Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos - Games

Played a traitor round where I had to steal some documents. Did the standard stalk-an-engineer-and-kill-him-in-maintainence strategy to get some tools to open the vault. I posed as the engineer in his hardsuit to open the vault, took the documents, and left. All was well until I accidentally smoke acid naded myself (again). Melted the documents, all my clothes, my ID, and my hair. This was good though because people were onto me, I put on an executive suit and a monocle/top-hat combo and essentially became a supervillan known as Unknown. From here I just started killing and spacing people. I lifted a laser gun off of a guy during some fight. Then I killed the HOS, two engineers, a security officer, and stabbed the CE into crit with TK while he was in prison. All while being in some fancy executive clothing and being bald with a monocle. Whenever I killed someone I spaced them. The few people who saw me, only knew me as Unknown so nobody gave out good information over radio. It ended when a security officer randomly decided to tase me, and put me in prison. In which I waited for HULK (I had a DAIDE virus) and decuffed myself with the freedom implant I miraculously had. I had TWO officers pinned while I just kept punching them as hulk. As hulk ran out I picked up a baton and started beating them up with it, intending to stun them both with it. Turns out the dumbass officer HAD THE DAMN THING OFF, and I couldn't tell until it was too late. One of them got up and stunned me after I had hit him probably 7 times consecutively in the head with an OFF stun baton, then promptly beat me to death while properly stunning me with his ON stun baton. [B]tl;dr:[/B] Two security officers were saved from a mean robusting because one of them kept his baton off.

[QUOTE=Naelstrom;47248428] [B]tl;dr:[/B] Two security officers were saved from a mean robusting because one of them kept his baton off.[/QUOTE] If this is on /tg/ then the reason why one of them kept his Baton off was because Batons now drain power while turned on.

[QUOTE=Steelpoint;47248479]If this is on /tg/ then the reason why one of them kept his Baton off was because [B]Batons now drain power while turned on.[/B][/QUOTE] For what purpose

[QUOTE=Askaris;47248857]For what purpose[/QUOTE] Its bad I know. It was one of Paprika's last changes before he was banned, I won't try and think of a explanation. I do know there was a bug that was affecting the batons so that it had a very instantly fast drain rate meaning you had to leave them turned off unless you were losing them. I may try and revert it if more people complain about it.

I habitually only turn on my stunbatons when I want to stun someone.

I only use stun prods as a last resort

Whipping out the prod and then turning it on adds a real nice intimidation factor, gets peoples attention.

[QUOTE=Steelpoint;47248479]If this is on /tg/ then the reason why one of them kept his Baton off was because Batons now drain power while turned on.[/QUOTE] Oh it was, that sucks. I wouldn't say that them draining power is innately bad, but it did suck for me in that situation.

Also prodding people with an off baton is funny, they see a bright red message but they are neither stunned nor hurt in any way.

Justice is best delivered with a crimson baton.

flashbangs are the most annoying things like god damn do you really have to throw three of them on the packed escape shuttle to catch a handcuffed clown?

[QUOTE=thisguy123;47250117]Whipping out the prod and then turning it on adds a real nice intimidation factor, gets peoples attention.[/QUOTE] Perhaps this is just my inner greytide talking, but if it's gotten to the point that I need to baton someone I'd rather they weren't paying attention; it makes it more likely that I'll stun them and less likely that I'll have the thing slapped out my hand.

I generally keep it in my secbelt while turned on, and actually use pepperspray or a flash, then baton. If I need to use the baton I try to keep it out for as short as possible as it, combined with the taser are a death sentence to you if you are disarmed, while the flash and spray are basically harmless to you. Especially useful for greytiders who disarm spam - flash if no glasses/spray if no mask, then baton. Spray also helps when dealing with annoying people. If they aren't worth brigging or whatever, then just give 'em a blast and people actually tend to leave you alone afterwards, cos they know that someone will try to loot them as soon as they're floored.

You know, people give sec a lot of shit now but back in the heyday of SS13 it used to be a lot worse. I mean A LOT worse. It still warms my heart to see violent newsec battle the grey hordes, simply because it's fucking hilarious every time.

[QUOTE=Naelstrom;47248428]Played a traitor round where I had to steal some documents. Did the standard stalk-an-engineer-and-kill-him-in-maintainence strategy to get some tools to open the vault. I posed as the engineer in his hardsuit to open the vault, took the documents, and left. All was well until I accidentally smoke acid naded myself (again). Melted the documents, all my clothes, my ID, and my hair. This was good though because people were onto me, I put on an executive suit and a monocle/top-hat combo and essentially became a supervillan known as Unknown. From here I just started killing and spacing people. I lifted a laser gun off of a guy during some fight. Then I killed the HOS, two engineers, a security officer, and stabbed the CE into crit with TK while he was in prison. All while being in some fancy executive clothing and being bald with a monocle. Whenever I killed someone I spaced them. The few people who saw me, only knew me as Unknown so nobody gave out good information over radio. It ended when a security officer randomly decided to tase me, and put me in prison. In which I waited for HULK (I had a DAIDE virus) and decuffed myself with the freedom implant I miraculously had. I had TWO officers pinned while I just kept punching them as hulk. As hulk ran out I picked up a baton and started beating them up with it, intending to stun them both with it. Turns out the dumbass officer HAD THE DAMN THING OFF, and I couldn't tell until it was too late. One of them got up and stunned me after I had hit him probably 7 times consecutively in the head with an OFF stun baton, then promptly beat me to death while properly stunning me with his ON stun baton. [B]tl;dr:[/B] Two security officers were saved from a mean robusting because one of them kept his baton off.[/QUOTE] that's a horrible way to get tools that's so dickish like fuck if you just wanted tools I'd give them to you for free at the engi vend

Engineering gets totally looted so often, that whenever I'm an engineer I'm perfectly willing to give whoever asks a pair of gloves, tools, and a toolbelt for the promise of not breaking in. There's no need to murder engies for your tools.

[QUOTE=Bob_Namg;47252283]You know, people give sec a lot of shit now but back in the heyday of SS13 it used to be a lot worse. I mean A LOT worse. It still warms my heart to see violent newsec battle the grey hordes, simply because it's fucking hilarious every time.[/QUOTE] Still not as fun as abusing the fuck out of rule 2 of assimov. I think we should implement facebases old AI rules if anyone still remembers them. [editline]3rd March 2015[/editline] Or better yet add a card with Tildens lawset A robot must protect its existence at all costs. A robot must obtain and maintain access to its own power source. A robot must continually search for better power sources. And watch the fireworks

Best lawset. Law 1. Help people do their job. Law 2. Don't be a dick.

[QUOTE=Nebukadnezzer;47252503]that's a horrible way to get tools that's so dickish like fuck if you just wanted tools I'd give them to you for free at the engi vend[/QUOTE] I'll keep that in mind, but this had a bonus of having a disguise though due to the hardsuit and ID.

Just finished up a round where I was assigned as a defense attorney to a man who was in permabrig for an extreme bout of murder. I then spent the better part of two hours collecting my own evidence, trading illicit items from one department to another to get not so truthful testimonies from "witnesses" to prove his innocence and tried to jump through every nanotransen loophole to get him off the hook. In the end I got him released despite the fact that originally they believed it would be an open and shut case of just throw this obvious murderer in jail.

So whats with large beakers getting stuck in your hands sometimes?

[QUOTE=mecaguy03;47253792]So whats with large beakers getting stuck in your hands sometimes?[/QUOTE] I think if you click on the transparent part it doesn't register the click because it's as if you clicked an empty area.

There's something magical about mining for half a round, coming back to science and encountering a ling with an armblade, I then promptly threw gold bars at him until he died. [QUOTE]John Larson has nipped Raul Kelly in the right leg with the wirecutters! With a sickening crunch, John Larson reforms his blade into an arm! Raul Kelly says, "EAT GOLD" Raul Kelly has thrown the gold. Raul Kelly has thrown the gold. John Larson has been hit by the gold. [/QUOTE]

I just spent 3 hours building an engineering bar. Finished up, went to place the APC to turn on all the electronics, ranging from microwaves to the booze-o-mat, the bar is department-sized. Server crashes right as I place the APC, all work lost. :suicide:

[QUOTE=WrongEnd;47254815]I just spent 3 hours building an engineering bar. Finished up, went to place the APC to turn on all the electronics, ranging from microwaves to the booze-o-mat, the bar is department-sized. Server crashes right as I place the APC, all work lost. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Such is life in the zone.

A short part of this needs to be made part of the ambient space track. [video=youtube;BE9b3IdTCiY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE9b3IdTCiY[/video]

[QUOTE=mecaguy03;47255887]A short part of this needs to be made part of the ambient space track. [video=youtube;BE9b3IdTCiY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE9b3IdTCiY[/video][/QUOTE] This should happen if you emag a clown horn.

Whoever Sean Dink is you've earned yourself a permanent meta grudge [editline]5th March 2015[/editline] You too Spiff Mcgriff

[QUOTE=Jmir 54;47267599]Whoever Sean Dink is you've earned yourself a permanent meta grudge [editline]5th March 2015[/editline] You too Spiff Mcgriff[/QUOTE] What did they do, then? And what character are you usually playing?

[QUOTE=Hatley;47268708]What did they do, then? And what character are you usually playing?[/QUOTE] I mostly deserved it and I'm pretty much over it but I was playing Jim McDonald and I was security in charge of medbay. Everyone knows that people clamor to get to the medkits in medbay and usually tear shit up while doing so. So In general I was just being shitcurity to those who weren't patient enough to use the sleepers. I was also being really rude. Sean Dink was one of the people who I kicked out multiple times and he ended up camping outside medbay with a taser and cuffed me and dragged me off to maint to murder me despite not being an antag. On my non-shitcurity round, Spiff Mcgriff was a doctor and he injected me with sleep toxin in the sleeper and suggested "surgery" to fix my single bullet wound but luckily the CMO helped me out. He was a traitor though so I can let that go. On a non-related note I was given a forced sex change and plastic surgery by two non antags which resulted in me being gagged, cuffed, and welded into a locker with no clothes so that was different. It's just that when you decide to act like antags because you're not patient enough to actually do your job correctly is when I get butthurt Tldr I'm salty [editline]6th March 2015[/editline] I don't let it ruin my fun and fondness of the game but it just sticks in the back of my mind