Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos
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[QUOTE=S'Arais;47524154]Basically zyzarda's been jumping at the chance to ban everyone, looping acting like a goof, probably more stuff that i haven't seen. And probably the person I was antagonizing so to speak both times. what with dealing with a criminal properly given what i had on hand, and killing a clown. [B]which is ridiculous considering clowns are and always have been, to my knowledge, in the VAST MAJORITY OF THE TIME, free game.[/B]
The admins have gone full overdrive on IC issues. Zyz got in a bind about me joking about some IC in OOC bout, when it was a joke, as nothing in the round that i said happened.
Too much overdrive and jumpyness to the guns, when the administration had been lax.
It's the death of all servers, in time.
Hindering what SS13 is: paranoid unrestricted chaos, is where you will inevitably fall flat.
But I digress. Cheers to whatever endeavors they go to.[/QUOTE]
Round of applause for the man who killed a clown for being a clown
[img]http://puu.sh/hdqDq/b49be47641.png[/img]
you're the worst, glad you're taking a break to figure out why exactly it's uncool to remove a player from the round because you felt like getting your murder on
[QUOTE=S'Arais;47524154] which is ridiculous considering clowns are and always have been, to my knowledge, in the VAST MAJORITY OF THE TIME, free game.
[/QUOTE]
I'm like 90% sure this isn't the case and that's just a player made rule (that only shitlers enforce.) so they can griff the clown and cry out "B-but clowns arent hummen!!!!!!" when admins/shitcurity tries to punish them for their actions.
[I]"License to kill liggers"[/I]
[video=youtube;kMA0R7rkdCo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMA0R7rkdCo[/video]
an0n3 being mature after quitting as host
[QUOTE=Foosili;47524377]
you're the worst, glad you're taking a break to figure out why exactly it's uncool to remove a player from the round because you felt like getting your murder on[/QUOTE]
It seems that in the [I]Vast Majority of the time[/I] the person coming here and bitching about the hippie admins is a shitler.
[I]"Ohhh the admins hugbox banned me when I murdered a guy for pushing me over!!"[/I]
[I]I got banned when I killed a sec officer who arrested me because I broke into robotics and stole ONE flash!!!! they are encouraging shitcurity![/I]
[I]"The clown is valid in my own ruleset and when I killed him I got banned! KNEEJERK ADMINS MUCH!?!?!?!!111[/I]
Like, this is why I NEVER want to get involved in Adminning SS13, I used to be an admin for the FPUK TF2 server. That wall all well and good but then we decided to make an "Unsrs Server".... we started with such good intentions. Just heavy picnics unmolested by fun hating scouts, Games of pyro tennis, and people having fun rocket jumping and engineers being teleported to the skybox(upon request) so they can set up teleporters there for skybox party.
After a while we got a team of admins, enough so that via use of some console commands we could build racetracks using props Gmod style, we actually had something akin to medieval mode before it was made an actual thing. I remember making a gamemode I was rather fond of called [I]Murder in ze dark[/I] where we used commands to create thick black fog reducing visibility to just a few meters, this fog was for red team only, that was populated entirely by heavies. On the other team was a single lone spy, the heavies were only allowed to use their fists for defence and the spy could not use his revolver, if the spy managed to kill a dude, he was teamswitched and then joined as a spy. For added "fun" teamdamage was enabled so heavies couldn't just punch everyone to spycheck, the game ended with all the heavies dead.
I tell you about this because when yuo DO pour what little creativesparks you get now and then into something you end up caring for it and when people who don't understand "Don't care lol!" or jsut plain want to ruin it for people you get pissed.
Really pissed, the kind of pissed where you don't outright ban them but sabotage their every effort to grief. You WANT them to suffer you WANT them to feel pain and banning them is just TOO easy...
That server brought out the worst in me, and it was just supposed to be a little fun... after a while it eventually degraded into an "admin playground". The admins got fed up with having to babysit and micromanage every player in a tf2 server, they lost all enthusiasm and ended up going on no-clip backstabbing sprees. At this point there server would die, only for someone else to bring about another unsrs server with the promise of "lets all go back to the old times of unsrs, when it wasn't shit" and the cycle would begin anew.
I don't want to do that again, I don't want to go back there... I just want to play a game with 2d Spacemen and clowns. I just want to have....
Fun...
I know that's a word that is downright ALIEN to a lot of people these day but I JUST want to have some fun. Why does everything have to be super srs maximum efficiency killcount [B]BULLSHIT[/B]?
A friend of mine gave SS13 a go recently, he signed up as the Janitor and just pretended to be the Janitor guy from scrubs for the round, mopping floors and informing people who had just slipped over that the floor was indeed wet. He loved it, it was funny to him, he had FUN! and he didn't need to steal a flash, break into toolstore and take the insulated gloves or build a stunprod to murder the clown and get this damn greentext.
Why can't we be more like this guy?
[QUOTE=thisguy123;47525336]It seems that in the [I]Vast Majority of the time[/I] the person coming here and bitching about the hippie admins is a shitler.
[I]"Ohhh the admins hugbox banned me when I murdered a guy for pushing me over!!"[/I]
[I]I got banned when I killed a sec officer who arrested me because I broke into robotics and stole ONE flash!!!! they are encouraging shitcurity![/I]
[I]"The clown is valid in my own ruleset and when I killed him I got banned! KNEEJERK ADMINS MUCH!?!?!?!!111[/I]
Like, this is why I NEVER want to get involved in Adminning SS13, I used to be an admin for the FPUK TF2 server. That wall all well and good but then we decided to make an "Unsrs Server".... we started with such good intentions. Just heavy picnics unmolested by fun hating scouts, Games of pyro tennis, and people having fun rocket jumping and engineers being teleported to the skybox(upon request) so they can set up teleporters there for skybox party.
After a while we got a team of admins, enough so that via use of some console commands we could build racetracks using props Gmod style, we actually had something akin to medieval mode before it was made an actual thing. I remember making a gamemode I was rather fond of called [I]Murder in ze dark[/I] where we used commands to create thick black fog reducing visibility to just a few meters, this fog was for red team only, that was populated entirely by heavies. On the other team was a single lone spy, the heavies were only allowed to use their fists for defence and the spy could not use his revolver, if the spy managed to kill a dude, he was teamswitched and then joined as a spy. For added "fun" teamdamage was enabled so heavies couldn't just punch everyone to spycheck, the game ended with all the heavies dead.
I tell you about this because when yuo DO pour what little creativesparks you get now and then into something you end up caring for it and when people who don't understand "Don't care lol!" or jsut plain want to ruin it for people you get pissed.
Really pissed, the kind of pissed where you don't outright ban them but sabotage their every effort to grief. You WANT them to suffer you WANT them to feel pain and banning them is just TOO easy...
That server brought out the worst in me, and it was just supposed to be a little fun... after a while it eventually degraded into an "admin playground". The admins got fed up with having to babysit and micromanage every player in a tf2 server, they lost all enthusiasm and ended up going on no-clip backstabbing sprees. At this point there server would die, only for someone else to bring about another unsrs server with the promise of "lets all go back to the old times of unsrs, when it wasn't shit" and the cycle would begin anew.
I don't want to do that again, I don't want to go back there... I just want to play a game with 2d Spacemen and clowns. I just want to have....
Fun...
I know that's a word that is downright ALIEN to a lot of people these day but I JUST want to have some fun. Why does everything have to be super srs maximum efficiency killcount [B]BULLSHIT[/B]?
A friend of mine gave SS13 a go recently, he signed up as the Janitor and just pretended to be the Janitor guy from scrubs for the round, mopping floors and informing people who had just slipped over that the floor was indeed wet. He loved it, it was funny to him, he had FUN! and he didn't need to steal a flash, break into toolstore and take the insulated gloves or build a stunprod to murder the clown and get this damn greentext.
Why can't we be more like this guy?[/QUOTE]
Good man, I personally don't understand why people bother to apply themselves in which is essentially being a man child babysitting masochist service.
At least I don't have to do most of the admiring so I can least have a good chunk of fun on my alts among the players.
I find listening to peoples bullshit reasons fun for awhile, but then it does eventually grate on me. Part of the reason why I left Golden Machine Gun back in the day. That and TF2 started to lose its luster. (Just like SS13 has for me.)
[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;47525634]I find listening to peoples bullshit reasons fun for awhile, but then it does eventually grate on me. Part of the reason why I left Golden Machine Gun back in the day. That and TF2 started to lose its luster. (Just like SS13 has for me.)[/QUOTE]
I used to be apart of Golden Machine Gun actually, a friend of mine named GrifsPDA showed me it.
I think I just found it on a whim and became a dedicated enough member to be an admin. I still talk to Claptrap, and I have Noodle on my friends list but I never really talk to him. Makes me feel a little bad. I've got a few others from GMG but I almost never talk to 90% of my friends list these days.
My point more being. I was in the right both times.
I removed a threat to the overall standing of the crew.
Almost immidiately as the clown goes down, not even gasping- BWOINK "WHY DID YOU KILL THE CLOWN"
The clown was being a massive nuisance to everyone around. pepperspraying everyone, slip-strip-beating to death others.
The other time, I was jobbanned for doing my job as security correctly. An assistant was being a shitter. I kept brigging him. It was his choice that I was made to focus on him, after his repeated assaults, vandalism, theft, tresspassing, resisting arrest, and so on.
Utterly ridiculous. Precisely as the comics.
AHelp? Nope. IC issue.
You get AHelped? BWOINK. BAN.
[QUOTE=S'Arais;47525879]My point more being. I was in the right both times.
I removed a threat to the overall standing of the crew.
Almost immidiately as the clown goes down, not even gasping- BWOINK "WHY DID YOU KILL THE CLOWN"
The other time, I was jobbanned for doing my job as security correctly. An assistant was being a shitter. I kept brigging him. It was his choice that I was made to focus on him, after his repeated assaults, vandalism, theft, tresspassing, resisting arrest, and so on.
Utterly ridiculous.[/QUOTE]
You never even said anything about the Clown other then you killed him because he was "valid."
Unless he was running around murdering people, beating people or otherwise I highly doubt he was a threat. Slipping people with peels is only a threat if he's stripping them or killing them.
[QUOTE=S'Arais;47525879]My point more being. I was in the right both times.
I removed a threat to the overall standing of the crew.
Almost immidiately as the clown goes down, not even gasping- BWOINK "WHY DID YOU KILL THE CLOWN"
The clown was being a massive nuisance to everyone around. pepperspraying everyone, slip-strip-beating to death others.
The other time, I was jobbanned for doing my job as security correctly. An assistant was being a shitter. I kept brigging him. It was his choice that I was made to focus on him, after his repeated assaults, vandalism, theft, tresspassing, resisting arrest, and so on.
Utterly ridiculous. Precisely as the comics.
AHelp? Nope. IC issue.
You get AHelped? BWOINK. BAN.[/QUOTE]
literally NoX-tier garbage
"hey i killed the clown because he was annoying clowns are nonhumans and valid right?"
Of which he had been doing.
Of course, Zyzarda thinks that they are not an issue.
You act like a shitter, you get dealt with. End of story.
So went the assistant into the brig for being a detriment to everyone, and ultimately swallowing too much of my time dealing with them than to deal with a more serious issue. If you wanted your stuff back, you would of been patient and not continually broke the law. As they kept doing it, they were not fit to rejoin the crew.
So went the clown into his death for being a threat to the crew.
[QUOTE=STRIDERS;47525906]literally NoX-tier garbage
"hey i killed the clown because he was annoying clowns are nonhumans and valid right?"[/QUOTE]
Literally hippie-tier garbage.
"hey the clown's being an absolute shitter. better ban the people taking care of the problem and let the station go to even worse shit when the clown goes on a murder spree"
[QUOTE=S'Arais;47525920]You act like a shitter, you get dealt with. End of story.
[/QUOTE]
Which is what happened with Zyzarda banning you yeah?
you could have NOT killed the clown
you could have straightjacketed him, hooked him up to an anesthetic tank, built walls around him and laughed
It's understandable that people will accidentally slip through the net and get banned unjustly, however this is a game which is horrendously toxic to deal with, the game revolves around grief. Most admins only see the situation externally with selective information.
When youre dealing with shitlords all day, you assume everyone is a shitlord.
That being said, it still is shit when you get banned for accidents or IC matters, the main issue seems to stem from a lack of communication from the admin player to the banned player.
Space station 13 is a complex game and if people are not outright griefing, its not simply black and white. If you ban someone while they still think what they did was the right action, they'll just think the admin is a draconical arsewipe and simply ignore the admins complaint.
Just look at the facepunch forums.
This is what happened to /tg/, poor communication with players which eventually caused them to be alienated and went elsewhere. This is especially an area Hippie needs to work on.
[QUOTE=S'Arais;47525879]My point more being. I was in the right both times.
I removed a threat to the overall standing of the crew.
Almost immidiately as the clown goes down, not even gasping- BWOINK "WHY DID YOU KILL THE CLOWN"
The clown was being a massive nuisance to everyone around. pepperspraying everyone, slip-strip-beating to death others.[/QUOTE]
You seem to be changing your story now, did you kill the clown because the clown is -- in your mind for some reason -- valid at all times or because they were [u]beating people to death[/u]. I find it extremely hard to believe that the person handling your ban wouldn't have noticed the massive attack long people get from [u]beating[/u] people to death on the clown.
[QUOTE=S'Arais;47525879]The other time, I was jobbanned for doing my job as security correctly. An assistant was being a shitter. I kept brigging him. It was his choice that I was made to focus on him, after his repeated assaults, vandalism, theft, tresspassing, resisting arrest, and so on.
Utterly ridiculous. Precisely as the comics.
AHelp? Nope. IC issue.
You get AHelped? BWOINK. BAN[/QUOTE]
So you were jobbanned for arresting someone who kept breaking the law? Also extremely hard to believe. Lets see what your jobban reason was.
"[I]10-Apr-2015 | Banned from Head of Security, Warden, Detective, Security Officer - Beat someone into crit with his baton for disarming them of a laser pointer, refused to give them their gear back once he revived them/brigged them. Permanently brigged them for fighting back.[/I]"
[B]You killed someone over a laser pointer.[/B]
I would be completely unsurprised if you were permabanned on your next offense, you show no signs of any kind of learning from previous bans and think you're in the right on.. all of your bans? Come on, now.
[QUOTE=S'Arais;47525879]My point more being. I was in the right both times.
I removed a threat to the overall standing of the crew.
Almost immidiately as the clown goes down, not even gasping- BWOINK "WHY DID YOU KILL THE CLOWN"
The clown was being a massive nuisance to everyone around. pepperspraying everyone, slip-strip-beating to death others.
The other time, I was jobbanned for doing my job as security correctly. An assistant was being a shitter. I kept brigging him. It was his choice that I was made to focus on him, after his repeated assaults, vandalism, theft, tresspassing, resisting arrest, and so on.
Utterly ridiculous. Precisely as the comics.
AHelp? Nope. IC issue.
You get AHelped? BWOINK. BAN.[/QUOTE]
Do me a favor, could you not play on my server perhaps. Just knowing your presence has been on my server makes me feel somewhat depressed.
[QUOTE=KnightSolaire;47526113]It's understandable that people will accidentally slip through the net and get banned unjustly, however this is a game which is horrendously toxic to deal with, the game revolves around grief. Most admins only see the situation externally with selective information.
When youre dealing with shitlords all day, you assume everyone is a shitlord.
That being said, it still is shit when you get banned for accidents or IC matters, the main issue seems to stem from a lack of communication from the admin player to the banned player.
Space station 13 is a complex game and if people are not outright griefing, its not simply black and white. If you ban someone while they still think what they did was the right action, they'll just think the admin is a draconical arsewipe and simply ignore the admins complaint.
Just look at the facepunch forums.
This is what happened to /tg/, poor communication with players which eventually caused them to be alienated and went elsewhere. This is especially an area Hippie needs to work on.[/QUOTE]
I am 100% okay with alienating people who are as toxic as S'Arais and feel like they need to bring a sledgehammer to all their problems. Hippie isn't a hugbox. If you can't abide by the [I]INCREDIBLY LAID BACK RULES[/I] then you don't belong there. Simple as that.
S'Arais seems like the type of guy who admin helps after attempting to kill someone and ends up getting robusted himself
S'Arais sounds like a catbeast name
[QUOTE=STRIDERS;47525953]you could have NOT killed the clown
you could have straightjacketed him, hooked him up to an anesthetic tank, built walls around him and laughed[/QUOTE]
Alternative: Knock him unconscious and then have the Medical and the Chemists to drug him with different drugs and medicine until he succumbs to high toxin levels. Then shove him in the disposal. But make sure to strip off his banana so you can have revenge on the janitor scrubbing vital traffic spots without the space cleaner.
Not my fight to be had.
This thread always has so much drama
Jesus fuck, I get salty at times and shit. Looking back on saltness I get over it because I look like a tool. S'Arais I wouldn't perma ban you,but force you to play a non-antag catbeast clown who has to tell funny or witty jokes to remain alive.
[editline]14th April 2015[/editline]
I think Hippie just crashed due a sing eating escape shuttle.
[QUOTE=Valon Kyre;47527510]This thread always has so much drama[/QUOTE]
That's part of the fun though.
[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;47528313]That's part of the fun though.[/QUOTE]
Having been on the other side I will say that, sure drama may seem funny but like working in a shop sometimes you wonder if the person on the other side is actually human or some proto ape wearing clothes.
just make everyone valid then all is solved????
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;47528009]I think Hippie just crashed due a sing eating escape shuttle.[/QUOTE]
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Another day, another million "muh ban" posts.
Seriously watching someone argue on here about being banned on hippie is like watching a train wreck in slow motion, its just painful.
It doesnt matter what you say, the admins have logs and access to basically everything they need to determine if you need to be banned, "oh he was murdering people but I got banned" well obviously fucking not because they can see that in the logs.
I can just imagine people like this in real life pleading with a judge "well like, I know the cctv footage shows him dropping his shopping basket with his back turned to me but I was sure he was attempting to assassinate me and thats why I killed him with my homemade baton before parading his head around the store."
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