Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos - Games

I completely forgot lifeweb is shutting down and that it's only migration now. fuck why does this happen, what am I going to spend my entire week on now

[QUOTE=PredGD;49558940]I completely forgot lifeweb is shutting down and that it's only migration now. fuck why does this happen, what am I going to spend my entire week on now[/QUOTE] You want a timesink? Try and learn coding, or if you already know, try applying your skills to something ss13 related, just for fun why dontcha try creating something? Once you get going with programming and get over the big hurdle it's one of those things where you get into flow and suddenly it's 4AM and all you have to show for it is a big red button marked "eSports" that plays a [URL="http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e3/Dlc_stanleyparable_announcer_idle_05.mp3"]suitable sound bite[/URL] that you pass to all your friends so you can use it when watching the E3 live streams. Need a suggestion to get started? how about a yellow cigarette that fills the smokers system with banana juice.

Playing at hippie's thinking the community is better than Lifeweb. My belief was proven to be the exact opposite.

> 70 people round on tgstation > be muhammed al-is-nis > assistant. oh shit traitor > steal reactive armor and ensure no loyalists escape > ohshitisgoingdown.png > plan on releasing tesla > kill assistant with toolbox who was standing still for a bit > she doesnt manage to get a good scream out > come across an engineer > bingo PINATA > buy revolver > he dead. take his shit and pretend to be him > wait for tesla to grow > almost get killed cause singlu escaped so the PA blasted me with 3 power wave > wait for it, come across another traitor. assistant with camera bug. > he wants to release it too awwyeah > give him the spare hardsuit and insulated gloves > they call the shuttle red alert. > just released tesla > break into secure storage and steals comms board > use solars to recall shuttle 7 times with emag, they begin to get it > keep calling them idiots and wishing for all of them to die all this whilst singing mike oldfield - nuclear to the ghosts > decide to go to shuttle for emag > lagging like fuck > go to escap- OH SHIT FLY STRAIGHT INTO SINGLU CAUSE LAGG AND IT WAS NEAR ESCAPE > ghosts yell at me and basically "KARMA" > feels bad but i know i wouldnt have greentexted anyway so the chaos i caused was fun enough. > they try to early launch but they dont do it in time > singlu comes and eats the shuttle, even eats my objective the reactive armor [t]http://vgy.me/qfQebg.png[/t] > indirectly caused this by recalling over and over > redtext but symbolic victory. only 3 persons escape alive out of 98 > guy who i killed for the engineer stuff aint even mad this is how i felt whilst doing all of this [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8[/media] the ride never ends

It was really remarkable- you have reason to be proud. The Tesla also roasted like 10 people who were in escape even before the singulo hit- myself among them.

Uh, I'm trying to join the lifeweb server but as it starts download regrets 2016, it stops around like 1.3mb and just forces me into the server im just stuck on a black screen with the info tab open cant do nothing :(

Wait what do you mean lifeweb is shutting down

[QUOTE=Vitisus;49562216]Wait what do you mean lifeweb is shutting down[/QUOTE] it's only up on weekends :cry:

OH I just got confused, thought it was permanent

Lifeweb is grim as fuck, I suffer a horrifying death every time I play it, but at least I got my revenge on that creepy whore that was stalking me everywhere. I'm no ERPer but I decided to re-enact the lyrics of a Necrophagist song on "her" and that was fucking funny. I was a zombie.

man i really wanted to fucking play as a whore

[QUOTE=SpaceDude;49557985]Pedophilia vice was removed because kids are hard to come by and choosing random vice could fuck you up if you landed on it I still rape little girls when I see them [editline]a[/editline] :)[/QUOTE] It got removed because randy didn't want to risk jailtime after the whole fiasco on the lifeweb interzone. But more importantly, enjoy that government list pal.

I'm gonna have to try lifeweb. I got bored of SS13 last year, if not the year before. Came back to it recently and I am really not sure if I still like it or not. I swear the average player is more incompetent than they used to be though.

Give me server 1 and 2 IPs or death

[QUOTE=GrangeRover;49563780]It got removed because randy didn't want to risk jailtime after the whole fiasco on the lifeweb interzone. But more importantly, enjoy that government list pal.[/QUOTE] I personally make it a goal to lynch rapists. I'm bad at it, trying the game, but i'll get better.

[QUOTE=Vaegir Guard;49564173]Give me server 1 and 2 IPs or death[/QUOTE] It's tuesday. Both servers are dead, until Friday, anyways, I'm pretty sure.

[QUOTE=Terminutter;49563950] I swear the average player is more incompetent than they used to be though.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure if we're both just jaded from years of toolboxing, but I'm pretty certain you're right with that. Nowadays, it feels to me as if most of the chaos of the game doesn't come from the collapse of station society but rather from nobody knowing how to do their jobs.

[QUOTE=GrangeRover;49563780]It got removed because randy didn't want to risk jailtime after the whole fiasco on the lifeweb interzone. But more importantly, enjoy that government list pal.[/QUOTE] Yeah lets remove the pedophilia vice but still allow raping children in the code!!! What is your major malfunction numbnuts?

[QUOTE=SpaceDude;49564838]Yeah lets remove the pedophilia vice but still allow raping children in the code!!! What is your major malfunction numbnuts?[/QUOTE] My major malfunction? I don't know, probably a lot of things. That however is irrelevant. Calm down pal. [editline]19th January 2016[/editline] I mean its Randy, he wouldn't remove it from the code unless he absolutely had to. Removing the vice would remove the problem of glancing eyes taking action, removing it from the code would be moot, because if there was a thorough investigation underway he'd of been screwed anyways.

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49564764]I'm not sure if we're both just jaded from years of toolboxing, but I'm pretty certain you're right with that. Nowadays, it feels to me as if most of the chaos of the game doesn't come from the collapse of station society but rather from nobody knowing how to do their jobs.[/QUOTE] Seriously, the average chucklefuck can't even set up the singulo now, let alone think of things like building. It used to feel like the average spessman used to know the basics of chem, medical, toxins, building, deconstructing, hacking doors, ghetto spesssuit (which I believe is gone now) and various other things. Now good luck even getting a person to take down a regular wall, let alone an rwall. Take a malf, for example. Everyone will continually run into shocked doors or whatever, rather than y'know, thermiting through walls, deconstructing walls, snipping cams and such. The main cause of chaos is things like engineering forgetting how to do the singulo, or just people being too retarded to do anything.

[QUOTE=Rats808;49564417]It's tuesday. Both servers are dead, until Friday, anyways, I'm pretty sure.[/QUOTE] Actually, I'm happy with the idea of the servers being online only during weekends. People are otherwise busy and got stuff to do, stuff they don't want to be distracted from. [editline]19th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Terminutter;49564964]Seriously, the average chucklefuck can't even set up the singulo now, let alone think of things like building. It used to feel like the average spessman used to know the basics of chem, medical, toxins, building, deconstructing, hacking doors, ghetto spesssuit (which I believe is gone now) and various other things. Now good luck even getting a person to take down a regular wall, let alone an rwall. Take a malf, for example. Everyone will continually run into shocked doors or whatever, rather than y'know, thermiting through walls, deconstructing walls, snipping cams and such. The main cause of chaos is things like engineering forgetting how to do the singulo, or just people being too retarded to do anything.[/QUOTE] There are only two things every "chucklefuck" are very good at: 1. Killing everything their eyes land on 2. Dying

[QUOTE=GrangeRover;49563780]It got removed because randy didn't want to risk jailtime after the whole fiasco on the lifeweb interzone. But more importantly, enjoy that government list pal.[/QUOTE] No one is gonna get jail time for sprites lmfao, you do understand the entire concept of lolicon right

it's still creepy as fuck

[QUOTE=Terminutter;49564964]Seriously, the average chucklefuck can't even set up the singulo now, let alone think of things like building. It used to feel like the average spessman used to know the basics of chem, medical, toxins, building, deconstructing, hacking doors, ghetto spesssuit (which I believe is gone now) and various other things. Now good luck even getting a person to take down a regular wall, let alone an rwall. Take a malf, for example. Everyone will continually run into shocked doors or whatever, rather than y'know, thermiting through walls, deconstructing walls, snipping cams and such. The main cause of chaos is things like engineering forgetting how to do the singulo, or just people being too retarded to do anything.[/QUOTE] These days I can do most of that but I still have no idea how you "apply" thermite to a wall.

[QUOTE=thisguy123;49565143]These days I can do most of that but I still have no idea how you "apply" thermite to a wall.[/QUOTE] Splash it on a wall from a beaker. If memory serves you want 5u for regular, 10u for reinforced, though it might have been changed 'cos that's my memory from years ago. Then apply welding tool or similar to burn through. Best thing to do is carry a large beaker with 100u, and an empty beaker so you can transfer the correct amount into the empty beaker, rather than wasting all 100u on a wall. To be honest it is nearly pointless for regular walls due to the speed of deconstructing them, but is a timesaver for r-walls because fuck deconstructing them.

Could anyone please point me to good servers that are not filled by an IC-shitler/"chucklefuck" community? I'm looking to coming back to Goon again. My only small beef with Goon is their closed-source antics.

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;49565031]No one is gonna get jail time for sprites lmfao, you do understand the entire concept of lolicon right[/QUOTE] Lolicon is illegal in a few european countries, I don't know about russia however. But yeah i agree, i don't think anyone would get arrested for sprites. [editline]19th January 2016[/editline] I'm not going to pretend to be even slightly familiar with Russian law. Its just that i wouldn't be at all surprised if they claimed he was condoning pedophilia. But enough about that. [editline]19th January 2016[/editline] Instead lets talk about monsters in lifeweb, and how orally pleasuring them will make them non-hostile towards you. Because thats funny, and i'm bored in college.

[QUOTE=Limed00d;49565099]it's still creepy as fuck[/QUOTE] Then lifewebs probably not for you?

I remember when a discussion about lifeweb started on /tg/station and someone was losing their shit super hard, screaming at people for being sickos and demanding everyone who admitted to playing it should get banned. Funny stuff. I'd probably play it, but I'm not sure I like the medieval-future synthesis, I'm a bit of a purist for keeping my future future and my medieval medieval.

[QUOTE=DanRatherman;49565810]I remember when a discussion about lifeweb started on /tg/station and someone was losing their shit super hard, screaming at people for being sickos and demanding everyone who admitted to playing it should get banned. Funny stuff. I'd probably play it, but I'm not sure I like the medieval-future synthesis, I'm a bit of a purist for keeping my future future and my medieval medieval.[/QUOTE] Boy, TG turned into a shittier station than I thought. That's disappointing.