've started a zombie horde.

Time to try out Lifeweb and see how it plays. I died.

what a way to go. I spawned as a mortus in an already begun round. I noticed that the junkie on the Lifeweb was completely drained, so I figured I'd replace him with a hobo I found. I had no idea how to attach him, but I had seen in the past that people had completely stripped them before attaching them so I figured I'd do that. then I got lost. how do I attach him? when people had done it in the past, I never saw a grab in place so I thought I just had to drag him onto the slot and be done. nope. then it goes horribly wrong. I grab the hobos hand and he goes crazy, bashes my head in with a small rock, gets a critical hit and fucks me up. it didn't take long between life and death, holy shit. the past 5 rounds I've died to a hobo. I've died as a werewolf to a hobo, I've died as a vampire to a hobo, I've died as a regular Joe to a hobo with legendary melee skills and lots of strength and so on. I've been in an advantage and yet they somehow fuck me up. I need to learn how to fight properly

[QUOTE=PredGD;49542545]what a way to go. I spawned as a mortus in an already begun round. I noticed that the junkie on the Lifeweb was completely drained, so I figured I'd replace him with a hobo I found. I had no idea how to attach him, but I had seen in the past that people had completely stripped them before attaching them so I figured I'd do that. then I got lost. how do I attach him? when people had done it in the past, I never saw a grab in place so I thought I just had to drag him onto the slot and be done. nope. then it goes horribly wrong. I grab the hobos hand and he goes crazy, bashes my head in with a small rock, gets a critical hit and fucks me up. it didn't take long between life and death, holy shit. the past 5 rounds I've died to a hobo. I've died as a werewolf to a hobo, I've died as a vampire to a hobo, I've died as a regular Joe to a hobo with legendary melee skills and lots of strength and so on. I've been in an advantage and yet they somehow fuck me up. I need to learn how to fight properly[/QUOTE] Sounds analogous to SS13's Assistants. Regardless the position you fill, they have the Chaotic alignments written all over themselves. A "fuck you, I do whatever I want" on two legs.