Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos - Games

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;46943850]Logic would indicate it was probably the former IP of another player.[/QUOTE] yeah that's what I figured.

[QUOTE=Binladen34;46943958]yeah that's what I figured.[/QUOTE] you got george melons ip

Thinking of playing security, tips? should i beat the clown senseless and then prepare to get my ass handed to me literally by 5 assistants at once

[QUOTE=Binladen34;46943958]yeah that's what I figured.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't the likelihood of that be extremely low? If that's the case what a coincidence.

[QUOTE=mecaguy03;46946098]Thinking of playing security, tips? [/QUOTE] 1) Don't play security. 2) If you ignore 1), make sure to keep your weapons holstered until you're about to use them. Getting disarmed by Griffster McAssistant takes but a click on his part. 3) On a related note, don't let people stand next to you, ever. 4) Pepperspray has a longer range than a flash or a baton (it's a spray bottle, basically), and doesn't show up in your hand. If they're not masked or wearing glasses, use it. [sp]Unless /tg/ nerfed it like the useless shites they are[/sp] 5) The flash and the pepperspray cannot be used against you if you are disarmed, due to your eye protection. Only bring out the baton and the taser when you really need them.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZRGrn8b.gif[/IMG] [video=youtube;xAhuSDRIDHE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAhuSDRIDHE[/video]

[QUOTE=lifehole;46946946]Wouldn't the likelihood of that be extremely low? If that's the case what a coincidence.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but these are servers I've never been a retard on. Unless the admins are really fucking banhappy or have a script that bans someone when their key is using a different IP. Both are very likely and really fucking dumb. [editline]16th January 2015[/editline] I am unbanned from goon tho, so that's cool. I get to explore the adventure zone some more. [editline]16th January 2015[/editline] Which also means I didn't get George's IP.

[QUOTE=mecaguy03;46946098]Thinking of playing security, tips? should i beat the clown senseless and then prepare to get my ass handed to me literally by 5 assistants at once[/QUOTE] These go along with Askaris' tips too. 6.Don't use lethals unless you really need to, it's just gonna involve a lot of people getting angry at you if you lethal a guy for punching some dude. 7.When you arrest a guy, don't take his shit and keep it for yourself unless you want him and his friends to come back and beat your ass. 8.If you do confiscate shit from someone, put it in the evidence lockers at least. 9.You either treat the lawyers well and give them sunglasses and make sure they are happy, or you make sure they never enter the brig. Either way will usually fix all of your security related break out problems. 10.Keep the HoP out of the fucking armory or else your guns will be missing and in the hands of some greyshirt who pushed him over. 11. Always bring extra cuffs.

A sec officer busted me and found my revolver. He took me to the brig and left me in the cell with my backpack and didn't notice me picking up my weapon. Guess who shot the officer 3 times in the head and got beat to death by the HoS and Clown-Deputy.

guess who got cloned and who didn't

Remember captains, when the detective tells you that the AI is malfunctioning and to maintain subtlety, don't fucking ask the AI to state its laws just as security is about to raid it!

Decided to play Captain on badger, just as we get a security team, an engineer releases the singulo. Head to escape to find a clown and chemist(changeling and traitor duo) stripping a sec officer, grab him and head back to the bridge's teleporter. I set it to escape and when he goes through it, he turns into a flyman.

[QUOTE=Vaegir Guard;46943928][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PwNiq2o.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] This makes me want a replacement for ED-209 called BT-209. It's basically the same thing, except it's a giant walking ass on metal legs. Whenever it spots a criminal it uses it's trademark arresting catchphrase: "Please put down your weapon. You have Farteen seconds to comply." While using it's extremely loud angry sounding fart to intimidate would-be syndicates. Then to disable said criminals and villains, it unleashes its Assblast of justice to stun them and then it cuffs them.

Well /tg/ can no longer be fun to me, it's evolved from Vanilla with sprinkles to literally a pseudo-goon/bay hybrid in the making.

[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;46951071]Well /tg/ can no longer be fun to me, it's evolved from Vanilla with sprinkles to literally a pseudo-goon/bay hybrid in the making.[/QUOTE] So its like vg but bad?

[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;46950795]This makes me want a replacement for ED-209 called BT-209. It's basically the same thing, except it's a giant walking ass on metal legs. Whenever it spots a criminal it uses it's trademark arresting catchphrase: "Please put down your weapon. You have Farteen seconds to comply." While using it's extremely loud angry sounding fart to intimidate would-be syndicates. Then to disable said criminals and villains, it unleashes its Assblast of justice to stun them and then it cuffs them.[/QUOTE] Throwing this idea at my dev team now.

[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;46951071]Well /tg/ can no longer be fun to me, it's evolved from Vanilla with sprinkles to literally a pseudo-goon/bay hybrid in the making.[/QUOTE] ONE OF US ONE OF US

[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;46950795]This makes me want a replacement for ED-209 called BT-209. It's basically the same thing, except it's a giant walking ass on metal legs. Whenever it spots a criminal it uses it's trademark arresting catchphrase: "Please put down your weapon. You have Farteen seconds to comply." While using it's extremely loud angry sounding fart to intimidate would-be syndicates. Then to disable said criminals and villains, it unleashes its Assblast of justice to stun them and then it cuffs them.[/QUOTE] What's the assblast like? Is it like the Honker-Blast?

[QUOTE=kiloy;46951147]So its like vg but bad?[/QUOTE] It's mixed elements of a fuckton of stuff IIRC current changes so far that have been major are: Super Matter Engine Goon Chem Disablers/Stun overhaul changes Shitty Space(WHICH made releasing lord Singlo actually terrifying because it went from a 5% of it wrecking the station to 95% of wrecking the station. The only good thing) Firing pins Overall slew of terrible ideas presented by the coders basically utterly changing /TG/ from being one the few remaining vanilla-like severs to something unfun in my opinion and completely changed it's identity.

[QUOTE=Lawligagger;46951196]Throwing this idea at my dev team now.[/QUOTE] Glad I could improve the server. It could always use more assholes.

[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;46951326] Disablers/Stun overhaul changes [/QUOTE] So like bay where stun batons and tasers take multiple shots to take down or something else? Cause thats pretty shitty, it shouldnt take 4 taser shots to get someone down

Been playing security, its actually not that hard. Basically you just gotta not be a shitter, and then you go and arrest all of the people who are being shitters.

[video=youtube;_u-gERyAjkU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u-gERyAjkU[/video] Reposting this gem from V10. After 10 tries and accidentally embedding the wrong video twice, I have no fucking clue why this one won't embed. Just go to the link to see the video god fuck BBcode

[QUOTE=WrongEnd;46952150][video=youtube;_u-gERyAjkU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u-gERyAjkU[/video] Reposting this gem from V10. After 10 tries and accidentally embedding the wrong video twice, I have no fucking clue why this one won't embed. Just go to the link to see the video god fuck BBcode[/QUOTE] works fine for me?

[QUOTE=WrongEnd;46952150][video=youtube;_u-gERyAjkU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u-gERyAjkU[/video] Reposting this gem from V10. After 10 tries and accidentally embedding the wrong video twice, I have no fucking clue why this one won't embed. Just go to the link to see the video god fuck BBcode[/QUOTE] Remove the s in https.

[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;46952330]Remove the s in https.[/QUOTE] Thanks. That worked.

ah i remember that round, only reason we got away with killing him was because the admin liked the rp back when hippie was in it's early days. video was an ass to edit though

Being security, just make sure you aren't a shitler or people will hate you quickly. Don't arrest people for too long, I usually just take down minor criminals, search them then let them free again. Don't arrest people for 2 minutes cause the time getting there and doing all that takes twice as long. Basically, don't play-2-win as security. (However do fuck up people who try to fuck you up unprovoked or antags)

More security tips (some of which are of a highly dubious nature): -Flashbangs are very effective; unlike gas grenades, the flash will cover the whole area of effect instantly on detonation and also requires much rarer equipment as protection. When the greytide comes a knockin', accept no substitutes. -However, flashbangs also can fuck you up a little; not as much as someone not wearing sunglasses, but enough that you and your fellow officers might be downed for a few seconds. This is long enough for an assistant outside the blast radius to run in and steal the gun you just dropped. Use with caution and discretion. -On the topic of sunglasses, shift clicking a perp will allow you to change their criminal status fairly quickly; if you set them to arrest, Beepsky will slap their shit as soon as he sees them. You'll even get messaged their location through your glasses when Beepsky catches them. -For some bizarre reason you don't have maintenance access; despite the maze-like layout of Boxstation's maint which gives any competent antag plenty of places to hide, people believe that traitors need to have the place blocked off from their chief opponents so they can murder in peace. You can solve this by any number of methods, ranging from asking the AI for help, getting your ID upgraded, stealing the ID off a dead assistant, or just busting down walls and airlocks. The latter of these is dubious at best (apart from the fact that you're breaking the station, it's also slow as shit), but sometimes you gotta do a thing. -Related note; make sure you have a cardboard box of basic tools on you. Some may cry powergaming, but being able to breach walls and open firelocks is often outright essential when shit hits the fan. -Locking someone in perma is in many ways a fate worse than death; unless they're a traitor who's really planned ahead, they're going to spend the rest of the round in a room with only low level botany and arcade machines to keep them entertained. If you've got someone who's committed capital crimes but isn't a massive shitter (i.e. a traitor rather than the chemist who's been shooting people with mercury syringes for shits and giggles), consider offering them forced borging as an alternative.

Joining a really competent sec team a few days ago during a cult round and borging the captured cultists (except the ones who got the boots put to them) was a very proud sec round for me