Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos - Games

I only ever managed to get cargsing to work once on hippie because theres always that one dickhead who see's me building it and runs off to tell the HoS.

[QUOTE=Lawligagger;47192981][T]http://puu.sh/bSsTr/de780dc484.jpg[/T][/QUOTE] That was a pretty great round. I left shortly before the chaos happened, but I was a disgruntled Engineer Cyborg that kept having his homes built over by the humans for there singularity's. I have no idea how I managed to build two homes right where people wanted to put singularitys.

[QUOTE=archival;47193199]I only ever managed to get cargsing to work once on hippie because theres always that one dickhead who see's me building it and runs off to tell the HoS.[/QUOTE] build it in the warehouse

[img]http://puu.sh/g8UKl/d2fb4ac7df.png[/img]

[quote]Screwdriver-In-Eyes states, "TIME TO STAB THEM IN THE EYES" Screwdriver-In-Eyes has stabbed Robert Hope in the eye with the screwdriver! Screwdriver-In-Eyes has stabbed Robert Hope in the eye with the screwdriver! Screwdriver-In-Eyes has stabbed Robert Hope in the eye with the screwdriver![/quote]

Today we learned [img]http://puu.sh/g8R1T/624aff4402.png[/img]

[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;47195144]Satan[/QUOTE] I was there for this. All of the cows were named "Satanist Cow," and the dude they bludgeoned to death kept mooing aggressively at them.

[video=youtube;yFGXfNxMnZI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFGXfNxMnZI&feature=youtu.be[/video]

ahahah holy shit that is brilliant

[QUOTE=jamie1130;47198423][video=youtube;yFGXfNxMnZI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFGXfNxMnZI&feature=youtu.be[/video][/QUOTE] What is this music, also I fucking love this new super matter shard explosion on my server.

[url]https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/blob/master/config/names/death_commando.txt[/url]

Nuke rounds on Hippie are some of the worst I've ever seen honestly. >Crew has the disk, they're locked the fuck down, no way the Op team will get. >Shuttle refueling 10-15 minutes >Not being able to call the shuttle on grounds of Nuke Ops >Refueling Honestly that is beyond shit on Nuke Ops work on Hippie, the 5 minute entrance into the station and the crew can remotely make the Ops desperate w/o a short shuttle call.

[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;47200131]Nuke rounds on Hippie are some of the worst I've ever seen honestly. >Crew has the disk, they're locked the fuck down, no way the Op team will get. >Shuttle refueling 10-15 minutes >Not being able to call the shuttle on grounds of Nuke Ops >Refueling Honestly that is beyond shit on Nuke Ops work on Hippie, the 5 minute entrance into the station and the crew can remotely make the Ops desperate w/o a short shuttle call.[/QUOTE] Here is how my last ops round on Hippie went... and this is a few months ago. We say fuck it and try to order a maruder... find out there isn't enough ops to pay the TC cost so order a gygax. I buy a few stacks of C4 with the leftovers and tell the dudes "you guys run off and have fun, Imma blow up the Tcomms and the AI" Tcomms down, gygax pilot runs off into the station with cries of "YEEEEHAAAAWWW" IIRC he gets a face full of ion rifle 10 seconds later. Meanwhile I potter down to the AIsat... my robust senses tingle and I hear an airlock open. I quickly duck behind a bit of wall and wait. I pop back around and there is the captain... no Space suit, just by the AI sat maintainece area down the bottom, dying to space related causes. I take out my sketchkin, unload a clip for saftey, grab the disk and plant a bomb under the AI's camera for good measure. I meantion how I fluked the disk and fluked it hard, I tell them to get back to the ship... they keep talking about how the Gygax is down and "quick get dat disk, the captian is by the AI sat!" In the end due to their bumbling around it's just me and other other guy on the other side of the station. He tells me he's gonna try and escape but get ready to go. like he's some brave hero sacrificing himself. THere's me talkng like a impatient cab driver "Look mate, I can't sit 'ere all day, bombs gotta go off soon ya know." So that was the story of how I flu'd the most fluky flu of flu cops and still every other agent managed to get themselves killed. Almost as bad as the ops where we subverted a borg to our whims, got dat disk but the ONE lone operative decded to run off and blow the borg to cover our tracks or some shit. One of our number was injured enough that the blast put him into crit and then nearly instantly into dead so HE blew up due to his implant. These two explosions was enough to knock out a third member who blew up and by now there was a hole in the station so a FOURTH guy blew up soon after. Only the guy who messed with the robotics console lived and the disk was lost.

[URL="http://i.imgur.com/VriknjO.png"]http://i.imgur.com/VriknjO.png[/URL] Not only its NSFW it's also from Nox

well, ERP with god himself was bound to happen eventually.

Ya know the more I think about the best idea I just thought of. Team antag rounds like Cult,Rev, and Nuke ops should have flags checked if there are the max amount of heads and security staff. Understaffed security team = easy Rev and Cult wins. [editline]23rd February 2015[/editline] Better yet, start removing cult round from Hippie station. I don't know why but 10/10 cult rounds I've seen on Hippie are cults murder boning and wondering why nobody is summoning nar'nar or they don't have many converts. Better yet I'd rather remove the ability for Cults to win on constructs alone for shit like escape with 15 members.

[QUOTE=Lawligagger;47199016]What is this music, also I fucking love this new super matter shard explosion on my server.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;psFQMKcsIF8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psFQMKcsIF8&feature=youtu.be[/video]

Hippie Station is full of psychopaths, and quite frankly, I'm terrified. [img]http://i.imgur.com/MFKEgFj.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Diago21;47202395]Hippie Station is full of psychopaths, and quite frankly, I'm terrified. [img]http://i.imgur.com/MFKEgFj.png[/img][/QUOTE] Someone should make a list of "unbelievably idiotic player PM answers" for hippie.

[QUOTE=Diago21;47202395]Hippie Station is full of psychopaths, and quite frankly, I'm terrified. [img]http://i.imgur.com/MFKEgFj.png[/img][/QUOTE] sounds perfectly normal to me

Haa! Paprika wants to overhaul/remove the game modes that "Don't have any RP potential or interaction" [URL="https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2943"]Take a peek[/URL] He's basically fishing for baystation features where "No attacking Antags or death or fighting ever!"

[QUOTE=thisguy123;47203856]Haa! Paprika wants to overhaul/remove the game modes that "Don't have any RP potential or interaction" [URL="https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2943"]Take a peek[/URL] He's basically fishing for baystation features where "No attacking Antags or death or fighting ever!"[/QUOTE] jesus christ even baystation doesn't take it that far nowadays that's honestly sad

I don't get it, he's just bringing up a discussion about how to add more roleplay to the game via changing the gamemodes (not "HEY LOL IM CHANGING THIS SHIT TO SOMETHING I LIKE FUCK YOU GUYS", just starting a discussion). You guys whine waaaay too much about /tg/ I've had plenty of fun playing on there and haven't run into like any of the issues you guys talk about constantly [QUOTE=RG4ORDR]Better yet, start removing cult round from Hippie station. I don't know why but 10/10 cult rounds I've seen on Hippie are cults murder boning and wondering why nobody is summoning nar'nar or they don't have many converts[/QUOTE] Oh hey look someone expressing their opinion (which is like the same exact thing Paprka was talking about), why don't we discuss the merits of what they say instead of just rolling our eyes and laughing? Edit: [QUOTE=Paprka]I'm not fully against 'gamey' gamemodes like blob where everyone works together in a pseudo rts as the blob, but they happen way more than simple traitor or traitor/ling rounds and the round is always YOU WANTED TO DO SOMETHING? TOO BAD LOL GO FIGHT MALF OR YOU DIE![/QUOTE] That's perfectly reasonable, it's annoying as hell to be starting some cool project like renovating the bar only for a blob to show up and force everyone to fight or die (not that they have no place in SS13, just maybe at a lower freq). Did you actually read what he was saying?

See here's the thing, I'll assume you don't play at /tg/ or hardly know who he is. Paprika in recent months has forced completely unneeded,unwanted, and hated changes to /tg/ to the point of it not being /TG/ at all anymore than just a lite version of Bay Station. They added goonchem and despite it breaking so much shit and being universally hated by many players in favor of a revert or at least bringing back simple Trekchem with some goonchem,chemicals in it they just keep on the server(unneeded and universally panned). Removed donk pockets for the reason of "Someone might dupe chemicals!!11" which literally, not even the most robust players knew about til they removed them instead of removing said ability. Removing stun revolvers, combat change, no more holding big oxygen tanks,and other various stupid changes. It's made even worse when he would put up a poll to gauge player reaction and the results of each poll being highly negative, and then would implement the feature anyway because "Fuck the players' input on anything!" The main thing being is the fact the coders at /tg/ DO NOT know what the Players want and instead enforce their changes on things that THEY (the coders) not the Players want. Any negative criticism is met with douchey attitudes and the typical "Well if you hate it so much fix it yourself." which is basically saying "Go fuck yourselves." because they cannot be touched at TG for being codermins.

I said right in my post that I play at /tg/ a ton, and I don't know about the histories of the coders, but I haven't noticed anything awful as a player

And here's something I see the /TG/ Devs do all the the time, this line right here i've seen at least three differen't devs use and paprika has done it on more than one occasion. Lets use the warm donk pockets as an exaple, I'm SURE he did it there. Pap- "I'm removing donk pockets becuase possible bug." Tgplayer- "Instead of removing them outright, why not have te microwaves spit out unheated extra donk pockets?" Pap- "Thats not my Job, my job was to fix the bug which i did by removing it, if you wan't anything different you code it!" In short the devs ham fistedly impliment a change and call it done saying they met their self set requirements and if anyone wants anything else the can fuck off and do it themseves. [editline]24th February 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Ericson666;47205267]I said right in my post that I play at /tg/ a ton, and I don't know about the histories of the coders, but I haven't noticed anything awful as a player[/QUOTE] Lets put it like this, The devs don't give a shit about you and how much fun you do or don't like how the game is. Remeber slowspace? That was their doing and their opinion was. "We're not changing it back because none of you can provide a good enough reason for us to do so... saying it's not fun isn;t a good enough reason as far as we care!"

[QUOTE=thisguy123;47205288]And here's something I see the /TG/ Devs do all the the time, this line right here i've seen at least three differen't devs use and paprika has done it on more than one occasion. Lets use the warm donk pockets as an exaple, I'm SURE he did it there. Pap- "I'm removing donk pockets becuase possible bug." Tgplayer- "Instead of removing them outright, why not have te microwaves spit out unheated extra donk pockets?" Pap- "Thats not my Job, my job was to fix the bug which i did by removing it, if you wan't anything different you code it!" In short the devs ham fistedly impliment a change and call it done saying they met their self set requirements and if anyone wants anything else the can fuck off and do it themseves.[/QUOTE] In defence of paprika, which is kind of a weird thing to say, that was MisterPerson. In fact some of the biggest and stupidest changes have been from MisterPerson, including telescience's removal and slowspace. Paprika gets thrown around a lot because of his toxic and no-compromises attitude, along with his idea that because he's a good programmer, he's therefore a good game designer and sprite artist.

Hippie station best station, quit arguing about something bad getting worse and focus your attention on making something great better.

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;47205335]In defence of paprika, which is kind of a weird thing to say, that was MisterPerson. In fact some of the biggest and stupidest changes have been from MisterPerson, including telescience's removal and slowspace. Paprika gets thrown around a lot because of his toxic and no-compromises attitude, along with his idea that because he's a good programmer, he's therefore a good game designer and sprite artist.[/QUOTE] Both him and Mr.Person are easily the two incompetent and douchiest coders I've ever come to see. They do not handle criticism well at when they make awful changes, their arguments are always counter productive and always lead to them saying. "I'm not going to fix this, why don't you." near exact words coming from Mr.Person when there still was a slowspace thread up, he outright refused to change the movement variables back to what they once were because this was his baby that he made. Paprika is just a hostile ass who when you go against he changes he tells you to get on coderbus and fix it yourself. So clearly not good game developers at all, let alone that they NEVER play on Sybil or Basil at all.

[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;47206312]Both him and Mr.Person are easily the two incompetent and douchiest coders I've ever come to see. They do not handle criticism well at when they make awful changes, their arguments are always counter productive and always lead to them saying. "I'm not going to fix this, why don't you." near exact words coming from Mr.Person when there still was a slowspace thread up, he outright refused to change the movement variables back to what they once were because this was his baby that he made. Paprika is just a hostile ass who when you go against he changes he tells you to get on coderbus and fix it yourself. So clearly not good game developers at all, let alone that they NEVER play on Sybil or Basil at all.[/QUOTE] To be fair this is what happens when you end up with an open source game like this, ideally you'd have a lot of people creating things that other people can decide if they like or not (and with github adding or removing features is really easy), however in reality you end up with either everything going in or a bunch of stubborn fucks pushing their ideas in without thinking them through enough.