Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos - Games

Starting off in the caverns has literally scared me so bad, I tried playing squire but I was deaf randomly so I had a really shit time. Gotta try again I guess

Would making a separate Lifeweb thread be better since its very different from every other SS13 server?

Not nearly a big enough community to split it down the center like that. This thread is usually pretty dead anyhow aside from like 25 posts a day

Trying out Lifeweb; holy shit I cannot figure out how to get out the Lobby

How do you start using the smelter?

[QUOTE=Topzombie;49542117]Can someone link the lifeweb wiki?[/QUOTE] [URL="http://en.lfwb.ru/index.php/Main_Page"]http://en.lfwb.ru/index.php/Main_Page[/URL] The first result of googling "Lifeweb"

[QUOTE=Britishboy;49542634]How do you start using the smelter?[/QUOTE] Slap a piece coal in there, along with any piece of ore, then light it with a torch. Also soulstealers are literally the worse. Can't get a good migrant fort running without the assholes teleporting right ontop of us before we can even make a fire.

I tried to eat a steak and I ended up stabbing myself in the head.

aim at mouth

I clicked on a stool and he picked it up and whacked himself in the mouth. a++

Well protip to anyone playing: DONT play as a merchant first time, you are going to fuck up so hard.

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;49540612]im in a dark room wat [editline]16th January 2016[/editline] i dont know if this is how things are supposed to be going for me but its really outlandish[/QUOTE] If you picked a job besides migrant, it was probably the train station, without power because the Lifeweb had run dead. It's still possible to get on the train and to the fortress, but it requires a bit of a mental map; iirc, head down 2 or 3 squares, then right. You should hear a windoor open; keep moving another 4 or 5 squares, then click a square up and to the right of the center of the screen/where you're standing to send the train to the fortress. [QUOTE=DanRatherman;49541541]So as someone who has never played it- what's the general 'round' schema of it? Is it an arrival ---> escape type setup like ss13, or is it more like dwarf rounds where building up and sustaining in the goal?[/QUOTE] It's more "keep yourself happy, have fun, and try not to die" in most cases. Unless you're royalty(Baron/Baroness/Heir/Successor/Esculap/the head Cerberus dude, iirc), you're [I]technically[/I] not even supposed to get on the Charon. Doesn't mean you can't, just means if they run out of room, you're more likely to get thrown out of your seat/off the Charon. [QUOTE=Topzombie;49541733]Holy shit, Lifeweb is complicated as fuck. I couldn't figure out how to even stand up so my fellow migrant burried me in a grave[/QUOTE] There should be a Migrant tab. You have to pick a profession from the verb in that tab, then it automatically stands you up. [QUOTE=Dromlexer;49542628]Trying out Lifeweb; holy shit I cannot figure out how to get out the Lobby[/QUOTE] If you're already seeing the gargoyle and hearing the Aphex Twin song posted up above, but you don't have a character setup thing yet, close the game and reconnect. [QUOTE=Britishboy;49542634]How do you start using the smelter?[/QUOTE] Grab whatever ore you want to put it and click the ore receptacle thing on the left side of the sprite. Should be right next to the fire that's there. Put at least one coal in the coal receptacle on the other side, then pull the lever next to it. Then you have to remove the bars you get one-by-one, once it's finished; grab a pair of tongs, for that, then head over to the anvils and heat the bar up in the fire, place it on the anvil, and hammer away. Wash, rinse, repeat, with that bar, until it tells you it's ready to quench. [QUOTE=Britishboy;49542769]I clicked on a stool and he picked it up and whacked himself in the mouth. a++[/QUOTE] Pick up whatever food/drink you want to ingest, then target your mouth on the doll. Click yourself until your mood goes up enough/the food is gone. Don't click yourself with a stool/fork in your hand unless you want to attack yourself with a stool/fork. :dog: [editline]16th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49543103]Well protip to anyone playing: DONT play as a merchant first time, you are going to fuck up so hard.[/QUOTE] [t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/t][t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/t][t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/t] I've only played Merchant once, and it was because the game wouldn't start without one and nobody else was picking it. I barely ordered anything, didn't know how to price shit, and got wrecked by some asshole who got into the dock before my first shipment of stuff even arrived.

Spawned in as a migrant miner and got tricked into digging into a chasm, falling to my slow, horrible death. This is great.

you die so incredibly quick in this game sometimes. I thought I was going to die to begin with since a player controlled bum attacked me and knew a few more tricks than I knew, but someone patched me up to working condition again, just with some irreversible brain damage. then a migrant in soul breaker armor came around, put one guy into critical condition and had another be unable to walk, then there was me. I was unsure how to kill him, but the woman on the ground told me to decapitate him using the gate since we were in lowtown and I was the sheriff. so I waited until he stood in the gate and lowered it, bam, instant death. then we messed around, fixed the other guy, got him on his feet, then another migrant popped up. he was friendly but everyone went at him. then when I was going to walk away, I fell into a deep hole into water and drowned in 10 seconds. oh well. after all of these events, what finally killed me was me falling into a hole by my self

I went for a piss on hippie round start. I didnt notice that I was a blob. Cue me exploding in the middle of the medbay surrounded by armed security. Fastest blob kill ever :(

[QUOTE=Keyblockor1;49541469]The main problem of Lifeweb is that (I believe they got rid of the shitty pedophilia stuff) it's a bit unfair and there's no manual when compared to SS13. SS13, if you're looking into it, has a plethora of guides that all mesh together to make something complex. Lifeweb is quite similar to that although a tad bit darker, the community seems to be quite shit (and probably is, although I haven't been too much into it) but they get surprisingly nice when you talk in LOOC and will help guide you through it. What it lacks is that Randy is unwilling to give out the source code for it and limits it to weekends, primarily because it's a cash revenue for him. Another thing is that although it's unfair it can largely be VERY unfair. Just a few hours ago a user was talking in chat on what he spawned in and got stuck with, which led him to simply being unable to do jack shit. Another thing is that there's no manual or anything for it, want to know what monsters you'll encounter? Good fucking luck watch as a huge monster beats the shit out of you in a couple of punches. Although most will be solved with time and understanding; I do feel that Randy would likely toss out the source code after a year or so more, and the wikia will be constructed in that all it requires is 3-5 people diligently helping out.[/QUOTE] How is this a source of cash revenue for him?

The community talks shit in ooc, but is great in actual gameplay. If I understand randy right at all, theres no real gameplay guide because he wants to keep people unwilling to discover, learn, and really get into the rp out. Like its a wall to keep hippie station's population out. [editline]16th January 2016[/editline] On another note, the community has gotten worse over the past few weeks, this is mostly because people have been posting the IP around EVERYWHERE. An influx of people like this, into a game that enforces rules nigh entirely IC isin't going to go well. So until the sudden craze dies down a bit, expect a bit of elevated chaos.

[QUOTE=TheNerdPest14;49543861]How is this a source of cash revenue for him?[/QUOTE] Don't mean to brush you off with something as simple as a screenshot but I think it will suffice. He was running a Patreon before it got shutdown, I think he was making roughly 500+USD off of it. [IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/1a65ed5734a4e40b1110385a8dfac425.png[/IMG]

Highlights on Lifeweb: - Being possessed by a ghost and forcibly announcing my cultist heresy, then being too head-damaged to even kiss the cross to repent and nearly fucking up and drowning in the baptism pool - Falling down an elevator shaft and becoming paralyzed, then being left for dead in a hallway just out of sight This game is oddly enthralling.

apparently I was the last plotter on Lifeweb. how I died? I became a cripple since my spine cracked, so I spent 20 minutes or so on the back of some person who saved me from death. we stood so long in the elevator, waiting. when we finally got up, she ran into a wall in the sanctuary and dropped me which resulted in my death. bam, the round was over and no one even intended to kill me, shit

Admiral, your server is crashing like a motherfucker lately :v:

[QUOTE=Keyblockor1;49543910]Don't mean to brush you off with something as simple as a screenshot but I think it will suffice. He was running a Patreon before it got shutdown, I think he was making roughly 500+USD off of it. [IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/1a65ed5734a4e40b1110385a8dfac425.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Why was it shut down?

[QUOTE=TheNerdPest14;49545391]Why was it shut down?[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.lfwb.ru/index.php/Patreon[/url] from what I could gather, they have no idea

Well, the forums were shut down by the actual server host (i.e. not randy) because someone posted CP on them. And thus the community died out, asides from the people who joined the Discord.

fuck I died, sweet I'm becoming a zombie, fuck I can't crawl or walk [IMG]http://pred.me/pics/%C2%A0Lifeweb_Infected_Boys_2016-01-17_01-01-35.png[/IMG] I swear, I'm a useful zombie

I was the ruthless Baroness for a round and the Baron kept raping women so I kept having the women that he raped executed and then my kidneys eventually decided to fuck themselves up and so I vomited a lot and eventually died for no reason. It was fun.

I've noticed that the Inquisitor is an undead, he/she has no needs and no moods.

[QUOTE=Dromlexer;49546524]I've noticed that the Inquisitor is an undead, he/she has no needs and no moods.[/QUOTE] Inquis is pretty easy to keep your mood up. Same as with cerb. You've got crosses easily able, the bishop is next to you for simple blessings, you don't suffer from horrible things, and after excommunications, you can jam the heretic/heathens/soulbreakers onto the crosses and burn them for a for an easy "punished heretic" mood boost. Inquis is good in general. Just remember to act as the uptightest motherfucker in the goddamn world. Seriously. Don't expect to have sex, don't expect to kill, don't expect to appreciate the many, many sins that the Fortress's population will inevitably do. You're God-In-Coma's greatest soldier. If the Baron is sinning, start to conspire against him for blasphemy. If the cerbs are pointlessly murdering people, put them down or have them arrested. If people are taking drugs, arrest them too. You're supposed to ensure that his laws are taken seriously - and those involve no adultery, no murder of fellow Post-Christians pre-excommunication, no drug-taking (especially if they're secretly agents of the PEU), and, most importantly, no blasphemy. You've got the stats, you've got the lackeys, and you've got the equipment. Ensure the purity of the Fortress from sinners, heathens, and antags - all through a mixture of capturing, breaking specific limbs, and using the interrogate verb you're given, before making them sign the confession papers and crossing them. Or, depending, baptize them. Work with the cerb team when needed. Aid and abet monks and the Crusader, as they can detect heathens instantly. Do what you must. God depends on you. Don't fuck it up.

Quick question, does using the web browser over the BYOND client provide better performance?

people confuse me. I was bumrushed by some hobos, yet again, and was beaten pretty badly. I just barely managed to get away, but had internal wounds. at the end I wasn't able to walk since I was in so much pain, so I crawled. I got to uptown, but fell unconscious because of blood loss on my way to the sanctuary. I was a stone throw away. I figure "hey, I'm in uptown, lots of people here, someone is bound to help me out, right?" but I was so wrong. I see people running around, people helping others, but no one helping me. I lost more and more blood, and I wasn't waking up anymore. a few minutes pass, and a cerberus stands next to me for a few seconds. finally I'm getting help! then he slices my throat with his sword and keeps going. so me, still alive surprisingly for pretty long, gets pulled the opposite direction by some random guy who claims I'm dead when I'm alive to the blacksmith, and leaves me there. I assume I was going to be cremated, but nah. now I'm out of reach by everyone and am bound to die. shit. why can't people just check my pulse to realize I'm still alive and kicking :cry: [editline]17th January 2016[/editline] the second I give in and die, I get pulled out of the blacksmith. nice