Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos - Games

[QUOTE=EmperorVagak;47497632]So, if this is correct, it's possible to catch anything that's thrown/shot at you if you have the right reflexes to click the right frame of the projectile AND pixel? That's hardcore.[/QUOTE] I used to do that all the time on older servers, thought they fixed it.

I am such a huge dick sometimes in my playstyle as an antag. So there is a new wizard, contract summons me as a bluespace apprentice. Oh yeah. Only mission is to steal documents, tell her to teleport into vault and jaunt out into old surgery. I go raid armory, get all the laser/stun/eguns. I teleport to arrivals and jaunt into surgery. Give her the weapons. Discuss some plans but eventaully say 'Whatever you do, Survive and keep the documents' then start my murderbone. Go to Engineering, try to release Singlu but ai turns off. I kill the CE instead and teleport away. Then I went to captains office and get the spare id. Rest of round is just murderboner with teleport/jaunt. I killed like 30 people but they did get cloned/defibbed. It was fun as fuck but I was a giant asshole who never toke a fair fight but just stunned and lasered. Shuttle arrives, I go there when it gets speed up. I teleport out just to fuck with them(they thought I was the real wizard I think). AI didnt let me make the announcement about me being a mere apprentice. I shout it on radio. My wizard greentexted. That feels nice even though it was possible through just being a dick with guns.

[QUOTE=Valiantttt;47512944]I am such a huge dick sometimes in my playstyle as an antag. So there is a new wizard, contract summons me as a bluespace apprentice. Oh yeah. Only mission is to steal documents, tell her to teleport into vault and jaunt out into old surgery. I go raid armory, get all the laser/stun/eguns. I teleport to arrivals and jaunt into surgery. Give her the weapons. Discuss some plans but eventaully say 'Whatever you do, Survive and keep the documents' then start my murderbone. Go to Engineering, try to release Singlu but ai turns off. I kill the CE instead and teleport away. Then I went to captains office and get the spare id. Rest of round is just murderboner with teleport/jaunt. I killed like 30 people but they did get cloned/defibbed. It was fun as fuck but I was a giant asshole who never toke a fair fight but just stunned and lasered. Shuttle arrives, I go there when it gets speed up. I teleport out just to fuck with them(they thought I was the real wizard I think). AI didnt let me make the announcement about me being a mere apprentice. I shout it on radio. My wizard greentexted. That feels nice even though it was possible through just being a dick with guns.[/QUOTE] TBH teleport and jaunt are easily some of the most robust spells outside of magic missile spam.

[QUOTE=Whitefox08;47512677]Adamantine Golem (650) attempts to feed Ric Flair the deep fried Sea Dragon Dildo.[/QUOTE] That happened on Hippie Station 13 server, right? Because I recognize it from earlier during a [sp]Shadowling[/sp] round. I think it was the one where people randomly blew departments up, I had an intention to blow up the Chemistry room with a 1:1 Potassium+Water in a 100u beaker before I got [sp] abducted by a Shadowling[/sp], just when everything went hell when the Engineering/Maintenance was blown, no gravity, no energy enough to power any functions but the T-Coms and the Escape bay. SS13 never gets too old. It just never does.

[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;47513930]TBH teleport and jaunt are easily some of the most robust spells outside of magic missile spam.[/QUOTE] I prefer Staff of Change, Wabbajack your enemies to rage.

[QUOTE=Tureis;47514714]I prefer Staff of Change, Wabbajack your enemies to rage.[/QUOTE] I like to take jaunt, staff of animation, flesh to stone and x2 soul stone shard belts and build an army. At least this way players stay in the round.

Past week I've been playing on Hippie as security has been a relatively good run, sadly no spiffy blue goodcurity uni. Yet.

Look into my eyes RG4 [I][sp]get gud[/sp][/I]

[QUOTE=thisguy123;47514851]I like to take jaunt, staff of animation, flesh to stone and x2 soul stone shard belts and build an army. At least this way players stay in the round.[/QUOTE] Yeah. I felt like I needed to carry the relative new wizard by causing alot of chaos and people to hunt for me instead of my wizard. I usually have some fun with summon events, staff of animation and then 3 spells for the actual objective.

I have done one of my best performances as HoP last night. H I spawn in and do a typical announcement of giving job title and names changes along with reasonable access upgrades. Anyway I go nab some security gear: SecHUDs and a bowmen headset for maximum project with my HoP radio chip in it. So for the duration of the round I opened clown positions,changes names and have out gimmicky job titles, best part is I stayed in my office til it was bombed and I moved to arrivals and continued my work til lord Singu nearly grabbed me. For my goodness someone gave me an energy sword, so all in all I played a legit, non-security/douche HoP. [sp]Best part I didn't grant myself all access and I hadn't had my ID stolen or killed for it.[/sp]

[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;47517329]I have done one of my best performances as HoP last night. H I spawn in and do a typical announcement of giving job title and names changes along with reasonable access upgrades. Anyway I go nab some security gear: SecHUDs and a bowmen headset for maximum project with my HoP radio chip in it. So for the duration of the round I opened clown positions,changes names and have out gimmicky job titles, best part is I stayed in my office til it was bombed and I moved to arrivals and continued my work til lord Singu nearly grabbed me. For my goodness someone gave me an energy sword, so all in all I played a legit, non-security/douche HoP. [sp]Best part I didn't grant myself all access and I hadn't had my ID stolen or killed for it.[/sp][/QUOTE] Someone did their worst performance as HoP last night. Went AFK in their office and I welded through the wall, stole his ID and gun, and caused security way too much trouble until I was executed via electric chair.

So my fellow roboticist makes me a teeny tiny tank, which is just adorable. So it's all fun happy times cruising around waiting for the shuttle to arrive. The problem is they break in only a few hits with just about everything. And then Sue Bowchief breaks it for no fucking reason. Who the hell is playing as Sue and what is their fucking problem with fun.

[QUOTE=darkshield;47517865]So my fellow roboticist makes me a teeny tiny tank, which is just adorable. So it's all fun happy times cruising around waiting for the shuttle to arrive. The problem is they break in only a few hits with just about everything. And then Sue Bowchief breaks it for no fucking reason. Who the hell is playing as Sue and what is their fucking problem with fun.[/QUOTE] Who'da thought a shitlord who got banned from /vg/ would be a shitter on Hippie too?

Isn't Sue a metagamer aswell?

We've got two new game modes up for /tg/station (or about to be up). Shadowling and Abduction. Shadowling sees a small group of off-shot cousins of Changelings attempt to entrall (turn into a form of zombie) the entire station and ascend to a higher plane. They start of disguised as a human but can cocoon themselves to reveal their true form. Their abilities are focused usually around evasion with some minor stunning abilities, they have inbuilt night vision and thermal vision and can heal in the darkness, as well as space walk naturally. HOWEVER they will very quickly take damage from any light source and take double damage from any heat based weapons. If a Shadowling can enthrall 15 people they can ascend, which essentially makes them all but invulnerable to most attacks and grants them a wide array of powerful attacks, they essentially win at this point, the shuttle is forced called and a massive screech breaks all lights on the station. Abduction see's two teams of aliens (two aliens in each team) arrive on the station in their own flying saucers, their objectives are to infiltrate the station and abduct people to experiment on. They are equipped with a small arsenal of stealth items including a ability to disguise themselves as a random human (which is disrupted by any form of attack) as well as emergency teleportation devices to get off station. Their experiments involve implanting people with 'glands' and documenting their random side effects (from letting the victim vent crawl to vomiting spiders). The abductors have some goofy objectives and some serious ones and are inspired to cause mass chaos while doing their experimentation, they win by usually getting the shuttle called or sneaking off the station on it.

[QUOTE=Steelpoint;47518227]Their experiments involve implanting people with 'glands' and documenting their random side effects (from letting the victim vent crawl to [B][U][I]vomiting spiders[/I][/U][/B]). The abductors have some goofy objectives and some serious ones and are inspired to cause mass chaos while doing their experimentation, they win by usually getting the shuttle called or sneaking off the station on it.[/QUOTE] Oh boy, this is going to be funny as hell.

how do i get goodcurity on hippie do i just have to gib all the antags every round

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[t]http://i.gyazo.com/401f552b89d9df02df594d133c68a4e9.png[/t] I turned someone into myself Neat

Also, they randomly dragged corpses into the kitchen and removed their brains and they make cakes of them.

I still don't get powers I am getting the numbers above what was said but nothing seems to be happening at all

[QUOTE=Nickolas;47520196]I still don't get powers I am getting the numbers above what was said but nothing seems to be happening at all[/QUOTE] Powers have a randomly generated number you have to get above, and there's also a chance they may not manifest.

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Welp I'm job banned from all of Security, I guess I must join the grey tide and learn their ways until I can one day return to Security. Oh God everything is going to be so shit. At least with the server ban I've got more time to code. [editline]14th April 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Nickolas;47520196]I still don't get powers I am getting the numbers above what was said but nothing seems to be happening at all[/QUOTE] I'll teach you genetics, my man.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sx-QTdvZKU[/media]

Shadowlings are literally parasting lings, which is retared

found the next hippie theme [video=youtube;u2NqoKft0fw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2NqoKft0fw[/video]

Well, hippie station's gone down the tubes. Good night, sweet prince. To think you were once a paragon of what SS13 was. Guess it's time to await a good server again. To those who fall, we salute you

[QUOTE=S'Arais;47524081]Well, hippie station's gone down the tubes. Good night, sweet prince. To think you were once a paragon of what SS13 was. Guess it's time to await a good server again. To those who fall, we salute you[/QUOTE] Haven't played in a couple of days, what's going on over there?

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;47524131]Haven't played in a couple of days, what's going on over there?[/QUOTE] Basically zyzarda's been jumping at the chance to ban everyone, looping acting like a goof, probably more stuff that i haven't seen. And probably the person I was antagonizing so to speak both times. what with dealing with a criminal properly given what i had on hand, and killing a clown. which is ridiculous considering clowns are and always have been, to my knowledge, in the VAST MAJORITY OF THE TIME, free game. The admins have gone full overdrive on IC issues. Zyz got in a bind about me joking about some IC in OOC bout, when it was a joke, as nothing in the round that i said happened. Too much overdrive and jumpyness to the guns, when the administration had been lax. It's the death of all servers, in time. Hindering what SS13 is: paranoid unrestricted chaos, is where you will inevitably fall flat. But I digress. Cheers to whatever endeavors they go to.