Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos
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Yesterday I played a round on Badger as QM, my objectives were get a piece of corgi meat and escape. I ordered two Lisas, then I took one to the washing machine, you know, because I needed to complete my objective. Meanwhile a changeling had transformed like half the station to a lizard guy, and there were two of them who immediately stopped me which forced me to get the second Lisa. Then having succeeded in inserting the lady corgi into the machine, turning it on, and then getting my meat I went straight to the kitchen. People kept trying to stop me and threatening me over the radio so I basically just decided I hated everyone.
So to enact my plan of revenge I went to mining, got a suit and I frightened a miner who ran away, and then they kept recalling the mining shuttle which made me even more mad. So then I found that Chief Engineer was being silly near atmos, so I broke into atmos and cut up all the pipes and then spaced them. A few minutes later I see, "Jesus Christ, Atmos is a fucking mess," over the radio and I laughed. Then I went back outside, welded the airlocks shut and then emagged them shut because I hated everyone. Shortly after that the shuttle got called because of xenos, something I had noticed earlier but didn't mention because I was too busy waving at a drone. It didn't wave back. Finally the CE, HoS, and I think the HoP tried to get me when I had ventured inside for another air tank. They failed to capture me properly so I ran away again and became strong in my resolve. At this point I had an idea of stunning everyone and throwing them in the shuttle brig naked, but after that I was fucking certain of what I had to do. When the shuttle came I quickly emagged my way through all the doors, emagged the console to shorten the launch time, and then I watched people in escape (who were struggling to figure out how to open the doors) go "AW COME ON!" and rage. Moral of the story?
Don't interrupt me when I'm doing my laundry.
I know I posted this poster I made here before:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/QZZoiF3.png[/t]
But I also made this one a couple weeks ago. I posted it in another thread, I don't think I posted it in this one though (apologies if this is a repost). I figured you'd all enjoy it.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/6pVWBrV.png[/t]
Anyone have any suggestions for the next one? I want to cover all the major departments.
Cargo or Science.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;47064073]:words:[/QUOTE]
Graytide poster, 'BETTER DEAD THEN RED'. No idea what would be good for the picture itself, but the motto is perfect.
Yeah I really just need good slogans or at least something kinda funny to say for each department.
[QUOTE=Pigbear;47064177]Cargo.[/QUOTE]
[B][U]REQUEST DENIED, INSUFFICIENT TRIBUTE TO THE MIGHTY CARGO WIZARD[/U][/B]
One day I'm going to implant myself with a bomb as chappy and detonate it when cultists try to sacrifice me.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;47065257]One day I'm going to implant myself with a bomb as chappy and detonate it when cultists try to sacrifice me.[/QUOTE]
Best way to piss of cultist is apparently /tg/ code runs at 33% chance of deconvert cultist who drink from 100% from last time. Solution, bless every single water tank before you know it's cult and give them to security, watch as cult numbers suddenly fall as Security feeds them holy water. I've actually done this as a lawyer before, unimplanted but full of anti-cult hate as the temp HoS, nobody died, cult had too few people to do anything, lawyer-HoS is the only real HoS. For extra hate you can get yourself fully augged and watch as Cultist try to beat you death as you get up from being knocked down only to stunbaton them. Playing security is rewarding as fuck if you actually catch antags and save the station, me and some sec officer once stopped a rev round after we managed to secure cargo with HoS level IDs and implant a fuckton of people. Prior to that we had tiders at security which in any instance smells of rev so I run out and arrest just about anyone who was seen there last, just so happens an engineer passed by me and I stunned and cuffed him because he was there prior. I try to implant him before anyone can comes and turns out he's a REV HEAD! Glorius fucking day as I managed go through about 4 people trying to get him back into their custody,got a laser gun and executed the warden, then about 3 people stormed in. Wasn't taking chances with them because there were more Revs than sec at the bring during that point,killed the three other intruders and a rev head. Great and all right, so later in the round me and a sec officer I think Kanya B. was his him and we end up getting to cargo and got implant crates, implanted the techies and QM for massive gains as we order crates. Suddenly REV rush into cargo along with a Rev head, massive gun fight ensures as most the revs leave and me and another sec officer got stunned because of the dreaded space lag and just poor timing with a revolver that the Rev Head had. Cargo techie comes back and stuns him and this results in the best possible instance of security ever as we harmedbatoned and kicked the shit out of a Rev Head clown. Within the next ten minutes the final rev head dies and we win, apparently me and Kanya were massive underdogs in this fight as we managed to take cargo back and give us the win as we basically did mass deconvert of Revs. Moral of the story is never under estimate security officers ever.
You can also give holy water to the chemist and they can make you 50 unit pills of holy water or something, shove more water down someone's throat in an efficient manner.
Also, I wonder if holy smoke grenades could work.
[QUOTE=EmperorVagak;47065309]You can also give holy water to the chemist and they can make you 50 unit pills of holy water or something, shove more water down someone's throat in an efficient manner.
Also, I wonder if holy smoke grenades could work.[/QUOTE]
Bless the janitors cart for unslippable water.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/M2ZPhyJ.png?1[/img]
Some Predator icons I made for the Colonial Marines server.
Don't really expect them to be in for a while, but they'll probably be added eventually.
Is Colonial Marines actually any fun? Heard a lot of people playing it lately but one thread ago people were criticizing it a lot.
I remember during cult I would drag around a tank of blessed water and a fire extinguisher and bless every hallway on the station
[QUOTE=Kyle902;47065419]I remember during cult I would drag around a tank of blessed water and a fire extinguisher and bless every hallway on the station[/QUOTE]
Careful when you do that, people might imply you're a power gaming faggot for doing it. Granted I doubt they EVER played Security during a Cult round, if you think Rev is bad was Sec being terrible try cult rounds where you cannot trust anyone with a loyalty implant outside of Security,HoS, and The Captain.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;47064073]I know I posted this poster I made here before:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/QZZoiF3.png[/t]
But I also made this one a couple weeks ago. I posted it in another thread, I don't think I posted it in this one though (apologies if this is a repost). I figured you'd all enjoy it.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/6pVWBrV.png[/t]
Anyone have any suggestions for the next one? I want to cover all the major departments.[/QUOTE]
Science.
Hey, can you teach me how to art like that? I like the security one A LOT.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2MCGXTm.png[/img]
Also, pretty sure the recipe for holy water is wine, mercury and water.
[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;47065355]Is Colonial Marines actually any fun? Heard a lot of people playing it lately but one thread ago people were criticizing it a lot.[/QUOTE]
It depends, it's kinda laggy (this might be because tickrate), has RP rules that are enforced like 1/4 of the time, a large number of incompetent players, and rounds can drag on for ungodly amounts of time. But, if you get past all that, it's pretty fun at times.
why is that commented out, it shouldn't be
What freaking server commented that out?
[QUOTE=STRIDERS;47065993]What freaking server commented that out?[/QUOTE]
Paracode, baycode.
Decided to do a round on Hippie as Chaplain, had my bible as "Guys Gone Wild", some assistant disarms me, and spaces the book along with themselves.
[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;47065355]Is Colonial Marines actually any fun? Heard a lot of people playing it lately but one thread ago people were criticizing it a lot.[/QUOTE]
Conceptually it could be fun, but it's hamstrung by a lot of bad design choices. Specifically:
1) Enforcing the "we don't know what these aliens are" RP. For your first round it'll be fun, but for every subsequent round you need to play out the exact same tired RP over and over again before you can get down to the team based PvP. It'd be better if the marines were being sent in to wipe out a colony of xenos as part of an ongoing war with them, rather than being the first contact situation.
2) Movement is very clunky, due to using acceleration. This would perhaps be alright on a high RP server, but for a server in which every round is supposed to involve combat it's an absolute pain. As an analogy, imagine if the entire station was covered in ice, and the only way to controllably navigate it is to move one step at a time.
3) Last time I checked, Bay atmospherics + wall melting acid spit = any area the marines hold being lost due to rapid depressurisation. Was a while ago though, so they might have fixed that in the meantime.
[QUOTE=mecaguy03;47066658][video=youtube;5S-VddoqCIg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S-VddoqCIg&feature=youtu.be[/video][/QUOTE]
Someone should implement that last song as something the clown can cause the PA system to play on a loop if he hacks the ai or something along those lines.
Clown control
[QUOTE=archival;47066808]Someone should implement that last song as something the clown can cause the PA system to play on a loop if he hacks the ai or something along those lines.
Clown control[/QUOTE]
To Major Honk?
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;47065608]Science.
Hey, can you teach me how to art like that? I like the security one A LOT.[/QUOTE]
Photoshop, grunge overlay, stock commie fist, google images Nanotrasen logo, layered font
He made the sun beams himself probably, as well as drew the first image's robot.
It's fairly easy if you learn how to do it
[QUOTE=Mark9013100;47066104]Paracode, baycode.
Decided to do a round on Hippie as Chaplain, had my bible as "Guys Gone Wild", some assistant disarms me, and spaces the book along with themselves.[/QUOTE]
That was me that spaced it :v:
[QUOTE]<fleure> So what is AGPLv3 exactly
<sawu> a gay penis lover v3[/QUOTE]
Too bad there wasnt an ai who could have turned that holodeck into a fire.
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;47073911]Too bad there wasnt an ai who could have turned that holodeck into a fire.[/QUOTE]
Too bad I didn't Chaos Dunk
[QUOTE=dorkson0;47072740][video=youtube;XcXWCSw9zuI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcXWCSw9zuI[/video][/QUOTE]
Of course a Diona murders the basketball superstar.
Fucking plantshitters, ruining everything.
*grumble
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