Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos - Games

[QUOTE=Lawligagger;47129758]Add in a game-mode where a player is selected as Primal Dave and his goal is to convert 75 percent of the crew into Dave Kind.[/QUOTE] "I'm Dave."

Aw, man. Poly acid on Hippie doesn't melt armor anymore? LAAAME. Chemisty can't do anything cool anymore.

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;47129889]Aw, man. Poly acid on Hippie doesn't melt armor anymore? LAAAME. Chemisty can't do anything cool anymore.[/QUOTE] Well that's gotta get fixed, I'll bring that up in the Dev Chat.

[QUOTE=Lawligagger;47129899]Well that's gotta get fixed, I'll bring that up in the Dev Chat.[/QUOTE] Long ago on /tg/ I used to make a hell grenade with it and since it melted armor (and internals) all the other reagents would affect the people in the smoke, not quite killing them but heavily fucking them up to the point of complete paralysis and near-crit state. Another thing, I think the "syringes can't pierce armor" is pretty lame too. I shot a nuke ops with a Chloral Hydrate syringe and was met with a disappointing "The syringe bounces off the armor!" message.

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oh geez

Learning how to play SS13 on Paradise station has made be a hesitant little bitch. I accidentally blasted the wizard in the chest with a round of buckshot at point blank range and panicked when he wasn't breathing. I went and got the captain (who was in the next room over) to get help, and he went and put a bullet through the half-dead wizard's head.

solution: para needs to die

[QUOTE=Lawligagger;47129758]Add in a game-mode where a player is selected as Primal Dave and his goal is to convert 75 percent of the crew into Dave Kind.[/QUOTE] Jungle fever but instead its if you hear an infected person say "Im Dave" within 2 tiles of you

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;47131297]Learning how to play SS13 on Paradise station has made be a hesitant little bitch. I accidentally blasted the wizard in the chest with a round of buckshot at point blank range and panicked when he wasn't breathing. I went and got the captain (who was in the next room over) to get help, and he went and put a bullet through the half-dead wizard's head.[/QUOTE] Embrace the valids. Don't become a Bay-bie

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Holy shit thats a potent watermelon [editline]13th February 2015[/editline] Also I've become so good at botany that I can get 100% potency bluespace tomatoes in under 10 minutes. Combine that with 100% banana peels and 100% potency corn (for nitroglycerin grenades) and I basically become death. Also do death nettles apply their damage if you throw them? If so then I think mass producing 100% death nettles is the next logical step.

Hold the fucking phone for a second. I specifically remember there being a traitor item that cloaked anything in an area around it. Now was that a goon thing or what? Because that as a botanist would be the single greatest thing in the world, just this bermuda triangle in the middle of the station full of 100 potency bannanas

[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/2JPYDz.png[/IMG] what a glorious ling round! mid round, an admin wrote in OOC "First living person to pray gets fun" so I decided to pray, and got ling. wasn't sure where to start, so figured I'd raid the captains office to begin with. I went there and it was already raided. the HoP's office was also raided, though I found a SWAT helmet in caps office and the HoS' coat in the HoP's office, as well as a telescopic baton. I encountered my objective who comitted suicide at the escape wing, so I pulled him away and got to the first suitable spot to absorb him, or so I thought. after finishing absorbing him, the detective comes around. I manage to down him with my baton, though he already called for help. the mime came around and stunned me with his egun and kept me down for a while, though I was able to disarm him and kill him as he wasn't re-applying the stun. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/GPn8Ai.png[/IMG] an emagged MoMMI suddenly pops up who I kill, then an assistant who wants to be a hero attempts to take me on as well. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/P5qrfY.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/raKTWA.png[/IMG] after killing both the mime and the detective, the AI called out that I pulled him into the cap's restroom so the HoP and the CMO came around. I thought I was over with, but they decided to not kill me. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/wEyAkS.png[/IMG] I got a small window to stun the HoP while the CMO was gone to get a straight jacket, so I went at it. the CMO came back, and I stunned her too and killed both while they were down. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/u6EAO0.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/srI36H.png[/IMG] since the cap's office felt like a dangerous place to be, I put all the non absorbed bodies in a locker so I could take them somewhere else. unfortunately for me, a secborg pops up and murders my ass. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/m037l3.png[/IMG] I don't think he knew that I was a changeling until afterwards, which makes me somewhat annoyed as he broke his laws, though I got out of it without a problem. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/wUTm18.png[/IMG] then a miner pops up, which I add to my collection. I brought them to a safe little spot where I could absorb them in peace, transformed into one of them and went on the shuttle without any problems at all. I don't think I've ever felt as robust as I have today, it was glorious.

I appreciate you murdering Nevill Bamshoot. He's a fagola.

Let's talk about the longest unlucky streak we've had trying to be antag and/or AI. Because I'm feeling the burn after 20 rounds and counting.

Gabriella Milne says, "Whoever made all those corgis, thanks alot you fuck for all the extra work. Had to toolbox them all to death and stuff them in a locker."

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;47129971]Long ago on /tg/ I used to make a hell grenade with it and since it melted armor (and internals) all the other reagents would affect the people in the smoke, not quite killing them but heavily fucking them up to the point of complete paralysis and near-crit state. Another thing, I think the "syringes can't pierce armor" is pretty lame too. I shot a nuke ops with a Chloral Hydrate syringe and was met with a disappointing "The syringe bounces off the armor!" message.[/QUOTE] Getting chloral'd as anyone wearing armor is beyond fucking stupid and honestly make no sense. Hardsuits,vests, or HoS clothing that is made to keep people alive and have armor shouldn't be subjected to an instant ggnore because a chemist had some sleep juice. Trust me I've been chloral'd a nuke op before and it pisses me off that I couldn't avoid it at all because the needle gun some how had the power to piece my military grade hard suit. Poly acid spray bottles are even worse because 1 spray is ggnore, grenade form is acceptable but spray bottle form is retarded if it melts hard suits but not plastic bottles.

holy shit WE SURVIVED ON A MINING SHUTTLE VS THE AI We escaped with 3 people on the shuttle and a corgi, and a goat. The round has ended. You managed to survive the events on Murder Drydock 13 as Mic Oscuur. Shift Duration: 0:34:37 Station Integrity: Destroyed Total Population: 75 Survival Rate: 4 (5.3%)

[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;47135087]Getting chloral'd as anyone wearing armor is beyond fucking stupid and honestly make no sense. Hardsuits,vests, or HoS clothing that is made to keep people alive and have armor shouldn't be subjected to an instant ggnore because a chemist had some sleep juice. Trust me I've been chloral'd a nuke op before and it pisses me off that I couldn't avoid it at all because the needle gun some how had the power to piece my military grade hard suit. Poly acid spray bottles are even worse because 1 spray is ggnore, grenade form is acceptable but spray bottle form is retarded if it melts hard suits but not plastic bottles.[/QUOTE] Considering that the suits can survive extreme tempetures but not being set on fire (?) I say logic goes out the window. I mean, the syringe gun has a single shot and you're fucked if you miss it. It's high risk/reward. One taser shot is much more of a death sentence in most cases.

Rapid fire syringe gun + lexorin = a lot of dead people. Alternatively you can just lube up escape wing and destroy the wall at the end and watch everyone space themselves

[QUOTE=Kyle902;47136795]Rapid fire syringe gun + lexorin = a lot of dead people. Alternatively you can just lube up escape wing and destroy the wall at the end and watch everyone space themselves[/QUOTE] For 100% fun get needles with unstable mutagen and shoot them into a MT wizard. I did that once and after the round ended the Wizard said he was unable to MT because he became retarded and kept passing out. I had like 3 needles of mutagen, one 15 units of plasma,one mutagen plasma mix, and two others were radium. Not even cryo could save him.

Thats weak. The best Wiz killing serum is 5u chloral hydrate and 10u lexorin. The chloral knocks him out and the lexorin is an almost 100% chance kill

[QUOTE=WrongEnd;47127759]They'd be OP if it weren't for the Goon playerbase. There's a reason antags fail on there most of the time despite all their sweet powers and sweet loot.[/QUOTE] it does help that they aren't forced to be completely fucking oblivious to the abilitys of lings/vamps/wiz/traitors/macho man/wraiths/nukeops/omnitraitors/blobs/werewolves?/spys

[QUOTE=windows098;47135185]holy shit WE SURVIVED ON A MINING SHUTTLE VS THE AI We escaped with 3 people on the shuttle and a corgi, and a goat. The round has ended. You managed to survive the events on Murder Drydock 13 as Mic Oscuur. Shift Duration: 0:34:37 Station Integrity: Destroyed Total Population: 75 Survival Rate: 4 (5.3%)[/QUOTE] Just want to add onto this, The only reason we survived is because of corrupt as fuck cargo and security. We brought some gloves to hack the autolathe, made some screwdrivers and shit to hack other stuff, which in the end we needed when we lost power to everything and every door was electrified.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;47131297] I accidentally blasted the wizard in the chest with a round of buckshot at point blank range and panicked when he wasn't breathing.[/QUOTE] Why would mortally wounding the wizard be cause for panic?

has anyone ever ass blasted someone to death?

[QUOTE=IntenseBarney;47139174]Why would mortally wounding the wizard be cause for panic?[/QUOTE] He learnt to play on an RP server where you can be banned for trivial shit depending on the admins on

[QUOTE=STRIDERS;47139368]He learnt to play on an RP server where you can be banned for trivial shit depending on the admins on[/QUOTE] I play on para frequently and have never seen anyone banned for killing a friendly wizard, myself included.

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;47135624]Considering that the suits can survive extreme tempetures but not being set on fire (?) I say logic goes out the window. I mean, the syringe gun has a single shot and you're fucked if you miss it. It's high risk/reward. One taser shot is much more of a death sentence in most cases.[/QUOTE] not to mention you can't free aim syringes and if they move sideways the same tic you fire it you're guaranteed to miss