Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos - Games

I play under several names, but they always are related to a game I'm truly original i know I mostly stick to hippie as well so

I'm Huang Kai, and Xavier Quil. Im a shitter

URIST MCSRITH, THE MOST UNROBUST OF ALL THE CREW

Depending on which job I'm playing I'll go as James Wright, Tacticool Tim, or Sir Lancealot

Greytide worldwide. What I really hate is when an assistant becomes a rat and starts helping sec, like why are you using your powers of robustness against your fellow greys honestly.

Depends on who's being the bigger bunch of cunts at the time to be honest; the greytide can be as bad as shitcurity, so you slap twats upside the head regardless of if they're greyshirts or redshirts

Disgust. Always have your fellow assistant's back.

I'll ally with whatever side's looking like they're winning.

I usually dont snitch as an assistant but that doesnt mean I need to help. Its every man for himself.

I try to help whoever I can unless they're getting in my way. Then you're fair game. Also if you prove yourself to be an ally of sec when I am in direct opposition to them. [editline]15th March 2015[/editline] Hmmm. I wonder if I could use my skills of shitlering to control the station with an iron fist as security.

Strange round on goon: For some reason the job list on goon was messed up, so there were two captains, my character Dean David and also Man Jackson. We both had disks, there was only one gun in the locker, and we held the same rank. I changed into a blue captain's uniform and Jackson switched into a red one. It would have been bad if it were nuke ops, but it wasn't, it was traitor, and I was a traitor captain. Jackson went off to get the mechanics to replicate the E-Gun, while I went to security to pick up some gear. I met him at med-bay and invited him to the Jazz lounge for drink. When we got the lounge I implanted him with a Deluxe mind-slave implant, which costs 6 out of 12 crystals, but doesn't expire. We came up with the plan of making the borgs military police, and setting only the captains as human. As I was walking down to the AI, sentient meat cubes showed up. They were player controlled, but they couldn't do anything but block the way. People all over the station tried to kill the cubes so they were all too busy looking for effective weapons, too busy to notice two complimentary suited gentlemen stroll in and subvert the AI. My mindslave and I went to robotics to get machine translators to talk to the borgs in private, but Bob Loblaw saw us and decided to get one too. I had to excuse my borgs saying "Open the armory" and "Lets avoid arming the non-humans" as beefing up security to Bob. I don't think Bob bought it but he didn't snitch on me so I left him be. Unforunately the crew had noticed the AI electrifying doors and removing id access to airlocks, so a mob had gathered around the HoS as he was trying to break into the AI core. I sent my slave to deal with that as i searched for my target, a quartermaster. When I walked into QM, I noticed a fight occurring, three QMs were fighting a masked and robed figure(probably the HoP). I stood back and ignored their cries for help as flamethrower bursts and stun batonings were exchanged. Eventually the attacker died to the flames. I decided I would flash my target and throw him out the QM conveyors. But the other two QMs turned the flamethrower on me and chased me out of the cargo bay. The AI had been reset, and then re-subverted by my mindslave. But there was too much discriminating chatter in the robot channel for Bob to not notice.I ordered the borgs to kill Bob as I went to medbay to heal up. When I walked into the pharmacy, I saw a QM getting treated for his burns. I flashed him, threw him onto the shipping belt and launched him out to space. I mumbled something about criminals to the medic and he just shrugged and went back to his work. My slave had now tried to fight the QMs on his own and was drawing a crowd. Jackson's fight ended when he climbed into the passengers seat of the escaping QM's pod, who drove it into the drones of the debris field, killing them both. As the crowd cleared out I welded the last standing QM into a crate and launched him into space without internals. Bob wasn't mad that I had ordered an army of borgs to chase him down, and he didn't try to get back at me. Bob turned out to be traitor as well, so I told the borgs to keep him alive while he finished his objectives. The borgs were now on full terror mode, they were starting fires and electrocuting doors all over the station. The practically unkillable drone had followed my mindslave's pod back to the station and was now causing havoc. Then a player controlled blob spawned in disposals and caused even more panic. The shuttle was called as Bob found me and gave me his untouched PDA, giving me 18 telecrystals as opposed to the normal twelve. I bought another deluxe mindslave implant and a wrestling belt. I mind-slaved a roboticist to expand my borg army. I sat back in the escape and waited for the shuttle as borgs kept the peace and Bob killed passerby from his laser pod. I didn't really kill anyone after that and I boarded the shuttle satisfied with my accomplishments.

Zion Carter. I'm actually starting to really love the role as a Medical Doctor, especially as an EMT rolling with a defib. People thanking you is actually pretty darn rewarding in of itself.

I really got to try to fix my Byond sometime. I really miss playing SS13.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/yGWhcou.png[/img] I don't think that people pay too much attention to codewords...

Meanwhile on Hippie, King Arthyr, protector of the realm and rightful king of the space throne decides to protect his people as a royal knight in security, yet the HoP simply pepper sprays him, telling him to fuck off before a passing security guard tries to detain him, yet fails to catch the agile King. Arthur realise that the crew has defected to the French Legions, Arthur announces a war on the heads and security before rushing in to security, firing a syringe from his weapon in to a security officer, unknown to Arthur, somebody switched the toxins and sleep toxins. The Security guard begins to vomit, his fellow guards panic, allowing the King to grab the dying security guard, trying to mend his mistake yet security begin to chase him, during this time, the sec guard perishes but Arthur escapes. The King strips off the dead guard, checking his own records, he was now wanted for murder, he could never explain this to the corrupt French controlled Sec, not while the HoP lived. So, after dumping Gavin the dead security guard in an open spot to be cloned, Arthur bumps in to the HoS. They stare at each other, Arthur draws a taser and fires at the HoS. The HoS cries for help, the crew rally against Arthur yet the rightful King alludes them. The AI is unable to track them. The HoS asks is he going to be killed, Arthur merely laughs and explains the situation to him. The mistake and the corrupt heads before telling the HoS he was just going to be locked away until Arthur assumed control of the station, before being reinstated. The HoS thanked him as Arthur walks at the door, talking to him, yet as Arthur concentrated on Secs panicking radio, he steps in to the darkness. Arthur vanishes, a large clunking noise is heard and the HoS is no longer being pulled. He flees the area while Arthur simply goes through the closed circuit piping. A yellow hard hatted individual slowly moves closer, lighting up the area before PDAing the King. "The ride never ends"

alludes or eludes this is important to understanding this works role in art

Alludes; he gave a 40 minute speech in the form of a parable, with the scene where mimes rise up against the rightfully elected clown president alluding to his own predicament

[QUOTE=Askaris;47333327]Alludes; he gave a 40 minute speech in the form of a parable, with the scene where mimes rise up against the rightfully elected clown president alluding to his own predicament[/QUOTE] Fucking [I]clown politics [/I]man, only in ss13

[QUOTE=MendozaMan;47333999]Fucking [I]clown politics [/I]man, only in ss13[/QUOTE] wait, real politics isn't clown politics?

Oh man I think science is now my favorite thing on the station. One could say I have become a pretty robust RD. Also a mech with a portable wormhole generator AND a gravitational catapult can be really fun. You can make a wormhole and then just stuff people in it.

Yesterday on Hippie... [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9488680/Monkienanas.png[/img] CLown + watermelons + public garden Biogenerator... HONK HONK.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ffzjSao.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;47339980][img]http://i.imgur.com/ffzjSao.png[/img][/QUOTE] I didn't screenshot it, but I've witnessed fire extinguishers, firefighting grenades and emergency toolboxes among other things igniting on goon Related: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Xl0Uk5l.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=STRIDERS;47340293]I didn't screenshot it, but I've witnessed fire extinguishers, firefighting grenades and emergency toolboxes among other things igniting on goon Related: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Xl0Uk5l.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Get it hot enough and it will catch fire That incident was from my latest engine overload, managed to get it to around 6TW at which point the heat that the pipes where giving off caused everything in the room to burst into flames.

I know, I was just remarking on the irony of firefighting implements bursting into flames

[img]http://i.imgur.com/6Oe8L1t.png[/img] So, /tg/ admins just fucked up a shuttle spawn :v:

[QUOTE=GLH;47342198][img]http://i.imgur.com/6Oe8L1t.png[/img] So, /tg/ admins just fucked up a shuttle spawn :v:[/QUOTE] A pity /tg/ admins fucked up their server too Particularly the headmins like An0n3, or as he has been "affectionately" nicknamed, Anus3

This just in, we had the most astonishing heads win on a rev round on Hippie. The last head, the CE, stuffed himself into a locker for the entire round while everybody was getting killed or converted into Revs. They almost have him too if not for one of the revs releasing the supermatter and spraying radiation all over Engineering. The CE breaks out, floats around in space around the station (keeping close so it doesn't count as abandoning the station). And lo behold, all the head revs somehow fucking die. The CE cowards himself to victory. Even got a trophy for it from the admins.

[QUOTE=Super Sea Otter;47342956]This just in, we had the most astonishing heads win on a rev round on Hippie. The last head, the CE, stuffed himself into a locker for the entire round while everybody was getting killed or converted into Revs. They almost have him too if not for one of the revs releasing the supermatter and spraying radiation all over Engineering. The CE breaks out, floats around in space around the station (keeping close so it doesn't count as abandoning the station). And lo behold, all the head revs somehow fucking die. The CE cowards himself to victory. Even got a trophy for it from the admins.[/QUOTE] Good old Batman Gambit: counted on the crew acting as the crew usually does. Fucking themselves over eventually.

THE LING OF THE RING REMAINS UNBESTED IN THE THE RING OF HONOUR, GYGAX PUNCHES DON'T COUNT EDIT: To recount the tale a bit better, last round on Hippie I got ling. The last time I'd been ling I'd tried to stealth through my objectives, but failed horribly. This left me feeling both frustrated and terribly bored by the gametype; this wasn't a new feeling, as each ling round things had tended to go the same way. Thus I decided that the next time I ended up as a ling, I'd do something else entirely. The round began and I made a beeline for the fitness room, whereupon I took a pair of boxing gloves. I then ran around the station extracting genomes on the sly, until I hit the maximum without transforming. Returning to the fitness room, I turned on the intercomm and lay down my challenge to the crew: [quote]GREETINGS CREW OF SPACE STATION 13 ARE ANY OF YOU WILLING TO CHALLENGE THE LING IN THE RIIIIIIIING[/quote] After which I laid down my terms. If a crewmember beat me in a boxing match, I'd grant them a wish; if they lost however, I'd absorb them. After assuring them that I wouldn't resort to stinging my opponents, a few crazed crewmen decided to accept my offer. I armoured myself and grew out a riot shield, the spectators gathered round, and the fights began. To summarise the rest of the round from there: -Fought an assistant called Evan, he lost but was dragged out of the ring before the husking was complete. This was seen as DISHONORABRU on the part of the dragger. -Fought the catbeast known as Free Pussy, won and husked him. -The detective ran in and saxed around me effortlessly; eventually I conceded and said that he had a wish, but he never cashed it in. -Evan came back for a rematch, citing that I'd punched him when he was down. This was fair enough, so the rematch began. Halfway through I finally noticed that I was taking negligible stamina damage, so I told Evan that I'd stick with the gloves while he could move to any lethal weapon he liked. -Everyone else watching took that as the signal to rush in and beat me with whatever blunt instrument they could get hold of; I didn't go down due to a mixture of fleshmend, full armour and the shield. Ended up fighting back to back with Evan in order to get these fucks out of the ring so we could continue our fight. Still didn't take off the gloves. -Syndicate Operative waltzed in with a gygax and began punching me to death, the self appointed referee ended up dragging me to the safety of maintenance. -The shuttle was called in the meantime; when it docked, I had aimed to start a brawl on the shuttle in memory of Evan (who I'd found husked in medbay); this was unfortunately cut short by someone opening the locker I was hiding in as I was trying to lay down my challenge once more, whereupon the Gygax began stunning and punching me to death again. Still, probably the best ling round I've ever had, would try it again