Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos

[STRIDERS]

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;47172529]Special snowflakes 347% more likely to be lynched.[/QUOTE]

*347.3333% recurring

[Sensation]

Anyone has any good guides for Scientist?

[Nurdock]

[QUOTE=Sensation;47173043]Anyone has any good guides for Scientist?[/QUOTE]

What server.

Generally any server worth it's salt will have a wiki which should tell you everything you need to know (unless it's goon because you're on your own there buddy.)

[StrawberryClock]

[QUOTE=Fury McFlurry;47173030]could you post the robots? i wanna see how gimmicky they are.[/QUOTE]

I think they're just fully augged people?

[lifehole]

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;47173197]What server.

Generally any server worth it's salt will have a wiki which should tell you everything you need to know (unless it's goon because you're on your own there buddy.)[/QUOTE]

??? Goon has a wiki that tells you everything you need to know, too.

[Vaegir Guard]

[URL="https://soundcloud.com/missolivian/space-station-13-mix"]https://soundcloud.com/missolivian/space-station-13-mix[/URL]

[Nurdock]

[QUOTE=lifehole;47174768]??? Goon has a wiki that tells you everything you need to know, too.[/QUOTE]

Was being a little over the top, goon wiki tells you how to do things but doesn't tell you everything.

For instance secret chemicals/telescience locations/bomb mixes/what lurks in the debris field etc.

[NikolaT]

So robust telescience can sort of give you near-omnipotence on the station cant it?

[Ryll]

Yeah pretty sure /tg/ removed it because of that

[NikolaT]

I think its fine because barely anyone ever uses it because of the math.

Made a map of hippie, here is the dropbox if anyone wants to update the wiki or have a peek.

[URL]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32047569/Hippie Station map.png[/URL]

[lifehole]

So, the HoP calls a meeting of all the heads as soon as the round starts. We all share a cup of tea, and then the HoP puts his coins on the table idly saying "I found these on my desk," he didn't really expect people to come. All 4 heads came, me, the RD, the MD, the captain, and the HoP. A second after this, I create a hand tele portal to random, I run through it. Then the HoP screams "EVERYONE FOLLOW HIM!" and everyone followed me.

[t]http://puu.sh/g550E/20fcf155ec.png[/t]

Everyone died. Captain had no 02. The MD tried to escape and flied into space.

[IMG]http://puu.sh/g55pH/fbbb06ac9e.png[/IMG]

[Foos]

[img]http://puu.sh/g5yhj.png[/img]

nice

[Spudgun]

Earlier today, everybody became me.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/q1MBVZU.png[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/D9aCyfx.png[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/8JyYlpu.png[/t]

[Foos]

[img]http://puu.sh/g5zTc/64b21e4b8a.png[/img]

never a dull moment

[Valiantttt]

Welcome to Space Station 13.... Enjoy your ride.

IT NEVER ENDS HONK

[Darkshield]

So I'm playing on Hippie and a DRUG COW pops up.

[quote]
Magical DRUG COW moos hauntingly, "Would you kids like some drugssss?"
Tucker Baskett exclaims, "Yes!"
[Common] Francis E. Dec says, "Be careful with that tank transfer bomb, butt-wearing botanist"
[Common] Felicia says, "We have magical drug cows"
Felicia says, "We have magical drug cows"
Magical DRUG COW nuzzles Tucker Baskett
Chief Engineer's Desk Announcement:
Singularity is stable and safe, with a tiny bit od gibs around it.

Magical DRUG COW moos hauntingly, "Then..."
Magical DRUG COW moos, "Touch me"
Tucker Baskett exclaims, "D'aw!"
Tucker Baskett pets Magical DRUG COW.
Felicia pets Magical DRUG COW.
Felicia pets Magical DRUG COW.
Tucker Baskett pets Magical DRUG COW.
Felicia pets Magical DRUG COW.
A holographic image of Mr. X flicks to life right before your eyes!
Tucker Baskett pets Magical DRUG COW.
Big John exclaims, "Milk it!"
Felicia pets Magical DRUG COW.
Tucker Baskett pets Magical DRUG COW.
Felicia pets Magical DRUG COW.
Big John exclaims, "Milk it!"
Tucker Baskett giggles.
Felicia pets Magical DRUG COW.
You are now resting.
Magical DRUG COW moos, "Heheheh"
Tucker Baskett exclaims, "I can see the ceiling!"
Felicia milks Magical DRUG COW using the large beaker.
Big John exclaims, "Niiiice!"
Magical DRUG COW moos, "Mooo"
Felicia milks Magical DRUG COW using the large beaker.
[/quote]

Shame I didn't get a picture of it, it was hilarious.

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[img]http://i.gyazo.com/36f805a3b0c5f9b6db5fe29d9475aa52.png[/img]

[NikolaT]

So on the wiki it says dex plus instantly heals all oxy damage, is this true for any amount or is it still around 5 units normal dose like everything else?

[kiloy]

[QUOTE=mecaguy03;47181713]So on the wiki it says dex plus instantly heals all oxy damage, is this true for any amount or is it still around 5 units normal dose like everything else?[/QUOTE]

I think it works with any amount

[Vaegir Guard]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fvykvJS.png[/IMG]

[StrawberryClock]

Round highlight: In a double-agent round where I had no chance to kill my target decided to randomly sleepy pen a sec officer. Drag him north of bar maint where a holocarp suddenly appears. Move two tiles down and the holocarp nibbles on the sec officer instead of me. I can casually get his ID and be on my way.

[Nurdock]

[QUOTE=kiloy;47181791]I think it works with any amount[/QUOTE]

Makes it a very good chem for cryo as it undoes all the oxy damage that crit will do to you.

Though this requires the chemists to know what the fuck they're doing/not make poly-acid grenades.

[StrawberryClock]

Spent half the double agent round plotting on how to get my target.

Change id, voicemask, advanced pinpointer, blackmail the AI into giving me his DNA string.

The second I come out of INDIGO (where I was hiding), N20 that was filling maint insta-stuns me forever.

[B]GG NO RE[/B]

[Nurdock]

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;47182302]Spent half the double agent round plotting on how to get my target.

Change id, voicemask, advanced pinpointer, blackmail the AI into giving me his DNA string.

The second I come out of INDIGO (where I was hiding), N20 that was filling maint insta-stuns me forever.

[B]GG NO RE[/B][/QUOTE]

Your best laid plans can and will be dismantled in seconds by an assistant with a toolbox.

[StrawberryClock]

I never really liked revolution.

[Cheshire_cat]

No offense to anyone - I certainly can't throw stones myself - but the paralysis pen is incredibly unrobust. In a game filled with all sorts of wonderful weaponry to take advantage of, the pen is such a boring weapon to resort to. It doesn't really make the game more interesting, as the target can be knocked out and launched out an airlock within seconds, which makes for a pretty boring round for the rest of the players. It's also incredibly cheap and takes virtually no skill to use at all. I certainly like the idea of taking someone hostage for leverage, but that rarely happens; I've only seen it happen once, and the kidnapper was murdered by another traitor before I could make the deal.

So let's take a poll and see how people feel about the paralysis pen. [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/IMG] if you think the pen should be completely removed, [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/IMG] if you think the pen should be kept, and [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/zing.png[/IMG] if you think the pen should just be changed somehow.

[Chronitonity]

The pen got super nerfed so I dont know what you're talking about. It used to just instantly knock people out for a long ass time, and now it actually gives warning and you even get up faster

[RG4ORDR]

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;47182548]I never really liked revolution.[/QUOTE]

Rev is essentially a worse version of Cult and Gang, with less planning and more murder boning

[ペゴボド]

Cult could be good if the cultists didn't just go out and murderelize everyone.

[StrawberryClock]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/g67qf/73988caeb4.png[/IMG]

Thanks I guess?

[NikolaT]

All these birds are hilarious.