Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos - Games

[QUOTE=Agent Fedora;47426943]What the fuck, that can [I]happen?[/I] It's times like these where I think SS13 is so deep and complex that I'm surprised it doesn't lag more[/QUOTE] It's more surprising than that, considering how badly parts of it are coded. There used to be a code snippet ran by every single object that moved over simulated turf to check if was the clown shoes or not, and to throw a random chance of squeaking if they were. And another part of ninja code, the ultimate in horrifying coding, was to check [I]every single complex mob,[/I] player or not, and check if it was wearing the mask that boosts some stats. Every. Single. tick.

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;47428114]It's more surprising than that, considering how badly parts of it are coded. There used to be a code snippet ran by every single object that moved over simulated turf to check if was the clown shoes or not, and to throw a random chance of squeaking if they were. And another part of ninja code, the ultimate in horrifying coding, was to check [I]every single complex mob,[/I] player or not, and check if it was wearing the mask that boosts some stats. Every. Single. tick.[/QUOTE] I don't even program anymore and I understand that something that has to check [I]all the code[/I] every second is beyond retarded

As an extra note, I think it takes about 10 hours before the oxygen the station started with runs out, though atmos should clean out the air before then.

[img]http://i.gyazo.com/0288cdd3b3db5606a23f349280960809.png[/img] [quote]Drunk Russian says, "This was bad idea, comrades."[/quote]

[QUOTE=Hatley;47426236]You gotta strip the body too, so their suit sensors will fail them. Agent ID cards and Voice Changers are a good combination because you can put on a grey suit and become some assistant shitler while doing your evil shit.[/QUOTE] Becoming an assistant nowadays is risky since sec will always default to beating the grey shirt in the room if they catch you and the clown carving bodies in maint.

Turning greytiding shittlers in to security members is actually a really sound strategy for a robust security team. If you know who wont be a prick, that is. On an unrelated note, Its a somewhat nice feeling when people mentioned you as an example of someone doing a job right. Not blowing myself here but its just a nice change.

Wiz's mass mindswap spell needs to be removed.

spent an entire round writing "I LOVE SNAKE DICKS" on pieces of paper and stapling them to people then got lynched by revs. A++ best update

[QUOTE=Foosili;47435579]spent an entire round writing "I LOVE SNAKE DICKS" on pieces of paper and stapling them to people then got lynched by revs. A++ best update[/QUOTE] Time to staple WGW to literally everyone. Honk.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Mj9XMGz.png[/IMG] Wise words from a Space Marine on Archangel Station [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hdh9vrP.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Foosili;47435579]spent an entire round writing "I LOVE SNAKE DICKS" on pieces of paper and stapling them to people then got lynched by revs. A++ best update[/QUOTE] Which server?

[QUOTE=Cassord;47438262]Which server?[/QUOTE] Hippie

I suicided cause i had to leave and i wanted to go out in a dramatic way (I was a Botanist anyway, nothing important) Some genius decides to make me into a Shade yet i was just waiting to die Then he starts calling me an idiot and ciomplaining to me If someone suicides i think they aren't just trying to be funny, think before wasting your soul shit :v

Here are some screenshots from /tg/ april fools [IMG]http://www.singulo.io/tg/src/1427909928688.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Gp6XYiR.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vPPh6T3.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AIkHHmH.png[/IMG] The forks worked like banana peels though

Say today on hippie was was the Librarian, Libraians get a staple gun and the admin turned everyone into skeletons and zombies. I write "You just got Spooked by a skeleton" and variations in thereof on paper using the red pen and ran around stapling them to people. Today was a Spooky day.

[thumb]http://puu.sh/gYtzu/ae42bf06d5.png[/thumb] It had to be some sort of April Fool's thing, but my corpse would NOT stop spawning monkeys. There were so many where I died that it drained the oxygen out of the area shortly before someone nuked the station. There must've been hundreds of them. [quote] The monkey (912) gasps! The monkey (943) gasps! The monkey (964) gasps! The monkey (971) gasps! The monkey (119) gasps! The monkey (943) gasps! The monkey (643) gasps! The monkey (184) gasps! The monkey (74) gasps! The monkey (125) gasps! The monkey (502) gasps! The monkey (213) gasps! The monkey (282) gasps! The monkey (416) gasps! The monkey (523) gasps! The monkey (945) gasps! The monkey (602) gasps! The monkey (828) gasps! The monkey (187) gasps! The monkey (364) gasps! The monkey (302) gasps! The monkey (331) gasps! The monkey (422) gasps! The monkey (84) gasps! The monkey (118) gasps! The monkey (163) gasps! The monkey (173) gasps! The monkey (19) gasps! The monkey (190) gasps! The monkey (2) gasps! The monkey (202) gasps! The monkey (24) gasps! The monkey (249) gasps! The monkey (403) gasps! The monkey (441) gasps! The monkey (48) gasps! The monkey (50) gasps! The monkey (548) gasps! The monkey (627) gasps! The monkey (666) gasps! The monkey (734) gasps! The monkey (746) gasps! The monkey (747) gasps! The monkey (751) gasps! The monkey (803) gasps! The monkey (857) gasps! The monkey (88) gasps! The monkey (924) gasps! The monkey (961) gasps! The monkey (988) gasps! The monkey (978) gasps! The monkey (591) gasps! The monkey (277) gasps! The monkey (184) gasps! The monkey (586) gasps! The monkey (74) gasps! The monkey (421) gasps! The monkey (161) gasps! The monkey (416) gasps! The monkey (899) gasps! The monkey (255) gasps! The monkey (279) gasps! [/quote]

simmode for best april fools

[QUOTE=Map in a box;47441578]simmode for best april fools[/QUOTE] even better than *inhale *exhale imo please keep this an actual feature for at least a few more days its literally the best

So half the station just died because a ling engineer dragged the supermatter shard into the hallway next to medbay and everyone disintegrated by running into it or being pushed. Including the ling. [editline]1st April 2015[/editline] OH GOD IT WAS BROUGHT ON THE SHUTTLE AND GIBBED LIKE 6 MORE PEOPLE

Supermatter MVP

Today i wondered why i never got Nukeops And i found out my preferences were reset

[IMG]http://puu.sh/gZk88/840e5b02bf.png[/IMG] sleepypen.png

[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/cedbaf5834cd1859c0a877ada8e2de64.png[/IMG] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81DlvZkxGE"]Batter. Bat.[/URL]

I guess hippie stations code got released aswell [url]https://github.com/HippieStationCode/HippieStation13Code[/url]

[QUOTE=windows098;47450168]I guess hippie stations code got released aswell [url]https://github.com/HippieStationCode/HippieStation13Code[/url][/QUOTE] Been out for a couple days. I suppose now someone can finally set about making that Armoured Rectal Simulator Exoskeleton Mech Complete with Forward Assault Rocket Torpedo and Stealth Hostile Impediment Trip-mine deployment capabilities. Forged with the sole purpose of tracking down ERP wherever it may hide and putting an end to that kind of nonsense, none is safe from the wrath of the A.R.S.E

Security roles actually make you robust as fuck so fast, You learn all the tricks in the book after dealing with antags and grey tiders. It also teaches you who is generally trust worthy (Russel Rader) or who is 10 years dungeon, no trial, no clothes (Sue fucking Boeman)

[QUOTE=KnightSolaire;47451356]Security roles actually make you robust as fuck so fast, You learn all the tricks in the book after dealing with antags and grey tiders. It also teaches you who is generally trust worthy (Russel Rader) or who is 10 years dungeon, no trial, no clothes (Sue fucking Boeman)[/QUOTE] Sue Boeman or Sue Bowchief?

[QUOTE=Keyblockor1;47451629]Sue Boeman or Sue Bowchief?[/QUOTE] I'd say the latter because he/she is actually banned from /vg/station for using the mime role to silently greytide numerous times, shooting people with a large elbow that causes massive toxin damage and killing them, breaking into science to facilitate their literal gun fetish, etc etc [IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/c1300327813e3baddcd00bddead76dc9.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Keyblockor1;47451629]Sue Boeman or Sue Bowchief?[/QUOTE] I don't know, shes always the fucking mime on hippie. Shes on my list of antags, even when shes not an antag these days. Just because newer security members tend to either get robusted by her

[QUOTE=KnightSolaire;47451745]I don't know, shes always the fucking mime on hippie. Shes on my list of antags, even when shes not an antag these days. Just because newer security members tend to either get robusted by her[/QUOTE] Yeah that's Sue Bowchief. Necessarily people need to realize that Greytide can be fun when you do jackshit that has no actual harm, and only when nothing is happening. But, like always, some people are fucking assholes.