Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos

[Aphtonites]

AngriestIBM is building a real life guardbuddy:
[IMG]http://giant.gfycat.com/OblongFlawedGemsbok.gif[/IMG]
ss13 is becoming real
panic

[STRIDERS]

[QUOTE=Aphtonites;46930407]AngriestIBM is building a real life guardbuddy:
[IMG]http://giant.gfycat.com/OblongFlawedGemsbok.gif[/IMG]
ss13 is becoming real
panic[/QUOTE]

will it have a flash ripped off a camera
and an arm

[Boba_Fett]

Sometimes I feel like Beepsky is the most robust Sec officer on the station.

[Askaris]

[sp]That's because nine times out of ten he is[/sp]

[Nebukadnezzer]

Welcome! Welcome, to space station 13. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining interstellar centers. I thought so much of space station 13 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the central command so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call space station 13 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown - welcome to space station 13. It's safer- [highlight]ATTENTION! DELTA SECURITY LEVEL REACHED![/highlight]

[Aphtonites]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;46931788]Sometimes I feel like Beepsky is the most robust Sec officer on the station.[/QUOTE]
security officers are just overfunded mallcops, and it's great
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2y1WNgc.gif[/IMG]
on goonstation anyway, i'm not sure if tg ditched mport's "dark edgy and oppressive law enforcers" thing yet

[Cloak_Raider]

[QUOTE=Vaegir Guard;46926146][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lk7Ad3E.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

fucking last guy deserved it

if you're being a reporter of police brutality in ss13, you're basically being the narrator for the game

[Boba_Fett]

I can't tell if that was the best or worst nuke-ops round I've ever played. The station was destroyed within ten minutes.

I didn't even get to fire a shot.

[Mark9013100]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;46931788]Sometimes I feel like Beepsky is the most robust Sec officer on the station.[/QUOTE]

You can't outrun a radio.

[troots]

[QUOTE=Aphtonites;46932391]security officers are just overfunded mallcops, and it's great
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2y1WNgc.gif[/IMG]
on goonstation anyway, i'm not sure if tg ditched mport's "dark edgy and oppressive law enforcers" thing yet[/QUOTE]

to this day i remember some insanely weird situation where a wizzard was running rampant on the station, and the only thing that managed to stop him from his rampage was a hero security guard, who rammed the wizzard with a well-driven seagway into oblivion

[cocothegogo]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/fqb7wpW.png[/img]

security are on a whole other level these days

[Col.Rebel]

the one good thing about table climbing is the easier access to cargo's mail room

i had the most interesting hop round because of it. i was in my room and a christmas-wrapped locker flew out of the disposals chute and into my room
open it and there is a completely mutilated naked dead body, along with a bloody butchers cleaver and a note that says "all access to my heart"
i never found out who mailed me that locker, dna tests showed that the cleaver was handled with gloves, and the dead person in the locker never responded in end round chat
but i was constantly looking over my shoulder in fear of my macabre lover

[thisguy123]

[QUOTE=Col.Rebel;46933947]the one good thing about table climbing is the easier access to cargo's mail room

i had the most interesting hop round because of it. i was in my room and a christmas-wrapped locker flew out of the disposals chute and into my room
open it and there is a completely mutilated naked dead body, along with a bloody butchers cleaver and a note that says "all access to my heart"
i never found out who mailed me that locker, dna tests showed that the cleaver was handled with gloves, and the dead person in the locker never responded in end round chat
but i was constantly looking over my shoulder in fear of my macabre lover[/QUOTE]

That's dark... I just write WGW on a bit of paper and mail that to them.

[Jmir 54]

Is it reasonable to Chloral a clown who breaks into chemistry, makes a beaker of polyacid, and then makes a run for it?

I got a day ban for it on hippie because the 15 unit dose I hit him with killed him, despite the wiki saying 30 units is the lethal amount.

Nokington is the admin btw.

[ペゴボド]

if anyone is making poly acid and it isn't for metal foam you should kill their ass

[Foos]

[QUOTE=Jmir 54;46935014]Is it reasonable to Chloral a clown who breaks into chemistry, makes a beaker of polyacid, and then makes a run for it?

I got a day ban for it on hippie because the 15 unit dose I hit him with killed him, despite the wiki saying 30 units is the lethal amount.

Nokington is the admin btw.[/QUOTE]

15 Is apparently enough to kill people now. We did some tests and that literally happens. I suggest 5 unit doses, enough to knock people out for a hot minute.

[WhiteFox08]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/ewW0v/d8ed5dd271.png[/IMG]
[B]RUNNING WILL ONLY INCREASE YOUR SENTENCE.[/B]

[Chronitonity]

Is that another joke Whitefox??? Do we have to have a chat again??

[WhiteFox08]

Yea a chat about how bad you are.

[B]:^)[/B]

[Vaphobos]

[QUOTE=Whitefox08;46936055]Yea a chat about how bad you are.

[B]:^)[/B][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb97/Varo_WoW/iceburn.gif[/IMG]

Also, Hippie, it has been a while, what new changes should I look for?

[Lawligagger]

[QUOTE=Apollo2947;46936357][IMG]http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb97/Varo_WoW/iceburn.gif[/IMG]

Also, Hippie, it has been a while, what new changes should I look for?[/QUOTE]

Well, we improved object spinning, removed table climbing, updated to a slightly more up to date version of /tg/ before the license happened.

[WhiteFox08]

Printed 30 bibles, farted on them north of bridge, clown watched and continued my work by laying down on the bibles and asking people to fart on him. Hilarity ensued.

[IMG]http://puu.sh/exq01/7ebe96a91f.png[/IMG]

God tier honks

[Vagak]

The bible being the creeper one only makes it more appropriate.

[Apocalypsewaffle]

Storytime.

Yesterday played my first game of SS13 on Goon in a month, and at the same time I was also selected to be a Syndie. I expected massive failures.

There where 3 of us. To my surprise, we are actually talking to each other about the mission. Then the third guy stopped responding and went afk. Shit.

Ok, 2 of us. We had to figure out a way to get dat fukkin' disk and get out alive. But seeing as we were woefully outgunned and understaffed, I decided to go with the "Fuck this stealth shit we both wrasslin' the entire crew and see what happens" build.

Ok, so two syndies with wrestle belts and a very bright red suit and hilariously awful names go out for adventure towards the lawyer offices, right below the botany section of cogmap. He shoots out the window with his revolver and we do a quick undetected breach. We don't meet anyone until we reach the botany main entrance, because that's where our pointers were telling us where the fukkin' disk is.

There were 5 people there, 4 of them botanists. The shoosting begins, and it ends with 2 botanists KIA and my partner chasing after the captain down the hallway, but I lost track of him because I was jamming the head of the third botanist into a table. I keep fighting until the day is won and the botany dome is nothing but a bloody mess with spent casings and bruised groins.

Then suddenly the AI decides to do something and bolts off the section of botany where I was trying to make my escape. In hindsight, I should've just broken a window and flown out, but I was having fun so decided "This will be my stand. My dome. My wrestling mania contest."

Picked up a headset and yelled "I HAVE CLAIMED BOTANY AS MY PRIZE FOR THE SYNDICATE. COME AND GET ME YOU WEAK, PATHETIC BUNCH OF MONGRELS!"

(Doing this in a [B]full [/B]goon station is amount to suicide. But secretly I was hoping the distraction was big enough for my partner to do his thing and get out alive.)

So yeah, the door opens and the [I]entire [/I]medical staff rushes in. I have no idea why sec didn't do it first, but hey. They open fire with syringe guns and hyposprays.

The first barrage misses me and I throw a few doctors into the line of fire. Turns out the syrinegs were loaded with sleep drugs and other nasty shit to make me weak. It didn't help them when I was stomping their ass on the floor. (Literally.) I do get hit a few too many times and my stamina starts draining rapidly. During that mess I manage to light up a trick cig and throw it at the door, just when sec started to move in. The rest is just angry screaming and blood.

When they finally got me down, they hadn't dosed me enough so every time they got close to try and take off my gear, I got back up and used every wrestle move in the book to try and brutalize them.

In the end, I go into crit and die, and take an assitant with me with the resulting explosion. I think to myself "That was good. I wonder how the other guy is do-"

BOOM. Nuke detonated. Round over. Fuck me that was fast. Apparently he knew that I was holding up the entire station even though I hadn't told him, and he got that disk and activated the nuke while I was wrestlin'.

so in short, the amateur wrestlers manage to do what entire organized teams of syndie can't.
GG WP

[Boba_Fett]

Proof that Wrestle Belt is the best antag item to ever exist.

[StrawberryClock]

[QUOTE=Lawligagger;46936569]Well, we improved object spinning, removed table climbing, updated to a slightly more up to date version of /tg/ [B]before the license happened.[/B][/QUOTE]

Wait hold the phone stop the presses call the president what the fuck.

What is this about a license?

[Kuiper]

So my IP changed the other day, and now I'm banned from like 6 different servers I go on in SS13. Which makes no fucking sense since I haven't played in well over a month.

[StrawberryClock]

[QUOTE=Binladen34;46943841]So my IP changed the other day, and now I'm banned from like 6 different servers I go on in SS13. Which makes no fucking sense since I haven't played in well over a month.[/QUOTE]

Logic would indicate it was probably the former IP of another player.

[Vaegir Guard]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PwNiq2o.gif[/IMG]

[StrawberryClock]

[QUOTE=Vaegir Guard;46943928][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PwNiq2o.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Please tell me this is real.